RIDEFAST NOVEMBER 2021

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NOVEMBER Edition 2021
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A somewhat overweight burly biker calls a weight loss company and orders their 5
day – 5 kgs weight loss program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door and standing before him is a voluptuous,
athletic 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign
around her neck.
The sign reads, ‘If you catch me, you can have me.’
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few kilometres later huffing and
puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5 kgs as
promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5 day – 10 kgs program.
The next day there’s a knock at the door and standing before him is the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, ‘If you catch me, you can have me’.
Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and
despite his best efforts, no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in
better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he
has lost another 10 kgs, as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order their 7 day – 25 kgs
program.
‘Are you sure?’ asks the representative on the phone.. ‘This is our most rigorous
program.’
‘Absolutely,’ he replies, ‘I haven’t felt this good in years.’
The next day there’s a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a huge
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign
around his neck that reads, ‘If I catch you, you’re mine.’
He lost 31 kgs that week.
Have a great riding month!
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Specialization may be fine for something like golf clubs, but we think great motorcycles should
be able to do it all. Case in point: The 2021 Honda NC750X. This is a bike is for motorcyclists who
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appreciate both versatility and virtuosity in their adventure machines. This year, we’ve given this
or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, articles, or other methods, without the prior
written permission of the publisher.
model some big improvements. More power. A larger integrated storage area. Lighter weight,
and a lower seat height. Plus some huge technologic upgrades like throttle by wire, selectable
riding modes, new instruments, a new frame, upgraded bodywork, and standard ABS. At its
heart, the twin-cylinder engine produces a broad torque curve as well, making it a joy to ride.
And you can choose from two transmissions: a conventional manual-clutch six-speed, or
Honda’s revolutionary automatic DCT. Either way, this latest NC750X is going to be the perfect
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