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Free [epub]$$ How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else
that Might Happen on an Average Tuesday Online Book
Free [epub]$$ How to
Save Your Child from
Ostrich Attacks,
Accidental Time Travel,
and Anything Else that
Might Happen on an
Average Tuesday Online
Book
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“Not worried about random ostrich attacks? Maybe you should be. All the good parents are reading How
to Save Your Child. You do want to be a good parent, donâ€t you? James Breakwell is brilliant, funny,
hilarious, and possibly someone youâ€d want to have nearby in cases of ostrich attacks and accidental
time travel, but what you definitely want to have around is his new book, which is a hysterical, survivable
romp through this mad world.― —Carrie Jones, New York Times bestselling author of Need “I adore
this book, which, by the way, all parents should read for a laugh or just to realize youâ€re not alone in the
insanity.― —Jill Shalvis, New York Times bestselling author of The Lucky Harbor series
“Nonstop, laugh-out-loud wit sprinkled with shockingly insightful parenting truths. Literally, no other
parenting book has the courage to address accidental time travel. Bravo.― —Joel Willis, executive
editor of The Dad “James has done it again with another hilarious book that manages to be completely
off-the-wall and entirely relatable at the same time! Thanks to Jamesâ€s book, I'm prepared for any
situation and several steps closer to immortality.― —Hal Lublin, voiceover actor and host of the
podcast We Got This Read more James Breakwell is a professional comedy writer and amateur father of
four girls ages 7 and under. His Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn has more than 640,000 followers who
check in with him daily as he fails as a parent and a human being.Breakwell's comedy went viral in April
2016 when Buzzfeed featured his kid-centric jokes in an article that quickly drew more than 2 million views.
His @XplodingUnicorn account grew by more than 400,000 followers in the following months. His jokes
have been featured by USA Today, US Magazine, DailyMail.com, Metro.co.uk, Huffington Post, 9GAG,
theCHIVE.com, CollegeHumor.com, various ABC and Fox TV news affiliates, and countless other TV,
radio, and Internet outlets.His articles have appeared in Reader's Digest, The Federalist, and AskMen. He
has been a guest multiple times on HLN's The Daily Share, and they haven't banned him yet. He can open
most jars on the first try and is only a little afraid of the dark. He still can't load the dishwasher right. Read
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