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Arts and Entertainment<br />
Teen story<br />
running flat<br />
Continued from page 8<br />
personas, but after the second season the show<br />
should have been cancelled.<br />
After graduating high school, the<br />
show goes on following the lives of the six<br />
characters but there is no major plot anymore.<br />
After this the show solely relies on drug and<br />
sex scenes to keep most of its teenage viewers.<br />
The show might have been interesting at<br />
one point but after a while every show should<br />
be cancelled since the story runs flat. It seems<br />
that Gossip Girl has reached this point.<br />
- Ana Adame<br />
“The lavish lifestyle of high-end<br />
New York teenagers and their<br />
treacheries is what keeps this<br />
show afloat.”<br />
‘Wives’ overstay their welcome<br />
Nothing is more obnoxious than the<br />
fake drama of today’s reality shows, especially<br />
the enormous influx of shows about celebrity<br />
wives. It doesn’t matter what time of the<br />
day it is, on VH1 you can find any variation<br />
of these shows. “Mob Wives,” “Basketball<br />
Wives,” “Baseball Wives,” “Football Wives,”<br />
and “Love and Hip Hop” are just a few of<br />
these ridiculous TV<br />
programs. VH1 used<br />
to be full of shows<br />
that were actually<br />
entertaining and<br />
slightly informative<br />
such as their “I<br />
Love the ‘80s” or<br />
“The OCD Project.”<br />
However, VH1 isn’t<br />
the only television<br />
station responsible<br />
for broadcasting<br />
these horrid shows.<br />
Lifetime also has their<br />
own “Army Wives”<br />
on its sixth season, and Bravo has a multitude<br />
of “The Real Housewives.”<br />
Time to Go?<br />
Old shows better than new BET offerings<br />
I’m sure I am not the only one who<br />
is completely annoyed with BET (Black<br />
Entertainment Television) these days. The<br />
cable station constantly plays out movies<br />
that were once our favorites, right? “Love<br />
& Basketball”, “Baby Boy”,” Nora’s Hair<br />
Salon” (which was never anyone’s favorite,<br />
it’s just being worn out too), and now they are<br />
working on ruining a classic, “Poetic Justice.”<br />
Seriously, if I see another movie by Tyler Perry<br />
on BET, whether he’s playing himself or his<br />
character, Madea, I am going to scream.<br />
Does ‘Citaaa! Cita big baby! ‘Cause I’m a<br />
strong black woman! It’s Cita’s World y’all.’<br />
ring a bell? Remember that annoying TV<br />
character that was so loud and obnoxious<br />
that you couldn’t help but laugh at? The<br />
show was called “Cita’s World”, a music<br />
video countdown in which a female animated<br />
character, named Cita, was the host. The<br />
show aired from 1999-2002, which some of<br />
you may vaguely remember.<br />
What about coming home from school,<br />
grabbing a snack, and ignoring your<br />
homework from 4:30 p.m. to 6 p.m. for<br />
“Rap City: The Basement” when Big Tig<br />
(Big Tigger) was the host? The most popular<br />
Renee Graziano of ‘Mob WIves’.<br />
Image courtesy of thebplot.com<br />
rappers would be guests on the show and<br />
sometimes, release their latest video or<br />
promote the release of an album. At the<br />
end of the show, the rapper would go into<br />
the ‘booth’ and freestyle which I’m sure was<br />
everyone’s favorite part. And then there<br />
was watching the rappers sign their names<br />
on the wall in the booth as a way of leaving<br />
their mark. Under Big Tig’s rein, the show<br />
lasted from 1999 to 2005, being replaced by<br />
“The Deal”, which was hosted by Diamond<br />
Kutz and Memphitz. Who are those people?<br />
Exactly. The show barely lasted two years,<br />
from 2008-2010 due to low ratings.<br />
There was also “Access Granted” that<br />
gave viewers behind the scenes footage to<br />
the making of a music artist’s music video<br />
from the clothes and make-up, to the<br />
choreography, and to what weird things they<br />
did in their free time on set. For some reason,<br />
everybody loved getting the inside scoop on<br />
the video that would be released a week or<br />
two later on “106 & Park.” At the end of the<br />
show, the final production of the video was<br />
aired as a ‘world premiere.’<br />
And what about that show our parents<br />
didn’t let us watch? You know the one we<br />
There should be no question as to<br />
why these shows should be cancelled. All<br />
of the “drama” is fake and posed, all of the<br />
women are full of plastic and botox, and<br />
the shows are just downright pointless. Do<br />
we all not have enough drama in our own<br />
lives that we have to go and watch a bunch<br />
of grown women argue and throw drinks<br />
at each other? The<br />
average American<br />
child watches 1500<br />
hours of TV a year,<br />
therefore they are<br />
bound to pick up on<br />
some of the behaviors<br />
of these women, and<br />
that certainly does<br />
not give hope for the<br />
following generations.<br />
These shows should<br />
be cancelled for their<br />
stupidity and the<br />
effects they could<br />
have on younger kids.<br />
In turn, they should be replaced with shows<br />
that were cancelled to make room for these<br />
trashy, plastic wives.<br />
- Cassie Govert<br />
would stay up late to sneak and watch?<br />
“Comic View” was a stand-up comedy<br />
show that showcased upcoming comedy<br />
acts, usually with jokes that were way over<br />
are heads at the time. Although, there was<br />
“Coming to the Stage”, where 13-year-old Lil’<br />
JJ told appropriate jokes and defeated adult<br />
competitors. Yeah, he’s 21 years old now.<br />
Our absolute favorite was “106 & Park.”<br />
Not anymore of course, with the extreme<br />
corniness of Terrence J and the annoying,<br />
whiney voice of Rocsi, the show has become<br />
a joke. The first substitute hosts for the show,<br />
Julissa and Big Tig tried to uphold the show<br />
but they didn’t measure up to the original<br />
hosts, Free and AJ. Didn’t it seem as though<br />
Free and AJ coexisted together in the most<br />
hilarious way? A celebrity that no one cares<br />
about could be a guest on the show and you<br />
could guarantee that Free and AJ would still<br />
provide entertainment.<br />
Now, BET just plays re-runs from early the<br />
early 2000s that weren’t even originated on<br />
the station. I mean, hearing ‘Heyyy Professor<br />
Oglevee!’ used to be entertaining — five to<br />
ten years ago.<br />
-Jalisa Mosley<br />
‘Dance<br />
Moms’ fail<br />
to stay<br />
on pointe<br />
9<br />
There are some pretty bad shows on TV,<br />
but “Dance Moms” is one of the worst.<br />
The show is mostly about a dance teacher<br />
named Abby Lee Miller and the dancers’<br />
moms. The girls aren’t actually an important<br />
part of the show.<br />
Everyone just watches to see Abby and the<br />
moms scream at each other. Even the girls<br />
look at the adults like they’re immature.<br />
Some of the costumes they wear are too<br />
inappropriate for TV. On one episode, the<br />
girls were supposed to be dressed like Las<br />
Vegas showgirls. The backs of their bras were<br />
flesh-colored to give the appearance that they<br />
were naked.<br />
The large, pink feathered fans were also<br />
used to create this illusion. The rest of the<br />
outfit was also super tiny. People were so<br />
upset about their costumes that Lifetime only<br />
showed the episode once and then took it off<br />
the air.<br />
Abby is also a terrible person. She has a<br />
system of ranking the girls. She puts their<br />
pictures on a mirror, in pyramid formation<br />
with the best dancer on top and the worst<br />
dancers on the bottom.<br />
The pictures change every week according<br />
to their behavior and how well they perform.<br />
This could damage their self-esteem.<br />
“Dance Moms” has been harshly criticized,<br />
yet people still watch it. This show is not really<br />
entertaining. People screaming at each other<br />
isn’t pleasing to watch. Neither is little girls<br />
dancing in costumes more suited for older<br />
girls.<br />
Once “Dance Moms” is cancelled, TV will<br />
be a better place.<br />
-Alexandra Woodberry<br />
Abby Lee Miller and her dance students.<br />
Image courtesy of rumorfix.com<br />
“Everyone just watches to see Abby<br />
and the moms scream at each other.”