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MORWELL <strong>RSL</strong> SUB-BRANCH<br />

NEWSLETTER<br />

( QUARTERLY )<br />

MARCH - MAY, 2011 LEST WE FORGET<br />

<strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch Inc. Corner Elgin & Tarwin Streets <strong>Morwell</strong><br />

P.O. Box 105, <strong>Morwell</strong> 3840 - Phone (03) 5134 2455<br />

E-mail: Enquiries@morwellrsl.com.au - Website: www.morwell.rslvic.com.au<br />

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________<br />

Your Committee<br />

President:-<br />

Bruce Jeffrey<br />

Senior Vice President:-<br />

Les Maher<br />

Vice President:-<br />

Wayne Gwynne<br />

Secretary:-<br />

Dennis Cleary<br />

Treasurer:-<br />

William (Bill) Hall<br />

Committee Members:-<br />

Ted Dunstan, Joe Geddes,<br />

Don George, Julian Kessner,<br />

Paul Rayment, Julie Bassett<br />

and Val Giles<br />

General Manager:-<br />

Dennis Cleary<br />

Manager:-<br />

Christine Hennessy<br />

_____________________________________<br />

Sub Committees<br />

Appeals:-<br />

Wayne Gwynne (Appeals Officer),<br />

Danny Gallagher (Deputy), and<br />

Bruce Jeffrey<br />

Welfare and Hospital Home<br />

Visitations:-<br />

Val Giles (Co-ordinator) and<br />

Wayne Gwynne (Deputy)<br />

Pensions:-<br />

Joe Geddes, Adrienne Mitrevics,<br />

Ted Dunstan, and Don George<br />

Newsletter & Web Site – Editor:-<br />

Graham (Beatle) Burgess<br />

President’s Annual Report<br />

The following report is an extract from the one our Sub-Branch<br />

Past President, Mal Bugg, presented at the AGM on 23 rd<br />

February, 2011. It is his report for the year ending 31 st<br />

December, 2010 and is included in this newsletter for the benefit<br />

of all those members who were unable to attend the meeting.<br />

Members, my journey as President of this great <strong>RSL</strong> is almost<br />

over after 30 years in office. Looking back, it doesn’t seem that<br />

long but my body physically tells me otherwise. It has been a<br />

time of great highs and sadly some lows but that is part of the<br />

challenge. I have been privileged to work with some wonderful<br />

<strong>RSL</strong> people during this time, namely: the late Col Hower (a<br />

friendship I treasured so much), Tom Lawless (for his wise<br />

counsel), the late Bob Low (without whose help, many of our<br />

building upgrades may not have taken place), the late Mike Hall,<br />

Keith Tickner, Bill Cox and Danny Gallagher (giving support at<br />

funerals of members), Bruce Jeffrey and Wayne Gwynne (in<br />

Appeals), Martin Smith (as Manager), the loyal and trustworthy,<br />

Bill Hall (Treasurer during my 30 years as President), the present<br />

Manager Dennis Cleary supported by Christine Hennessy, Sheryl<br />

Knowles and all the staff and lastly the Administrative Officers,<br />

Liz Hotton, Laureen Blewatt, Berneice Neille and Val Taylor.<br />

After 28 years of helping veterans and widows, I handed over the<br />

pension section to Joe Geddes. It is now in the great hands of Joe<br />

and his staff to carry on this worthy and ultimate role of <strong>RSL</strong><br />

Service. During the last 3 years Val Giles has been leading the<br />

welfare section of great volunteers. Many times, their efforts go<br />

unnoticed and I say to them a big thank you. I must never ever<br />

forget either the wonderful support I have received from our<br />

Women’s Auxiliary under the leaderships of the late Dot<br />

Beckman, Pattie Cox and in recent years Adrienne Mitrevics and<br />

all the wonderful ladies in the Auxiliary. Only two who were<br />

members when I became President, Margie Knights and Edith<br />

McGill are still serving.<br />

In 1981 we were a club made up of a dance hall with billiard<br />

room and dining room attached and would not rate against any<br />

local clubs in those days. We had the highest sales of beer<br />

consumption of any hotel or club in Victoria but were always<br />

broke, because of poor management.<br />

President’s Annual Report Continued on Page 2<br />

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Women’s Auxiliary<br />

President:-<br />

Adrienne Mitrevics<br />

Senior Vice President:-<br />

Pat Sheahey<br />

Vice President:-<br />

Lyn Priems<br />

Secretary:-<br />

Ann-Maree Blackford<br />

Treasurer:-<br />

Julie Bassett<br />

________________________________________________________<br />

Courtesy Bus<br />

The Courtesy Bus is available to<br />

FULL MEMBERS of the <strong>Morwell</strong><br />

<strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch. i.e. Service,<br />

Affiliate and Social Members.<br />

The bus will pick you up from<br />

your Home, or any other Club and<br />

Pub in <strong>Morwell</strong> or Churchill and<br />

bring you to the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong><br />

Sub-Branch. Return Journeys will<br />

only be made from the Sub-Branch<br />

to your Home.<br />

If you wish to come to the club in<br />

the courtesy bus during the times<br />

shown below, please telephone the<br />

Sub-Branch on (03) 5134 2455.<br />

The Courtesy Bus operates during<br />

the following times.<br />

Tuesday:-<br />

5-00pm to 10-00pm.<br />

Wednesday:-<br />

5-00pm to midnight. With runs to<br />

Churchill at 6-00pm, 8-00pm and<br />

11-00pm<br />

Friday:-<br />

5-00pm to 2-00am. With runs to<br />

Churchill at 6-00pm, 9-00pm and<br />

1-00am.<br />

Saturday:-<br />

5-00pm to 2-00am. With runs to<br />

Churchill at 6-45pm and 1-00am.<br />

President’s Annual Report - ( Cont’d from page 1 )<br />

To the incoming President and committee, I hand over to you in<br />

good stead one of the most modern and comfortable clubs in<br />

Victoria, particularly in <strong>RSL</strong> circles, and our heritage is<br />

paramount from the time you walk in the door, not like some of<br />

our sister <strong>RSL</strong>’s. Remember do not get swallowed up entirely on<br />

commercial issues because this is not what the <strong>RSL</strong> is all about<br />

and how often have I told certain members on the committee this<br />

over the years. The commercial activities are important as our<br />

income stream but welfare and support to veterans and their<br />

families should always be the target to aim at.<br />

<strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> membership is now more than twice the size it was<br />

when I joined here in 1979. Our social and community<br />

membership has also doubled. The future of all Clubs is in the<br />

balance for their ongoing survival. They will require good strong<br />

leadership and support from all members if we are to maintain<br />

our position of strength.<br />

The annual audited statement declares in detail our trading and<br />

income results and nothing is hidden from you. You will note<br />

that in the last 12 months we have incurred a small nett operating<br />

loss of approximately $5,000, which if you take into account the<br />

trends of sales and gaming income of the last 12 months is not<br />

too bad. You will also notice that we have good cash reserves<br />

invested for the future. You are fortunate as members and always<br />

have been at <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> in my 30 years as President to have<br />

presented to you the full financial figures good or bad by our<br />

Treasurer. Well done Bill and Dennis with this report, it shows<br />

they worked hard with all the committee to maintain our budget<br />

throughout the year.<br />

President’s Annual Report Continued on Page 9<br />

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Within Our Hearts<br />

We hold you close within our hearts, and there you will remain.<br />

To be with us throughout our lives, until we meet again.<br />

VALE<br />

It is with deep regret that we have been notified of the death of<br />

the following Members since our last newsletter was printed.<br />

Our deepest sympathy is extended to their family and friends.<br />

LEONARD J. BARNES - 23 rd DECEMBER 2010<br />

RONALD H. OSBORNE - 23 rd JANUARY 2011<br />

JOHN (Jack) L. EVANS - 17 th FEBRUARY 2011<br />

LEST WE FORGET.


Annual General Meetings - Office Bearers<br />

Sub-Branch - On Wednesday 23 rd February, 2011 the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch held its Annual<br />

General Meeting. As previously advertised, nominations for committee positions were received between<br />

31 st January and 11 th February. 11 nominations for committee office bearers were submitted prior to the<br />

meeting, and there was no need for an election. ( The President’s Annual Report is printed on page 1. )<br />

Congratulations to the following successful office bearers who will officiate for the next 12 months.<br />

President:- - Bruce Jeffrey - Unopposed<br />

Senior Vice President:- - Les Maher - Unopposed<br />

Vice President:- - Wayne Gwynne - Unopposed<br />

Secretary:- - No Nominations Received (Dennis Cleary appointed)<br />

Treasurer:- - William (Bill) Hall - Unopposed<br />

Committee - Ted Dunstan, Joe Geddes, Don George,<br />

Julian Kessner, Paul Rayment,<br />

Julie Bassett & Val Giles - Unopposed<br />

Women’s Auxiliary - On Saturday 26 th February the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch Women’s<br />

Auxiliary held their annual General Meeting and we congratulate the following office bearers who will<br />

officiate for the next 12 months.<br />

President:- - Adrienne Mitrevics Treasurer:- - Julie Bassett<br />

Senior Vice President:- - Pat Sheahey Secretary:- - Ann-Maree Blackford<br />

Vice President:- - Lyn Priems<br />

ANZAC Day Tokens – Can You Sell?<br />

ANZAC Day is nearly upon us, and once again I want to thank all those who volunteer each year to sell<br />

ANZAC Day Tokens. Thanks, but we need you again. We already have a regular group of volunteers<br />

who assist in selling Tokens, but additional sellers are always needed and appreciated.<br />

Many of you may have already received a letter seeking your help to sell ANZAC Day Tokens. If you<br />

have received a letter and wish to sell Tokens, please return the section listing your details to the <strong>RSL</strong> as<br />

soon as possible. If you did not receive a letter and wish to sell tokens for us, please contact the<br />

reception staff at the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch by phoning 5134 2455 or visit the <strong>RSL</strong> and leave your<br />

name and contact details for me, Wayne Gwynne. I will then contact you and make the necessary<br />

arrangements. We will be selling tokens between Monday 11 th April and Saturday 23 rd April.<br />

Previous efforts have enabled our Sub-Branch to continually exceed our Token sales expectations and I<br />

need volunteers to make this year’s total another successful one. The only way we are able to achieve<br />

this, is by having sufficient numbers of volunteers out on the streets to “Man the Tins”. If you could<br />

spare some time at one of our selling locations, or you could sell some ANZAC Day Tokens at your place<br />

of employment, your time and effort would be greatly appreciated. <strong>Morwell</strong> selling locations will be at<br />

<strong>Morwell</strong> Post Office, Bunnings, Mid Valley Shopping Complex, Stockdale & Leggo and Coles<br />

Supermarket. In Churchill, at Ritchie’s IGA Supermarket, Café le Mac’s and Safeway Supermarket. In<br />

Yinnar, at the Yinnar General Store and in Boolarra, at the Post Office.<br />

All proceeds go to the <strong>RSL</strong> welfare funds, enabling them to help the older veterans and their families. All<br />

ANZAC Day Tokens $2-00 and over are Tax Deductible; the mounting card is your receipt.<br />

Wayne Gwynne, Appeals Officer.<br />

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Past President - Mal Bugg - New President - Bruce Jeffrey<br />

Mal Bugg reported in the last newsletter, his<br />

intention not to stand as President in the 2011<br />

Sub-Branch committee. As you may have<br />

read in the article on page 3, our Sub-Branch<br />

now has a new President in Bruce Jeffrey.<br />

Having a different President other than Mal<br />

Bugg is something many of our members<br />

have never experienced. Mal has enforced a<br />

very strict and honest rule over our Sub-<br />

Branch for the past 29 terms of Presidency.<br />

Bruce joined the <strong>RSL</strong> in 1971, soon after<br />

returning from the Vietnam War, where he<br />

served as an infantryman with 7th, 2nd and<br />

3rd Battalions, RAR. Bruce is married to<br />

Lora and they have two daughters. Mal Bugg (right) handing over to Bruce Jeffrey<br />

Bruce has been a dedicated and tireless worker for veterans and the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> for the past 10 years or<br />

so. He will have a different style of leadership and we may notice some changes during his period of<br />

Presidency. We ( the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> members ) wish Bruce well whilst carrying out this important and<br />

responsible position.<br />

Following is a brief outline of Mal Bugg’s history and achievements whist with the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong>:-<br />

Mal Bugg joined the Dandenong <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch in 1974 as a Service member, prior to this he had<br />

joined as a Temporary member in 1964. In 1979, he was a builder, living at Beaconsfield, when he<br />

secured some contracts in the Latrobe Valley Areas. He temporarily moved to <strong>Morwell</strong> in 1979 and<br />

transferred his <strong>RSL</strong> membership to the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch. Soon after, Mal joined the committee<br />

and soon after became President of the then quite active, <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Angling Club.<br />

In 1980 he and his wife Moria moved permanently to Hazelwood Road in <strong>Morwell</strong> and have not moved<br />

since. During 1981, Mal was elected onto the committee of the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch and Club.<br />

During 1982 he became Junior Vice President and was installed as President at the Annual General<br />

Meeting in September of that year.<br />

Whilst a member of the Dandenong <strong>RSL</strong>, Mal became interested in assisting War Veterans with their<br />

welfare and pension claims. In 1981 Mal started to assist the welfare officers at <strong>Morwell</strong> and soon<br />

became a permanent “Welfare and Pensions Officer” and he is still assisting with veterans’ welfare.<br />

In 1982 Mal Bugg was elected onto the Victorian <strong>RSL</strong>, State Council and then became a State Executive<br />

Member of the Victorian Branch <strong>RSL</strong>, a position he held for 27 years. In 1983 Mal was elected to the<br />

position of State <strong>RSL</strong>, Country Vice President. From 1985 to 2002 Mal was elected the State <strong>RSL</strong> Junior<br />

Vice President and then the Senior Vice President from 2003 to 2007.<br />

In 1994 Mal was awarded an Order of Australia Medal for his service to the Veteran Community.<br />

During Mal’s period of Presidency at <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> he has overseen many important changes. These<br />

include four major refurbishments of the building, the introduction of Gaming machines, purchasing<br />

adjoining properties to allow building extensions and accommodation for our welfare and pension teams<br />

and together with our treasurer Bill Hall ensured the Sub-Branch’s financial situation is healthy. He has<br />

also been very active in Welfare & Pensions, Veterans’ Affairs, Hospital Visiting, ANZAC & Poppy<br />

Appeals, Youth Activities, Mental Welfare, Membership, Social Activities and Commemorations.<br />

Mal, thank you, from all of the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> members, for your dedication and hard work. You have<br />

directed our Sub-Branch into a position that will allow it to continue to improve for many years to come.<br />

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ANZAC Day Souvenir Placemat<br />

Each year, the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> produces a free souvenir table placemat for it’s ANZAC Day Luncheon.<br />

The placemat at this<br />

year’s luncheon will<br />

commemorates 100<br />

years of the Royal<br />

Australian Navy.<br />

This composite picture will be the basis of the design on the ANZAC Day luncheon placemat.<br />

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The picture shown is a<br />

composite one made<br />

up of paintings sourced<br />

from the Australian<br />

War Memorial’s art<br />

collection. It also<br />

shows a picture of The<br />

Perth Mint’s silver<br />

coin commemorating<br />

100 years of the RAN.<br />

The AWM’s paintings used for the placemat’s layout are, Unknown artist, Join the Navy for a Grand<br />

Career ( c. 1948, ARTV00210 ), Doug Sealy, HMAS Vendetta ( 1986, ART28997 ), Charles Bryant, AE<br />

2 in the Sea of Marmora, April 1915 ( 1925, ART09016 ), Ray Ewers, Sailor ( 1964, ART40977 ) and<br />

Ray Honisett, HMAS Hobart with the US Seventh Fleet off Vietnam, 1968 ( 1985, ART45009 )<br />

Both the Australian War Memorial and The Perth Mint pictures are used with their approval.<br />

The Perth Mint has also donated to us a 1oz silver, 100 years of the RAN, proof coin and badge set to<br />

give-away during the ANZAC Day luncheon. We thank them sincerely for their generous support.<br />

See details about the ANZAC Day Service and Luncheon on page 23<br />

_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________<br />

Power House Day Club<br />

The Power House Day Club has resumed after a break during December and January. The Day Club has<br />

been well attended so far this year. The members are enjoying fun and games together with a “Gentle<br />

Exercise” session and a two course meal. The members also have a great time chatting and enjoying cups<br />

of tea or coffee. Cost for all of this is only a total of $8.00.<br />

A successful Christmas party was organised in December and a great day was had by all who attended. It<br />

included a Christmas dinner prepared by Mary, Theo and staff from our Victoria Cross Bistro.<br />

New members are always welcome and you don’t need to be an <strong>RSL</strong> member to attend. You can simply<br />

turn-up at 10-30am on any Tuesday. The Day club is on between 10-30am and 2-00pm every Tuesday.<br />

If you are interested and need more information please telephone the <strong>RSL</strong> on 5134 2455.<br />

Man Drowns - A man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene<br />

found the man drowned in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes. A<br />

banana was sticking out of his mouth and - Police suspect a cereal killer.<br />

Pall Bearers - I went to the cemetery the other day and saw four pall bearers walking around<br />

with a coffin. Three hours later they were still walking around with it. I thought to myself; “These<br />

idiots have lost the plot”.


New President’s - Introduction<br />

Members, I would like to introduce myself to any <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch members who do not know<br />

me. My name is Bruce Jeffrey. I joined the Victorian <strong>RSL</strong> in 1971 after serving as an infantryman in<br />

Vietnam with the 7 th 2 nd and 3 rd Infantry Battalions during 1970-71 and I’m very proud of my service.<br />

First, I wish to thank our out-going President, Mal Bugg OAM for all the great work he has done during<br />

his long period as President and committeeman. Together with the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch members I<br />

wish Mal and his wife Moria all the best for the future.<br />

I believe the most important people in the <strong>RSL</strong> are our service members, as without them there would not<br />

be an <strong>RSL</strong>. Our service members are admirably supported by our Affiliate & Social members who also<br />

keep the <strong>RSL</strong> alive. Another very important group, is our Women’s Auxiliary, they also do a great job in<br />

supporting us and I do congratulate them on their contribution. If any members would like to help them<br />

please contact the reception desk and a representative from the Women’s Auxiliary will contact you.<br />

I’m sure many people do not know about the great work our <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch does for the community,<br />

such as:- Hospital visits, Veterans’ pensions & welfare, Day Club, Funerals, Purchasing equipment<br />

for our Hospital, Sporting club sponsorships and School scholarships.<br />

The former President of the United States of America, John F. Kennedy said in his famous speech, “Ask<br />

not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.” The same statement could<br />

also be used by our <strong>RSL</strong>, so members, if you can help, please offer your services.<br />

Together with the new Committee’s assistance, I hope to complete my duties as your President in a<br />

manner acceptable to you all. If you have any concerns regarding the <strong>RSL</strong> or our Sub-Branch please feel<br />

free to speak to a member of the committee or write a letter to the Sub-Branch Secretary, Dennis Cleary.<br />

I hope all of our Members have a safe and enjoyable year.<br />

Bruce Jeffrey, President.<br />

Help A Mate<br />

By God I’m tired but I mustn’t stop, If I do I’ll let him drop<br />

I found him there, against a tree, And I knew at once he couldn’t see.<br />

I fixed a blind to help his eyes, And we must get back before he dies.<br />

He copped a blast, from God knows what, And now he’s in a state of shock.<br />

“Now lift your feet you crazy coot, Forget that that’s in your boot.<br />

Hup, two, three, it isn’t far, Pretty soon you’ll be able to front the bar.<br />

That’s when I’ll bludge and let you shout, You can owe me that till we get out.<br />

I don’t know your name but I’ll call you mate, You bastard, you are a hell of a weight”.<br />

By gee, I’m tired this mud is so thick, “Stand up straight and use that stick.<br />

You won’t mind if it has a head, And think of those sorts, while you bludge in bed.<br />

They’ll blow your nose and wipe your bum, Not far now, so come on chum.<br />

Step it out and don’t you fail, We’ve reached the end of this bloody trail”.<br />

I’m so bloody tired, but I feel great, It’s been a pleasure to help a mate.<br />

Ken Foot - 1942<br />

Nasho’s 60th Anniversary<br />

All National Servicemen, partners, relatives and friends are invited to Australia’s largest event to mark<br />

the NASHO’S 60 th Anniversary to be held at Townsville North Queensland from 8 th to 11 th Sept. 2011.<br />

Any enquiries should be directed to the National Servicemen’s Assn. of Australia. Phone 07 3324 1277<br />

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Beatle’s Bit<br />

Australia Day Breakfast - The following details regarding the <strong>Morwell</strong> Rotary Club’s annual<br />

Australia Day Breakfast at the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> was kindly supplied by Gloria Auchterlonie.<br />

At 8-15am on Australia Day the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> conducted a “Flag Raising Ceremony” outside the <strong>RSL</strong>.<br />

This was followed by the Rotary Club’s annual “Australia Day Breakfast” in the <strong>RSL</strong>’s ANZAC<br />

Function Room. It was nice to liaise with Members and Management of the <strong>RSL</strong> and provide the<br />

Australia Day Breakfast once again. Over 120 people attended and enjoyed a lovely cooked breakfast,<br />

thanks to Mary and Theo. We all sat in air-conditioned comfort, whilst being entertained by members of<br />

the Latrobe City Brass Band and D.J. Mike Kitwood.<br />

Avis McInnes ( and helpers ) sold enough raffle tickets to cover costs and her Dad, David McInnes, sold<br />

the “Aussie Pride” lapel badges which our Rotary Club is selling to raise funds for flood victims.<br />

Everyone who attended was presented with a free “Herald Sun” Australia Day hat. These freebies were<br />

organised and supplied by Ray and Jeanette Burgess who are the proprietors of the <strong>Morwell</strong> Newsagency<br />

in Commercial Road.<br />

Rotary Club President, Mark Reidy, did the honours this year as MC and kept the ball rolling nicely.<br />

There were also various lucky-spot and competition prizes awarded during the function.<br />

Thanks everyone for attending and helping. I hope you all enjoyed it. - Gloria.<br />

Severe Weather Event - On Friday evening, 4 th February a severe storm went through parts of<br />

<strong>Morwell</strong>. The storm’s most severe path seemed to travel along Elgin Street in the vicinity of the <strong>Morwell</strong><br />

<strong>RSL</strong>. Several large trees near the <strong>RSL</strong> were blown over and during the height of the storm it was difficult<br />

to see across Elgin Street due to the extremely heavy rain. Trees in the centre medium strip were also<br />

bending over at a very low angle due to the wind. Some limbs were blown off and luckily, narrowly<br />

missed damaging parked cars. Rain was being driven in through the main front entrance doors but our<br />

<strong>RSL</strong> only suffered some minor water damage. At the height of the storm an air conditioner cover was<br />

also blown off the roof. The cover landed in the rear car park but did not strike any vehicles.<br />

During the storm which lasted about half an hour, electricity was cut from the area. Our Sub-Branch has<br />

emergency lighting and this automatically came on to give a small but adequate amount of lighting. Mary<br />

supplied candles to the tables in the bistro and this gave a calming effect to those still eating.<br />

Sheryl Knowles ( Shez ) was the Manager at the time of this weather related emergency. It was pleasing<br />

to see her organising and reassuring patrons and staff during this difficult period. She was certainly able<br />

to work under pressure without showing any signs of stress or panic. Well done Shez.<br />

Dark and Stormy Night<br />

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Sailor was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A Captain<br />

stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Seaman snapped to attention, made a perfect<br />

salute, and snapped out ," Good Evening, Sir!"<br />

The Captain, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening Seaman, nice night, isn't<br />

it?" Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Sailor wasn't going to disagree with the Captain, so he saluted<br />

again and replied "Yes Sir!".<br />

The Captain continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really<br />

relaxing. Don't you agree?" The Seaman didn't agree, but then the seaman was just a seaman, and<br />

responded " Yes Sir!"<br />

Then the Captain, pointing at the dog said, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."<br />

The Seaman glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said " Yes Sir!" The Captain continued "I got this<br />

dog for my wife." The Seaman simply said, "Good trade Sir!"<br />

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<strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> - Awards to Local Students<br />

During December 2010 our Committee Members made presentations of <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch<br />

Educational Awards and Scholarships to local students. Twelve of the awards were “Bill Brannan”<br />

Education Awards and one was a Sir Edward “Weary” Dunlop Scholarship. Congratulations to them all.<br />

The Bill Brannan Education Awards to Grade 6 students, were awarded to:-<br />

Charmaine Cook - ( <strong>Morwell</strong> Park Primary )<br />

Wade Allan - ( Tobruk Street Primary )<br />

Rosemary Carter - ( Lumen Christi Primary )<br />

Gemma Laidlaw - ( Churchill North Primary )<br />

Jayde O’Donnell - ( Hazelwood North Primary )<br />

Brandon Mayberry - ( Commercial Road Primary )<br />

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Emma Jonkers - ( Yinnar Primary )<br />

Storm Caldwell - ( Boolarra Primary )<br />

Jasmine-Rose Carrigy - ( <strong>Morwell</strong> Primary )<br />

Dianne Gibson - ( Churchill Primary )<br />

Aaron Agustin - ( St Vincent’s Primary )<br />

Mary-Jane Vernier - ( Sacred Heart Primary )<br />

____________________________________________________________________________________________<br />

The Sir Edward “Weary” Dunlop Scholarship for a year 11 student, was awarded to:-<br />

Keisha McQuillan – ( Kurnai College - Senior Campus )<br />

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Who was Bill Brannan? - Bill Brannan, an orphan who was born in England in 1918, never ever<br />

knew his parents or his relatives. He started work in a coalmine at age 13 and when he was 17 years old<br />

he joined the British Army to serve in the United Kingdom and Europe during World War II. He was<br />

illiterate in every sense of the word, being unable to write or read.<br />

After WWII, in 1946 he migrated to Australia and joined the Australian Army where he served as a<br />

vehicle mechanic and after taking discharge in 1950 he moved to the Latrobe Valley and worked for the<br />

State Electricity Commission as it was then. He retired in 1983.<br />

Bill was a very generous man and although he had no family, was loved by all he met. Just before he<br />

died in 1986 he requested that the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> invest some money he had accumulated over his lifetime.<br />

The interest this money generated each year would then be used to give Education Grants to the Primary<br />

Schools in <strong>Morwell</strong>, Churchill, Yinnar, Hazelwood North and Boolarra. Bill requested that the awards be<br />

given to a chosen student in Grade 6 who was about to commence his or her secondary education. He<br />

wanted to ensure that educational assistance is given, where possible, so that the recipient students could<br />

be taught to improve their ability to read, write and comprehend English, which he could never do.<br />

Who was Sir Edward “Weary” Dunlop? - Sir Edward "Weary" Dunlop was a surgeon in<br />

the Australian Army during World War Two. He is famous as a prisoner of War on the Burma Thailand<br />

railway and the care he took of soldiers who had also been taken prisoner by the Japanese. Even in the<br />

most horrible conditions Dunlop found the energy to fight for the health and the lives of these men.<br />

“Weary” served with the Citizen Forces and as a Captain in the Royal Australian Army Medical Corp.<br />

He studied at St Bartholomew’s Hospital in London and obtained his Fellowship of the Royal College of<br />

Surgeons. “Weary” was working in London at the outbreak of World War II and in November 1939 he<br />

enlisted in the 2 nd A.I.F. When War in the Pacific began Dunlop's unit was transferred to Java. He was<br />

promoted to Temporary Colonel and given command of No. 1 Allied General Hospital at Bandoeng. On<br />

8 th March 1942 the island fell to the Japanese and Dunlop became a prisoner of war. After being<br />

imprisoned in Java and Singapore, Dunlop was transported to Thailand by the Japanese in January 1943.<br />

For the rest of the war, under Japanese control, “Weary” worked as a medical officer on the Burma<br />

Thailand railway. The men under his charge suffered in extremely primitive conditions and “Weary”<br />

became famous for his care of the ill and his willingness to place himself at risk, despite being unwell<br />

himself. As a commander, “Weary” had the awful job of deciding who was fit enough to work. As a<br />

surgeon, he was also the one who patched the men when they were injured. “Weary” and the men who<br />

survived with him remained captive until 16 th August 1945. “Weary” then assisted with the evacuation of<br />

former POW’s and he returned to Australia in October 1945 and even though they were most horrible to<br />

the prisoners, “Weary” forgave the Japanese soldiers.


President’s Annual Report - ( Continued from page 2 )<br />

Besides donations to worthy groups and charities, our local Hospital and Nursing Homes, 13 school<br />

scholarships to Primary students and 1 Tertiary Education Grant, a Cadet Flying Scholarship and<br />

assistance to our Cadet Units and our own <strong>RSL</strong> Junior Football Club, Portsea <strong>RSL</strong> Children’s Christmas<br />

Camp, kindred organisations and many others, we can clearly show to our members and the community,<br />

we support local organisations more than any other Club in the area with the exception of Leongatha <strong>RSL</strong><br />

which is like ourselves. This clearly demonstrates to all where a large part of our profits go. Much of this<br />

is also supported by our great Women’s Auxiliary which many <strong>RSL</strong>’s are very envious of.<br />

Another great activity we have is the “Powerhouse Day Club” under the co-ordination of Rosa and Stan<br />

Schumann, with Bruce Jeffrey as Treasurer, Maureen Kemp, Gloria Hoppe, Val & Lyndon Giles and<br />

many others who help keep it running. It certainly is providing a great level of support and entertainment<br />

for its members of all ages and those in the community who come along each week to join in. It is a<br />

wonderful opportunity for many to have a great social day out and also have a great meal at a very low<br />

charge. We also thank Mike Mihaly and DVA for their support in helping to arrange funding for us to<br />

purchase equipment to get the club off the ground and keep it going.<br />

In 2009 we saw our Appeals Officer Wayne Gwynne ably supported by Bruce Jeffrey with Terry<br />

Blackford and Danny Gallagher and many of the 100 great helpers from <strong>Morwell</strong>, Yinnar and Churchill<br />

achieve great results. The results for the 2010 ANZAC & Poppy Appeals in <strong>Morwell</strong>, Churchill and<br />

Yinnar were a big increase on 2009. From this our welfare funds benefited greatly. To all in the<br />

Appeals’ Team, a job well done but let’s chase another record breaker in 2011.<br />

Also to Graham (Beatle) Burgess and those who help him in the production and mail out of our newsletter<br />

please accept our appreciation. It was great to see members like Bruce Jeffrey, Ross Howell, Dale<br />

Sinclair, and Terry Blackford helping. We thank you all for helping to get the newsletter mailed to us.<br />

To Graham, thanks also for all the other great work you do including our website which is one of the best<br />

in <strong>RSL</strong> circles. One of the greatest thrills I got this year was to present to Bruce and Graham their Life<br />

Memberships on ANZAC Day 2010.<br />

Again in 2010, Australia Day saw around 120 <strong>RSL</strong>, Rotarian members and the community join in the<br />

Aussie Breakfast and this too was enjoyed by all. The MC on the day, Paul Violi did a great job and<br />

Gloria Auchterlonie is to be congratulated on setting it up.<br />

Also I would like to say a particular big thanks to our Senior Vice President Les Maher, who supported<br />

me 110% whenever called on and also the total loyalty he has given to me, something one expects from<br />

an Old Gunner Mate who I have known for a long time.<br />

In closing this year’s report I wish lastly to thank my wife Moria, who in recent years has not endured<br />

good health but always stood by me through thick and thin, many times sacrificing hers and our family’s<br />

times for me to do my role of <strong>RSL</strong> service. This has been her sacrifice over 48 years of my membership<br />

in the League at Dandenong and <strong>Morwell</strong> and I say a big thank you for the love and support you have<br />

given, allowing me to complete my role as President of this great Sub Branch <strong>Morwell</strong>. You have been<br />

the quiet supporter in the background and this has been respected by all members you have embraced.<br />

I go out of office now as I came into it 30 years ago, with my loyalty and love to the <strong>RSL</strong> that I believe<br />

in. That is the way I wish to retire and I ask for no accolades from anyone.<br />

Mal Bugg. OAM. - President.<br />

My Living Will<br />

Last Night, my kids and I were sitting in the lounge room watching a TV show about dementia and old<br />

age. I said to them, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and fluids from a<br />

bottle. If that ever happens to me, please just pull the plug.”<br />

They got up, unplugged the computer and poured my wine down the sink - Little wretches.<br />

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<strong>Morwell</strong> Town Thoroughfare Names<br />

In the September 2010 newsletter, I wrote about my research relating to <strong>Morwell</strong> thoroughfare names<br />

that may have links to the Armed Forces. The following article is the first of several that lists some of<br />

those thoroughfare names and some details about what they commemorate. The ships history was<br />

extracted from articles on the Royal Australian Navy, Department of Veterans’ Affairs and the Australian<br />

War Memorial websites.<br />

The following three streets are most likely named to commemorate Naval ships.<br />

Brisbane Street :- Named to commemorate WWI ship, HMAS Brisbane.<br />

HMAS Brisbane was a Town class light cruiser of the Royal Australian Navy. Built by Cockatoo Island<br />

Dockyard in Sydney between 1913 and 1916 to the Chatham subtype design, Brisbane operated in the<br />

Indian Ocean, Pacific Ocean and Australian coastal waters during World War I. Following the end of the<br />

war, the cruiser was decommissioned and recommissioned on several occasions, and was reclassified as a<br />

training ship in late 1925. In 1935, Brisbane was reactivated for the specific purpose of conveying the<br />

ship's company of the new cruiser HMAS Sydney to their ship in Britain. Brisbane was decommissioned<br />

in Portsmouth, England on 24 th September 1935. In June 1936, Brisbane was sold to Thomas Ward &<br />

Company for £19,215 (Australian) to be broken up. The cruiser was scrapped at Briton Ferry, Wales.<br />

Perth Street :- Named to commemorate WWII ship, HMAS Perth.<br />

HMS Amphion was commissioned at Portsmouth on 15 th June 1936 and cruised to South Africa in<br />

October 1936. The Cruiser spent the next two years as Flagship on the Africa station, based on the Cape<br />

of Good Hope. Her mid-commission refit was undertaken at Simonstown in the late autumn of 1937.<br />

Amphion proceeded to Portsmouth in December 1938 to pay off for another refit.<br />

Following an agreement between the British and Australian Governments for the purchase of Amphion<br />

for the RAN, it was decided to transfer the ship in 1939. Subsequently the cruiser HMAS Adelaide paid<br />

off her crew, who were to man this new addition to the RAN. On 29 th June 1939 the cruiser was<br />

commissioned into the RAN at Portsmouth as HMAS Perth. When war appeared imminent at the end of<br />

August 1939 the ship was in the West Indies. For most of the next seven months Perth carried out escort<br />

and patrol duties in the West Indies and Western Atlantic.<br />

In March 1940 Perth sailed for Sydney and most of April was taken up by a refit. Until the end of<br />

November 1940, Perth was engaged in patrols and escort work around Australia until she left Fremantle<br />

as an escort for the seventh Middle East convoy. Whilst in port at Malta, Perth was damaged by a near<br />

miss in an air raid. In April Perth participated in the evacuation of troops from Greece to Crete. In April<br />

1941, Perth 's aircraft was shot down off Suda Bay, but its crew of three was rescued by a destroyer. In<br />

May 1941 enemy aircraft succeeded in damaging the ship by a near miss.<br />

During a stay at Alexandria in May urgent repairs were carried out. Perth then sailed for Crete to assist in<br />

the evacuation, being attacked en route by a German aircraft but fortunately escaping damage. During the<br />

return from Crete with 1188 passengers aboard Perth the convoy was attacked five times and on 30 May<br />

the ship was hit by a bomb in a boiler room. Two cooks, two sailors and nine passengers were killed and<br />

the boiler room was put out of action. In August 1941, Perth arrived back in Sydney and moved to<br />

Cockatoo Dockyard for an extensive refit. After completion of her refit Perth was engaged in exercises<br />

in November and then sailed for Auckland. She carried out patrols, escort duties, exercises and<br />

manoeuvres during December 1941 and January 1942, visiting New Caledonia and New Guinea.<br />

In February 1942, Perth sailed for the Java Theatre. On 26 th February the ship departed Surabaja in<br />

company with two Dutch cruisers, the cruisers USS Houston and HMS Exeter, two Dutch destroyers, four<br />

US destroyers and HM Ships Jupiter, Electra and Encounter and proceeded along the north coast of<br />

Madura Island. During the night of 27 th February these ships engaged Japanese forces in the disastrous<br />

Battle of the Java Sea, from which only Perth and Houston survived.<br />

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<strong>Morwell</strong> Town Thoroughfare Names – Continued from page 10<br />

HMAS Perth and USS Houston arrived at Tandjung Priok on 28 th February after the day and night<br />

actions off Surabaja. Unfortunately stocks of fuel were low and Perth could only receive 50% of full<br />

stowage. Preparations were being made to destroy all warehouses and harbour installations, so the<br />

opportunity was taken to embark any stores that might prove useful. Orders were received to sail in<br />

through Sunda Strait to Tjilatjap. Perth and Houston cast off at 1900 hours and the harbour entrance was<br />

passed at 1900 hours and a course set for Sunda Strait. Houston was stationed five cables ( about 926<br />

metres ) astern of Perth.<br />

At 2306, a vessel was sighted about five miles close in to St Nicholas Point. When challenged she proved<br />

to be a Japanese destroyer and was immediately engaged. Shortly afterwards, other destroyers were<br />

sighted to the north and the armament split so as to engage more than one target. During the action a<br />

large number of enemy destroyers attacked from all directions, and due to the large number of enemy<br />

ships attacking, it was impossible to engage all targets at once and some were eventually able to close to a<br />

very short range.<br />

Little damage was caused to Perth until the very end of the action. At about midnight it was reported that<br />

very little 6" ammunition was left, so Captain Waller decided to attempt to force a passage through Sunda<br />

Strait. He ordered full speed and altered course for Toppers Island. Perth had barely steadied on course<br />

when she was struck on the starboard side by a torpedo. Captain Waller gave the order to prepare to<br />

abandon ship. A few moments later another torpedo struck just ahead of the first hit, and the Captain<br />

gave the order to abandon ship. After five or ten minutes a third torpedo struck well aft on the starboard<br />

side. This was followed shortly afterwards by a fourth torpedo, which hit on the port side. The ship then<br />

righted herself, heeled over to port and sank about 0025 on 1 st March 1942.<br />

USS Houston was still fighting although badly on fire. She was hit by torpedoes and sank shortly<br />

afterwards rather closer inshore. A Japanese report gave the Japanese losses as “one mine-sweeper and<br />

one transport of convoy sunk and several vessels seriously damaged”.<br />

Most of Perth 's crew abandoned ship between the second and third torpedoes. During the abandon ship<br />

operation Perth was under fire from several destroyers at close range and many hits were scored and<br />

casualties caused. Many were killed or wounded in the water by the explosion of the last two torpedoes<br />

and by shells exploding in the water.<br />

At the time of her loss Perth 's ship's company totalled 681, comprising 671 Naval personnel, six RAAF<br />

personnel (for operating and servicing the aircraft) and four civilians (canteen staff). Three hundred and<br />

fifty Naval personnel (including Captain Waller) and three civilians did not survive the sinking. Those<br />

who did, numbered 328 (324 Naval, three RAAF and one civilian).<br />

Four Naval personnel died ashore without having been taken prisoner. A further 106 men died in<br />

captivity (105 Naval, one RAAF). Four sailors were recovered from captivity in September 1944 when<br />

they were among prisoners-of-war rescued after the sinking of a Japanese transport. After the end of<br />

hostilities 214 men (211 Naval, two RAAF and one civilian) were repatriated to Australia.<br />

Sydney Street :- Named to commemorate WWII ship, HMAS Sydney.<br />

After being laid down in 1933 for the Royal Navy as HMS Phaeton, Sydney was purchased ( before<br />

launching ) by the Australian Government in 1934 and renamed in memory of the earlier Sydney (I) that<br />

destroyed the German cruiser Emden in 1914.<br />

The ship was commissioned at Portsmouth on 24 th September 1935, and spent the early part of her career<br />

on the Mediterranean Station taking an active role in the Abyssinian crisis. Arriving in Australia during<br />

August 1936 Sydney remained in home waters until the outbreak of war and was in Fremantle on the day<br />

war was declared. Sydney remained on local patrol duties until April 1940 when she sailed from<br />

Fremantle as part of the escort for a large Middle East bound convoy. She parted company in the mid-<br />

Indian Ocean and arrived in Colombo on 8 th May 1940.<br />

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<strong>Morwell</strong> Town Thoroughfare Names – Continued from page 11<br />

On 19 th May 1940 Sydney proceeded to the Mediterranean where she joined the 7th Cruiser Squadron of<br />

the Mediterranean Fleet in Alexandria. Here Sydney experienced her first action when she took part in<br />

the bombardment of Bardia on 21 st June 1940. A week later Sydney, in company with other ships of the<br />

Squadron, encountered three Italian destroyers. The action that followed was fought at dusk in fast<br />

failing light and two of the destroyers succeeded in evading the Allied cruisers. Sydney 's role in this<br />

action consisted chiefly of finishing off the remaining destroyer Espero and rescuing 47 Italian survivors.<br />

In July 1940 Sydney returned to Alexandria, where she proceeded as part of the covering force for Malta<br />

convoys, before joining the Mediterranean Battle Fleet. Following a period of severe air attacks ( four of<br />

them directed at Sydney), that were successfully beaten off, she then took part in the first full-scale action<br />

with the Italian Fleet; the Battle of Calabria on 9 th July.<br />

On 19 th July, Sydney fired 956 shells in an action that sank the Italian cruiser Bartolomeo Colleoni in the<br />

waters just north of Cape Spada, Crete. During this action Sydney was hit in the foremost funnel and<br />

suffered only one minor casualty. Sydney continued in action against the Italian convoys and participated<br />

in bombardments of the Libyan coast before leaving Alexandria in January 1941 for Australia.<br />

Arriving in Sydney, the ship’s commanding officer, Captain John Collins, and his crew were greeted by<br />

enthusiastic crowds and given a civic reception. Their success at Cape Spada had made them “the toast of<br />

the country”. After undergoing a refit in Sydney, HMAS Sydney sailed for the west coast of Australia<br />

with a new commanding officer, Captain Joseph Burnett.<br />

During 1941, the cruiser carried out escort and patrol duties in the Indian Ocean and around Australian<br />

waters. In November, on one such patrol, she escorted the troopship Zealandia to the Sunda Strait where<br />

she handed her over to HMS Durban. On 17 th November, HMAS Sydney sailed south for Fremantle.<br />

Two days later, on 19 th November, and according to the German raider, Kormoran accounts, Sydney<br />

sighted the Kormoran, disguised as a Dutch merchant ship, approximately 240 kilometres south-west of<br />

Carnarvon, Western Australia, and both ships altered course. The Kormoran increased engine speed on a<br />

reverse course while the Sydney headed towards the raider. When the Kormoran was asked to identify<br />

itself it instead hoisted the signal identifying the ship as the Straat Malakka but, unable to read the flags,<br />

Sydney sent another signal requesting that they hoist the signal letters more clearly. The commanding<br />

officer of Kormoran, Commander Theodor Detmers, was unable to respond to the Sydney’s request for<br />

the Straat Malakka’s secret signal. As the distance between the two ships narrowed he apparently struck<br />

the Dutch flag, hoisted the German colours and, already at action stations, fired at the ill-prepared<br />

Australian cruiser at almost point-blank range. The Sydney’s bridge and director tower were hit within<br />

seconds and for 30 minutes the two ships fired guns and torpedoes at each other.<br />

By 6.00 pm, the crippled Sydney sat low in the water with its forward area ablaze as it staggered away<br />

from the enemy. At 6.25 pm, despite their own difficulties, the Germans fired one last shot at the<br />

departing Australians who by now were about 10 kilometres away. Commander Detmers then<br />

concentrated on abandoning his own ship, sending most of the crew off by 9.00 pm. At midnight, the last<br />

of the crew cast off after igniting scuttling charges and the Kormoran sank half an hour later.<br />

The first serious attempts to locate the cruiser were not organised until 24 th November when Sydney was<br />

four days overdue. That same evening a British tanker crew reported they had rescued 25 German<br />

seamen from a raft. During subsequent land and sea searches off Carnarvon 315 more of the Kormoran’s<br />

crew of 393 officers and men were rescued. A badly damaged RAN Carley float ( life raft ), and two<br />

lifebelts are all that were recovered from the Sydney.<br />

The final hours of the Sydney and the fate of the 645 men on board remains controversial. The Kormoran<br />

survivors have consistently maintained that the ship drifted off into the distance and that the final<br />

flickerings of the burning Sydney disappeared about midnight.<br />

On 17 th March 2008, the wreck of the Sydney was finally located. It was approximately 12 nautical miles<br />

from Kormoran, under 2,470 metres of water. The search first focused on finding the German raider<br />

Kormoran which was located on 12 th March approximately 112 nautical miles off Steep Point, Western<br />

Australia, lying in 2,560 metres of water.<br />

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Footy Tipping Competition<br />

The <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Footy Tipping Competition is on again for the 2011 AFL Football season.<br />

Competition tipping cards will be supplied on entry and you must enter before round one, on<br />

Thursday 24 th March. Entry fee is $30.00 and this must be paid in full before round three,<br />

on Friday 8 th April.<br />

Prize money will be paid for the 1 st , 2 nd , 3 rd and last placed entrants at the end of round 22,<br />

the last “home and away” round. If there are multiple winners with the same score, prize<br />

money will be divided evenly between those winners. ( Prize values to be decided when<br />

the number of entrants is known. )<br />

On the competition cards there are games marked thus,*. These are the “Match of the Round”<br />

and on these games you must enter your estimate of the winning team’s margin in points<br />

between the two teams. The entrant with the closest estimate of the winning margin will<br />

win a prize of $50.00. If there are multiple winners with the same winning margin,<br />

prize money will be divided evenly between those winners.<br />

Please see bar-staff members, Rob or Ron at the Members Lounge Bar if you wish<br />

to take part, or want more details.<br />

Be Careful with the Lodger<br />

A couple in England took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the<br />

woman of the house told her they didn't have a “built-in” bath but if she wanted to she could use a tin bath<br />

in front of the fire, as we do. “Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts,” she said.<br />

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts<br />

match, the woman filled the bath. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She<br />

mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said; “Next Monday,<br />

don’t go to darts. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.”<br />

The following Monday, when the young girl again got undressed, the wife asked; “Do you shave?”<br />

“No,” replied the girl. “I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hair?” “Oh, yes,” said<br />

the woman, and she showed the girl that indeed, she was far from hairless.<br />

When the girl went to bed, the husband came in, and the wife asked; “Did you see it?” “Yes,” he said,<br />

“but why the hell did you have to show her yours?” “Why not?” she said, “you've seen it before.” “I<br />

know,” he said, “but the darts team hadn't!!”<br />

Pilot Humour<br />

1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.<br />

2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller.<br />

That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.<br />

3. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another aeroplane<br />

going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to<br />

hide out in clouds.<br />

4. Helicopters can't fly; they’re just so ugly the earth repels them.<br />

5. The four most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, runway behind you, fuel back at<br />

the airport, and a tenth of a second ago.<br />

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Havildar Lachhiman Gurung VC, aged 92, 8th<br />

Gurkha Rifles, died on 12 th December 2010 at the<br />

Chiswick War Memorial Homes in London. He<br />

was living and being cared for there by his<br />

granddaughter Amrita. He won the Victoria Cross<br />

while serving with the Gurkha Rifles in Burma in<br />

1945. Lachhiman Gurung was buried in Chiswick<br />

New Cemetery, Staveley Road, Chiswick, West<br />

London, on Thursday, 23 rd December 2010.<br />

Death of Gurkha VC<br />

In recent years he had been a prominent figure in<br />

the campaign led by the actress Joanna Lumley to<br />

allow former Gurkhas to settle in Britain. In 2008 Lachhiman Gurung moved from his native Nepal to<br />

live in the United Kingdom settling in Hounslow, to which he was formally welcomed at a ceremony led<br />

by the mayor and the council: he was later made a Freeman of the Borough. He attended many functions<br />

of the Nepalese communities in Hounslow and elsewhere, and was honorary vice-president of the<br />

Chiswick branch of the Royal British Legion.<br />

For the award of the Victoria Cross:- ( London Gazette, 27 July 1945 ), Taungdaw, Burma.<br />

At Taungdaw, in Burma, on the west bank of the Irrawaddy, on the night of 12th / 13th May 1945,<br />

Rifleman Lachhiman Gurung, 8th Gurkha Rifles was manning the most forward post of his platoon. At<br />

0120 hours at least 200 enemy assaulted his Company position. The brunt of the attack was borne by<br />

Rifleman Lachhiman Gurung's section and by his own post in particular.<br />

This post dominated a jungle path leading up into his platoon locality. Before assaulting, the enemy<br />

hurled innumerable grenades at the position from close range. One grenade fell on the lip of Rifleman<br />

Lachhiman Gurung's trench: he at once grasped it and hurled it back at the enemy. Almost immediately<br />

another grenade fell directly inside the trench. Again this Rifleman snatched it up and threw it back. A<br />

third grenade then fell just in front of the trench. He attempted to throw it back, but it exploded in his<br />

hand, blowing off his fingers, shattering his right arm and severely wounding him in the face, body and<br />

right leg. His two comrades were also badly wounded and lay helpless in the bottom of the trench.<br />

The enemy, screaming and shouting, now formed up shoulder-to-shoulder and attempted to rush the<br />

position by sheer weight of numbers. Rifleman Lachhiman Gurung, regardless of his wounds, fired and<br />

loaded his rifle with his left hand, maintaining a continuous and steady rate of fire. Wave after wave of<br />

fanatical attacks were thrown in by the enemy and all were repulsed with heavy casualties.<br />

For four hours after being severely wounded Rifleman Lachhiman Gurung remained alone at his post,<br />

waiting with perfect calm for each attack, which he met with fire at point-blank range from his rifle,<br />

determined not to give one inch of ground. Of the 87 enemy dead counted in the immediate vicinity of<br />

the Company locality, 31 lay in front of this Rifleman's section, the key to the whole position. Had the<br />

enemy succeeded in over-running and occupying Rifleman Lachhiman Gurung's trench, the whole of the<br />

reverse slope position would have been completely dominated and turned.<br />

This Rifleman, by his magnificent example, so inspired his comrades to resist the enemy to the last, that,<br />

although surrounded and cut off for three days and two nights, they held and smashed every attack. His<br />

outstanding gallantry and extreme devotion to duty, in the face of almost overwhelming odds, were the<br />

main factors in the defeat of the enemy.<br />

Lachhiman Gurung was invested with his Victoria Cross by Lord Louis Mountbatten at a parade at the<br />

Red Fort, New Delhi, on the 19th December 1945. After the action which won him the Victoria Cross,<br />

Gurung was evacuated to hospital, but lost his right hand and the use of his right eye. He continued to<br />

serve with the 8th Gurkha Rifles but transferred to the Indian Army after Independence in 1947.<br />

He retired with the rank of havildar ( the equivalent of sergeant ) in the same regiment.<br />

This article is an extract from the “The Telegraph” British newspaper’s website at - www.telegraph.co.uk<br />

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The Battle of the Coral Sea<br />

The Battle of the Coral Sea was a series of naval engagements off the north-east coast of Australia<br />

between 4 th and 8 th May 1942. It was fought by Australian, U.S. and Japanese aircraft against four<br />

different major groups of warships and took place in the Coral Sea, in an area separating the Solomon<br />

Islands, the eastern tip of New Guinea, and the N.E. coast of Australia from Townsville to Horn Island.<br />

Some of the aircraft involved were land-based, but most were from the opposing aircraft carriers. It was<br />

the first aircraft carrier battle ever fought and the first naval battle in which the opposing forces of surface<br />

ships at no stage sighted or fired at each other. All attacks were carried out by aeroplanes. The battle was<br />

significant for two main reasons:<br />

1. It was the first time in World War 2 that the Japanese experienced failure in a major operation;<br />

2. The battle stopped the Japanese sea-borne invasion of Port Moresby.<br />

For many people this was the “Battle that saved Australia”. This may be an exaggerated claim, but the<br />

battle certainly seemed more significant at the time than modern history books have rated it.<br />

Victory in Europe Day – VE Day – 8 th May<br />

The final document of unconditional surrender by Germany was signed at General Dwight Eisenhower's<br />

headquarters in Rheims on 7 th May, 1945. Germany’s Admiral Karl Doenitz, sent General Alfred Jodl to<br />

the Supreme Headquarters Allied Expeditionary Forces detachment in Rheims to seek terms for an end to<br />

the war. At 2:41a.m. on May 7 th , General Jodl signed for the unconditional surrender of German forces<br />

on all fronts, which was to take effect on May 8 th at 11:01p.m. The 8 th May was declared VE Day.<br />

In England, the Prime Minister, Winston Churchill, officially announced the end of the war with<br />

Germany. In a message broadcast to the nation, he said the ceasefire had been signed at 0241.<br />

Huge crowds gathered outside Buckingham Palace in London. Earlier tens of thousands of people had<br />

listened intently as the King's speech was relayed by loudspeaker to those who had gathered in Trafalgar<br />

Square and Parliament Square. In it he paid tribute to the men and women who had laid down their lives<br />

for victory as well as to all those who had "fought valiantly" on land, sea and in the air.<br />

In Australia, celebrations were tempered with the knowledge that the war in the Pacific was still to be<br />

won and this was done 3 months later on the 15 th August, 1945.<br />

Yellow 24 Virus<br />

A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, “Sorry, I have some<br />

bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because you’ll soon end up<br />

with a yellow complexion and you usually only have 24 hours to live after that. There's no known cure so<br />

you may as well just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.”<br />

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her<br />

that evening as he's never been there with her before.<br />

They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins $35. Then, with the same<br />

card, he gets a line and wins $320. Then he gets the full house and wins $1000. Then the National Game<br />

comes up and he wins that too, getting $380,000.<br />

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, “Sir, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone<br />

win four corners, a line, the full house and the national game on the same card. You must be the luckiest<br />

man on Earth!” “Lucky?” The man screamed. “Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24.”<br />

“Well, I’ll be blowed,” says the bingo caller. “You've won the raffle as well !!”<br />

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Australian Government<br />

Department of Veterans’ Affairs<br />

Veteran Imposter Rex Crane Pleads Guilty<br />

Minister for Veterans’ Affairs, Warren Snowdon, welcomed the outcome of the case against veteran<br />

imposter Arthur Rex Crane, handed down in the Brisbane District Court on 21 st December, 2010. “Mr<br />

Crane pleaded guilty to defrauding the Commonwealth and ordered to pay back more than $413,000 for<br />

falsely claiming he was a prisoner of the Japanese during the Second World War,” Mr Snowdon said.<br />

Mr Crane has been sentenced to four years jail and can be released after serving six months upon entering<br />

a good behaviour bond for four years. He was also ordered to pay the Commonwealth more than<br />

$413,000 in falsely claimed pension. “The Australian Government takes very seriously the recognition<br />

and respect of those who have served our country and has no tolerance for those who fraudulently claim<br />

that recognition,” Mr Snowdon said. “The Department of Veterans’ Affairs works hard to ensure that<br />

veterans receive their lawful entitlements. All allegations of fraud are investigated thoroughly.”<br />

The Department has a dedicated compliance section that investigates all suspected cases of fraudulent<br />

activity. Other ongoing measures that act as a deterrent are proof of identity checks, and departmentally<br />

initiated reviews. “Incidences of fraud are very isolated and today’s sentence should be a warning about<br />

the serious penalties involved in defrauding the Commonwealth,” Mr Snowdon said.<br />

Grant to Commemorate Second World War Hero<br />

A memorial in Malaysia marking the site of an Australian serviceman’s act of heroism during the Second<br />

World War will be refurbished with the help of an Australian Government grant, Minister for Veterans’<br />

Affairs, Warren Snowdon announced on 21 st January. “The Beaufort Memorial, Malaysia, marks the<br />

area where Private Tom Starcevich of the 2/43rd Battalion single-handedly took on a series of Japanese<br />

defensive positions in June 1945 and was later awarded a Victoria Cross for his bravery,” he said.<br />

On 27 June, the 2/32nd and 2/43rd Battalions of the 9th Australian Division had fought their way into<br />

Beaufort, Sabah, while Australian companies positioned outside the town engaged the Japanese trying to<br />

escape. The following morning, as Australian troops patrolled the surrounding jungle, Private Starcevich<br />

destroyed four machine gun posts which were holding up his platoon’s advance. Private Starcevich<br />

originally from Subiaco, Western Australia, survived the War and the Beaufort Memorial was later built<br />

by locals in the area who had been liberated by the Australians. “To ensure the actions of Private<br />

Starcevich and the other Australians who fought and liberated the area are always remembered, the<br />

Australian Government has provided a $15,000 grant under the Overseas Privately–Constructed<br />

Memorial Restoration Program to refurbish the Beaufort Memorial,” Mr Snowdon said.<br />

Mr Snowdon said the funding would help to clean and refurbish the memorial, landscape the surrounding<br />

gardens, improve access to the memorial for visitors and build sheltered seating. “This grant will help to<br />

ensure more people can enjoy the Beaufort Memorial and learn about the important wartime history of<br />

this region and the heroic efforts of Private Starcevich,” he said. “I encourage Australians travelling<br />

overseas to visit the Overseas Memorials Database to find out more about memorials located in the area<br />

they are travelling to.” Images of Private Starcevich and the Memorial are available at<br />

www.dva.gov.au/media.<br />

The Australian Government’s Overseas Privately-Constructed Memorial Restoration Program provides<br />

funding to restore existing memorials outside Australian territory which directly commemorate<br />

Australia’s military involvement in wars, conflicts and peacekeeping operations and recognise the<br />

contribution of Australian servicemen and women. For more information on the Overseas Privately-<br />

Constructed Memorial Restoration Program visit the DVA website.<br />

Department of Veterans’ Affairs – Continued on page 17<br />

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Department of Veterans’ Affairs – Continued from page 16<br />

Remains of RAAF Spitfire Pilot Located and Identified<br />

The Minister for Veterans’ Affairs and Defence Science and Personnel, Warren Snowdon, announced on<br />

17 th December that the remains of a pilot that went down 66 years ago off Normandy in France have been<br />

officially identified as Flight Lieutenant Henry “Lacy” Smith, of Number 453 Squadron, Royal<br />

Australian Air Force. The RAAF began the identification process after 6 th November 2010, when the<br />

wreckage of a Spitfire aircraft, and human remains were recovered in the Orne Estuary, near Ouistreham<br />

in Normandy by local museum curators, Mr. and Mrs. Cobin.<br />

“With the help of the local museum curators, there was sufficient evidence provided to the RAAF to<br />

positively identify the remains are those of Flight Lieutenant Smith. Evidence included the aircraft<br />

wreckage engine serial number, eyewitness reports of the other two pilots flying in the formation at the<br />

time of the downing of the aircraft, the physical location of the recovered wreckage, a wartime casualty<br />

report linking the aircraft tail number, engine serial number and pilot details, and the engine serial number<br />

recovered with the aircraft wreckage. I am very pleased to know that the remains of this brave pilot have<br />

now been accounted for and can now finally be laid to rest. Finding Flight Lieutenant Smith after over 66<br />

years is an outstanding result for all concerned particularly the family,” Mr Snowdon said.<br />

The RAAF has contacted surviving relatives living in Australia, and arrangements are underway for the<br />

reinterment of Flight Lieutenant Smith’s remains, with full military honours. This ceremony will occur in<br />

2011, at a date yet to be set, in a Commonwealth War Graves cemetery in France, in accordance with<br />

normal practice for recovered remains.<br />

Further Historical Background:- Flight Lieutenant Smith was shot down by enemy anti-aircraft<br />

fire on 11 th June 1944, five days after D-Day whilst on a mission supporting the Allied invasion at<br />

Normandy, in France. His last radio message to his comrades was: "I'm going to put this thing down in a<br />

field." But the Australian's plane nose-dived into the sea and he was listed as missing believed killed.<br />

The recovery team was astonished at how well preserved the fighter's fuselage and wooden propeller<br />

were. The dials on the instrument panel were still recognisable. After the wreckage was towed ashore,<br />

the remains of Flight Lieutenant Smith were found in the cockpit. They were placed in a coffin and were<br />

handed to the Australian Embassy in France.<br />

Flight Lieutenant Smith’s unit, Number 453<br />

Squadron, was one of 17 RAAF squadrons formed<br />

under the Empire Air Training Scheme to bolster<br />

the Royal Air Force during World War II. It served<br />

at Singapore from August 1941 until Japan’s<br />

invasion of Malaya forced its withdrawal and<br />

disbandment in March 1942. The unit was<br />

reformed in Scotland three months later and fought<br />

over Britain and occupied Europe until the end of<br />

the war. The unit disbanded in January 1946, but<br />

was reformed on 1 st December 2010 when a new<br />

Number 453 Squadron took charge of RAAF Air<br />

Traffic Control in WA, SA, Vic and NSW. Lifting the upside down wreckage of the Spitfire<br />

The squadron’s motto is “Ready to Strike.”<br />

Over the six years of the Second World War, from September 1939 until August 1945, 39,366 members<br />

of the Australian armed services were killed or died of wounds or sickness. Just over 10,750 were<br />

members of the RAAF, including 884 who were recorded as “missing” rather than “presumed dead” at<br />

the end of the conflict. Many of those fliers have still not been accounted for in the decades since World<br />

War II ended. Worldwide, about 1100 aircraft are on the RAAF’s missing aircraft register, almost all of<br />

them from World War II.<br />

Department of Veterans’ Affairs – Continued on page 18<br />

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Department of Veterans’ Affairs – Continued from page 17<br />

Commemorating the Bombing of Darwin<br />

On the 69 th anniversary of the Bombing of Darwin, Minister for Veterans’ Affairs, Warren Snowdon, and<br />

Senator for the Northern Territory, Trish Crossin encouraged Australians to take time to reflect on the<br />

moment in history when war came to Australian soil.<br />

Mr Snowdon said the events of 19 th February 1942 and the months that followed are an important part of<br />

Australia’s history which should not be forgotten. “The morning attacks by 242 Japanese aircraft caused<br />

death and destruction across Darwin. Many sites including the harbour, RAAF base, aerodromes, aircraft,<br />

post office, administration building and the Army hospital were destroyed. Eight ships were sunk in<br />

Darwin harbour and another two near Bathurst Island and a number of military aircraft were destroyed.<br />

“The loss of life was significant, with some 250 people killed and hundreds injured, including service<br />

personnel and civilians. Australians should pay tribute to those who died in the Bombing of Darwin and<br />

in the defence of Australia,” Mr Snowdon said.<br />

From the time of this first raid until the last on 12 th November 1943, Darwin and other northern<br />

Australian sites endured more than 90 air raids carried out by the Japanese.<br />

Attending a commemorative service at the Cenotaph in Darwin on behalf of the Prime Minister and the<br />

Minister for Veterans Affairs’, Ms Crossin said the attacks confirmed for many Australians that they were<br />

now fighting a war in direct defence of their own country. “While Australians began the war fighting the<br />

Italians and Germans in North Africa, the Middle East and the Mediterranean, Japan’s entry into the war<br />

in December 1941 brought the conflict into our own region. “Japan’s rapid advance through Southeast<br />

Asia made the threat of war reaching Australia a reality for many. On 19 th February 1942, only four days<br />

after the Fall of Singapore, Darwin came under attack twice in one day,” Ms Crossin said.<br />

Services are held across the country to mark the anniversary of the bombing. The anniversary is also<br />

commemorated on the Battle for Australia Day on the first Wednesday of September each year.<br />

Articles regarding the Department of Veterans’ Affairs are extracts of media releases from the<br />

Department’s Minister. Originals are available on his website - http://minister.dva.gov.au/index.htm<br />

If you would like additional information regarding these or any other topics that DVA are responsible for<br />

please do not hesitate to contact Michael or Phil at the DVA office, No.10 George Street <strong>Morwell</strong>,<br />

Wednesday to Friday or phone them anytime on (03) 5133 0177 or free call 1300 551 918.<br />

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<strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> - Victoria Cross Bistro<br />

Special Meals, each with a specific theme, will be available in the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong>’s Victoria<br />

Cross Bistro, on each of the first four Wednesday evenings of the month, as follows:-<br />

1 st Wednesday - All-You-Can-Eat SEAFOOD Smorgasbord - $15.00<br />

2 nd Wednesday - SCHNITZEL Night - $12.00<br />

3 rd Wednesday - PARMA Night - $12.00<br />

4 th Wednesday - STEAK Night - $15.00<br />

All these evening meals include soup, Salad Bar and a selection of sweets.<br />

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Women’s Auxiliary Donations<br />

The <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Women’s Auxiliary made two significant donations to Latrobe Regional Hospital<br />

during the last six months. One donation was for two chairs presented to the Occupational Therapy<br />

Manager, Nicole Tierney by Women’s Auxiliary President, Adrienne Mitrevics and Secretary, Ann-<br />

Maree Blackford, for Children’s occupational and physiotherapy sessions.<br />

The chairs were valued at $3449. One of the chairs was a “Jenz Giraffe”<br />

chair and as the name suggests is a chair whose frame is in the shape of a<br />

giraffe. This chair is visually pleasing and attractive to the children whilst<br />

it allows the child to sit independently and maintain good posture during<br />

treatment sessions. The second item was a “corner seat” and its function is<br />

similar to the “giraffe chair” but more suited to older children.<br />

The Women’s Auxiliary also donated 5 alarm activated bed pads valued at<br />

$11790. These pads are used to assist with the treatment of elderly and<br />

infirmed patients. The alarm pads are activated when a patient falls out of,<br />

or attempts to get out of bed when they should not do so. Quite a few of<br />

our own veterans could have benefited from this equipment in the past and<br />

their will no doubt be many in the future who will also benefit.<br />

These donations and many others are made possible because the Women’s Auxiliary works hard raising<br />

money from Raffles, bingo and the sale of items of memorabilia.<br />

Poor Rabbit<br />

A rabbit hops into a pub and says to the barman, ”Can I have a schooner of beer, and a Ham and Cheese<br />

Toastie?” The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a schooner of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.<br />

The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and<br />

again asks for a schooner of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the<br />

rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the beer and the<br />

Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves. The next night, the pub is packed. In walks the rabbit<br />

and says, “A schooner of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.”<br />

The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his beer and toastie, and then burst into applause as<br />

the rabbit wolfs them down. The next night there is standing room only in the pub. The barman is<br />

making more money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and says, “A schooner of<br />

beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman,” The barman says, “I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, but<br />

we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties” The rabbit looks aghast. The crowd was quietened<br />

to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, “We do have a very nice<br />

Cheese and Onion Toastie.” The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, “Are you sure I will like it.” The<br />

masses' bated breath is ear shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says, “Do you think that<br />

I would let down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.” “Ok,” says the rabbit, “I'll have a<br />

schooner of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.” The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit downs the beer<br />

and swallows the toastie. He then waves to the crowd and leaves.... NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!<br />

One year later, in the now impoverished pub, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks this day, 3 of<br />

which were his), calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form,<br />

floating above the bar. The barman says, “Who are you?”, To which he is answered, “I am the ghost of<br />

the rabbit that used to frequent this pub.” The barman says, “I remember you. You made me famous.<br />

You would come in every night and have a schooner of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses<br />

came to see you and this place was famous.” The rabbit says, “Yes I know.” The barman replies, “I<br />

remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties.. You had a Cheese and Onion<br />

one instead.” The rabbit said, “Yes, you promised me that I would love it.” The barman said, “You never<br />

came back, what happened?” “I DIED”, said the rabbit. ”NO!” said the barman. “What from?”<br />

After a short pause, the rabbit said ………... “Mixin-me-Toasties.”<br />

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No Entertainment on Friday Nights<br />

As of the 1st April and throughout the winter period, there will not be any entertainment<br />

in the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> on Friday nights. However entertainment will continue to be<br />

conducted on Saturday nights between 8.00pm and 12.30am. On Saturday nights, there<br />

will also be some new bands as well as some of your favourite ones to entertain you.<br />

Entertainment Calendar – (Shez’s GIG Guide) - Our Supervisor Sheryl has<br />

organised the following entertainment for you all. Please support these evenings and have a great time.<br />

Wednesday 2 nd<br />

Friday 4 th<br />

Saturday 5 th<br />

MARCH<br />

- “Under the Spotlight”<br />

( Featuring SNAKE )<br />

- RECKLESS<br />

- COOLCHANGE<br />

Friday 11 th - Karaoke with D.J. GLENNO<br />

Saturday 12 th<br />

- I.C. ROCK<br />

Wednesday 16 th - “Under the Spotlight”<br />

( Featuring SOLO )<br />

Friday 18 th<br />

Saturday 19 th<br />

* Sunday 20 th<br />

- MICK LODGE<br />

- MISTY<br />

- OLD TIME DANCE *<br />

( Ken & Alice Rae - 2pm until 4pm. – Free )<br />

Friday 25 th<br />

- SHINDIG<br />

Saturday 26 th - BLACKHILL RAMBLERS<br />

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Saturday 2 nd<br />

APRIL<br />

- YESTERYEAR<br />

( This is a new band to the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> )<br />

Saturday 9 th<br />

- IMPACT<br />

( This is a new band to the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> )<br />

Saturday 16 th<br />

- Not Yet Finalised<br />

( Check Gig Guide at the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> )<br />

* Sunday 17 th<br />

- OLD TIME DANCE *<br />

( Ken & Alice Rae - 2pm until 4pm. – Free )<br />

Saturday 23 rd<br />

Saturday 30 th<br />

- MUSIC FESTIVAL<br />

( See details on page 19 )<br />

- JIVE BAND<br />

( Back by popular demand )<br />

Entertainment functions marked thus * will be held in the ANZAC Room ( The Big Function Room ),<br />

with Entry Charges as noted. All others will be held in the Members Lounge and are Free Entry. Starting<br />

times for these functions is around 8-00pm.<br />

Please check the latest “Gig Guide” at the Sub-Branch reception desk or contact the club by telephone on<br />

5134 2455 in case there are any late changes to the entertainment calendar. The “GIG” guide is also<br />

shown on the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Website at www.morwell.rslvic.com.au<br />

The OLD TIME DANCE with Ken and Alice Rae is a great afternoon’s<br />

entertainment. There is always plenty of space for people to come along and<br />

enjoy the Music, Games and Friendship, not forgetting the Dancing, of<br />

course. The OLD TIME DANCE is held on the Third Sunday of each month.<br />

There is no charge for this entertainment. IT’S FREE.<br />

Table Bookings:- Table bookings in advance will NOT be accepted for<br />

functions in the Members Lounge. However you may arrange a table for you<br />

and your guests on arrival if one is available.<br />

IMPORTANT: - Due to Health regulations, patrons are not allowed<br />

to bring food or beverages onto our premises for any function.


Easter Saturday - 23 rd April<br />

In the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong>’s ANZAC Function Room<br />

Royal Children’s Hospital Appeal / MUSIC FESTIVAL<br />

will be held in the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> on EASTER SATURDAY, 23 rd April.<br />

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The MUSIC FESTIVAL will entertain you between 6-00pm and 1-00am<br />

All the Bands have kindly donated their time and proceeds from Door Sales, Raffles and<br />

Auctions will be donated to the<br />

Royal Children's Hospital, Good Friday Appeal.<br />

Entry Cost to the Music Festival is - $12.00 per person<br />

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EASTER SATURDAY’s Function will feature the following bands:-<br />

RECKLESS, COOLCHANGE & I.C. ROCK.<br />

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This is the fourth year the event has been held and it has so far raised<br />

a grand total of $22,030. It is hoped this year’s event will considerably boost that total.<br />

Please support this function.<br />

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Easter Hamper Raffles and Auctions will also be organised. If individuals or local<br />

businesses would like to donate gifts or gift vouchers, they would be greatly appreciated.<br />

They will be auctioned during the festival.<br />

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Royal Children’s Hospital Appeal<br />

As you all would know, each year on Good Friday an appeal is held in Victoria to<br />

raise funds for the Royal Children’s Hospital in Melbourne. If any of you would<br />

like to donate to this appeal, you may do so by forwarding a cheque to the<br />

<strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong>, written out to the Royal Children’s Hospital or give a<br />

donation directly to Shez at the Members Bar or to our receptionist.<br />

Your donation will be added to the Monies collected during the Easter<br />

Saturday Music Festival and passed on to the Appeal organizers.<br />

A receipt for your contribution will be forwarded to you.<br />

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Lunch & Dinner Smorgasbords<br />

Sunday 8 th May<br />

Don’t forget Mother’s Day on Sunday 8 th May. Bring mother to the<br />

<strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch’s “Victoria Cross” Bistro for the<br />

Mother’s Day Smorgasbord Lunch ( 12-30pm ) or Dinner ( 6-00pm ).<br />

Cost of either Lunch or Dinner for all people over 10 years old<br />

is $20-00 per head. Children 5 years and under are free, and<br />

all other children aged 6 to 10 years pay $10.00 per head.<br />

Everyone who attends goes into a draw for a Hamper<br />

and all Mothers will receive a free Rose.<br />

Please make a reservation for the Smorgasbord Lunch<br />

or Dinner in the Bistro on Mother’s Day.<br />

See Mary in person or phone her on (03) 5135 3689 and book your seats.<br />

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ANZAC Day Timetable - MONDAY 25 th APRIL 2011<br />

<strong>Morwell</strong> - Dawn Service - The ANZAC Day Dawn Service organised by <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> will<br />

commence at 5-45am at the Cenotaph on the corner of Tarwin and Elgin Streets. <strong>RSL</strong> Members and the<br />

General Public are invited to both the Service and a “Gunfire” breakfast in the <strong>RSL</strong>’s ANZAC Function<br />

Room after the Service. Entry is a gold coin donation. Please enter through the Tarwin Street entrance.<br />

<strong>Morwell</strong> - March & Service - Marchers should assemble near the <strong>Morwell</strong> Town Common<br />

in Elgin Street ( opposite the Commercial Road Primary School ) at 11-30am. The <strong>march</strong> will “Step-<br />

Off” at 11-50am sharp. They will <strong>march</strong> along Elgin Street to the Cenotaph, where the official service<br />

will commence at 12.00noon. An ANZAC Day Luncheon ( see details printed below ) will follow the<br />

service in the Sub-Branch’s ANZAC Function Room. Please enter through the Elgin Street entrance.<br />

<strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch - ANZAC Day Luncheon - Our ANZAC Day Luncheon<br />

will follow the ANZAC Day Service and take the form of a 3 course sit down meal subsidised by the<br />

Sub-Branch. The Luncheon is FREE to all Service Members of the <strong>Morwell</strong> <strong>RSL</strong> Sub-Branch only and<br />

where appropriate, their registered Carers. Affiliate and Women's Auxiliary Members will be charged<br />

$5.00 per head. A list will be kept of visiting Sub-Branch Members from other <strong>RSL</strong>'s who wish to attend,<br />

and if sufficient room is available for them, they will pay $10.00 per head.<br />

Everyone who wishes to attend the Luncheon ( including Service Members ) requires a<br />

ticket. Tickets are now available from the reception desk and to ensure you have a seat<br />

you are requested to book now. If there are still tickets available, they will be sold at the<br />

door but do not rely on this. Please Book Now!<br />

IMPORTANT NOTE:- This Luncheon is strictly limited to Special Guests, <strong>RSL</strong> Service, Affiliate<br />

and Women’s Auxiliary members and their Registered Carers. If you wish to book a table for a<br />

group of members please tell the Receptionist or our Manager Dennis Cleary when you pick up or<br />

pay for your tickets. We will try to cater for visiting Service Members if the numbers allow but no<br />

children, Social or Community Members are able to attend.<br />

Yinnar - ANZAC Day Timetable - The Yinnar Township March will assemble at 9-00am<br />

near the general store in the Main Street and <strong>march</strong>-off at 9-20am to the Cenotaph, also in the Main<br />

Street. A Wreath Laying Ceremony at the Cenotaph will commence at 9-30am, followed by a Service in<br />

the nearby Memorial Hall at 9-45am.<br />

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LATROBE VALLEY TRAVEL<br />

Latrobe Valley Travel is Located at<br />

4 Tarwin Street <strong>Morwell</strong>.<br />

The Proprietor, May Sennett, is a Member of the<br />

<strong>Morwell</strong> R.S.L. Sub-Branch and together with her<br />

experienced staff is able to assist you with your entire<br />

travel requirements, from booking a hotel in Melbourne<br />

to your dream holiday overseas.<br />

When planning your next holiday, visit Latrobe Valley<br />

Travel. They will organise all the details for you.<br />

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Telephone:- (03) 5134 1433<br />

Facsimile:- (03) 5133 9325<br />

Email:- enquiries@latrobetravel.com.au<br />

Licencee:- E.M. Sennett t/a Latrobe Valley Travel<br />

Licence No.:- 31427


Clubrooms<br />

Monday to Thursday,<br />

10-00am to 1-00am<br />

Friday & Saturday,<br />

10-00am to 3-00am<br />

Sunday,<br />

11-00am to 12-00 Midnight<br />

Sub-Branch Trading Hours<br />

Diggers Café<br />

Monday<br />

to<br />

Saturday<br />

11-00am to 2-00pm<br />

and<br />

5-00pm to 8.30pm<br />

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Victoria Cross Bistro<br />

Every Day of the Week<br />

Lunch - 12-00 noon to 2-00pm<br />

Dinner - 6.00pm to 8-30pm<br />

For reservations phone Mary on<br />

(03) 5135 3689<br />

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ANZAC Day<br />

Every year in the early hours of 25 th April, at various Shrines of Remembrance, Cenotaphs and War<br />

Memorials throughout Australia, New Zealand, Europe and Gallipoli there will be a gathering of the men<br />

and women who have gone to war and returned. Together with their families and friends they gather for a<br />

dawn service that heralds the start of another ANZAC Day.<br />

This is a day of remembrance, of the deaths and sufferings in war, the valor of fighting men and women,<br />

and the ever-present hope for the peoples of the world to live together in harmony and everlasting peace.<br />

And, as every ANZAC Day service recalls,<br />

They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old.<br />

Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.<br />

At the going down of the sun and in the morning,<br />

we will remember them.<br />

ANZAC Day is a National Day of Remembrance and commemorated in Australia and New Zealand. It<br />

commemorates the landing at Gallipoli during World War I, on the 25 th April, 1915 of the two countries’<br />

fighting men, the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (ANZAC).<br />

DISCLAIMER<br />

Information printed in this newsletter is either reprinted from other publications or is derived from other verbal or written<br />

notes. While efforts are made to verify the information, the opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the editor or the<br />

Sub Branch Committee and Management. Readers should not act or rely upon any matters or information contained or<br />

implied by this newsletter without checking its accuracy. No responsibility or guarantee is given or implied for any action<br />

taken by individuals or groups as a result of information contained within this newsletter and no liability will be accepted for<br />

any loss resulting from such use.<br />

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DON’T FORGET - Mark Your Calendar<br />

Monday 25 th April – ANZAC Day Services at <strong>Morwell</strong> Cenotaph<br />

Dawn Service at 5-45am, followed by the March and Service at 11-30am.<br />

Please book a seat for the Luncheon by collecting your tickets at our reception desk.<br />

( See ANZAC Day Program and Luncheon details on page 23 )<br />

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Sunday 8 th May – Mother’s Day Luncheon and Dinner in the Bistro.<br />

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Friday 13 th May is the closing date for articles to be included in the next newsletter, June Edition

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