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PDF Fur &Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About
Cats (Quippery - The Funniest Things People Have Said)
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PDF Fur &Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats (Quippery
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Hours of all star laughter for cat lovers. Beautifully illustrated, with laugh out
loud humor from Ellen DeGeneres Dave Barry The New Yorker The Onion
Steve Martin Drew Barrymore Paula Poundstone Steven Wright George Carlin
Sarah Silverman Rita Rudner Rodney Dangerfield and many more. Plus
hilarious tweets from everyday folks.Drew Barrymore tells you about her
greatest wish If I die before my cat, I want a few of my ashes put in his food so
I can live inside him. 8221 Dave Barry tells you what your cat really thinks
about you They re always watching you with that smartass cat expression and
thinking, 'God, what a cementhead. 8221 Ellen DeGeneres asks: Have you
ever had a cat in heat? They just change on you. Once she was my kitten, my
adorable little pet. Then, she s a hooker. 8221 The Onion describes The
Common Benefits of Cat Ownership 8221 Cats are adept at defending your
home from mouse sized robbers. 8221 Comedian Paula Poundstone tells you
that The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face
whether they see a moth or an axe murderer. 8221 An ordinary citizen tweets
about her deteriorating relationship with her cat: My cat and I pass each other
in the hall without even making eye contact. I think we both know we re just
living a lie now. 8221 Writer Bud Herron offers practical tips on how to bath
your cat like, Know that a cat has claws and will not hesitate to remove all the
skin from your body. 8221 And several hundred pages more. Be sure to check
out the companion book Fur &ampGrrr The Funniest Things People Have Said
about Dogs