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EXIT ZERO<br />
cape may’s peppy periodical • december 10, 2020 • volume 18, number 37<br />
Shop Local This Season<br />
Keith, Samantha, Morgan and Cindy supported local businesses on the Washington<br />
Street Mall during Small Business Saturday on November 28. More event photographs<br />
inside. Aleksey Moryakov
1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May<br />
609.884.1300<br />
SOLD!<br />
119-121 ELDREDGE<br />
AVE., WEST CAPE MAY<br />
Buyer’s Broker<br />
Closing Date: 11/20/2020<br />
Sold Price: $725,000<br />
SOLD!<br />
29 BAYBERRY DR.,<br />
VILLAS<br />
Buyer’s Broker<br />
Closing Date:11/24/2020<br />
Sold Price: $205,602<br />
SOLD!<br />
305 N VINEYARD CT.,<br />
TRANQUILITY PARK<br />
Buyer’s Broker<br />
Closing Date: 11/20/2020<br />
Sold Price: $485,600<br />
SOLD!<br />
407 ATLANTIC AVE.,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
Buyer’s Broker<br />
Closing Date:11/23/2020<br />
Sold Price: $659,000<br />
SOLD!<br />
8 PINE AVE.,<br />
DEL HAVEN<br />
Listing Broker<br />
Closing Date: 11/16/2020<br />
Sold Price: $300,000<br />
SOLD!<br />
415 W HILDRETH<br />
AVE., UNIT A, WW<br />
Listing Broker<br />
Closing Date:11/20/2020<br />
Sold Price: $256,000<br />
SOLD!<br />
8705 NEW JERSEY<br />
AVE., UNIT 4, WWC<br />
Buyer’s Broker<br />
Closing Date:11/30/2020<br />
Sold Price: $350,000<br />
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SOLD!<br />
401 E. MORNING<br />
GLORY RD., U.103,<br />
WWC<br />
Buyer’s Broker<br />
Closing Date:11/30/2020<br />
Sold Price: $432,500<br />
Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
SOLD!<br />
120 W DENVER ST.,<br />
UNIT 3, WWC<br />
Disclosed Dual Broker<br />
Closing Date:11/6/2020<br />
Sold Price: $150,000<br />
SOLD!<br />
14 CARRIAGE LN.,<br />
ERMA<br />
Buyer’s Broker<br />
Closing Date:11/16/2020<br />
Sold Price: $274,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
PROPERTY MANAGEMENT<br />
- SPECIALTY CONTRACTOR LIAISON<br />
- PROPERTY WATCH<br />
- MAINTENANCE<br />
www.DREService.com 609.898.1600
12/5: Fundraiser For Matt’s Stocking At Gusto Brewing Company<br />
Tj, Roy, Steve, Matt, Dan, Melissa<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.US<br />
FIRESIDE DINING ∙ TAKE-OUT ∙ DELIVERY ∙ RESERVATIONS<br />
Mon-Tue: Closed, Wed-Thurs: Dinner 4PM,<br />
Fri-Sun: Lunch 11:30AM,<br />
& Dinner 4PM,<br />
Delivery available Fri & Sat<br />
GIFT CARDS<br />
Buy $50 worth of Lucky Bones<br />
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Ordering and shipping now<br />
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1200 ROUTE 109 S<br />
CAPE MAY<br />
609-884-TOGO<br />
LUCKYBONES.COM<br />
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Indoor & Outdoor Dining Wed-Sun<br />
Lunch 11:30-2:30 & Dinner from 4:30<br />
12/5: Fundraiser For Matt’s Stocking<br />
At Gusto Brewing Company<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Receive an additional $10 for every<br />
$50 gift card purchased 11/27-12/23<br />
Steve<br />
322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />
609-884-9119 TISHASFINEDINING.COM<br />
Christmas Movies<br />
in the Park!<br />
Dec 11 - The Grinch<br />
Dec 18 - Santa Clause<br />
Reservations required. Picnic tables<br />
up to 6 people. A la carte menu.<br />
DJ Denny Oh<br />
Receive an additional $10<br />
for every $50 gift card<br />
purchased 11/27-12/23<br />
3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />
609-889-7000 • 5WestPub.com<br />
Kathy, Gugu<br />
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A Cape May<br />
Classic<br />
SINCE 1926<br />
OPEN DAILY FOR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE DINING<br />
All Your Favorite Mug Dishes... Plus Cocktails, Beer & Wine To Go!<br />
426 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-884-3459<br />
December 10, 2020 EXIT ZERO Page 5
12/5: Fundraiser For Matt’s Stocking At Gusto Brewing Company<br />
Diane, Chuck<br />
Sara, Ed<br />
Ed, Michele<br />
Katie, James Maddie, Marissa Hannah, Lacey<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.US<br />
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The Best Holiday Dinner<br />
begins at Gaiss’<br />
Our Famous<br />
ITALIAN<br />
CHRISTMAS<br />
SAUSAGE<br />
Available Nov 1 - Dec 31<br />
PLACE YOUR<br />
ORDER TODAY!<br />
Gaiss’ Own National Award Winning Hickory Smoked Hams<br />
Crown Roasts • Prime Rib Roasts • Ginsburg Ryes<br />
Homemade Salads • Fresh Baked Pies<br />
Custom Cut Choice Meats & Award Winning Sausages<br />
Open Daily 9-6<br />
609-886-5121 • 1215 Bayshore Road, at Bates Avenue • Villas<br />
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The Exit Zero Information Page<br />
Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some<br />
ABOUT US<br />
HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO<br />
REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER<br />
SEND A VACATION PHOTO<br />
Editor & Publisher Jack Wright<br />
General Manager Cathrine O’Brien<br />
Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan<br />
Content Manager Nicole James<br />
Distribution Manager Terry O’Brien<br />
Artist & More Mike DeMusz<br />
Photographers Aleksey Moryakov,<br />
Gabi Urda<br />
609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com<br />
Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine<br />
is delivered to around 300<br />
establishments in the area. We also<br />
operate a retail store, a restaurant and<br />
a gas station, all under the umbrella<br />
of Exit Zero Filling Station, located at<br />
110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful<br />
Cape Island.<br />
Email us at photo@exitzero.com<br />
(write Photo Order in subject line) and<br />
tell us the date the photo appeared and<br />
on which page. If you don’t have email,<br />
call us on 609-770-8479.<br />
OUR COLOR ISSUES<br />
Email info@exitzero.com and write<br />
PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or<br />
call 609-770-8479. There is no charge,<br />
but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will<br />
show up. Aleksey is a busy guy!<br />
READ US ONLINE<br />
We love pictures of our magazine on<br />
vacation. Email your photos and details<br />
to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON<br />
VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT<br />
send hard copies. They don’t print well.<br />
ADVERTISE<br />
Please note: We no longer offer<br />
subscriptions to our weekly magazine.<br />
Too many people were receiving issues<br />
very late or, in some cases, not at all.<br />
That’s all down to the vagaries of sending<br />
by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay<br />
$100 to get EZ delivered first-class (there<br />
is a hardcore of fans who DO this!). Call<br />
609-770-8479 if you’d like to order.<br />
We have ceased publication of color<br />
issues for the foreseeable future and<br />
are no longer offering subscriptions. We<br />
will be refunding current subscribers so<br />
expect to hear from us soon.<br />
You can read our issues online,<br />
courtesy of our virtual magazine reader.<br />
Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and<br />
click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE.<br />
Enjoy!<br />
This magazine is funded through<br />
advertising – so please support our<br />
advertisers! To discuss our affordable<br />
packages, contact Jack Wright on<br />
609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com.<br />
WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FUN FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST<br />
We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART<br />
CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit<br />
Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by December 17. Random winner will receive a $20 Exit Zero Filling<br />
Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image<br />
Happy hunting!<br />
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Harbor View<br />
RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR<br />
OPEN Thursday-Sunday at 11:30AM<br />
For Inside & Outside Dining<br />
Voted<br />
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Dogs welcome on our outside deck<br />
Reservations not required<br />
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December 10, 2020 EXIT ZERO Page 9
holiday dinners<br />
Celebrate the season with a delicious farm-to-table dinner on our 62-acre farm.<br />
for information and reservations visit<br />
beachplumfarmcapemay.com/dinners<br />
Please note we will be following strict social distancing rules.<br />
MARKET AND KITCHEN FARM-TO-TABLE DINNERS SELF-GUIDED TOURS<br />
OVERNIGHT COTTAGE STAYS<br />
FARM WEDDINGS<br />
beachplumfarmcapemay.com<br />
140 Stevens Street, West Cape May<br />
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12/5: Fundraiser For Matt’s Stocking<br />
At Gusto Brewing Company<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Marie, Barb<br />
MAKE THE<br />
RIGHT CALL…<br />
Join us for our Happy Hour!<br />
Emily, Tom<br />
Saturdays & Sundays 2-5pm<br />
Drink Specials<br />
Beer $3<br />
Well liquor $5<br />
Wine $5<br />
Rick, Lee<br />
1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
609-898-2244 or 609-884-9000<br />
capemaylamer.com/dining<br />
December 10, 2020 EXIT ZERO Page 11
12/5: Fundraiser For Matt’s Stocking<br />
At Gusto Brewing Company<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
*<br />
Limited inside seating &<br />
outside seating with heaters<br />
12-5pm Daily<br />
*<br />
Holiday Gift Baskets &<br />
Gift Cards Available<br />
Melissa, Cody, Lindsey<br />
*<br />
*<br />
*<br />
tastings available Friday’s<br />
& Saturday’s book online at<br />
capemaywinery.com<br />
Wine offerings: By the Bottle,<br />
Featured Wines by the Glass,<br />
Red & White Wine Flights,<br />
1Ltr Carafes & 1Ltr Growlers<br />
*<br />
Tapas Kitchen Open Daily!<br />
Please no outside food or<br />
beverage.<br />
Please practice social distancing<br />
& wear a mask when not seated. We are<br />
hosting groups of 6 guests or less<br />
609-884-1169<br />
711 Townbank Road, North Cape May<br />
CapeMayWinery.com<br />
Lisa, Mike, Taylor<br />
Mark, Rob, Lindsey<br />
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Romantic Seaside Getaway<br />
9 Luxr Guest Rooms<br />
Now Open for Indoor<br />
& Outdoor Dining<br />
RESERVATIONS REQUIRED<br />
Open Nightly<br />
Live Piano Satrday Evenings<br />
1301 Beach Avenue ǀ Cape May ǀ 609.884.9090<br />
WWW.PETERSHIELDSINN.COM<br />
• 25% Indoor Capacity •<br />
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11/28: Around 4pm At<br />
Exit Zero Filling Station<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Live music on our lawn<br />
every Friday thru 12/18<br />
Mary, Lisa, Ann<br />
Steve, Janet<br />
Live Music, Fire Pits,<br />
Rocking Adirondack Chairs<br />
& Lawn Bar 5:30-8:30 pm<br />
12/11 & 12/18<br />
Subject to change. Weather permitting.<br />
Hensey family<br />
1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />
609-898-2244 or 609-884-9000<br />
capemaylamer.com/dining<br />
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Louisa’s Cafe salads available<br />
for take out in the<br />
Chocolate Bar every day!<br />
11/28: Around 4pm At<br />
Exit Zero Filling Station<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Open Sun-Thurs 11-6, Fri & Sat 11-9<br />
Delicious, American made, arsan<br />
chocolate bars and caramels.<br />
609-884-5519 • 106 JACKSON STREET<br />
EZ retail superstars Makayla and Melissa<br />
Cape May’s original farm-to-table<br />
Food truck crew Steve and Keith<br />
Louisa’s salads, soups & desserts<br />
to go in chocolate shop!<br />
11-5 Sunday-Thursday, 11-9 Friday-Saturday<br />
Made from Scratch... Made with Love<br />
Order online at louisascapemay.com/order-online<br />
609-884-5882 • 104 JACKSON STREET<br />
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Brian, Mike and Jose — muscle behind the Festive Station
11/28: Around 4pm At<br />
Exit Zero Filling Station<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Leber family<br />
Want to be seen<br />
by around 21,000<br />
people every week?<br />
Advertise in EZ!<br />
609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com<br />
Katie, Margo, Neil<br />
John, Kevin, Jen, Ann<br />
CLASSIC CAESAR•PANCAKES•STEAKS•<br />
WINGS•OMELETTES•BURGERS•<br />
Get Comfy<br />
with the Comfort Food on our New Menu<br />
Grilled Chicken Pot Pie • Country Pork<br />
Wood Fired Flat Breads<br />
Smoked Gouda Mac & Cheese<br />
Easy Take Out<br />
with our Curb Side Pick Up<br />
Cocktails to Go & Tasty $ 10 Wine Deals<br />
Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner<br />
8 a.m. to 9 p.m. • Package Goods 10 a.m. to 10 p.m.<br />
AMERICAN STEAK & SEAFOOD HOUSE<br />
Grande Center Shopping Mall • Rio Grande, New Jersey<br />
609-889-2000 • www.riostation.com<br />
•WORLD FAMOUS CRABCAKES•<br />
CHICKEN PARM•TURKEY CLUB•MOTZIES<br />
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The<br />
Brown Room<br />
is Back.<br />
There isn’t a more sophisticated way to wrap up your day than an<br />
evening at the Brown Room, a stylish lounge occupying the same<br />
spot as Congress Hall’s first legal post-Prohibition cocktail bar.<br />
Now featuring a new list of cocktails, a delicious menu of small<br />
plates–and the same intimate & elegant vibe you love.<br />
OPEN NIGHTLY<br />
RESERVATIONS SUGGESTED<br />
visit BROWNROOMCAPEMAY.COM<br />
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Please Note: The Brown Room is open to adults over the age of 21. Seating time is limited<br />
to 75 minutes and food service of one appetizer per person is required. Please dress to dine in<br />
casually elegant attire, including collared shirts and closed-toe shoes for gentlemen.
Undertow<br />
Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence<br />
Welcome to what is either mid-<br />
December or very late March. It’s<br />
been more difficult than usual<br />
getting into the ol’ Christmas<br />
Spirit this year, what with the<br />
looming threat of lockdowns and the Party<br />
Police storming into your 11-person gathering.<br />
People were arrested for buying turkeys that<br />
served 12 or more at Thanksgiving. In America.<br />
In 2020. But I know if we all band together, hold<br />
hands like those Whos down in Whoville, we<br />
can muster enough spirit to make it feel like a<br />
great Arbor Day. (Really, I’m fine. I figured I’d<br />
be long dead before I ever emptied my Netflix<br />
queue, which now looks like a real possibility.<br />
So that’s a positive, right?) [Weeps into coffee.]<br />
I was never really big on the Christmas<br />
parade. Sure, it was fun to mill about and see<br />
people you haven’t seen all year and pretend<br />
you were going to keep in touch the following<br />
year but you knew that was a lie, didn’t you? I<br />
always found it overlong and underfed. But I did<br />
miss all the lawn chairs lined up on Broadway<br />
like Christmas-y tombstones. (Look, I’m trying<br />
here…)<br />
While I’m in such a good mood, I present<br />
to you the Super-Bummer of the Week: For<br />
a month I’ve been hyping the Super Friends<br />
mash-up of TNT (me and Tim Joyce) with<br />
Nancy Malcun and Camille Peruto, which<br />
was to have occurred last Saturday. Alas, the<br />
elements turned and we were rained out.<br />
Well, blown out, because who doesn’t love a<br />
pre-Christmas nor’easter? Makes me all warm<br />
and fuzzy. While it was a real drag to cancel,<br />
we at least have Nancy for the next two<br />
Saturdays, assuming there isn’t a tidal wave or<br />
volcanic eruption. (Camille, being massively<br />
popular, is unavailable, though I foresee future<br />
gigs with these two songbirds. Gigs that would<br />
be a real… tribute… to their talents.)<br />
My man Jamie Savarese served my son<br />
Jackson and I a delicious breakfast at George’s<br />
Place Saturday. It took me several minutes to<br />
recognize him because (A) these stupid masks<br />
and (B) he wasn’t in his usual kitchen scrubs.<br />
Also, he moved and walked a little male model-y,<br />
his hair tossed over his brow. It’s a good<br />
look, keep it up. I don’t get to George’s enough,<br />
but it’s excellent and if you go I recommend the<br />
traditional eggs benedict and stopping for cash<br />
on the way, because they don’t take credit cards<br />
and the walk to the ATM in Congress Hall in a<br />
freezing headwind can be… perilous.<br />
Well, I really did it. I really made the nicest<br />
girl in the world, Nicole James, sad-cry<br />
last week. Unintentionally, of course, and she’s<br />
forgiven me, but if you want to make yourself<br />
feel about two inches tall, make Nicole James<br />
cry. That’ll do it. You know, maybe it’s time<br />
I stop writing this stupid article that doesn’t<br />
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Home for the Holidays<br />
VISIT OUR BREWTIQUE FOR THE BEER LOVER IN YOUR LIFE<br />
THIS WINTER. OPEN DAILY & YEAR-ROUND.<br />
CAPEMAYBREWERY.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION.<br />
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Sunset & Broadway l 609-435-5052<br />
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pay all that well, gives me weekly<br />
Deadline Anxiety and costs me<br />
three/creates new enemies every<br />
year.<br />
Your friendly neighborhood<br />
Exit Zero delivery driver got off<br />
to a rollicking start this week by<br />
forgetting to click-in the passenger<br />
side seatbelt before loading<br />
56 bundles of magazines on the<br />
seat. What’s the big deal? Well, the<br />
seat thought a very heavy person<br />
was sitting there so the seat belt<br />
warning chimed about every five<br />
minutes. I mean, nobody died, but<br />
it was pretty annoying. And now<br />
I know precisely how many times<br />
it beeps. (eight slow, 40 fast. And<br />
now you can hear it, can’t you.)<br />
Pulled into Ocean First Bank<br />
in Villas to drop a bundle, noticed<br />
a sign on the door and got out to<br />
read it. Lobby closed until further<br />
notice due to Covid-19 precautions.<br />
This took all of 12 seconds.<br />
Or long enough for an angry old<br />
lady to pull in next to me and mutter<br />
“learn how to f*cking park”<br />
because I was blocking the handicapped<br />
spots. The Christmas spirit<br />
is really flowing this year, guys.<br />
My guy at Donut Connection,<br />
whose name I wrote down but<br />
lost somewhere because I’m a real<br />
journalist, is always in a fantastic<br />
mood and always hooks me up<br />
with a few donuts when I order my<br />
decaf. I can’t eat them, of course,<br />
which is psychological torture, but<br />
he doesn’t know that and I don’t<br />
want to make him feel bad. Plus,<br />
I score points with the wife and<br />
kids for bringing them donuts and<br />
I can’t afford to lose that gravy<br />
train. (But, really, thank you, it’s<br />
appreciated.)<br />
My oldest son Owen is<br />
binge-watching Nurse Jackie, which<br />
I first opposed as I thought it to<br />
be another hospital drama in the<br />
vein of ER and Grey’s Anatomy and,<br />
while there’s a little of that, it’s so<br />
much more. And every episode is<br />
about 25 minutes so we can kill<br />
a season in an afternoon. (Also,<br />
Coop is low-key the best character<br />
on that show.) Owen is also<br />
bingeing New Girl, which makes<br />
me want to smash the TV with<br />
a hammer. There’s only so much<br />
“adorkable” a man can tolerate.<br />
If you told me in 1982 that<br />
R.J. MacReady from The Thing<br />
(Kurt Russell in one of the very few<br />
perfect movies ever made) would<br />
become this generation’s Kris<br />
Kringle (The Christmas Chronicles<br />
on Netflix) I would have told you<br />
that sounds... just about right for<br />
one of the most underrated actors<br />
America has ever produced. I’d list<br />
all his stone-cold classics here but<br />
I only have so much space. I mean,<br />
Tombstone. Dude was in Tombstone.<br />
Shut it down.<br />
I try to impart upon my youngest<br />
on Henry my vast knowledge of<br />
Silver Age Philly Sports (late 70s to<br />
early 90s), and he digs my stories<br />
and odd YouTube clips I unearth of<br />
Dr. J or Randall Cunningham. But<br />
this modern era, in which there<br />
is no loyalty, from neither team<br />
nor player, means he has to suffer<br />
through watching has favorite<br />
team (Oklahoma City Thunder)<br />
trade his favorite player (Russell<br />
Wesbrook) to a decent team<br />
(Houston Rockets) that just traded<br />
him to probably the worst team in<br />
the league (Washington Wizards).<br />
Go team.<br />
Lastly this week, I am committed<br />
to producing a new work<br />
of fiction in 2021. Whether for<br />
these pages in serialized form or<br />
as a novel, I do not know. But it’ll<br />
be… something. The question<br />
is; what? An adaptation of my<br />
stage play, Sherlock Holmes and the<br />
Werewolf of London in the style of<br />
Arthur Conan Doyle? My homage<br />
to Armistead Maupin’s Tales<br />
of the City called, creatively, Tales<br />
of the Cape, a nostalgia piece set<br />
in 1993? Or a novelization of my<br />
previously published short story,<br />
The Boat, a WWII-set spy thriller?<br />
A smart man picks one. I am not a<br />
smart man.<br />
So, uh, sorry this week wasn’t<br />
so upbeat. I promise next week<br />
will be much happier. Like, 10%<br />
happier.<br />
’Til next week, don’t get caught<br />
in The Undertow.
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Doggie dress-up contests<br />
Ugly sweater contests<br />
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Brinch with<br />
the grinch<br />
sunday, dec 13 & 20: 10am-2pm<br />
at exit zero filling station<br />
menu specials & a grumpy host!<br />
Retail store open daily at 9am<br />
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The Theater Column<br />
By arts columnist Tom Sims<br />
The holidays are only as spirited as your<br />
own spirit allows them to be. Big families<br />
can’t get together — the restrictions<br />
can have you feeling down.<br />
Here’s where East Lynne Theater<br />
Company comes to the rescue! Yuletide Tales:<br />
Stories and Songs for the Season is a collection o<br />
musical performances and holiday readings<br />
that will cheer you up for sure!<br />
ELTC’s Artistic Director Gayle Stahlhuth<br />
has hand-selected wonderful gits for all<br />
to enjoy. Go to www.tinyURL.com/ELTC-<br />
YouTube until December 30 to visit with<br />
friends! The evening starts with music from<br />
Holly and Will Knapp, a rocking version o<br />
Jingle Bells! Their rendition o this holiday<br />
favorite will have your mood lited and feet<br />
tapping.<br />
Next up is one o my favorites from town.<br />
Susan Tischler, you know who I’m talking<br />
about! Her reading o the Old Applejoy’s Ghost<br />
by Frank R. Stockton will warm you up quicker<br />
than a cup o cocoa. Cape May loves its ghosts,<br />
and Old Applejoy wants to remind you that,<br />
no matter your circumstances, you can have<br />
a cheerful heart — a perfect message for this<br />
challenging year.<br />
Leah and Jay Eppenbach — also known as<br />
the Honeyhawks — are delightful! You know<br />
when you’ve heard a holiday song so much<br />
that you feel there isn’t a new way to do it?<br />
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas is one o<br />
those songs for me, until now. These two have<br />
composed their version o the song that makes<br />
you sit up and take notice. Their rendition<br />
nearly brought me to tears. Bravo to these two.<br />
Mirama’s Christmas Test — read by Stephanie<br />
Garrett, written by A. Thomas Fortune — tells<br />
the story o a strong schoolteacher who gives<br />
her iancé a unique Christmas challenge. Will<br />
he put aside his own ego to meet her demand<br />
this Christmas Eve?<br />
Barry Tischler (vocals/guitar) and Tom<br />
Naglee (iddle) perform Santa Claus Is Coming<br />
to Town and Silver Bells. Barry and Tom play<br />
all around town so it’s good to allow them to<br />
come into your home for the holidays. James<br />
Rana performs Mark Twain’s classic, Letter<br />
from Santa Claus. The Knapps and Honeyhawks<br />
both return for one more song each, and Gayle<br />
Stahlhuth performs A Great Tree by Zona Gale.<br />
You need this holiday spirit — especially<br />
this year. There is so much local talent in<br />
this production, Yuletide Tales is like a visit<br />
with family complete with stories and music.<br />
That’s essential viewing i you’re in Cape May<br />
for the holidays. Visit www.eastlynnetheater.<br />
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Herndon family<br />
Take The Chill<br />
Challenge!<br />
Take an active role in demonstrating<br />
that you care about Cape May by making<br />
some energetic energy choices!<br />
Joans family<br />
Piper, Evelyn, Phil, Kamil and Tyler visiting from Baltimore<br />
• Buy locally and invest in and use your own reusable grocery bags<br />
• Invest in and use a reusable water bottle and coffee mug<br />
• Use cloth towels instead of paper<br />
• Turn water off when not in use like when cleaning your teeth<br />
• Cut your shower time and use cooler water<br />
• Rinse and Recycle all that you can<br />
• When you can, ride a bike or walk<br />
• Be respectful of our trees<br />
• Find local farmers markets and shop there – it’s fresh and fun<br />
• Carry litter from the beach and use containers provided<br />
• Dry towels and clothing on a clothes line when possible<br />
• STOP idling your car<br />
• Turn off lights when not in use/needed<br />
• Use LED light bulbs and unplug electronics when not in use<br />
• Grow your flower or vegetable garden with plants that attract bees<br />
and butterflies, and require less water<br />
• Tread lightly – explore local nature centers and trails<br />
• Build responsibly – Support Green Energy!<br />
ACT PERSONALLY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR THE<br />
CAPE MAY COMMUNITY WE ALL LOVE!<br />
Environmental Commission meets fourth Tuesday each month at<br />
11am in City Hall. All are welcome. Get involved! THANK YOU!<br />
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The Old Fogey<br />
Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur<br />
We are not, as a city, especially well<br />
placed to laugh at climate change.<br />
Oh, I know, we have our plans<br />
for a 10-foot seawall around the<br />
entire perimeter, and yes, Cape<br />
May does, as a geological oddity, f loat (we sit<br />
on a thick layer o pumice stone). But still, it<br />
would not be ideal for a beach town to not have<br />
a beach, or to require visitors to drive by boat<br />
or helicopter. So we will do our bit in the ight<br />
against global warming, and ban all motorized<br />
vehicles, apart from those electricity-powered<br />
ones favored by those earnest young antiquers<br />
who come to town to pretend not to know the<br />
value o old furniture in our barn sales.<br />
I miss the days when the loudest noise<br />
was the cry o the seabirds, the clip-clop o<br />
horses’ hooves and the shriek o oiled young<br />
men slapping each other’s bare buttocks with<br />
beach towels. And I am driven to incoherent<br />
rage in summertime when it takes me 90 minutes<br />
to cross the road without falling under the<br />
wheels o a barge-sized car full o credulous<br />
Shoebies.<br />
O course, that does give us some unique<br />
challenges, such as how to transport the thousands<br />
o eager tourists from the train station<br />
just over the canal (more on that at a later<br />
time) to the beaches, eateries and hotels where<br />
we delicately separate them from their crumpled<br />
dollar bills. We switly ruled out walking:<br />
by my calculations, Shoebies can manage<br />
around a mile per hour, and I will not have our<br />
fair city resemble the retreat from Moscow.<br />
Horses are an option, as are alpacas from<br />
local farms, but we would need around 10,000,<br />
and the manure would make it a summer to<br />
remember. There was talk o reviving the old<br />
Mechanical Walkway, not dissimilar to those<br />
in modern airports, though the original Cape<br />
May one, whilst a steam-powered marvel,<br />
was tricksy — i memory serves, a runaway<br />
f lywheel caused it to speed up to 30mph and<br />
deposit a few hundred people o the end o<br />
the Point. Also, the idea has been mooted that<br />
we launch or much-delayed monkey-pedicab<br />
scheme, which would allow us to combine our<br />
twin passions o animal rescue and cycling.<br />
The trials were a success last time, save for that<br />
unfortunate incident with the passing banana<br />
truck. Also, the hurled scat.<br />
So we are excitedly inessing the details<br />
o the perfect solution. I cannot go into exact<br />
speciics: suice o to say that those o you<br />
who love trampolines will be beside yourselves<br />
with excitement, and that we will be<br />
utilizing empty lots every 100 yards between<br />
the canal bridge and the beach.<br />
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A Great Book<br />
Warms the Soul<br />
Krawiec family<br />
Cape Atlantic<br />
Book Company<br />
OPEN @ 10am<br />
City Centre Mall 2nd floor<br />
Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />
(609) 846-7688 • capeatlanticbookco.com<br />
Just for Laughs<br />
Vicki, Austin, Rese, Colin, Faith, Florence<br />
HQ for all things funny &<br />
the best stocking stuffers around!<br />
Iva, Alex, Joanne<br />
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Marlene, Blanca<br />
Sharif, Sam<br />
Lisa, Paul<br />
Virginia, Sophie<br />
Madonna of Victorious<br />
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The Activity Column<br />
Catherine Dugan’s guide to staying in... this week, be the judge of your holiday season!<br />
At the risk o landing on the Naughty<br />
list, I’m going to say it — Santa Claus<br />
is hypercritical. I know that judging<br />
is a big part o his job, but have you<br />
seen Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?<br />
Santa is downright rude to Rudolph and the<br />
residents o the Island o Misit Toys — his<br />
hiring practices probably violate the North<br />
Pole’s version o the ADA. This year, when the<br />
world’s rugrats are having a rough time, I hope<br />
he’s more tolerant. Kids are wearing their<br />
masks, missing their friends and putting up<br />
with Zoom school. Some slack, please, Santa.<br />
Santa’s helpers share their boss’ judgmental<br />
nature, especially that El on the Shelf,<br />
who wields unreasonable power throughout<br />
the buildup to Christmas. He may show up<br />
to monitor the children’s behavior, but he’s<br />
also judging parents on their ability to stretch<br />
the Christmas magic over an entire month.<br />
Shelie — the El assigned to Elaine’s — keeps<br />
wandering of, and it’s up to participants in<br />
their walking tour to ind him. Mrs. Claus<br />
searched the entire North Pole with no success,<br />
and she needs help. Tours run every<br />
Saturday through December 26 from 1 to 5.<br />
Tickets are $25, beverages permitted and this<br />
“open air theater” event is suitable for all<br />
ages. Group sizes are limited and masks are<br />
required. Call ahead to conirm times and for<br />
more information — 609-884-4358.<br />
A little light judgment can be festive,<br />
especially when you’re judging holiday lights.<br />
Cape May’s homes and businesses are all<br />
gussied up for Christmas, and the judges in<br />
the “Light Up Cape May” contest will award<br />
prizes to winners in the categories o Best<br />
Residence, Best Business, Best Window, Best<br />
Olde Fashioned Display, Judges’ Choice and<br />
Peoples’ Choice. Stroll the streets and make<br />
your own selection, then go to capemaystrong.com<br />
to see i the judges agree. There’s<br />
also a “Not Your Grandma’s Fruitcake Baking<br />
Contest.” Maxed out on entrants, this event<br />
will whet your appetite for the much-maligned<br />
Christmas dish. I’m hopeful that the<br />
winner’s recipe gets published — pandemic<br />
bakers mastered sourdough and need a new<br />
baking challenge.<br />
For a judgment-free activity, check out<br />
East Lynne Theater Company’s Yuletide Tales:<br />
Stories and Songs for the Holidays available for<br />
free — donations welcomed — on YouTube.<br />
Sing and clap along with musicians and let<br />
storytellers lit your spirits, even i you can’t<br />
predict the ending. Enjoy this production dedicated<br />
to medical professionals. Visit www.<br />
eastlynnetheater.org for more information.<br />
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Island Home & Gardens<br />
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Christmas Trees, Wreaths, Roping,<br />
Swags, Grave Blankets, Poinsettias<br />
Sheri, Hilary<br />
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featuring fresh floral arrangements,<br />
dried & decorated wreaths<br />
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featuring handcrafted pottery, mosaics,<br />
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STUFFERS FOR THE “HARD TO BUY<br />
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Discounts and even our Challenge Coin!<br />
AVIATION MUSEUM<br />
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• Sit in the cockpit!<br />
• Climb an air-traffic control tower!<br />
• Coast Guard & 9/11 exhibit area<br />
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ARIES You will buy your Christmas tree from Cape Island Home and<br />
Gardens on Broadway. You will wake up to find the Grinch has stolen it<br />
clean out o your living room.<br />
TAURUS: You will institute family board game night every Friday. You<br />
will make it complete with pizza from Jake’s on Sunset Boulevard.<br />
GEMINI: You will set out to finish your Christmas shopping. You will<br />
accidentally buy yoursel a new outfit from Galvanic on the Washington<br />
Street Mall instead.<br />
CANCER: You will buy chocolate chips in order to bake chocolate chip<br />
cookies. You will eat the entire bag, one handful at a time, before you<br />
bake a single cookies.<br />
LEO: You will adopt a dog from the Cape May County Animals Shelter.<br />
You will name him Mutt Damon.<br />
VIRGO: You will try the new hot dogs from Dawgtown, next door to<br />
Cape May Brew Co at the airport. You will fall madly in love with the<br />
Gnarly Rony — or at least your tastebuds will.<br />
LIBRA: You will forget to call your mother. You will make it up to her<br />
with custom Cape May jewelry from Whale’s Tale.<br />
SCORPIO: You will purchase the health-conscious friend on your<br />
shopping list a git card from Green Street Market. You will buy quickly<br />
so you can take advantage o a big git card sale happening through<br />
December 12.<br />
SAGITTARIUS: You will have a very productive day o work and cleaning<br />
and organizing. Just kidding — you will binge-watch Hallmark<br />
movies while eating peanut butter with a spoon straight from the jar.<br />
CAPRICORN: You will spot a rare, five-foot tall sandhill crane over the<br />
Cape May canal. You will be so taken aback by its beauty that you will<br />
buy a pair o binoculars and become a birding enthusiast.<br />
AQUARIUS: You will find the perfect ugly Christmas sweater. It will be<br />
so ugly your friends will uninvite you from their Zoom holiday parties.<br />
PISCES: You will give in and buy that new kitchen appliance you’ve<br />
been eyeing. You will air fry your way into 2021.
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Bird Droppings<br />
Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu<br />
You can learn a great deal about<br />
birds by watching your feeders —<br />
and enjoy hours of entertainment.<br />
Different species have different<br />
feeding techniques. House Finches<br />
find an auspicious perch, cling and chow<br />
down. Titmice practice a grab-and-go style<br />
— grab a sunflower seed, fly off to a secluded<br />
perch. Blackbirds like crowds, the more the<br />
merrier. Blue Jays want the feeder all to themselves.<br />
Upon arrival, they scream out a bogus<br />
warning call that scatters the competition,<br />
then gobble down seeds as fast as they can<br />
before a jay higher up on the social ladder<br />
displaces them. Woodpeckers are late risers.<br />
Squirrels? They are guts wrapped in fur.<br />
The furry-tailed tree rat can break a modest<br />
seed budget through pure esophageal zeal.<br />
Our trick is to have one sunflower feeder away<br />
from others that squirrels can adopt as their<br />
own. Or scatter decorative corn cob halves<br />
beneath feeders. They grab a half and cart it<br />
away before another squirrel can claim it.<br />
There are a few finicky feeders who favor<br />
food items that many backyard bird enthusiasts<br />
forget to offer. Mockingbirds and robins<br />
like raisins and fruit, Suet cakes are favored by<br />
woodpeckers, nuthatches and Carolina Wren.<br />
Don’t forget water — refill bird baths<br />
when dry or frozen. Many birds bathe in cold<br />
weather. The American Robin is a compulsive<br />
bather and common winter resident. If you<br />
have holly berries, you have robins. Feral<br />
cats can be a challenge. Place feeders up four<br />
feet and clear concealing cover from below.<br />
Northern songbirds do not typically deal with<br />
feline predators so have no innate defense.<br />
Bird catching hawks are a part of the<br />
package. Concentrate on small birds — attract<br />
hawks that feed on them. You are not causing<br />
the birds to be killed, only killed where you<br />
will witness it. Your neighborhood Sharpshinned<br />
Hawk is going to feed twice a day one<br />
way or another. Try to keep feeders away from<br />
glass windows and doors. Fleeing birds and<br />
in-coming hawks strike glass with enough<br />
force to cause death 50 percent of the time.<br />
Screens help soften the impact, but window<br />
decals of hawk silhouettes are not as effective.<br />
Find other bird feeding tips from the<br />
experts at Cape May Bird Observatory or go<br />
to 701 East Lake Drive and watch the birds at<br />
their feeders. It’s cheaper than buying your<br />
own seed and staff can help with identification.<br />
Test drive the latest in binoculars while<br />
there. The holidays are coming and Cape<br />
May Bird Observatory has a fine selection of<br />
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />
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Cape Island’s Top Producing, full service real estate agency that has been represenng all of<br />
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SPECTACULAR ONE OF A KIND OPPORTUNITY!<br />
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STEPS TO THE BEACH<br />
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Jersey Cape<br />
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4 BR/3.5 BA<br />
Stellar new construction<br />
just a block from the Cape<br />
May Point beaches by<br />
Burke Builders!<br />
$1,400,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
1306 SCOTT AVE.,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
Beautifully updated<br />
3 BR/2.5 BA home with<br />
1,700 sq.ft. of living space.<br />
$525,000<br />
SOLD!<br />
66 CAPE WOODS RD.,<br />
NORTH CAPE MAY<br />
Listing Broker<br />
Closing Date:11/16/2020<br />
Sold Price: $280,000<br />
RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
UNDER<br />
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9 JACKSON ST.,<br />
UNIT 201, CAPE MAY<br />
2 BR/1 BA corner unit in<br />
The Tides boasting ocean<br />
views. Excellent rental<br />
history. $659,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
302 SIXTH AVE.,<br />
WEST CAPE MAY<br />
Beautifully updated<br />
2 BR/1 BA West Cape<br />
May home.<br />
$599,900<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204<br />
Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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1624 New Jersey, Cape May<br />
4 Bedrooms | 3 Baths - $1,999,000<br />
15 Gurney St, Cape May<br />
4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $1,828,000<br />
908 Weeks Landing Rd, Erma<br />
6 Bedrooms | 4 Baths - $539,900<br />
Ocean Views!<br />
Third floor has great room, sun deck<br />
and master suite with stunning views!<br />
One house off the beach entrance at<br />
Wilmington and Beach Avenues.<br />
346 Swainton-Goshen, CMCH<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $419,900<br />
Over Four Acres<br />
Meticulous home with large eat-in<br />
kitchen, in-ground pool, 22x22 detached<br />
garage and a 30x40 finished pole barn –<br />
endless possibilities!<br />
18 Jackson St, Cape May<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath - $599,000<br />
Historic District<br />
Well-maintained coage close to beach<br />
with ocean-view front porch. Rear deck,<br />
off-street parking, and full basement.<br />
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2 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $460,000<br />
Situated on 1.02 Acres<br />
Over 3,700 sq split-level home in<br />
the country surrounded by nature.<br />
Two separate living areas, perfect for<br />
extended family.<br />
1143 Lafayee Lafayee St, Cape May<br />
3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $979,000<br />
New Lisng!<br />
Stunning modern home with granite<br />
kitchen with large island, beautiful,<br />
updated bathrooms, Brazilian cherry<br />
floors, aached garage.<br />
67 Priest Blvd, Rio Grande<br />
2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath - $49,900<br />
Nauca Condo Unit #4<br />
Located in one of the historic Seven<br />
Sisters of Cape May, 1 block to beach,<br />
well-maintained, turn-key, and off-street<br />
parking.<br />
Canyon Club, Unit 303<br />
Beautiful views! Ready for immediate<br />
occupancy! Boat slip included! Coastal<br />
living at its finest.<br />
Grande Woods South<br />
Mobile home located in the heart<br />
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23 HARBOR COVE, CAPE MAY<br />
Cape May Harbor Village and Yacht Club is the site of this lovely custom<br />
designed home built to capture spectacular harbor and marina views from all<br />
three floors. The property offers 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms and has an upside<br />
down design which maximizes the best views from each living area. This home<br />
1240 Washington Street, Cape May<br />
provides the perfect outdoor, indoor and all season living and entertaining<br />
Historic 1924 Dutch Colonial<br />
areas. The wrap around porch leads to a large entrance hall with winding<br />
staircase and elevator to the two floors<br />
3 Units<br />
above.<br />
or<br />
$2,800,000<br />
Convert to Single Family<br />
$889,900<br />
Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker<br />
1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 609.884.3332<br />
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11/28: Naval Air Station Wildwood<br />
Presents Christmas At The Hangar<br />
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />
Mary Hinchcliffe<br />
Salesperson<br />
Direct: 609.780.6598<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
MHinchcliffe@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
Dillon, Nicole, Ralph<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
314 W JUNIPER AVE.,<br />
WILDWOOD<br />
2 BR/1 BA cottage located at<br />
the north end of Wildwood.<br />
$199,000<br />
UNDER<br />
CONTRACT!<br />
902 OCEAN DR., UNIT 123<br />
LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />
2 BR/2.5 BA waterfront<br />
condo. Completely renovated<br />
in 2019. $635,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
Amanda, Austin, Bruce, Bobby, Katie, Chanel<br />
MaryAnn Donahue<br />
Broker Associate<br />
Direct: 484.614.5798<br />
Office: 609.884.1300<br />
MAD@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
Make Your Shore Home Dreams Come True Call<br />
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Lynn, WWII Veteran Donald, Dana<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
300 N BEACH AVE.,<br />
CMCH<br />
Development opportunity<br />
situated on Bidwells Creek<br />
overlooking the Delaware Bay.<br />
$998,000<br />
FOR SALE!<br />
9 FREEDOM DR.,<br />
ERMA<br />
4 BR/2.5 BA home located<br />
10 minutes from Cape<br />
May and the Wildwoods.<br />
$499,000<br />
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />
1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />
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