Falling in Thai by Michael j Bradley - Gadabout Life

"you here on a holiday?" making conversation.
"Naw, I live here," he declared proudly "i got a wife over
here too."
"You married a Thai!"
"Sure. A sexy bitch named Foon. What about you?"
"I've got a girlfriend here. She's cute, i love her"
"Is she a bargirl?" he asked abruptly and i paused;
"What if she is?" I said offended by the question.
"You can't love a bar girl unless you're paying to" Steve
proclaimed. This guy had me stumped for words!
"How would you know who you can or can’t love?"
"I just know,” he dropped his head and rolled his eyes,
“you can't love a bar girl"
"If you're such an expert, why don't you write a book?" i
suggested, jokingly yet slightly annoyed with his attitude,
"You could call it; Steven's Analysis of Cross-cultural
Relationships with Thai Women!"
"I could. But who would buy it?"
He seemed almost excited at the prospect.
"I would buy it Steve" Lek popped in sweetly.
"You can't read."
"So..."
“I would get it translated. A Thai version and an English"
"One for the girls and one for the boys," i added
facetiously.
"No, this could be big. Bigger than the Love Guru’s How
to Boom-Boom Thai Girls Handbook. Now that was a
bestseller!” Steve supposed.
“As if you could write something like that”
“You never know, perhaps i could”
“You write it,” i said cuttingly, “I’ll buy it”
"All i was saying mate is that i've been there, i know
exactly what you're going through."
"I’m not going through anything; besides, was Foon a