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Simp
Someone who does way too much for a
person they like
Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and
a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.
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A man who puts the hoes before the bros.
Ben is a major simp for ditching us for
those hoes.
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a word that everyone overuses w/out the
correct definition. it means a guy that is
overly desperate for women, especially if
she is a bad person, or has expressed her
disinterest in him whom which he
continues to obsess over. They're usually
just virgins that will accept coochie from
anyone regardless of who they are. respec
waman ≠ simpery.
A: "dude, Vanessa keeps saying no when I
ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I
barely know you and this has become more
of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't
she so smart? "
B: "shut the fuck up simp"
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Simp
Squirrels
In
My
Pants
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
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It is when a male is overly submissive to a
female and gains nothing from it. So overly
submissive that other guys cringe and feel
ashamed when seeing them. This applies
to males in relationships when they are so
submissive that they say literally anything
to be in favor with the female.
Jake: Bro, did you hear what collin said to
his girl?
Alex: Yeah, he's such a Simp he's
embarrassing to be around.
by Odyssey, The Anti Simp September
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S.uckas I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
What a simp
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A simp is like a starving lion, decrepit and
weak, but as soon as it sees meat or
possibilities of female companionship, he
exerts all his energy in order to grab the
prey. The lion will o!en fail because of
how weak he has become from lack of
food, it’s the same for the simp, his lack of
confidence or social awareness makes him
to weak to grab any prey - Jewce Man
“She is literally my everything” - Simp
“I have trouble imagining my life without
you” - Simp
“Even tho we haven’t meet in person yet, I
already be knowing that you going to be
looking gooodddddd and beautiful asl” -
Simp
“Even tho sometimes we don’t talk or call
through the whole day, that’s not gonna
stop me from talking or texting you” - Simp
“Even tho some people say that u use me for
my money or stu!, u don’t. I send u money
or buy u food or do both because I gotta
make sure my queen gets her nails did etc
or if she’s hungry I gotta make sure she
eats” - Simp
Wise Words: “Today I call on all simps to end
their su!ering... Get over her you are better
than this, you‘re not worthless because of
your lack of Blue Eyes White Dragons...
you’re not in love simp, you are in love with
the idea of love. Love won’t fix your lack of
self confidence, don’t allude yourself into
thinking she will make you happy, learn to
be happy with yourself and trust me, the
coochie will come naturally... Now fly simp!
Transcend into the next level, today is the
day you start your journey into the light...
Omg, you look so beautiful, the way you
twirl in the wind, simp!” - Jewce Man
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