village voice 70.pub - Dersingham Parish Council
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Old Girls Patch<br />
by Meetze<br />
Guess what? I have googled the thumb growing thing I told you about. Apparently I have to<br />
drink milk. Not so good for me as I am lactose intolerant. Everybody of us is actually except the 2legged<br />
male and Tiny Tatty. Well, never mind. I lived without them for such a long time, that I<br />
can’t even remember the summers and winters I already enjoyed.<br />
The little 2-legged female that moved in last September moved out by the way. That is better for<br />
us, as she kept forgetting to close the door and granddad kept escaping. And the shouting after him<br />
did not help either because he chooses not to hear anybody. So off he went wobbling along. Good<br />
thing my 2-legged female panics quickly and caught him before he could reach the road. Not a<br />
good place to be for us as you will remember.<br />
Sidney is a bit sad these days as Tinkerbelle brought along a new boy friend. She ditched him<br />
for a bigger boy that looks like a rabbit-munchkin mix. So we call him Buxy. He is ever so cute,<br />
but he only has eyes for Tink. Buxy tried to play with Sid, sort of to make up for his loss, but Sid<br />
was not in the mood. Since Tink turned up with Buxy, Sid is cuddling at night a lot with our 2legged<br />
female, which she loves, but I lost my space in her arm. I just can’t bring myself to fight<br />
Sidney. I panic, scream and run off as soon Sid lifts a paw. I know I am silly; after all, I was here<br />
first.<br />
I started to sleep and purr on the pillow over my 2-legged male. But he did purr even louder<br />
than me. Then I tried tickling him coincidently with the tip of my tail under his nose. He just gave<br />
his nose a scratch and continued sleeping. I tried again, but he scratched again and just turned onto<br />
his other side. That looked like a fun game to be, though I tickled him again. This time he<br />
grumbled something I did not understand and pulled the duvet over his head. Now I had enough of<br />
being ignored and jumped onto the big bump under the duvet. Now I got his full attention, as this<br />
bump under the duvet was apparently very sensitive. He picked me up and put me on his side and<br />
cuddled me. Don’t think I won; we are playing this “game” now for nearly 3 weeks. He just<br />
doesn’t get that all I want is to sleep in his arm, as my female 2-legged ones arm is occupied by<br />
Sid. Men!<br />
But I have good sleeps in the end until my dreams get unceremoniously interrupted by a round<br />
constantly ticking thing that lives on the bedside table. It makes a ridiculously loud noise until my<br />
2-legged male whacks his paw on the top of that noisy little bugger. If I got whacked like that<br />
once, what ever I did, I would never do it again. But this white thing does not seem to get the<br />
message, as it keeps being loud every single day.<br />
Speaking of ceremony. The wedding is coming up and Stumps got dressed for the occasion. I<br />
took a picture, as you probably won’t believe it otherwise.<br />
The weekend before the wedding we had Easter. My 2-legged<br />
female did a fun game, which apparently everybody is playing<br />
Easter Sunday in Germany. The eggs and little presents are<br />
hidden somewhere in the garden and someone else has to find<br />
them all. It was great fun to watch, as the 2-legged male<br />
stumped a few times past some eggs and nearly tread on one as<br />
well. The eggs were boiled and coloured the night before Easter<br />
Sunday and that was fun as well. Stumps ended up with a pink<br />
paw because she walked by mistake into the pink liquid bowl<br />
and granddad ended up with a blue nose, because he thought the<br />
blue liquid in the bowl could be food, so he had a close sniff.<br />
ANSWERS from P 28<br />
Titchwell, Bracon Ash, Overstrand, Salle, Binham, Carbrooke<br />
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