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Momlandia: An Imperfect Guide to Organic Mothering
Sinopsis :
When two college roommates reconnect after twenty years
and find themselves both pregnant with baby girls, nothing
could seem more blissful. That is, until they actually have the
babies. Cue Momlandia: a strange universe that looks nothing
like moms of Instagram. Braless, sleepless, and covered with
milk, these friends fight for their pre-baby sanity the best way
modern moms know how--one text message at a time.
Together, they wade through the strange vortex of momlife,
navigating GMO-sized body parts, tangled breast pumps, and
sudden-onset husband hatred. Where is the glitter-filled
Momtopia they were marketed? Strapping on their belly bands
and pulling up their postpartum panties, these BFFs guzzle

coffee and kale in search of organic motherhood. Handchurning
flax muffins while fighting their own muffintops, surely
they can become the selfless, maternal saints they'd
envisioned themselves to be. Or can they? To all those natural
moms in search of perfection, we hail you, one momguilt,
mombod, momfail at a time.