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Arts and Entertainment<br />

Teen story<br />

running flat<br />

Continued from page 8<br />

personas, but after the second season the show<br />

should have been cancelled.<br />

After graduating high school, the<br />

show goes on following the lives of the six<br />

characters but there is no major plot anymore.<br />

After this the show solely relies on drug and<br />

sex scenes to keep most of its teenage viewers.<br />

The show might have been interesting at<br />

one point but after a while every show should<br />

be cancelled since the story runs flat. It seems<br />

that Gossip Girl has reached this point.<br />

- Ana Adame<br />

“The lavish lifestyle of high-end<br />

New York teenagers and their<br />

treacheries is what keeps this<br />

show afloat.”<br />

‘Wives’ overstay their welcome<br />

Nothing is more obnoxious than the<br />

fake drama of today’s reality shows, especially<br />

the enormous influx of shows about celebrity<br />

wives. It doesn’t matter what time of the<br />

day it is, on VH1 you can find any variation<br />

of these shows. “Mob Wives,” “Basketball<br />

Wives,” “Baseball Wives,” “Football Wives,”<br />

and “Love and Hip Hop” are just a few of<br />

these ridiculous TV<br />

programs. VH1 used<br />

to be full of shows<br />

that were actually<br />

entertaining and<br />

slightly informative<br />

such as their “I<br />

Love the ‘80s” or<br />

“The OCD Project.”<br />

However, VH1 isn’t<br />

the only television<br />

station responsible<br />

for broadcasting<br />

these horrid shows.<br />

Lifetime also has their<br />

own “Army Wives”<br />

on its sixth season, and Bravo has a multitude<br />

of “The Real Housewives.”<br />

Time to Go?<br />

Old shows better than new BET offerings<br />

I’m sure I am not the only one who<br />

is completely annoyed with BET (Black<br />

Entertainment Television) these days. The<br />

cable station constantly plays out movies<br />

that were once our favorites, right? “Love<br />

& Basketball”, “Baby Boy”,” Nora’s Hair<br />

Salon” (which was never anyone’s favorite,<br />

it’s just being worn out too), and now they are<br />

working on ruining a classic, “Poetic Justice.”<br />

Seriously, if I see another movie by Tyler Perry<br />

on BET, whether he’s playing himself or his<br />

character, Madea, I am going to scream.<br />

Does ‘Citaaa! Cita big baby! ‘Cause I’m a<br />

strong black woman! It’s Cita’s World y’all.’<br />

ring a bell? Remember that annoying TV<br />

character that was so loud and obnoxious<br />

that you couldn’t help but laugh at? The<br />

show was called “Cita’s World”, a music<br />

video countdown in which a female animated<br />

character, named Cita, was the host. The<br />

show aired from 1999-2002, which some of<br />

you may vaguely remember.<br />

What about coming home from school,<br />

grabbing a snack, and ignoring your<br />

homework from 4:30 p.m. to 6 p.m. for<br />

“Rap City: The Basement” when Big Tig<br />

(Big Tigger) was the host? The most popular<br />

Renee Graziano of ‘Mob WIves’.<br />

Image courtesy of thebplot.com<br />

rappers would be guests on the show and<br />

sometimes, release their latest video or<br />

promote the release of an album. At the<br />

end of the show, the rapper would go into<br />

the ‘booth’ and freestyle which I’m sure was<br />

everyone’s favorite part. And then there<br />

was watching the rappers sign their names<br />

on the wall in the booth as a way of leaving<br />

their mark. Under Big Tig’s rein, the show<br />

lasted from 1999 to 2005, being replaced by<br />

“The Deal”, which was hosted by Diamond<br />

Kutz and Memphitz. Who are those people?<br />

Exactly. The show barely lasted two years,<br />

from 2008-2010 due to low ratings.<br />

There was also “Access Granted” that<br />

gave viewers behind the scenes footage to<br />

the making of a music artist’s music video<br />

from the clothes and make-up, to the<br />

choreography, and to what weird things they<br />

did in their free time on set. For some reason,<br />

everybody loved getting the inside scoop on<br />

the video that would be released a week or<br />

two later on “106 & Park.” At the end of the<br />

show, the final production of the video was<br />

aired as a ‘world premiere.’<br />

And what about that show our parents<br />

didn’t let us watch? You know the one we<br />

There should be no question as to<br />

why these shows should be cancelled. All<br />

of the “drama” is fake and posed, all of the<br />

women are full of plastic and botox, and<br />

the shows are just downright pointless. Do<br />

we all not have enough drama in our own<br />

lives that we have to go and watch a bunch<br />

of grown women argue and throw drinks<br />

at each other? The<br />

average American<br />

child watches 1500<br />

hours of TV a year,<br />

therefore they are<br />

bound to pick up on<br />

some of the behaviors<br />

of these women, and<br />

that certainly does<br />

not give hope for the<br />

following generations.<br />

These shows should<br />

be cancelled for their<br />

stupidity and the<br />

effects they could<br />

have on younger kids.<br />

In turn, they should be replaced with shows<br />

that were cancelled to make room for these<br />

trashy, plastic wives.<br />

- Cassie Govert<br />

would stay up late to sneak and watch?<br />

“Comic View” was a stand-up comedy<br />

show that showcased upcoming comedy<br />

acts, usually with jokes that were way over<br />

are heads at the time. Although, there was<br />

“Coming to the Stage”, where 13-year-old Lil’<br />

JJ told appropriate jokes and defeated adult<br />

competitors. Yeah, he’s 21 years old now.<br />

Our absolute favorite was “106 & Park.”<br />

Not anymore of course, with the extreme<br />

corniness of Terrence J and the annoying,<br />

whiney voice of Rocsi, the show has become<br />

a joke. The first substitute hosts for the show,<br />

Julissa and Big Tig tried to uphold the show<br />

but they didn’t measure up to the original<br />

hosts, Free and AJ. Didn’t it seem as though<br />

Free and AJ coexisted together in the most<br />

hilarious way? A celebrity that no one cares<br />

about could be a guest on the show and you<br />

could guarantee that Free and AJ would still<br />

provide entertainment.<br />

Now, BET just plays re-runs from early the<br />

early 2000s that weren’t even originated on<br />

the station. I mean, hearing ‘Heyyy Professor<br />

Oglevee!’ used to be entertaining — five to<br />

ten years ago.<br />

-Jalisa Mosley<br />

‘Dance<br />

Moms’ fail<br />

to stay<br />

on pointe<br />

9<br />

There are some pretty bad shows on TV,<br />

but “Dance Moms” is one of the worst.<br />

The show is mostly about a dance teacher<br />

named Abby Lee Miller and the dancers’<br />

moms. The girls aren’t actually an important<br />

part of the show.<br />

Everyone just watches to see Abby and the<br />

moms scream at each other. Even the girls<br />

look at the adults like they’re immature.<br />

Some of the costumes they wear are too<br />

inappropriate for TV. On one episode, the<br />

girls were supposed to be dressed like Las<br />

Vegas showgirls. The backs of their bras were<br />

flesh-colored to give the appearance that they<br />

were naked.<br />

The large, pink feathered fans were also<br />

used to create this illusion. The rest of the<br />

outfit was also super tiny. People were so<br />

upset about their costumes that Lifetime only<br />

showed the episode once and then took it off<br />

the air.<br />

Abby is also a terrible person. She has a<br />

system of ranking the girls. She puts their<br />

pictures on a mirror, in pyramid formation<br />

with the best dancer on top and the worst<br />

dancers on the bottom.<br />

The pictures change every week according<br />

to their behavior and how well they perform.<br />

This could damage their self-esteem.<br />

“Dance Moms” has been harshly criticized,<br />

yet people still watch it. This show is not really<br />

entertaining. People screaming at each other<br />

isn’t pleasing to watch. Neither is little girls<br />

dancing in costumes more suited for older<br />

girls.<br />

Once “Dance Moms” is cancelled, TV will<br />

be a better place.<br />

-Alexandra Woodberry<br />

Abby Lee Miller and her dance students.<br />

Image courtesy of rumorfix.com<br />

“Everyone just watches to see Abby<br />

and the moms scream at each other.”

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