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Goodbye 'Pork Pie' - Greg Hallett and Spymaster

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272 New Zeal<strong>and</strong> – A Blackmailer’s Guide<br />

I’ve lost everything that was me . . . Now I’m . . . trying to live a normal life . . .<br />

It’s exciting . . . I went to Unitec, I have a degree in international communications<br />

. . . Like Millie said . . . we are now functioning human beings.”<br />

The Herald on Sunday article confirmed a lot of what I’d been<br />

recording, but it didn’ go far enough so they followed this up the next<br />

day with a ‘Close Up’ TV programme (7–7.30 pm, Monday 22 October<br />

2007) where Mark Sainsbury interviewed Millie Elder sympathetically.<br />

Mark now holds the timeslot <strong>and</strong> programme Paul Holmes used to run,<br />

so it was all very in-house again.<br />

Mark Sainsbury: “When did it take hold?”<br />

Millie Elder: “I kind of played around with it for a couple of years,<br />

but from my 18th birthday.”<br />

Mark Sainsbury: “How much were you doing?”<br />

Millie Elder: “Maybe $1000 a day . . . you didn’t have to pay for it.”<br />

Mark Sainsbury: “So you didn’t have to pay for it?”<br />

Millie Elder: “Not all the time . . . it was so available . . . a decent<br />

amount every day . . . sometimes several times a day . . . I wouldn’t let<br />

myself come down . . . I was high on ‘Deal or No Deal’ . . . I moved out<br />

of home <strong>and</strong> didn’t have much contact with my family at all . . . He<br />

doesn’t see me as his stepdaughter. I see him as my dad . . . I’ve always<br />

been a daddy’s girl.”<br />

On 19 October 2007 I went to one of my local dairies <strong>and</strong> the shop<br />

attendant relayed this conversation to me . . . “A girl, around 19, she<br />

came in <strong>and</strong> she said: “Oh, look. There’s that slapper Millie on the cover<br />

of another magazine. I’m sick of that bitch. I was walking down the street<br />

with a group of girls when we were all at school together <strong>and</strong> Millie gave<br />

me the eye then came back <strong>and</strong> started bashing us. Then she grabbed a<br />

total stranger <strong>and</strong> had sex with him in the portaloo on the side of the<br />

road . . . <strong>and</strong> Paul Holmes, he is into every drug. I know that for a fact.”<br />

I went back there on 21 October <strong>and</strong> they said: “All the kids come<br />

in here <strong>and</strong> they all refer to her as ‘anal-lover’. Millie takes it up the arse<br />

for anyone.”<br />

Millie Elder <strong>and</strong> Keita Nobilo are now the poster girls for ‘Say No to<br />

P’. This is interesting because neither of them have any talent, the police<br />

introduced P, <strong>and</strong> Paul is a P user <strong>and</strong> the Washington Programmer.<br />

Paul Holmes is New Zeal<strong>and</strong>’s leading programmer. He was

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