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'Nearly a decade ago, the world was enthralled by a satirical
children's book by Adam Mansbach called Go The F**k To Sleep that paired
kid-friendly illustrations with a cuss-tinged message about the
frustrations of being a new parent...Now, with Mansbach and Brozman
coming back for another installment, another famous guy has leant his
voice to the inappropriate audiobook version...Larry David (who must
think the word 'f**k' is pretty, pretty, pretty good) will read the
audiobook for F**k, Now There Are Two of You.'--The A.V. Club'The cheeky
follow-up is about a household that has grown to a family of four, which
(surprise) is harder than one kid. Mansbach knows his material well,
having had two kids in less than two years. The result: A hilarious,
affectionate monologue addressed to the older sibling. Not to be read to
a child.'--New York Post, Buzz Book pick'Larry David will narrate the
audiobook version of a popular children's tale, in what may be the most
sarcastic, dark-humored bedtime story known to man.'--CBS News
'The third installment in [Mansbach's] series of 'children's books for
adults' is F**k, Now There Are Two of You--an honest look at the reality
of welcoming a second child.'--HuffPost'The book is not appropriate for
bedtime reading for children. But the book's description promises a
'loving monologue' about a second child in Mansbach's trademark 'profane
truth-telling,' which is why people laughed so hard they cried through
Mansbach's first book.'--USA Today'Adam Mansbach, who famously told the
world's children, Go the F**k to Sleep, is back with the third
installment of his profane picture books...This time around, his loving
but overwhelmed narrator is dealing with the demands of caring for a
second child. Naturally, the book is called, F**k, Now There Are Two of
You.'--Washington Post Book Club'Hey, you know when you find out you're
having a second baby, and you're overjoyed remembering that sweet
newborn smell and thinking of all the cuddles, then you start
remembering the sleep deprivation, the crying, the near-constant
feeding, realize now you have to face all that while also keeping your
older child alive, and go 'Oh, f*ck?' Thereâ€s a book for that.'--
HuffPost Canada'In 2011, the bedtime book game was forever changed with
Adam Mansbach's epic lullaby, Go the F**k To Sleep. At the time, the
book was a revelation for tired parents who, of course, still love their
children, but really and truly need kids to take a break for a bit. Now,
eight years later, Go the F**k To Sleep is getting a f*cking sequel,
F**k, Now There Are Two of You.'--Yahoo! Parents'Nothing can prepare you

for having two children, but if you're on the precipice, it's worth
considering that 'for years--f**king years!--there will not be a time no
one's sh*tting or crying or peeing.' Truer words were never printed,
bound, and given a glossy cover.'--Romper'Known for his knee-slapping,
relatably vulgar depictions of the realities of parenthood, Mansbach's
new book is described as 'a loving monologue about the new addition to
the family.' Written for the oldest sibling of a new baby, F**k, Now
There Are Two of You is being recorded by one of the greatest (and
Jewish!!) comedic minds of our era: Larry David.'--Kveller'From the
older child feeling jealous over the new baby, to the parents never
having time for adult things, to the exhaustion that comes from trying
to handle two energetic children--a lot of people will be able to relate
and will find this book both hilarious and honest.'--Read Yourself Happy
'Many will be familiar with the first two books in this series; Go The
F**k to Sleep and You Have to F**king Eat, and this one is in the same
vein, written by and for weary parents everywhere. It voices and
confirms the same fears all parents of two or more children have; what
have we done? Why did we think one kid was hard? Who is going to pay for
your college education? The book's text rhymes, and each page is
complete with a full-colour illustration depicting the chaos that is
parenthood, so it's entertaining on both levels.'--I've Read This
'This was **** good as the first one!! I couldn't put it down and read
it of course in one sitting...If you want a good laugh/cry as a parent
this is a must read for you!'--Crossroad Reviews'Adam Mansbach helped a
generation figure out how to get their kids to sleep--finally--with Go
the F**k to Sleep. Of course, it helped that the irreverent book was
narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. It also helped the Mansbach put into
words what all struggling parents are feeling. Now he's back with
a...profane and candid look at being a parent.'--Man of Many'If you have
one kid, or two or three or four, you will get a chuckle out of reading
this book because everything in it is true.'--Weekend Notes'It's the
best f**king news we've heard all day: