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| PUBLISHER’S MESSAGE<br />
After a long walk home from school, I would drop my backpack and Dukes of Hazzard lunch pail at the end of<br />
our driveway and scoop up the sun-bleached red, white, and blue basketball hidden in the flower bed.<br />
The concrete was cracked and uneven, bent in the shape of a crescent moon. Shots taken from the right side of<br />
the key were from the lawn. Shots from the left were not possible unless you scaled the juniper bush, which was<br />
sometimes required during a heated game of HORSE.<br />
Shooting jumpers was the equivalent of Transcendental Meditation for me. With each snap of the net, I fell<br />
deeper into cosmic consciousness, forgetting more and more of whatever my sixth-grade teacher, Mrs. Rudig,<br />
said about grammar that day—subjects and predicates.<br />
Invariably, my neighbor across the street, the one who was always working on his truck, Donny Dilbeck, would walk up as he polished off the last of his<br />
drink—a yellow can marked with only four capital letters: “BEER.” Wiping his mouth with the back of his band-aided hand, he’d ask the same question<br />
he always asked. “Hey, Tommy, how ‘bout some one-on-one?”<br />
He was quicker than me, and stronger too, but he was short with stubby limbs. And, while his cowboy boots gave him an extra inch or two, they were<br />
also his Achilles heel. It didn’t take me long to figure out how to steer him toward grease spots left behind by our oil-hemorrhaging Volkswagen<br />
Vanagon. Every time, he would slip, which gave me an opening for an easy steal. That’s when he’d cry out with indignation: “Foul!”<br />
It’s an unspoken basketball norm: you don’t call fouls on kids who are twenty years younger than you, no matter how hard they hack. But, in this case,<br />
I didn’t so much as graze his paper-thin tank top as he drove to the hoop, barreling down the lane for a layup, wild-eyed and out-of-control, slamming<br />
into our aluminum garage door. “Foul!” he’d shout in feigned agony as I watched the solo melodrama unfold from ten feet away. Luckily, he couldn’t<br />
make a free throw if the camshaft in his Ford F150 depended on it.<br />
We always played “loser’s-outs,” so after I scored, he’d get the ball back. That’s when he’d come charging in again, stammering and sputtering and cussing<br />
as his elbows flailed, filling my nostrils with some combination of generic Gemco beer, WD-40, Lucky Strikes, and rust-tinged antifreeze. Clank.<br />
Another miss. “Foul!”<br />
I’d shake my head in disagreement with the call as I watched him amble to the free throw line in his square-toed Laredos, going through his protracted<br />
routine. Three bounces. Spin the ball in his hands. Three more bounces. Mutter something about Larry Bird—“Larry Legend.” Bend his knees. Close his<br />
eyes. Spin the ball. Open his eyes. Stand straight. Bend again. Shoot. Clank.<br />
Once, we both scrambled for a loose ball, our hands hit it simultaneously causing it to rocket through the plate glass window over the kitchen sink. We<br />
kept going though. No use worrying about it. Mom would be at work for another few hours. And we couldn’t end on a tie.<br />
Over the years, I grew vertically while Donny expanded horizontally. Each time the game became more lopsided in my favor. Every once in a while, he’d<br />
get hot at the line and sneak out an upset win, which I would hear about for as long as he could come up with excuses as to why he couldn’t play. “Can’t<br />
today—threw out my back cranking the torque wrench.”<br />
But he could never stay away for long. A few days later, he’d be back calling fouls every time I breathed on him. Clank.<br />
With the whole family working from home these days, our basketball court gets a lot of use. Between editing, and Zoom meetings, and filling out<br />
whatever form has to be filled out, you can often find me out there meditating. Sometimes, my sixth-grade son, Harrison, will come outside between his<br />
online classes—joining me for something we used to call “recess”—to ask a question: “Hey, Dad, how ‘bout some one-on-one?”<br />
As he begins pulling ahead, running up the score, my mind drifts. And I remember how to win. At least every once in a while. “Foul!”<br />
Thank you to everyone who has had a hand in producing this issue of <strong>SLO</strong> <strong>LIFE</strong> Magazine and, most of all, to our advertisers and subscribers—we<br />
couldn’t do it without you.<br />
Live the <strong>SLO</strong> Life!<br />
One-on-One<br />
Tom Franciskovich<br />
tom@slolifemagazine.com<br />
p.s. If you’d like to read more visit me at tomfranciskovich.com<br />
10 | <strong>SLO</strong> <strong>LIFE</strong> MAGAZINE | FEB/MAR 2021