Cobalt Issue 26 - Twisted Nostalgia

Raahimah Saeed
for twisted nostalgia
TOP TIP:
For extra flavour, be sure
to have a Temper Tantrum, so
your parents have no choice
but to let you stay in the
park for longer!
INGREDIENTS
500g of Where’s Wally?
200g of Horrid Henry
100g of Biff, Chip and Kipper
300g of Peppa Pig
250g of Frozen
1 teaspoon of In the Night Garden
1 drop of The Cat in the Hat
METHOD
1. Firstly, look inside the fridge whilst closing it to try and see
the lights inside the fridge switch off.
2. Secondly, press all the colours down of a multicolour pen at once.
3. Next, don’t mention the ingredients you need for your Food Tech
lesson until the night before you need them!
4. As an optional step, you may want to put Hula Hoops on each
finger before eating them for extra flavour.
5. After this, refuse to eat the crusts of your
sandwich during lunch time.
6. Finally, when drawing your sun, make sure it’s
a yellow blob in the top corner of your page,
with lines coming out from it.
7. To garnish, don’t be afraid to stab your
rubber with your pencil at least ten times!