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Música
Los verdaderos nombres de mis artistas favoritos:
• Eminem (Slim Shady) =Marshall Bruce Mathers lll
• Snoop Dogg=Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.
• Ice Cube=O´Shea Jackson
• Tupac=Tupac Amaru Shakur
• 50Cent=Curtis James Jackson lll
• Dr Dre=Andre Romelle Young
• Notorious BIG=Christopher George Latore Wallace
• Nate Dogg=Nathaniel Dwayne Hale
• Eazy-E=Eric Lynn Wright
• Method Man=Clifford Smith
Letras de mis canciones favoritas:
Forgot about Dre (Dr Dre-Eminem)
[Dr Dre]
Ya'll know me still the same ol' G
But I been low key
Hated on by most these niggas
Wit no cheese, no deals and no Gs, no wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles and no skis
Mad at me cause I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries
Got a crib with a studio and it's all full of tracks
To add to the wall full of plaques
Hangin' up in the office and back of my house like trophies
Did ya'll think I'm gonna let my dough freeze
Ho, please
You better bow down on both knees
Who'd ya think taught you to smoke trees?
Who'd ya think brought you the ODs?
Eazy-Es, Ice Cubes and D.O.Cs, the Snoop D O double Gs
And the group that said muthafuck the police
Gave you a tape full of dope beats
To pump when you stroll through in you hood
And when your album sales wasn't doin' too good
Who's the doctor they told you to go see?
Ya'll better listen up closely
All you niggas that said that I turned pop
Or the Firm flopped
Ya'll are the reason Dre ain't been getting no sleep
So fuck ya'll, all of ya'll
If ya'll don't like me blow me
Ya'll are gonna keep fuckin' around with me
And turn me back to the old me
[Eminem]
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin' comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre
So what do you say to somebody you hate (what?)
Or anybody tryna bring trouble your way
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way (yup)
Just study a tape of NWA
One day I was walkin by
With a walkman on
When I caught a guy gimme an awkward eye
So I strangled him off in the parkin lot wit his Karl Kani
I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not
I'm harder than me tryna park a Dodge
When I'm drunk as fuck
Right next to a humungous truck in a two car garage
Hoppin' out with two broken legs tryna walk it off
Fuck you too bitch call the cops
I'mma kill you and them loud ass muthafuckin' barking dogs
And when the cops came through
Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house
With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still weren't found out (right here!)
From here on out it's the Chronic 2
Startin today, and tomorrow's the new
And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death wit a CharlestonChew
Chica Chica Chica
Slim shady hotter then a set of twin babies
In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up
When the temp goes up to the mid 80z
Callin' men ladies
Sorry Doc,but I been crazy
There's no way that you can save me
It's ok, go with him, Hailie (dada?)
[Eminem]
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin' comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre
[Dr Dre]
If it was up to me
You muthafuckas stop comin up to me
Wit your hands out lookin up to me
Like you want somethin free
When my last CD was out you wasn't bumpin' me
[Chorus]
But now that I got this little company
Everybody wanna come to me like it was some disease
But you won't get a crumb from me
Cause I'm from the streets of Compton
I told 'em all
All them little gangstas
Who you think helped mold 'em all
Now you wanna run around and talk about guns
Like I ain't got none
What you think I sold 'em all
Cause I stay well off
Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin' Dre fell off
What cause I been in the lab wit a pen and a pad
Tryna get this damn label off
I ain't havin that
This is the millenium of Aftermath
Ain't gonna be nothin after that
So give me one more platinum plaque and fuck rap
You can have it back
So where's all the mad rappers at
It's like a jungle in this habitat
But all you savage cats
Know that I was strapped wit gats
When you were cuddlin' a cabbage patch
[Eminem]
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre
Ass like that(Eminem)
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my slinky go
Doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
[Chorus]
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
[Chorus]
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
[Chorus]
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
F*** is wrong with you? (ha!)
C.R.E.A.M(Wu tang clan)
Cash Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M. get the money
Dollar, dolla bill y'all
I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive
Had second hands, Mom's bounced on old men
So then we moved to Shaolin land
A young youth, yo rockin' the gold tooth, 'Lo goose
Only way, I begin to gee off was drug loot
And let's start it like this son, rollin' with this one
And that one, pullin' out gats for fun
But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started smokin' woolies at sixteen
And running up in gates, and doing hits for high stakes
Making my way on fire escapes
No question I would speed, for cracks and weed
The combination made my eyes bleed
No question I would flow off, and try to get the dough all
Sticking up white boys in ball courts
My life got no better, same damn 'Lo sweater
Times is ruff and tuff like leather
Figured out I went the wrong route
So I got with a sick ass click and went all out
Catchin keys from across seas
Rollin in MPV's, every week we made forty G's
Yo nigga respect mine, or anger the tech nine
Ch-chick-POW! Move from the gate now
Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar, dollar bill y'all
It's been twenty-two long hard years of still strugglin
Survival got me buggin, but I'm alive on arrival
I peep at the shape of the streets
And stay awake to the ways of the world cause shit is deep
A man with a dream with plans to make C.R.E.A.M.
Which failed; I went to jail at the age of 15
A young buck sellin drugs and such who never had much
Trying to get a clutch at what I could not... could not...
The court played me short, now I face incarceration
Pacin -- going up state's my destination
Handcuffed in back of a bus, forty of us
Life as a shorty shouldn't be so ruff
But as the world turns I learned life is hell
Living in the world no different from a cell
Every day I escape from Jakes givin chase, sellin base
Smokin bones in the staircase
Though I don't know why I chose to smoke sess
I guess that's the time when I'm not depressed
But I'm still depressed, and I ask what's it worth
Ready to give up so I seek the Old Earth
Who explained working hard may help you maintain
to learn to overcome the heartaches and pain
We got stickup kids, corrupt cops, and crack rocks
and stray shots, all on the block that stays hot
Leave it up to me while I be living proof
To kick the truth to the young black youth
But shorty's running wild smokin sess drinkin beer
And ain't trying to hear what I'm kickin in his ear
Neglected, but now, but yo, it gots to be accepted
That what That life is hectic
Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar, dollar bill y'all
Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar, dollar bill y'all
Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar, dollar bill y'all
Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar, dollar bill y'all
Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar, dollar bill y'all
Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar, dollar bill y'all
Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar, dollar bill y'all
Cash Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dolla, dollar bill y'aauhll, yeah
Curiosidades de artistas:
Eminem:
• El nombre Eminem proviene de su nombre real “Marshall Mathers” (M & M)
• Tiene un alter ego llamado “Slim Shady” en el que se burla de él mismo.
• En su video “Venom” el rapero se burla de su anterior disco “Revival”, el más
criticado por los fans.
• Después de su fallido matrimonio con Kimberly Anne Scott (con quien se casó 2
veces), el cantante prometió no volver a casarse y tener hijos
• Eminem rompió el record en septiembre del 2018, al tener su noveno álbum
consecutivo en primer lugar en Reino Unido, con Kamikaze.
Eazy-E:
• La policía se negaba a prestar seguridad para sus conciertos debido a las letras en
contra de ellos
• Se llegó a reconciliar con Ice Cube pero no con Dr. Dre
• Eazy-E abandonó la secundaria para vender drogas. Y la muerte de su primo le hizo
darse cuenta de que debía buscar dinero de manera legal
• Fue enterrado en un ataúd de oro macizo
• Eric falleció la tarde del 26 de marzo de 1995 luego de ser diagnosticado de sida.
• Se calcula que a los 22 años ya tenía recaudados 4 millones de dólares solamente
con la venta de drogas
Snoop Dogg:
• Sus primos son los raperos: RBX, Nate Dogg (RIP) y Daz Dillinger.
• Él fue el que inventó la conocida frase " Fo' shizzle , ma nizzle" que significa algo
como "Tenlo por seguro mi negro".
• Snoop Dogg conoció a Dr Dre en 1992
• Se hizo conocido primeramente por participar en el tráfico de drogas.
• Tiene su propia marca de ropa llamada "Snoop loves Belarus".
Estadísticas de seguidores en redes sociales:
• Eminem: 30.8 millones de seguidores en Instagram
• Ice Cube: 18 millones de seguidores en Instagram
• Snoop Doog:49,7 millones de seguidores en Instagram
• 50Cent: 26 millones de seguidores en Instagram
Matemáticas:
Datos curiosos:
• Si multiplicamos 111111111 X 111111111 el resultado es 12345678987654321.
• El número 5 tiene el mismo número de letras que expresa: cinco.
• El número 2.520 es el número más pequeño que puede ser dividido en forma
exacta por los números del 1 al 10.
• ¿Cuál es el número menor de 1.000 con más letras? El 454. Cuatrocientos
cincuenta y cuatro…. 29 letras nada más y nada menos!!
• El cero fue descubierto en la India y los árabes lo trasladaron a Europa. Proviene
de la palabra árabe “sifr” que significa “vacía”.
• Lo que comúnmente hoy llamamos números, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…, son las llamadas
cifras arábigas. Anteriormente se utilizaban los números romanos, pero los árabes
popularizaron estas cifras aunque anteriormente habían sido utilizadas por los
fenicios y en la India. Una apasionante curiosidad es la explicación de por qué 1
significa “uno”, y 2 significa “dos”…es consecuencia de su número de ángulos.
Acertijos:
Secuencias lógicas:
Deportes curiosos
1.Carrera de esposas, Finlandia
Este es un deporte en el que los participantes (hombres) tienen que superar una carrera
de obstáculos cargados con su mujer a cuestas. Gana el que completa el recorrido en el
menor tiempo posible. Se puede llevar a la mujer a caballito, a lo saco de patatas o como
más cómodo sea mientras no se caiga. El premio depende del peso de la mujer, ya que
equivale a su peso en cerveza.
2. Carrera del queso, Inglaterra
Esta competición, llamada The Cheese rolling and wake, tiene siglos de historia y la
mecánica no puede ser más sencilla: se trata de rodar colina abajo persiguiendo un
queso. El primero que lo atrapa, gana. Cientos de participantes acuden cada año a
Brockworth para erigirse campeones, aunque muchos acaban lesionados (huesos rotos,
quemaduras por roce con la hierba y hasta contusiones cerebrales).
3. Buzkashi, Afganistán
Es el deporte nacional de Afganistán y otros países de Asia central. Dos equipos de
jinetes compiten en un campo de 2 km de longitud con el objetivo de conducir el boz (una
cabra sin cabeza ni extremidades) de un extremo a otro. Es un juego muy violento, pues
no hay norma alguna, y suele acabar en auténticos baños de sangre.
Como hacer ejercicio en cuarentena
Rutina de cuerpo completo
Para contribuir a su eficacia, se deben realizar entre 10 y 12 repeticiones por
ejercicio y alcanzar alrededor de cuatro series, completando así una rutina
completa de unos 20 minutos de duración aproximadamente.
Desarrollo de tríceps para ejercitar la parte posterior de los brazos y los
hombros:
1. Sentarse en el suelo con las rodillas ligeramente flexionadas.
2. Colocar las manos detrás del cuerpo con los dedos mirando hacia él.
3. Despegar los glúteos del suelo para que brazos y pies sostengan el cuerpo.
4. Doblar los brazos desde el codo hasta que los glúteos toquen el suelo y subir a la
posición inicial.
Un desafío añadido es levantar la pierna izquierda y tocarla con el brazo derecho y
viceversa mientras se empuja hacia arriba.
Las flexiones son un clásico que ejercita el cuerpo completo:
1. Boca abajo en el suelo con las palmas de las manos hacia abajo cerca de los
hombros.
2. Las puntas de los pies tocando el suelo y los pies ligeramente separados.
3. Se levanta el cuerpo con los brazos, haciendo una línea recta desde la cabeza hasta
los talones y se contraen los abdominales para evitar que se hundan las caderas.
4. Se baja el pecho hacia el suelo doblando los codos durante un segundo y se vuelve a
la posición inicial.
Equilibrio de manos y rodillas, para trabajar abdominales y equilibrio:
1. Con las cuatro extremidades apoyadas en el suelo (las manos debajo de los hombros
y las rodillas debajo de las caderas), se levanta un brazo hacia delante y la pierna del
lado opuesto hacia atrás, manteniendo la espalda recta.
2. Rodilla hacia el pecho al mismo tiempo que el codo, para alcanzar las rodillas.
3. 10 veces por pierna.
Las sentadillas son otro ejercicio muy común que trabaja el grupo muscular más
grande del cuerpo, glúteos y piernas:
1. Los pies ligeramente más separados que el ancho de los hombros, caderas sobre las
rodillas y rodillas sobre los tobillos. Brazos paralelos al suelo con las palmas hacia
abajo.
2. Se hace el movimiento de sentarse en una silla. Cuando los glúteos comienzan a
sobresalir, el pecho y los hombros deben mantenerse erguidos y la espalda siempre
recta, con la cabeza hacia delante y ojos al frente.
3. Las mejores sentadillas son las más profundas. La profundidad óptima se produce
cuando las caderas se colocan por debajo de las rodillas.
4. Para recuperar la posición inicial, se fortalece el abdomen y, con el peso corporal en
los talones, se empuja.
Estocada inversa con elevación de rodilla, para ejercitar la parte delantera y
trasera de las piernas:
1. Con el pecho erguido, la barbilla levantada y los abdominales contraídos, se da un
paso hacia atrás con un pie, flexionando hacia abajo para que esa rodilla apunte hacia
el suelo.
2. Al recuperar la posición inicial, se levanta la rodilla durante un segundo y se cambia de
pierna.