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Fur &Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About
Cats (Quippery - The Funniest Things People Have Said)
Sinopsis :
Hours of all-star laughter for cat lovers. Beautifully illustrated,
with laugh-out-loud humor from Ellen DeGeneres &#8226Dave
Barry &#8226The New Yorker &#8226The Onion
&#8226Steve Martin &#8226Drew Barrymore &#8226Paula
Poundstone &#8226Steven Wright &#8226George Carlin
&#8226Sarah Silverman &#8226Rita Rudner &#8226Rodney
Dangerfield &#8212and many more. Plus hilarious tweets from
everyday folks.Drew Barrymore tells you about her greatest
wish &#8212If I die before my cat, I want a few of my ashes
put in his food so I can live inside him.&#8221Dae Barry tells
you what your cat really thinks about you

&#8212They&#8217realways watching you with that smartass
cat expression and thinking, 'God, what a
cementhead.&#8217#8221Ellen DeGeneres asks: &#8220Hae
you ever had a cat in heat? They just change on you. Once
she was my kitten, my adorable little pet. Then, she&#8217a
hooker.&#8221Th Onion describes &#8220ThCommon
Benefits of Cat Ownership&#8221&#8212Cats are adept at
defending your home from mouse-sized
robbers.&#8221Coedian Paula Poundstone tells you that The
problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their
face whether they see a moth or an axemurderer.&#8221Anordinary
citizen tweets about her
deteriorating relationship with her cat: &#8220Mycat and I
pass each other in the hall without even making eye contact. I
think we both know we&#8217rejust living a lie
now.&#8221Wrter Bud Herron offers practical tips on how to
bath your cat &#8212like, Know that a cat has claws and will
not hesitate to remove all the skin from your body.&#8221An
several hundred pages more. Be sure to check out the
companion book Fur &ampGrrr &#8212The Funniest Things
People Have Said about Dogs