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Falling in Thai by Michael j Bradley - Gadabout Life

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As we drank beer and played five-ball, the latest Euro chart<br />

hits play<strong>in</strong>g out, Steve blathered on about bus<strong>in</strong>ess. I was surely<br />

subdued.<br />

“I was go<strong>in</strong>g to set up a bus<strong>in</strong>ess sell<strong>in</strong>g steroids onl<strong>in</strong>e <strong>in</strong> the<br />

UK two years ago when i was <strong>in</strong> London”<br />

"I couldn't f<strong>in</strong>d his place. There's a load of pharmacies on the<br />

Sukhumvit"<br />

"Yeah, and they probably all sell roids. I didn't want to say<br />

anyth<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong>front of Omah, you know what those Africans are<br />

like with money. I've got a bus<strong>in</strong>ess plan and i thought you<br />

might like to come <strong>in</strong> on it..."<br />

"Go on..."<br />

"Steroids can be bought over the counter here for a fraction of<br />

the cost overseas. I shipped them to my mates <strong>in</strong> Oz and made a<br />

big mark up... I was th<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>g we could do the same, sell<strong>in</strong>g on<br />

the U.K. market. You could do some of your Internet gagetry,<br />

(Russan email)" I gave him a nod and an expression of<br />

enthusiasm.<br />

“Here’s a sample,” he put a p<strong>in</strong>k pill <strong>in</strong> my hand.<br />

“What is it?”<br />

“Anabol; from Doctor Wong” he said w<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>g. Then he<br />

stroked his cue, cannon<strong>in</strong>g the black off the cushion onto my<br />

red hung over the pocket, knocked it clear <strong>in</strong>to the baulk and<br />

dropped.<br />

“Woo ho. That’s five-nil mate, and another round on you.”<br />

I was absolutely livid as i went to the bar to <strong>by</strong> him yet<br />

another G&T.<br />

“What do you want?” asked Bart.<br />

“Mai <strong>Thai</strong>”<br />

“When you play the shot you’ve got to make sure your<br />

cue<strong>in</strong>g straight; otherwise as you stroke the cue will strike off

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