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PUERTO VALLARTA<br />
<strong>CITY</strong> <strong>PAPER</strong><br />
ISSUE 179 SATURDAY 24 MARCH, 2012 FRIDAY 30<br />
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AREA: 1,300 sq. kilometers<br />
POPULATION: Approx. 325,000<br />
inhabitants<br />
CLIMATE: Tropical, humid, with<br />
an average of 300 sunny days per year.<br />
The temperature averages 28oC (82oF) and the rainy season extends from late<br />
June to early October.<br />
FAUNA: Nearby Sierra Vallejo<br />
hosts a great variety of animal species<br />
such as iguana, guacamaya, deer,<br />
raccoon, etc.<br />
SANCTUARIES: Bahía de<br />
Banderas encloses two Marine<br />
National Parks - Los Arcos and the<br />
Marieta Islands - where diving is<br />
Need to Know<br />
If you’ve been meaning to find a little information on the region,<br />
but never quite got around to it, we hope that the following will help.<br />
Look at the map in this issue, you will note that PV (as the locals call<br />
it) is on the west coast of Mexico, in the middle of the Bay of Banderas,<br />
the largest bay in this country, that includes southern part of the state<br />
of Nayarit to the north and the northern part of Jalisco to the south.<br />
Thanks to its privileged location -sheltered by the Sierra Madre<br />
mountains- the Bay is well protected against the hurricanes spawned<br />
in the Pacific. Hurricane Kenna came close on October 25, 2002,<br />
but actually touched down in San Blas, Nayarit, some 200 miles<br />
north of PV. The town sits on the same parallel as the Hawaiian<br />
Islands, thus the similarities in the climate of the two destinations.<br />
allowed under certain circumstances<br />
but fishing of any kind is prohibited.<br />
Every year, the Bay receives the visit<br />
of the humpback whales, dolphins and<br />
manta rays in the winter. During the<br />
summer, sea turtles, a protected species,<br />
arrive to its shores to lay their eggs.<br />
ECONOMY: Local economy is<br />
based mainly on tourism, construction<br />
and to a lesser degree, on agriculture,<br />
mainly tropical fruit such as mango,<br />
papaya, watermelon, pineapple,<br />
guanabana, cantaloupe and bananas.<br />
CURRENCY: The Mexican Peso is<br />
the legal currency in Mexico although<br />
Canadian and American dollars are<br />
widely accepted.<br />
BUSES: A system of urban buses<br />
with different routes. Current fare is<br />
$6.50 Pesos per ticket and passengers<br />
must purchase a new ticket every time<br />
they board another bus. There are no<br />
“transfers”.<br />
TAXIS: There are set rates within<br />
defined zones of the town. Do not enter<br />
a taxi without agreeing on the price with<br />
the driver FIRST. If you are staying in a<br />
hotel, you may want to check the rates<br />
usually posted in the lobby. Also, if you<br />
know which restaurant you want to go,<br />
do not let the driver change your mind.<br />
Many restaurateurs pay <strong>com</strong>missions to<br />
taxi drivers and you may end up paying<br />
more than you should, in a second-rate<br />
establishment! There are 2 kinds of taxi<br />
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cabs: those at the airport and the maritime<br />
port are usually vans that can only be<br />
boarded there. They have pre-fixed rates<br />
per passenger. City cabs are yellow cars<br />
that charge by the ride, not by passenger.<br />
When you ask to go downtown, many<br />
drivers let you off at the beginning of the<br />
area, near Hidalgo Park. However, your<br />
fare covers the ENTIRE central area, so<br />
why walk 10 to 15 blocks to the main<br />
plaza, the Church or the flea market?<br />
Pick up a free map, and insist on your full<br />
value from the driver! Note the number<br />
of your taxi in case of any problem, or<br />
if you forget something in the cab. Then<br />
your hotel or travel rep can help you<br />
check it out or lodge a <strong>com</strong>plaint.<br />
TIME ZONE: The entire State of<br />
Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the<br />
southern part of the State of Nayarit<br />
- from San Blas in the north through<br />
to the Ameca River, i.e.: San Blas,<br />
San Pancho, Sayulita, Punta Mita, La<br />
Cruz de Huanacaxtle, Bucerías, Nuevo<br />
Vallarta, etc.)<br />
TELEPHONE CALLS: Always<br />
check on the cost of long distance<br />
calls from your hotel room. Some<br />
establishments charge as much as U.S.<br />
$7.00 per minute!<br />
CELL PHONES: Most cellular<br />
phones from the U.S. and Canada may<br />
be programmed for local use, through<br />
Telcel and IUSAcell, the local carriers.<br />
To dial cell to cell, use the prefix 322,<br />
then the seven digit number of the<br />
person you’re calling. Omit the prefix if<br />
dialling a land line.<br />
LOCAL CUSTOMS: Tipping<br />
is usually 10%-15% of the bill at<br />
restaurants and bars. Tip bellboys, taxis,<br />
waiters, maids, etc. depending on the<br />
service. Taking a siesta is a Mexican<br />
tradition. Some businesses and offices<br />
close from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m., reopening<br />
until 7 p.m. or later. In restaurants, it is<br />
considered poor manners to present the<br />
check before it is requested, so when<br />
you’re ready to leave, ask «La cuenta,<br />
por favor» and your bill will be delivered<br />
to you.<br />
MONEY EXCHANGE: Although<br />
you may have to wait in line for a few<br />
minutes, remember that the banks will<br />
give you a higher rate of exchange than<br />
the exchange booths (caja de cambio).<br />
Better yet, if you have a «bank card»,<br />
withdraw funds from your account back<br />
home. Try to avoid exchanging money at<br />
your hotel. Traditionally, those offer the<br />
worst rates.<br />
WHAT TO DO: Even if your allinclusive<br />
hotel is everything you ever<br />
dreamed of, you should experience at<br />
least a little of all that Vallarta has to<br />
offer - it is truly a condensed version of<br />
all that is Mexican and existed before<br />
«Planned Tourist Resorts», such as<br />
Cancun, Los Cabos and Ixtapa, were<br />
developed. Millions have been spent to<br />
ensure that the original “small town”<br />
flavor is maintained downtown, in the<br />
Old Town and on the South Side.<br />
DRINKING WATER: The false<br />
belief that a Mexican vacation must<br />
inevitably lead to an encounter with<br />
Moctezuma’s revenge is just that:<br />
false. For the 17 th year in a row, Puerto<br />
Vallarta’s water has been awarded<br />
a certification of purity for human<br />
consumption. It is one of only two<br />
cities in Mexico that can boast of such<br />
ac<strong>com</strong>plishment. True, the quality of<br />
the water tested at the purification plant<br />
varies greatly from what <strong>com</strong>es out of<br />
the tap at the other end. So do be careful.<br />
On the other hand, most large hotels<br />
have their own purification equipment<br />
and most restaurants use purified water.<br />
If you want to be doubly sure, you can<br />
pick up purified bottled water just about<br />
anywhere.<br />
EXPORTING PETS: Canadian and<br />
American tourists often fall in love with<br />
one of the many stray dogs and cats in<br />
Vallarta. Many would like to bring it<br />
back with them, but believe that the laws<br />
do not allow them to do so. Wrong. If<br />
you would like to bring a cat or a dog<br />
back home, call the local animal shelter<br />
for more info: 293-3690.<br />
LOCAL SIGHTSEEING: A good<br />
beginning would be to take one of the City<br />
Tours offered by the local tour agencies.<br />
Before boarding, make sure you have a<br />
map and take note of the places you want<br />
to return to. Then venture off the beaten<br />
path. Explore a little. Go farther than the<br />
tour bus takes you. And don’t worry -<br />
this is a safe place.
Dear Madam,<br />
Your Comments<br />
letters@pvmirror.<strong>com</strong><br />
I have enjoyed so much the performances<br />
of the Xiulta dancers that I want to express<br />
here my gratitude, and admiration for these<br />
young dancers and for Señor Professor Enrique<br />
Barrios y Limon.<br />
I am no expert in folk dancing, nor in ballet,<br />
but I have been to several great performances<br />
of folk dancing and ballet in Europe, Africa,<br />
Asia, the Caribbean and Latin America. The<br />
expertise, the artful, beautifully choreographed<br />
various pieces presented to us on Friday night at<br />
the Lazaro Cardenas Park cannot be surpassed<br />
even by the very good Ukrainian dancers.<br />
The typical Mexican folk pieces are superb,<br />
and we never get tired of seeing many<br />
times BOLERO. To top it all, these great<br />
performances are free. In so many places it<br />
costs a fortune to attend them.<br />
I hope that my husband, myself and my<br />
friends will have the pleasure to be entertained<br />
so royally by the Xiutla dancers for many years<br />
to <strong>com</strong>e. We plan to return every winter for an<br />
extended period of time to PV, and hope that<br />
the Xiutla dancers will continue to be part of<br />
our lives here, in the best place for Canadian<br />
frozen turistas to <strong>com</strong>e to stay away from the<br />
frigid temperature.<br />
Evita Craan, Toronto<br />
Dear Editor,<br />
The letter about bus drivers on the South<br />
Shore (Issue 176) caught my attention.<br />
It seems bus schedules have changed but<br />
the riding public hasn’t been informed. For<br />
example, the Marina Vallarta buses are only<br />
running every 30 minutes (according to the<br />
drivers) which results in the buses being so<br />
crowded that they bypass most stops. Waiting<br />
30 minutes is bad enough, but to then have a<br />
full bus drive by... this is ridiculous! Also, at<br />
the south end of the Marina route, the buses<br />
are going out through the small tunnel on the<br />
Libramiento to park / return to town (they<br />
aren’t picking up riders until they get back into<br />
town). Because of this route, several bus stops<br />
in the south end are bypassed and riders have to<br />
walk many more blocks to a parada.<br />
I’m sure tourists and locals would like to see<br />
a few more buses on this route – even if only<br />
during “peak” hours.<br />
M. M.<br />
Dear Editor,<br />
According to Anna’s column in Issue No. 177<br />
of the Mirror, the Department of Ecology is going<br />
to reforest Olas Altas.<br />
When I moved to the Emiliano Zapata<br />
neighborhood 18 years ago, same year as her,<br />
Calle Ignacio L. Vallarta was lined with trees<br />
from the bridge to Basilio Badillo. One of the<br />
best things about this street was the trees - they<br />
absorbed the traffic noise and the air pollution.<br />
If the Dept. of Ecology wants to reforest, how<br />
about I.L. Vallarta - an area abundant with cement,<br />
traffic and tourists? Too bad they didn’t think<br />
about this BEFORE the sidewalks were rebuilt.<br />
Such a Shame!<br />
Dear Editor,<br />
I took random pictures when we where watching<br />
the construction on Insurgentes. The guy in the<br />
white muscle shirt and the white hair is my<br />
husband Bill ...giving the MEN AT WORK an<br />
Ontario Canadian hand. Although our Spanish is<br />
minimal, we are all God’s children and enjoyed<br />
the experience.<br />
I did not get permission from any of the<br />
construction workers as I cannot speak that well<br />
but hey, they were MEN AT WORK! Bill bought<br />
the crew a beer and we continued on our way...<br />
Making new friends is the PV way of life.<br />
Warm regards,<br />
J. G.<br />
Dear Editor,<br />
Thank you for publishing my letter on the<br />
Russian Ballet in the 176 edition of the PV Mirror.<br />
I returned to Canada on March 3, 2012 and<br />
have only read said edition this week, online.<br />
Unfortunately, due to my oversight, the key<br />
word “no” was accidentally left out in the third<br />
Please go to next page for continuation...<br />
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Sound Off 3
4<br />
Continued from previous page...<br />
Sound Off<br />
to last sentence, which should have read “At the<br />
<strong>com</strong>pletion of the performance, there were NO<br />
announcements thanking the <strong>com</strong>pany for the<br />
outstanding performance…” This gave a totally<br />
different meaning to the article and the <strong>com</strong>ments<br />
directed to the management and administration of the<br />
Teatro Vallarta. As written, it gave them credit which<br />
they don’t deserve. I apologize for my oversight and<br />
giving credit where it was not deserved.<br />
JHS<br />
Ottawa Ontario<br />
Dear Editor...<br />
Apparently I’m not the only one <strong>com</strong>plaining about<br />
barking dogs [PV Mirror Issues 174 & 177].<br />
Why anyone would want a dog that barks incessantly<br />
is beyond me!<br />
Nevertheless, one or two people in the neighborhood<br />
seem to have rights (letting their dogs bark at all hours)<br />
that the rest of us don’t have (a little peace and quiet).<br />
There are laws to prevent excess noise from<br />
restaurants and bars - why is this any different? The<br />
Department of Ecology won’t contact the owners, the<br />
Police say it’s not their problem and the Tourist Office<br />
doesn’t care. So, what’s the answer? My neighbors<br />
want to poison them… or move. Neither is a good<br />
option. If Vallarta is really as civilized as they claim,<br />
get the authorities to take responsibility for solving<br />
this problem - QUICKLY!!<br />
Angry? U Betcha!!<br />
A tired resident<br />
Dear Editor,<br />
If people are distressed about dog barking, there<br />
are 3 anti-bark devices which I have tried with some<br />
success. I have neighbors that live closer to the dogs,<br />
they put them out for me, they work better. They<br />
register the bark and put out an inaudible noise only<br />
for the length of time of the actual bark. That is only<br />
heard by dogs, but they do not like it.<br />
These machines <strong>com</strong>e in 50 ft., 30 ft., 20 ft., and a<br />
portable one you can carry, about the size of an old cell<br />
phone. They all work, but the use must be consistent,<br />
for at least a month, to fully train the dogs. They are<br />
not cheap, but definitely do help. If you are in reach<br />
of the dog, I have neighbors that used a water gun.<br />
Now they don’t even have to use it. They just open<br />
their patio door and the dogs get silent. Water will not<br />
hurt a dog. Often just saying “CALLATE!” (ca ya teh)<br />
will help, but ac<strong>com</strong>pany it with a clap of your hands.<br />
After a while, the dog will associate the clap of your<br />
hands with the <strong>com</strong>mand that it already (I guarantee)<br />
has heard previously. Good luck.<br />
Trainers use these barking devices. If it is your<br />
dog, there are collars that emit a very light shock,<br />
that can be turned down to almost nothing, just to<br />
get their attention. It must be kept on for at least a<br />
month to train the dog and must not be removed or<br />
it confuses the poor animal. Go online to Bark Free,<br />
and dog trainer products. I ordered 2 from Amazon<br />
and 2 from an airline purchasing magazine.<br />
I live here year round in Emiliano Zapata.<br />
Pat<br />
Dear Editor,<br />
I think it must be almost 7 years ago that I first<br />
heard about a young lad from England who was<br />
living here in Puerto Vallarta and making British<br />
Pies! I was one his very first customers and we<br />
buy even more now from him. Of course I am<br />
talking about Mark Hughes who is the owner of<br />
The Leek and Thistle Pie Company!<br />
We were so thrilled to be able to get real British<br />
Steak & Kidney pies, Cornish Pasties, etc. Now<br />
Mark has his Pie Shop on Hamburgo, just around<br />
the corner from Costco and he also has a spot at<br />
the wonderful Farmers’ Market at the Paradise<br />
Community Center - opposite Coco’s Kitchen.<br />
The “wares” are better than ever - with some of<br />
the most tasty additions. The newest is Mark’s<br />
“Fisherman’s Pie”! What a delicious option - when<br />
one doesn’t feel like cooking. Just pop one or two<br />
in the oven and there you have the yummiest meal.<br />
If you have any cravings for a Taste of Old<br />
England , give Mark a call 224-6670 or 322-116-<br />
9908 or pop into the Pie Shop or stop by on a<br />
Saturday morning at the Market!<br />
You won’t go wrong.<br />
H. K.<br />
Dear Editor,<br />
Wishing is Free - I wish all bars and restaurants<br />
and tour boats would turn their music systems to<br />
half. They have it so loud you can’t talk to people<br />
next to you. Same with the sport bars… 5 TVs,<br />
all on a different channel. And get rid of all the<br />
urinal troughs. Most people will go back to places<br />
with nice clean bathrooms. And stop playing the<br />
rap music with all the bad four-letter words in it…<br />
leezer8<br />
That’s a lot of wishful thinking, leezer!<br />
I hope some of your wishes <strong>com</strong>e true, for<br />
everyone’s sake.<br />
The Ed.<br />
Please go to page 17 for continuation...<br />
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Publisher / Editor:<br />
Allyna Vineberg<br />
avineberg@yahoo.<strong>com</strong><br />
Contributors:<br />
Anna Reisman<br />
Joe Harrington<br />
Giselle Belanger<br />
Krystal Frost<br />
Ali Hernandez<br />
Harriet Murray<br />
Gil Gevins<br />
Gretchen DeWitt<br />
Janie Albright Blank<br />
Ric Lehman<br />
Office: 223-1128<br />
Graphic Designer:<br />
Leo Robby R. R.<br />
Webmaster:<br />
<strong>PVMirror</strong> Online Team<br />
This week’s cover - stylized:<br />
“The new Malecon”<br />
www.visitpuertovallarta.<strong>com</strong><br />
PV Mirror es una publicación semanal.<br />
Certificados de licitud de título y<br />
contenido en tramite.<br />
Prohibida la reproducción<br />
total o parcial de su contenido,<br />
imágenes y/o fotografías sin previa<br />
autorización por escrito del editor.
July opening for PV Hilton<br />
The new hotel will be the first of the Hilton<br />
brand in Mexico to have an all-inclusive<br />
concept and the 259 rooms will offer luxury and<br />
executive Honeymoon suites with modern decor,<br />
luxury amenities, artwork and spectacular views<br />
of the mountains and Banderas Bay shared by<br />
Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit. It will also<br />
include convention and banquets facilities with<br />
capacity for 600 people. The project was brought<br />
to fruition through a franchise development<br />
agreement with the Santa Fe Hotel Group.<br />
The new hotel is built in an outstanding<br />
location near the Port Authority, 10 minutes from<br />
downtown and 10 minutes from the airport, with<br />
stylish avant-garde architecture and a beautiful<br />
design that en<strong>com</strong>passes all of the senses.<br />
For the 7 th year in a row, the Tateike Huichol <strong>com</strong>munity from San<br />
Andrés Cohamiata, Jalisco, is visiting Puerto Vallarta until March 31 st ,<br />
providing visitors and locals ample opportunity to learn about their rituals<br />
and traditions.<br />
As in years past, fifty Huichol artists are featuring their artistry at Plaza<br />
Caracol daily, from 10 am - 8 pm. Several documentaries featuring the<br />
Huichol will be showcased daily from 6 - 8 pm, and traditional music<br />
will be performed 7 - 8 pm. Finally, unique ceremonies will take place<br />
on Saturday afternoons. Plaza Caracol is located on Francisco Medina<br />
Ascencio in the Hotel Zone.<br />
As part of the Festival, documentary films will be shown from 6 to 8 p.m.,<br />
illustrating a little of the Wixárika lifestyle and its customs.<br />
Saturday, 24 th at 6 p.m.: Híkuri Neixa ceremony<br />
Saturday, 31 st at 6 p.m.: Tatei Neixa ceremony<br />
Daily from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m.: Exhibit and sale<br />
Daily from 7 to 8 p.m.: Traditional and regional music<br />
(Source: Nora Ocegueda – visitvallarta.<strong>com</strong>)<br />
This all-inclusive facility is being built by Elias<br />
Elias A R Architects, a world-class <strong>com</strong>pany<br />
selected by the Santa Fe Hotel Group, which<br />
is responsible for creating the elements of<br />
enjoyment, relaxation and <strong>com</strong>fort for all the<br />
guests.<br />
For Hilton, the Latin American destinations<br />
remain a key development factor as the brand<br />
expands with rapid global growth.<br />
Rolando Miravete, G.M. of the Hilton Puerto<br />
Vallarta, said the brand will provide an attractive<br />
product for the destination, especially in the<br />
group travel market from the U.S. and Canada,<br />
without neglecting the domestic tourism market.<br />
He added that this Hilton which will open in<br />
July, 2012, represents an investment of $40<br />
Million Dollars. A formal presentation of the<br />
hotel is scheduled for Saturday, March 24 th , to<br />
tour operators, tourism industry representatives,<br />
authorities and the press in general - one day<br />
before the start of the Tianguis 2012 International<br />
Tourism Trade Fair, to take advantage of the<br />
presence of tour operators, authorities and media<br />
who will be attending the event.<br />
For the opening day, the hotel already has<br />
bookings of groups from the U.S. and Canada,<br />
hence the hotel group owner has decided to bet<br />
heavily on group travel market, both in Mexico<br />
and abroad.<br />
Wixaritari Tateikie Festival returns to PV<br />
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Within PV 5
6<br />
Within PV<br />
IFC Spanish classes receive rave reviews<br />
JANIE ALBRIGHT BLANK<br />
For many years one of the most popular<br />
offerings of the International Friendship Club<br />
(IFC) has been the Spanish classes offered there<br />
each week. These classes are unique because<br />
one need not sign up in advance nor do you<br />
need to <strong>com</strong>mit to a full course. The classes<br />
are basically of a “drop in” nature where those<br />
visiting for a week, a month, or the winter can<br />
<strong>com</strong>e to a class and bone up on their skills or<br />
start at the beginning if you have no previous<br />
background in Spanish. As a matter of fact<br />
my first introduction to the IFC was when a<br />
neighbor took me to a Spanish class there in<br />
2004.<br />
The IFC has been blessed with some talented<br />
teachers over the years but four years ago<br />
there was an opening and the IFC chose Zuri<br />
Aguirre, a native of Tepic, Mexico, to take on<br />
the Spanish program. Zuri teaches Spanish at<br />
the IFC and also gives private lessons. Zuri studied “Turismo” at<br />
Tepic in the Universidad Autonoma de Nayarit, and then obtained<br />
an M.A. at the Universidad de Guadalajara, in Guadalajara. While<br />
studying tourism, Zuri also studied English, French and Italian. In<br />
addition she took courses for teaching languages (methodology to<br />
teach foreign languages). Zuri has a lot of experience in teaching<br />
English, Italian, and Spanish as second languages. She used to teach<br />
English at the Universidad Autonoma de Nayarit. Tepic’s loss was<br />
by<br />
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Puerto Vallarta’s gain when Zuri moved here with her husband,<br />
Riccardo Caffarella, an Italian architect working in PV.<br />
The classes are taught 3 days a week and are divided into levels.<br />
Monday is more basic with Beginning, Intermediate, and Advanced<br />
classes being taught, then on Tuesdays the same levels are taught<br />
but the lessons at each level are more advanced. Thursdays<br />
are practice days and the lesson takes on a more lighthearted<br />
approach with games and class interaction. There is also a new<br />
conversation group on Monday afternoons. Zuri has expanded the<br />
program offerings because of their popularity. It is not unusual<br />
for 30 students to be in a class during the high season. Classes<br />
were just $60 pesos for an IFC member or<br />
$80 pesos for a non-member this year for a<br />
class lasting an hour and a quarter. No text<br />
book is required and Zuri supplies useful<br />
handouts to her students. Classes are held at<br />
the IFC Clubhouse at the northeast corner of<br />
the Rio Cuale Bridge on Insurgentes above<br />
the HSBC Bank. For more information and<br />
class schedules you can contact the IFC at<br />
222-5466 or on their website at ifcvallarta.<br />
<strong>com</strong><br />
Zuri says, “I love teaching. I have<br />
developed my own methodology in teaching<br />
Spanish based on my studies and experience.<br />
I use eclectic techniques with a humanistic<br />
approach that allows students to feel selfconfident<br />
to learn and <strong>com</strong>municate.”<br />
Anyone who has taken lessons with Zuri will<br />
tell you she is a gifted teacher and a talented<br />
linguist. When the IFC classes end with<br />
Semana Santa (Holy week) each year, many of her students go<br />
back to the US and Canada and have little opportunity to maintain<br />
their language skills. With this in mind, Zuri has developed online<br />
classes using Skype, “I think many of my students would like to<br />
continue practicing while they are not in PV.” If you have an<br />
interest in continuing Spanish lessons over the summer, you can<br />
contact Zuri for more details at: zuriblue@hotmail.<strong>com</strong>
About the “Tianguis Turistico Mexico 2012”…<br />
Mexico’s most important travel industry<br />
event, “Tianguis Turistico Mexico 2012”, is<br />
being held in a new region for the first time in<br />
37 years: Riviera Nayarit and Puerto Vallarta,<br />
the latter’s International Convention Center to be<br />
exact, which offers over 23,400 square meters of<br />
exhibition floor, ample space for<br />
the 6,000 expected participants.<br />
The Tianguis is jointly held by the<br />
two destinations from March 25 th to<br />
28 th , with special deals, events and<br />
other opportunities offered as a way<br />
of encouraging travel professionals<br />
to stay on and explore the region.<br />
“Tianguis Turistico Mexico” was<br />
originally created in order to provide<br />
an outlet for individuals in the tourism sector of<br />
the economy, to learn about and collaborate on<br />
a number of different tourism issues including:<br />
culture, luxury, adventure tourism, and business.<br />
For 36 years, this important travel industry<br />
event was held in Acapulco, but tourism officials<br />
decided to make it an itinerant event, celebrated in<br />
a different Mexican destination each year. Puerto<br />
Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit have teamed up under<br />
the slogan “Two Paradises, One Destination,”<br />
and promise to offer attendees an experience that<br />
<strong>com</strong>bines the best of each.<br />
The first annual “ArteVida”<br />
fundraiser in Puerto Vallarta will<br />
be held Friday, March 30 th at the<br />
beautiful Casa Corona downtown.<br />
This will be a glamorous evening<br />
and an exciting chance to meet<br />
the artists and purchase great art<br />
by well-known artists at below<br />
gallery prices.<br />
The evening includes a delicious<br />
cocktail buffet catered by the very<br />
popular restaurant, Benitto’s,<br />
enticing live and silent auctions,<br />
music by the very talented tenor<br />
and guitarist, Armando Silva, and<br />
dancing under the stars to a great<br />
DJ. Complimentary valet parking<br />
will be available.<br />
A 50 percent increase in the number of buyers<br />
is expected for this year’s “Tianguis Turistico<br />
Mexico”, the country’s main tourism fair.<br />
The word tianguis means marketplace in the<br />
ancient Nahuatl language, and this event brings<br />
together tourism businesses, major national and<br />
international buyers, airlines and<br />
hotels for four days of meetings,<br />
conferences and receptions.<br />
At a recent press conference on<br />
the event, the organizers expressed<br />
the hope that the fair will include<br />
a series of activities that will make<br />
this edition the most successful<br />
in history, seeing that 30 percent<br />
more countries had signed up.<br />
Andres Hernandez Miguel Arteaga, President of<br />
PV ‘s Association of Hotels & Motels reported that<br />
during the next 14 months, no less than 47 national<br />
and international events will be held in Puerto<br />
Vallarta, among them the World Economic Forum.<br />
Hernández stated they hope to attain 93%<br />
occupancy during the 14 days before and after the<br />
Tianguis. The two destinations are working together<br />
to make the conference an ideal opportunity for<br />
participants to enjoy the attractions the entire<br />
region has to offer its visitors.<br />
ArteVida Fundraiser for PEACE<br />
Participating artists from<br />
Puerto Vallarta, San Miguel de<br />
Allende, Mexico City, Nayarit and<br />
Guadalajara who have donated to<br />
“ArteVida” include: Tomas Burkey;<br />
Vladimir Cora; Dra. Gabriela de<br />
la Vega; Mara Diaz; Steve Fischer:<br />
Jesse Izak; Zacarias Páez; Page<br />
Railsback; Gerardo Ruiz, with<br />
more to be added. For photos<br />
and descriptions of some of the<br />
participating artists, please visit<br />
http://peaceartevida.wordpress.<strong>com</strong>/<br />
Other sensational auction items<br />
include:<br />
- 5 nights for two at the heavenly<br />
La Casa Encantada in Patzcuaro,<br />
www.lacasaencantada.<strong>com</strong><br />
SATURDAY 24 MARCH, 2012 FRIDAY 30<br />
- 2 nights for two at the gorgeous<br />
Hacienda el Carmen, 45 minutes<br />
outside of Guadalajara www.<br />
haciendaelcarmen.mx.<strong>com</strong><br />
- 2 nights for two in the beautiful<br />
casitas at Playa Rosa in Careyes<br />
www.careyes.<strong>com</strong><br />
- 2 nights for two in a charming<br />
palapa on the beach at Hotel Lagunita<br />
in Yelapa www.hotellagunita.<strong>com</strong><br />
- One night for 8 persons at the<br />
fabulous Villa Mandarinas www.<br />
villamandarinas.<strong>com</strong><br />
- Jewelry designed by master<br />
goldsmith Anthony Garzino www.<br />
anthonygarzino.<strong>com</strong><br />
- Jewelry donated by Melissa<br />
Suneson, owner of Daniel Espinosa<br />
Within PV 7<br />
- Half-day of fishing on Louis<br />
Drake’s 30-foot panga, the<br />
“Babalu”<br />
- Art donated by Vladimir Cora<br />
Tickets - $750. pesos p/p, on<br />
sale at the PEACE boutique<br />
in Plaza Romy (Madero & L.<br />
Cárdenas streets); Benitto’s<br />
restaurant in the Marina; Puerco<br />
Azul on Constitución, or from<br />
Carolyn Brussard-Lamb, Maria<br />
O’Connor, Gabriela Roman,<br />
Indalesio Sanchez, Fernando<br />
Valerio or Gretchen DeWitt.<br />
All profits will benefit PEACE<br />
education programs and spay/<br />
neuter clinics in Puerto Vallarta.<br />
www.peacemexico.org
8<br />
Within PV<br />
About the pets…<br />
Sterilizations: In Cruz de<br />
Huanacaxtle, March 7-10 – Dogs: 33<br />
females, 6 males. Cats: 6 females, 4<br />
males. Total: 49.<br />
Adoptions: Friday, March 9 th ,<br />
Angelica of AngeliCat brought in a<br />
cardboard box with 6 one- or twoday<br />
old kittens that she found in the<br />
trash near her home. Volunteers<br />
were bottle feeding them while I<br />
was there. I went to the Isla Cuale<br />
earlier in the morning for the<br />
beautiful orange and white tame cat<br />
with different colored eyes and a<br />
pierced ear, indicating that she was<br />
spayed. I took her to Plaza Caracol<br />
but as she was not adopted, Angela<br />
took the cat back to her refuge. The<br />
Acopio sent down dogs and puppies<br />
for the first time in weeks. I saw<br />
one pretty beige female Lab mix<br />
adopted and gave the young woman<br />
my PEACE card so she can contact<br />
me re spay/neuter schedule. None<br />
of the puppies from the Acopio are<br />
ever sterilized before being adopted.<br />
Happily, the white poodle mix<br />
missing an eye was adopted, as were<br />
two unsterilized puppies. The two<br />
unadopted dogs were returned to<br />
the pound. Angelica took 3 puppies<br />
to a foster home. Because of severe<br />
by<br />
GRETCHEN DeWITT<br />
hydration, one was taken to Dr.<br />
Peña and diagnosed with parvo, a<br />
potentially deadly virus. This is an<br />
extremely <strong>com</strong>mon occurrence for<br />
puppies and adult dogs who have<br />
spent time at the pound (Centro de<br />
Acopio). The other two puppies<br />
were also diagnosed with parvo.<br />
These cases are sad reminders of<br />
the supreme important of a mass<br />
sterilization program. Angelica<br />
also found homes for 5 cats at Plaza<br />
Caracol on Friday and Saturday.<br />
Also adopted: “Channel”, the<br />
rescued 4-month old Chihuahua mix<br />
that was in a foster home - via PV<br />
Animal on Facebook, “Cleo”, the<br />
rescued mama dog with a severely<br />
dislocated leg. Eleven<br />
of her thirteen puppies that were<br />
born at the Acopio died of distemper.<br />
Debora Trepanier in Clear Water,<br />
British Columbia, saw her photo and<br />
read her story on Facebook under<br />
“PV Animal” and sent for her. Cleo<br />
flew to Vancouver on Wednesday,<br />
where Debora was waiting for her.<br />
She is taking a month off of work in<br />
order to spend that time with Cleo. A<br />
very happy ending for Cleo.<br />
“Frida” and “Maya”, “Angel”’s<br />
last two surviving puppies, another<br />
SATURDAY 24 MARCH, 2012 FRIDAY 30<br />
Acopio rescue mama dog. From<br />
Melissa Floca, PEACE Board<br />
member, who fostered Angel and her<br />
6 puppies born at the Acopio: “All of<br />
the puppies now have homes. Wow!<br />
What a lesson in the importance of<br />
spay/neuter! And the horrible reality<br />
of the acopio. The whole thing was<br />
a tremendous amount of work and<br />
very expensive. Also extremely sad<br />
to see the 3 puppies die of distemper.<br />
It took almost four months, the help<br />
of three vets, two dog trainers, and<br />
many other animal lovers to take care<br />
of them and find them homes. Pretty<br />
inspiring. So glad you accidentally<br />
asked me to help with this.”<br />
Lost: Medium-size male dog<br />
found at the airport by Sara of<br />
Sayulita Animals. If you know<br />
this dog, please contact her at<br />
sayulitanmals@hotmail.<strong>com</strong><br />
Need rescuing: Young male<br />
Beagle mix abandoned by its owner<br />
in colonia Aramara, where there have<br />
been several pet poisonings recently.<br />
He was on Callejon del Limon 120<br />
and was terrified. Contact Mayra<br />
Barrientos at barrientosmayra@<br />
yahoo.<strong>com</strong>.mx if you see this dog<br />
and if you can foster or adopt him.<br />
Silvia Alvarez of PV Animal takes<br />
photos of all the dogs and cats at the<br />
Acopio every Tuesday, which is a<br />
very sad and difficult thing to do -<br />
293-3690.<br />
Adoptions every day Monday-<br />
Friday from 8 AM-3 PM and a few<br />
on Fridays at Plaza Caracol from<br />
11 AM-2 PM. For most current<br />
photos: www.facebook.<strong>com</strong>/profile.<br />
php?id=100002922639219<br />
Rescued and needs home: Oneyear<br />
old female Schnauzer - Contact<br />
sofiagnl@hotmail.<strong>com</strong><br />
Clinic schedule: Mar. 28 to 31<br />
- Las Varas, April 4 to 7 - Semana<br />
Santa (Easter Week), 11 th to 14 th –<br />
Bucerias, 18 th to 21 st - San Pancho.<br />
Times are 9 AM-2 PM Wed. to Fri.,<br />
and 9 AM-12 noon Saturday. To<br />
volunteer or for specific directions:<br />
melissa@peacemexico.org If lost<br />
en route, call Lalo at 044 (322) 141-<br />
1031.<br />
Special at PEACE Boutique:<br />
With purchases of 200 pesos or<br />
more, homemade gourmet dog<br />
food is being given away as long as<br />
supplies last. (322) 136-7163.<br />
PEACE memberships: 300<br />
pesos/year entitles members to<br />
great discounts at terrific vendor<br />
locations in the area of the Bay of<br />
Banderas. All monies raised from<br />
sales of memberships equally benefit<br />
PEACE programs in Nayarit and<br />
Vallarta. Memberships are sold at<br />
the PEACE boutique, where the<br />
majority of merchandise is handmade<br />
by local artisans. Sales benefit both<br />
the women´s co-op and PEACE<br />
programs. For a list of participating<br />
vendors: www.peacemexico.org/<br />
members.php<br />
The memberships quickly pay<br />
for themselves with the discounts<br />
offered by a wide variety of vendors.<br />
Please help support PEACE, which<br />
has tax-free status in Mexico, the<br />
U.S. and Canada.<br />
In PEACE and bliss,<br />
gretchen@peacemexico.<strong>com</strong><br />
www.gretchen-peace-and-pv.<br />
blogspot.<strong>com</strong><br />
Member – Board of Directors –<br />
www.peacemexico.org
At the city dump…<br />
This is about Colonia Magisterio,<br />
a.k.a. “the garbage dump”. Since<br />
a few years, some streets are now<br />
paved, and a nice play structure has<br />
been added to the center. But a few<br />
streets are lined with shacks made of<br />
cardboard, rags, scraps of corrugated<br />
metal, broken pallets, anything that<br />
will offer them some semblance of<br />
shelter. Other “homes” are actually<br />
within the walls of the dump itself,<br />
parts of tree trunks, branches lined up<br />
on top to provide a roof. The residents<br />
sleep on the ground with the stars as<br />
their blanket. How much protection<br />
do the residents have in the event of<br />
rain or hurricanes? Yet that is home<br />
for some people.<br />
The dump was moved a few years<br />
ago. Still the refuse is piled high<br />
like a mountain, smelling foul from<br />
decay and chemicals. Trucks from<br />
our beautiful city of Puerto Vallarta<br />
<strong>com</strong>e here to dump our refuse.<br />
Many Magisterio residents<br />
then wade through the material,<br />
sorting, trying to find articles to<br />
use, recycle or sell. Have we<br />
ever lost something, then sorted<br />
our garbage to try to find it? Not<br />
a pleasant task. And this is our<br />
garbage. Now do this every day,<br />
in everybody’s garbage... We<br />
were talking to a politician a few<br />
weeks ago. We indicated that<br />
we were involved in a project to<br />
bring food to the poor of Magisterio.<br />
Our question to him: what will the<br />
new government do to help the poor?<br />
His response: “if anyone is poor in<br />
Mexico it is because they are lazy”. I<br />
beg to differ, it takes a lot of courage<br />
to do this type of work, live like this<br />
and all their efforts to survive.<br />
It is a hand-to-mouth existence, they<br />
are paid a pittance for their recyclables,<br />
just enough to keep them going. The<br />
area is controlled by people who have<br />
the trucks and trailers to bring the<br />
goods to market. The workers have<br />
by<br />
LYSE & PHIL RIOUX<br />
no hope of breaking the cycle. After<br />
the sorting, the remaining garbage is<br />
hauled away to the new dump in El<br />
Colorado.<br />
For the 6 th consecutive year, a<br />
group of concerned tourists - Amigos<br />
de Magisterio - have organized a<br />
food drive to help this <strong>com</strong>munity.<br />
Over $100,000. pesos were raised.<br />
Club Richelieu in Ottawa, Canada,<br />
organized an activity to raise funds,<br />
a special collection was taken from<br />
the tourist masses at Nuestra Senora<br />
de la Guadalupe Church, residents<br />
of the two trailer parks in PV, those<br />
of Condos la Marina, the Bayview<br />
Grand and Las Moras, among others,<br />
and friends and families of the<br />
organizers were generous with their<br />
contributions.<br />
In all, we purchased: rice - 2117 kgs,<br />
beans - 2000 kgs, cooking oil - 1200 l.,<br />
sugar - 1200 kgs. We packaged 1200<br />
bags of one item each. The bags we<br />
distributed to 6 schools: Kinder in<br />
Magisterio; Juan Barrera and Ignacio<br />
A. Altamirano and Los Volcanes. In<br />
total, 1175 children had been identified<br />
as recipients of our bags. The children<br />
look good, they appear happy and<br />
mostly energetic in their worn and<br />
stained school uniforms. Some do not<br />
smile even when given a gift, theirs is<br />
an existence of resignation. The goal<br />
of making the donation through the<br />
schools is that they offer us a more<br />
orderly distribution and we hope<br />
SATURDAY 24 MARCH, 2012 FRIDAY 30<br />
to encourage the children to attend<br />
school and perhaps eventually break<br />
the cycle of poverty.<br />
The cost of food this year is<br />
phenomenal. As tourists, our beer or<br />
wine has increased some 5%, but the<br />
Mexican staples are through the roof.<br />
Our unit bag (one piece of each) is up<br />
29% from last year. What are the poor<br />
supposed to do? Factor in that PV is<br />
more expensive because of the impact<br />
of tourism. The food banks cannot<br />
keep up. Charities are maxed out.<br />
We were very happy to again have<br />
a corporate sponsor - Frigorizados<br />
La Huerta - who donated<br />
many items, frozen pizzas,<br />
vegetables, onion rings,<br />
desserts and creamsicles,<br />
bags of candy and peanuts,<br />
and more. For the residents<br />
of Magisterio, these goodies<br />
<strong>com</strong>ing out of a clean box were<br />
a far cry from finding them in<br />
the dump after a few days in<br />
this heat.<br />
We distributed the remaining<br />
bags of rice, beans, oil and<br />
sugar and 917 kilos of rice and 800<br />
kilos of beans to the shack homes.<br />
We were able to drive up into the<br />
dump and visit the worst area with<br />
our donations. Many tourists had also<br />
brought shoes, clothing, soap, hats,<br />
many things. What nice peaceful and<br />
shy people they are, so resigned to<br />
their fate in life...<br />
Like many of you who are reading<br />
this, we are tourists in PV. In Canada<br />
or the U.S., our garbage is trucked to<br />
a land fill and buried. Period. Not so<br />
here. We are happy to be on holidays<br />
Within PV 9<br />
here, enjoying the in<strong>com</strong>parable<br />
climate, the culture, the ambiance.<br />
The Mexican people have a way of<br />
wel<strong>com</strong>ing us to their country like no<br />
other culture. The question is, what do<br />
we bring? Surely money. But only a<br />
segment of the city ever touches the<br />
tourist dollars. What about the rest of<br />
the population? The forgotten who so<br />
need our help? Let us give them more<br />
than our garbage, let us leave here<br />
having left a significant contribution.<br />
In this time of Lent, we are taught to<br />
do penance and share with the less<br />
fortunate. It is difficult to do penance<br />
in beautiful PV, but the possibilities for<br />
sharing are endless. Ask around, there<br />
are many worthwhile organizations<br />
here who do good work. My personal<br />
favorite is Caritas, the ongoing food<br />
bank working out of the Guadalupe<br />
Church basement garage. Talk about<br />
no-frills!<br />
In closing, we would like to thank<br />
Frigorizados La Huerta, Club Richelieu<br />
Ottawa-Vanier, the school directors,<br />
the staff at Costco, Chedraui and<br />
Soriana who were most <strong>com</strong>petitive<br />
suppliers this year, Walmart who<br />
donated bags, all the donors and<br />
workers, volunteers with trucks, (we<br />
are 0% administration cost), Tacho’s<br />
trailer park for use of their palapa for<br />
packaging, Condos la Marina for use<br />
of their palapa for our meetings, and<br />
Father Estaban Salazar of Nuestra<br />
Señora de la Guadalupe Church for<br />
his support and encouragement.<br />
We will be in the area for another<br />
little while now that we are on<br />
holidays. We can be found at the choir<br />
10 a.m. Mass at Guadalupe Church.
10<br />
The 7 Arts<br />
Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers<br />
Return to PV!<br />
Talented singers (Paco) Todd<br />
Ringness and his wife (Graciela)<br />
Gaye Ringness are returning to<br />
PV this spring for two special<br />
performances filled with the timeless<br />
music of Kenny Rogers and Dolly<br />
Parton. The last time this couple<br />
performed here, they played 13<br />
consecutive sold-out shows on<br />
Vallarta’s south side. The success<br />
of their hit show “Dolly Would if<br />
Kenny Could” exceeded their own<br />
expectations and delighted audiences<br />
from around the globe, including an<br />
American couple who booked Paco<br />
by RIC LEHMAN<br />
Paradise Community Center<br />
and Graciela as Dolly and Kenny for<br />
two private concerts at their fabulous<br />
Texas estate.<br />
Paco and Graciela are experienced<br />
performers, but they first started<br />
performing together here in Puerto<br />
Vallarta when they both appeared<br />
on stage in a local production of<br />
Godspell.<br />
Prior to that, Paco was a sound &<br />
lighting technician at their church,<br />
and worked on Nunsense and Little<br />
Shop of Horrors. Graciela performed<br />
in Phantom of the Opry, Little Shop<br />
of Horrors, Nunsense and The Sassy<br />
SATURDAY 24 MARCH, 2012 FRIDAY 30<br />
Sixties. She was the worship leader<br />
at their church.<br />
After doing Godspell together,<br />
Paco and Graciela co-starred in<br />
“Bedazzled”, a Broadway musical<br />
revue produced by and starring<br />
Sharon Baughman-White and David<br />
White. The Whites have been an<br />
integral part of the music and arts<br />
scene in our city, and were also the<br />
co-directors for the inaugural run of<br />
“Dolly Would if Kenny Could”.<br />
My wife Joy and I personally<br />
enjoyed their show back then,<br />
and we were especially impressed<br />
with how the audience responded<br />
to all the great songs they sang for<br />
us. One after the other, Paco and<br />
Graciela beautifully sang these hit<br />
country songs that we still love to<br />
hear. And they even threw in some<br />
surprise songs, which I understand<br />
will be included in this reprisal. We<br />
are delighted they have accepted our<br />
invitation to return to perform again<br />
here in Vallarta. And we sincerely<br />
hope that you will get the chance<br />
to enjoy them live on Thursday<br />
& Friday, March 29 th and 30 th<br />
respectively, on the Paradise Stage,<br />
at the Paradise Community Center,<br />
127 Pulpito in the Zona Romantica<br />
on the south side of town..<br />
Doors open at 6 p.m. for a<br />
social hour with cocktails and<br />
appetizers available; the shows<br />
start at 7 p.m. Tickets are available<br />
at VallartaTickets.<strong>com</strong> and at<br />
the Community Center. Seating<br />
is limited for these special<br />
performances, so advance tickets are<br />
highly re<strong>com</strong>mended.<br />
Argentine Tango exhibition at Los Arcos<br />
Argentine Tango… the dance that<br />
fires the imagination of Buenos Aires<br />
nights and bodies entwined with legs<br />
flying in late-night milongas. That<br />
certain sound of the bandoneon and<br />
violins drifting into the street.<br />
At 8 o’clock in the evening of<br />
Friday, March 30 th at Los Arcos<br />
amphitheater, Jaimes Friedgen<br />
and Christa Rodriguez will bring<br />
the dance alive in a free concert<br />
presented by the Puerto Vallarta<br />
Department of Culture, Hotel Rosita,<br />
and Tango Centro.<br />
Steeped in the authentic roots of<br />
Argentine Tango, Jaimes and Christa<br />
live and thrive for the dance and the<br />
opportunity to share it with others as dancers and as teachers. Jaimes,<br />
a dancer of extraordinary ac<strong>com</strong>plishment, is hailed for his beautiful<br />
movement and musicality. While Christa moves across the dance<br />
floor with a presence that is both strong and seductive. Beautiful,<br />
elegant, improvisational moves define their dance… a finely tuned<br />
partnership of balanced give and take.<br />
Jaimes and Christa make their home in Sweden but travel the world<br />
most of the year teaching and performing at major Tango festivals<br />
across the maps of the US and Europe. For the past two weeks,<br />
Puerto Vallarta tango dancers have enjoyed their presence and the<br />
opportunity to learn and develop from this outstanding team.<br />
The <strong>com</strong>munity is invited to join Jaimes and Christa on Friday,<br />
March 30, at 8 p.m. at Los Arcos for a rare treat.
21 Jump Street<br />
Usually <strong>com</strong>edies do much better<br />
with audiences than with critics. I<br />
suppose that’s because a critic’s job<br />
is to look for both good points and<br />
flaws and report them – meaning<br />
watching with a much more critical<br />
eye that the audience. I am happy<br />
to report that this movie garnished<br />
a pretty close reaction from all<br />
getting a Rotten Tomatoes rate from<br />
critics of 86% and from the paying<br />
audience 92%. These are very high<br />
numbers for a <strong>com</strong>edy.<br />
The plot: Two very young looking<br />
adults join the police department<br />
and get assigned undercover work<br />
at a local high school. When I read<br />
the plotline I thought, how many<br />
times do I have to watch variations<br />
of this story? Well that’s the point –<br />
the movie is a wonderful romp of a<br />
satire on all the flicks that preceded<br />
it with this theme.<br />
Here’s what a few of the big boys<br />
and girls thought: Claudia Puig<br />
of USA Today wrote: “It’s that rare<br />
<strong>com</strong>edy that’s funny throughout,<br />
with a hilarious story that hinges on<br />
by<br />
JOE HARRINGTON<br />
the unlikely pairing of Jonah Hill<br />
and Channing Tatum.” Next we<br />
have Tom Long of the Detroit News:<br />
“21 makes clear from the beginning<br />
it is gobbling up some pop culture<br />
refuse in the name of nothing more<br />
than making fun of it and having<br />
fun with it. This cheerfully chaotic,<br />
gleefully vulgar action-<strong>com</strong>edy<br />
retread of the old television series<br />
has box-office success written all<br />
over it, and where’s the harm? It’s<br />
irresistibly funny until it isn’t.”<br />
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Andrew Lapin, NPR, said: “It was<br />
inevitable that one of Hollywood’s<br />
many recent reboots would<br />
eventually attain sentience. Hence<br />
the arrival of 21 Jump Street, a film<br />
that not only knows it’s a remake,<br />
but knows how absurd it has to be to<br />
succeed as a remake.” And finally<br />
Joe Morgenstern, Wall Street<br />
Journal,: “This cheerfully chaotic,<br />
gleefully vulgar action-<strong>com</strong>edy<br />
retread of the old television series<br />
has box-office success written all<br />
over it, and where’s the harm? It’s<br />
irresistibly funny until it isn’t.” And<br />
from a naysayer we have Ben Sachs<br />
of the Chicago Reader: “Much<br />
of the humor involves trotting out<br />
clichés from cop movies and teen<br />
movies, then <strong>com</strong>menting on how<br />
dumb they are.” What did I think?<br />
The world needs as much laughter<br />
these days as possible. This movie<br />
delivers that in spades.<br />
The audience also sent its<br />
message at the box office with this<br />
movie racking up $35 Million USD<br />
its first weekend. Compare that to<br />
John Carter at $13.5 (the movie cost<br />
a quarter of a billion to make) –<br />
meaning that at this rate Disney and<br />
Pixar better <strong>com</strong>e up with something<br />
soon. Project X – a dumb teenage<br />
movie - took in $4 Million, which<br />
was a gift.<br />
Last Saturday was Saint Paddy’s<br />
day. I spent the day watching<br />
a few gems that I re<strong>com</strong>mend<br />
highly. They were: The Rising of<br />
the Moon – its three short stories<br />
are introduced by Tyrone Power –<br />
The 7 Arts 11<br />
this is directed by John Ford, who<br />
financed the entire project in an<br />
attempt to kick start movie making<br />
in Ireland (the three stories are an<br />
arrest of a poiteen (whisky) maker, a<br />
train that makes a one-minute station<br />
stop that turns into a half hour and<br />
an Irish Republican Army soldier<br />
on the run in 1921. Next I watched<br />
The Last Hurrah starring Spencer<br />
Tracy as the mayor of an unnamed<br />
New England city that is obviously<br />
Boston; Shake Hands with the Devil<br />
starring James Cagney – this is set<br />
in Ireland during the turbulent period<br />
of the Black and Tans and how war<br />
can take anyone, even a surgeon,<br />
and turn him into a stone killer; The<br />
Informer with Victor McLaughlin<br />
who sells out his best friend for five<br />
pounds to the Brits and – suffering<br />
from massive guilt, spends the<br />
money in one day. This causes the<br />
IRA to notice him as the betrayer.<br />
The last movie I watched starred<br />
James Mason in Odd Man Out<br />
about a payroll robbery in Dublin<br />
that went wrong. He is a man on<br />
the run with a price on his head and<br />
various people, all with a variety of<br />
reasons, help him. It doesn’t have to<br />
be Saint Paddy’s Day to enjoy these<br />
films.<br />
Joe is an internationally published<br />
writer and documentary film maker.<br />
You can send him <strong>com</strong>ments or<br />
criticism at JoeMovieMadness@<br />
Yahoo.<strong>com</strong>. Artwork by Bob Crabb.
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14<br />
The 7 Arts<br />
The Banderas Bay Jazz Allstars<br />
PV debut at Paradise Community Center<br />
Taking the North Bay by storm<br />
playing to sold out audiences in<br />
Nuevo Vallarta, Bucerías, La Cruz<br />
and San Pancho’s International<br />
Music Festival, The Banderas Bay<br />
Jazz Allstars, make their first PV<br />
appearance on Saturday, March 31 st<br />
at 7 p.m., at the picturesque PCC in<br />
PV’s Southside.<br />
The distinguished professional<br />
careers of these talented musicians<br />
include playing with such acts<br />
as Kilimanjaro, Tom Fogerty<br />
(Credence Clearwater Revival), Paul<br />
Butterfield, Tom Coster (Santana),<br />
and the Amazing Rhythm Aces,<br />
plus performing at some of the most<br />
prestigious jazz festivals in the U.S.,<br />
Canada, Europe, and Asia. Now<br />
wintering in the Banderas Bay area,<br />
these world class musicians have<br />
joined forces to create amazing<br />
musical chemistry.<br />
The ALLSTARS feature Chas<br />
Eller on keyboards, Bryan Savage<br />
on alto sax & flute, Tom Lilienthal<br />
on electric bass, and Lazaro Poey on<br />
drums. The uniqueness of these four<br />
individuals’ musical roots, makes for<br />
a repertoire that covers the gamut of<br />
jazz, blues, and funk styles. Read their<br />
bios and check out their website www.<br />
thebanderasbayjazzallstars.<strong>com</strong><br />
Tickets now on sale Tuesday<br />
to Sunday, 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. at The<br />
Paradise Stage and Community<br />
Center, 127 Pulpito between<br />
Amapas and Olas Altas, www.<br />
paradise<strong>com</strong>munitycenter.<strong>com</strong>,<br />
Concert at 7 p.m. Doors open<br />
5 p.m. for food and drink and<br />
socializing.<br />
Event proceeds benefit<br />
CompassioNet Impact, not for<br />
profit services and programs.<br />
www.4<strong>com</strong>passion.org<br />
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A tribute to our dogs and cats<br />
We all love our furry friends and consider them as a part of our<br />
family. However there are many dogs and cats that do not have<br />
homes or anyone to love and care for them.<br />
Part of the mission of the Asociación Civil Desembocada Ranchito<br />
is to make sure the dogs and cats in that area are taken care of, in<br />
addition to their work for public health of the <strong>com</strong>munity.<br />
To help with this effort Galeria Vallarta has arranged a special Art<br />
exhibit of paintings of cats and dogs by the Colectivo Condensado,<br />
a group of students of the School of Plastic Arts of the University<br />
of Guadalajara who have been working since 2010 in the Puerto<br />
Vallarta area on a project entitled Art for the Public Health in<br />
coordination with The Committee for Public Health. There will be<br />
a silent auction of some of the paintings and part of the proceeds<br />
will go to the benefit of the civil association, Desembocada<br />
Ranchito, headed by Ana Maria Silva Rodriguez, for the benefit of<br />
the animals.<br />
The inauguration cocktail will be held on Friday, March 30,<br />
from 6 to 9 p.m. at Galería Vallarta, 187 Guerrero, #110 upstairs<br />
and will continue until April 13 th . This is an opportunity to meet<br />
the young young artists who have had various honors for their<br />
artworks, and also to arrange to have a special portrait painted of<br />
your own pet.<br />
The Colectivo Condensado has participated in several art<br />
exhibitions in our area including one at the Club de Golf Flamingos,<br />
inaugurated by Nacho Cadena, Vallarta’s promoter of culture. Lyne<br />
Benoit, the Canadian Consul, opened an exhibit by the young artists’<br />
group on the Rio Cuale Island in January, 2012. In spite of their<br />
youth, the members of this group have extraordinary curriculums<br />
as in the case of Betina Enderle, a photographer specializing in<br />
documentary photography, surrealism and realism, recently<br />
showing at the University of Veracruz. Also Mario Gutierrez was<br />
a finalist for the national prize in painting “Jose Atanasio Monroy”<br />
and Marco Antonio Garcia Milonas is a talented sculptor who has<br />
participated along with the masters since the age of 14.<br />
The Asociación Civil has as their objectives healthy populations<br />
along with the development of well being and social progress<br />
through cooperation of the <strong>com</strong>munity. They have no political or<br />
religious ties.<br />
We invite you and your pets to attend this unique art show.<br />
Donations of pet food will be greatly appreciated by the association.
About La Leche…<br />
In October 2011, the first ever Travel+Leisure Gourmet<br />
Awards ceremony took place in Mexico City. The evening<br />
recognized the very best chefs<br />
and restaurants in Mexico<br />
and among the renowned<br />
winners were Puerto Vallarta’s<br />
own Chef Alfonso “Poncho”<br />
Cadena and his restaurant<br />
- La Leche - that won the<br />
“Best Restaurant Concept” in<br />
Mexico for its originality.<br />
At the event, Chef “Poncho”<br />
Cadena announced that he<br />
intended to launch another<br />
program, this time from the<br />
beach …in Tulum, in the State<br />
of Quintana Roo, not far from<br />
Cancun.<br />
From that beautiful beach,<br />
Poncho Hill will be preparing<br />
fresh dishes, all based on local<br />
products and ingredients. In<br />
each chapter, he will travel the<br />
area in search of the best fresh<br />
fish, citrus and other items<br />
typical of the region.<br />
This gifted young Chef has<br />
led various programs already<br />
on ElGourmet.<strong>com</strong> and in<br />
case you did not know, his<br />
original restaurant in Monterrey was named one of the<br />
Top Ten in Mexico by Quien magazine after only one year<br />
following its opening.<br />
Have you visited La Leche lately? It’s easy to reach, right<br />
by the entrance to the Fiesta Americana Hotel, and you’re<br />
sure to leave thoroughly impressed! Tel.: 293-0900.<br />
SATURDAY 24 MARCH, 2012 FRIDAY 30<br />
PV’s 6 th Annual<br />
Wine Fest<br />
continues<br />
Good Bites 15<br />
Since this past Thursday, Puerto Vallarta and Riviera Nayarit<br />
have been hosting the 6 th Annual Wine Fest, a fiesta which – due to<br />
its nature and content – has be<strong>com</strong>e one of the most important in<br />
Puerto Vallarta.<br />
The Wine Fest wants to thank all the tourists for their visit here<br />
during the high season, showing them that we do not offer only sun<br />
and sand, but also cultural, artistic, entertaining events as well as<br />
the opportunity to discover something new.<br />
In previous years, this gastronomical fiesta was held at the end of<br />
February, but its dates were moved this year to coincide with the<br />
Tianguis Tourism Trade Fair.<br />
As always, all the Wine Fest events are free, and the wine<br />
region featured this year is Northern Italy. Twenty restaurants are<br />
participating with special degustation menus and wine pairings<br />
(not free) starting at 6 p.m. for the duration of the festival.<br />
Fri. 23 rd , 8 p.m. - Dolores San Juan music and song show at Los<br />
Arcos Amphitheater.<br />
Sat. 24 th , 2:45 p.m. – “Wines of Northern Italy” Exhibit and<br />
Tastings: wines, cheeses, breads and cold cuts at the Convention<br />
Hall in Hotel Velas Vallarta in the Marina.<br />
Sun. 25 th , 6 p.m. to midnight – Wine Fest Grand Street Fair at<br />
Lazaro Cardenas Park. Shows, dancing, wines and snacks for sale<br />
at reduced prices, special performance by singer-<strong>com</strong>poser Paco<br />
Padilla.<br />
Mon. 26 th , 11 a.m. - “Wines of Italy” conference at Hotel Friendly.<br />
Tues. 27 th , 6:30 p.m. – Wine & Gastronomy – demonstrations<br />
and cooking class, wine tastings and pairings, at Galerías Vallarta.
16<br />
Vallarta Voices<br />
by<br />
ANNA REISMAN<br />
Thank you to all who sent me emails and private messages<br />
on Facebook to ask if I was all right because this column wasn’t<br />
published last week. I’m fine. I just got squeezed out …again.<br />
The following is what I had handed in, plus some updates.<br />
Regardless of what country or city it is, the longer you live in any<br />
one place, the more little nooks and crannies you discover, all within<br />
a few blocks’ radius of your <strong>com</strong>fort zone. Unlike Mr. Buffett, I’ve<br />
never lived anywhere for longer than ten years, until I moved here,<br />
to our beloved Puerto Vallarta. This summer will mark 18 years for<br />
my uninterrupted love affair with this town.<br />
Unfortunately, because of the economic vagaries of the last few<br />
tourist seasons, a number of shop owners in my neck of the woods<br />
have had to close their doors. However, others have <strong>com</strong>e to replace<br />
them. And because this is not “downtown”,<br />
none of the locales stay vacant for very long,<br />
nor do we have an abundance of “Se Renta”<br />
signs all over the place.<br />
I have discovered many little gems, some<br />
of which I’ve told you about …and some not.<br />
But there are also the ones that are transient,<br />
the ones I can’t share with you because they’re<br />
only there for one day of so. I’m referring to<br />
the pick-up trucks laden with all sorts of stuff,<br />
everything from colorful fresh fruit and juices,<br />
to equipal or beach furniture, to …beautiful<br />
bonsai trees of different species planted in<br />
volcanic rock bases. That’s what I saw recently. I parked my car<br />
on Venustiano Carranza (the street that <strong>com</strong>es out of the little tunnel<br />
on the south side of town, where those vendors always park) and<br />
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went to look at them, even though I knew I wouldn’t buy any as<br />
I really don’t have room for any more plants. I didn’t even ask<br />
how much they cost. I just walked around the man’s truck,<br />
admiring the artistry and patience obviously involved in each<br />
and every one of his items.<br />
He was no longer there the following day, replaced by<br />
someone selling round, luscious-looking watermelons and<br />
mangoes. The day after, it was mamey, some intact, some cut<br />
in zigzagged halves to show off their luscious maturity and<br />
consequent yumminess (is there such a word?)<br />
My house guest also “discovered” a little shop on Aquiles<br />
Serdan next to our Israeli friend Avi’s “Pita Loca” at the corner<br />
of Insurgentes. That little shop sells a little bit of everything,<br />
including big plastic pots to replace the terracotta ones broken by my<br />
ever-growing plants’ roots! For me that’s a good thing as it means I<br />
won’t have to go out to the nursery out on Francisco Villa…<br />
“Spring is here, the grass has riz, I don’t know where the birdies<br />
is…” Yes, the vernal equinox was last Tuesday and the nights have<br />
been getting increasingly warmer over the last few days. Our sunsets<br />
have been spectacular and they’re going to be<strong>com</strong>e even more so as<br />
we near the “rainy season”. When I first moved down here, it used<br />
to start the third week of June, like clockwork, but over the last few<br />
years it has be<strong>com</strong>e impossible to predict the weather. I think that<br />
applies to our entire little blue planet… But<br />
I won’t go into the “climate change” topic<br />
today.<br />
All we’re going to hear about this week will<br />
be “The Tianguis” and matters related thereto.<br />
We can expect all types of special events,<br />
conceived to impress the travel folk from all<br />
over the world who will be in our little town…<br />
We already know about the Wine Festival,<br />
Restaurant Week, special shows at Lazaro<br />
Cardenas Park, along the Malecon and at Los<br />
Arcos Amphitheater, plus of course, a super<br />
special fireworks display on Monday, March<br />
26 th , scheduled to start at 8 p.m., along with a performance by the<br />
famous Mariachi Vargas - not to be missed, for sure.<br />
I just hope that by the time you read this the excavation work<br />
taking place all over town will have been finished. If not, it will be<br />
yet another blemish on the current administration’s report card – to be<br />
<strong>com</strong>mented upon by travel VIPs from all over the world... Keep your<br />
fingers crossed, folks!<br />
The next issue of this publication is scheduled to <strong>com</strong>e out the<br />
weekend of March 31 st – April 1 st . You know what that means…<br />
April Fool’s Day stuff AND that’s also when Mexico will catch up<br />
with the rest of North America by setting its clocks forward one hour,<br />
before going to bed on Saturday night (not a joke!) Then we get a<br />
few days’ respite before the two-week long Easter holidays and the<br />
ac<strong>com</strong>panying madness begin. Should be interesting…<br />
Until then, I wish you a great week, have patience with the traffic,<br />
and may your Mirror always reflect a happy, healthy you.<br />
Hasta luego. sheis@ymail.<strong>com</strong>
Continued from page 4... Letters<br />
Dear Editor,<br />
10 Tips for losing weight<br />
without dieting<br />
by ALI HERNANDEZ<br />
If you don’t like the idea of dieting, you may want to try<br />
the following simple habits that will help you lose weight.<br />
1) Breakfast should always be abundant and balanced: a<br />
first meal that includes mostly carbohydrates and proteins<br />
with some fatty matter will help maintain your level of<br />
blood sugar stable and avoid excesses at lunchtime.<br />
2) “Snacking” between meals is only forbidden in diets.<br />
Nevertheless, nutritionists today know that it is better to<br />
snack on something healthy than to ignore the urge and<br />
risk a binge later on.<br />
3) Visualize yourself slimmer: If your will power<br />
wavers, think of yourself when you felt and were slimmer.<br />
Visualizing that will serve as motivation to maintain<br />
yourself centered on your goal and remind you that you<br />
can reach it because you did so before.<br />
4) Try to avoid distractions while you are eating. A study<br />
found that watching TV while you’re eating can cause<br />
you to consume 40% more calories than usual. Sending<br />
messages, texting, driving or other activity that can distract<br />
you while you eat, will also cause you to eat more. Always<br />
put your food on a dish and sit down to eat.<br />
5) Weigh yourself every day: If your weight increases<br />
various days in a row, that is a red flag sounding the alarm<br />
that you should eat less or exercise a little more.<br />
6) Eat fruit at least twice a day: Fruit contain much<br />
water and zero fat. They fill your plate (and your stomach),<br />
leaving less space of food that may fatten you.<br />
It is unfortunate that “D.G. of Saskatchewan”<br />
had a problem with unauthorized charges on his<br />
credit card while in Puerto Vallarta (PV Mirror 17<br />
Feb). As we are all aware, credit card fraud is a<br />
growing industry worldwide, often controlled by<br />
organized syndicates. Who knows how or when<br />
they glean their information? D.G. has made an<br />
unsubstantiated allegation, in a very public forum,<br />
not of poor service or employee rudeness, but of<br />
a crime. These are charges that should not be<br />
bandied about lightly.<br />
And do not worry about their carbohydrate content:<br />
we are talking about a good type of carbs, rich in fiber.<br />
7) Exercise three times a week: Doing five minutes<br />
of sit-ups, squats and lunges (in 30-second intervals)<br />
helps create and maintain muscle mass. The more you<br />
develop your muscles, the higher your metabolic rate<br />
will be and the more calories you will burn.<br />
8) Talk on your cell phone: If you cannot stop<br />
thinking of a fattening food, call a friend and refocus<br />
your mind as you ask him/her how things are going.<br />
Studies show that urges and cravings only last 5<br />
minutes, which you can use up while you talk …and<br />
they abate.<br />
9) Do not drink to excess: Try to limit yourself to<br />
one cup of wine, one light beer or one vodka with<br />
soda, three drinks that have 100 calories per serving.<br />
10) Sleep well: Go to bed 30 minutes earlier and<br />
get up 30 minutes later than usual. This will help you<br />
choose your food better. Also, if you are relaxed, it is<br />
less probable that you will eat because of fatigue or<br />
stress.<br />
Come visit us at Ali’s Health & Rejuvenation Spa<br />
so that we may show you what our treatments can do<br />
to help you feel and be as beautiful as you should be!<br />
All services at Ali’s Health & Rejuvenation Spa are<br />
offered by professionals familiar with the techniques,<br />
the products and their applications, whether you’re<br />
interested in a facial, massage, manicure, pedicure,<br />
hair removal, or any of the many services available...<br />
Consultations are free. For more information, or to make<br />
an appointment with our expert in skin treatments, Dr.<br />
Mario Peña Esparza (not a dermatologist), nutritionist<br />
Vanessa Altamirano, or with renowned plastic surgeon<br />
Dr. Nestor Baldizon, please give us a call.<br />
Ali Hernandez is one of the few certified cosmetologists<br />
in Puerto Vallarta. Her clinic is conveniently located on 5<br />
de Febrero, No. 319, right near Rizo’s. Appointments can<br />
be made at 224-9633 or 044 322 292-8582.<br />
I have been golfing at the Flamingos for many years<br />
and have used my credit card on numerous occasions<br />
to purchase rounds of golf and merchandise. I have<br />
never been concerned about the security of my credit<br />
card and will continue to use it there and the other<br />
fine courses in the area.<br />
I hope D.G.’s letter did not dissuade anyone<br />
from enjoying the Flamingos course and if it has, I<br />
re<strong>com</strong>mend they reconsider. The Flamingos is truly<br />
a gem and should be on every golfer’s must play list.<br />
Thank you,<br />
William Smart<br />
SATURDAY 24 MARCH, 2012 FRIDAY 30<br />
Health Matters 17<br />
Considering<br />
permanent lip liner?
18<br />
Health Matters<br />
Body & Sol<br />
by KRYSTAL FROST<br />
organic-select@hotmail.<strong>com</strong><br />
LIVE ENZYMES: What they are…<br />
and how we get them…<br />
Enzymes have extremely<br />
interesting properties that make<br />
them little chemical-reaction<br />
machines. The purpose of an enzyme<br />
in a cell is to allow the cell to carry<br />
out chemical reactions very quickly.<br />
These reactions allow the cell to<br />
build things or take things apart as<br />
needed. This is how a cell grows<br />
and reproduces. At the most basic<br />
level, a cell is really a little bag full<br />
of chemical reactions that are made<br />
possible by enzymes! Any action the<br />
body / mind takes involves enzymes.<br />
They are the housekeepers and<br />
enablers, making sure everything<br />
that needs to be done, is. They are<br />
the spark of life and be<strong>com</strong>e inert<br />
as soon as the scientist tries to mess<br />
with them by separation, applying<br />
heat, cold, etc. Sounds kinda like my<br />
mother…<br />
There are 3 types of enzymes,<br />
food enzymes, digestive enzymes<br />
and metabolic enzymes.<br />
Food enzymes are suppose to be in<br />
the food you eat, but, in the modern<br />
diet, or standard American diet, they<br />
are mostly missing, deactivated by<br />
processing, heat, canning, drying,<br />
freezing, or by merely being gassed<br />
with a preservative to provide<br />
a longer shelf life. Digestive<br />
enzymes are produced by the body<br />
to assist in digestion. Metabolic<br />
enzymes are produced by the body<br />
to repair cells, tissues and organs,<br />
and to generally keep the body in an<br />
optimal functioning condition. One<br />
thing that has been proven over and<br />
over is that in order for your body<br />
to digest food lacking in enzymes,<br />
it must call upon itself via other<br />
organs, to produce those enzymes<br />
that are missing. In this way the<br />
salivary glands, stomach, intestines,<br />
pancreas and other organs, as well<br />
as the cells, work overtime to supply<br />
the obligatory enzymes. These<br />
extra responsibilities cause stress in<br />
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those organs, which leads to their<br />
inflammation, enlargement and<br />
deterioration. Without enzymes<br />
food will not digest properly.<br />
When the food does not digest<br />
properly, the blood be<strong>com</strong>es<br />
tainted with undigested matter<br />
that are the cause of kidney<br />
dysfunctions, circulation<br />
problems, hypertension,<br />
degenerative diseases, arthritis,<br />
general pain and inflammations,<br />
plus too many maladies to<br />
mention here. This is called<br />
enzyme exhaustion.<br />
The idea that Enzyme exhaustion<br />
leads to and is associated with<br />
aging <strong>com</strong>es from <strong>com</strong>parison<br />
studies which show that the salivary<br />
enzymes of young adults are 30 times<br />
stronger than the salivary enzymes<br />
of an older adult. This waning of<br />
enzyme activity in older adults leads<br />
to digestive and nutrient assimilation<br />
problems. The experts conclude<br />
that life and energy slowly ebbs<br />
away with the depletion of enzymes.<br />
One well known researcher, Dr.<br />
William Campbell Douglass, states<br />
“the main reason for aging… is<br />
the failure of enzymatic systems<br />
that are responsible for your body’s<br />
uptake and utilization of oxygen and<br />
nutrients.”<br />
So… Just the facts:<br />
- Enzymes are involved in all<br />
metabolic systems, the are the spark<br />
of life in each cell... and be<strong>com</strong>e<br />
inert when messed with.<br />
- Enzymes assist the immune<br />
system in neutralizing toxins in the<br />
blood.<br />
- Enzymes break food down into<br />
simple <strong>com</strong>ponents which can then<br />
be taken up by the bloodstream and<br />
assimilated into the cells.<br />
- When raw food is eaten the<br />
enzymes are intact, fewer digestive<br />
enzymes are secreted by our<br />
bodies... which means less stress on<br />
your organs and more vitality.<br />
- Enzymes, paired with coenzymes,<br />
repair and rebuild the<br />
body and the brain.<br />
Where do you get them?<br />
Raw foods - eat them with each<br />
meal, uncooked, raw salads, sprouts,<br />
micro greens, fruits, soaked grains<br />
and seeds for snacks (soaking starts<br />
the enzyme process in nuts, seeds<br />
and grains.<br />
We just finished up a raw food<br />
class at Davanna Yoga Center where<br />
we touched on the importance<br />
of enzymes. Just for the record,<br />
we are NOT raw fooders, we are<br />
whole fooders that eat about 70%<br />
raw . Raw food does not have to<br />
be <strong>com</strong>plicated, it can be as simple<br />
as soaking some nuts overnight,<br />
storing them in an airtight in the<br />
fridge, adding some fresh fruit and<br />
voila. Pure enzymes. Also... we<br />
always have papaya or pineapple,<br />
mandarines, grapefruit, whatever is<br />
handy and ripe, with a green drink<br />
of kale, broccoli leaf, or whatever<br />
is <strong>com</strong>ing out of the gardens in the<br />
mornings.<br />
And lastly, always eat your raw<br />
greens with dense proteins such as<br />
meats, eggs, or seafood for better<br />
digestion and energy levels.<br />
My Asian medicine professor<br />
said, “You are born with a cup full<br />
of enzymes, when they are gone<br />
via depletion through erroneous<br />
food <strong>com</strong>binations and the lack of<br />
nutritional enzymes, your energy<br />
is gone. You can no longer digest<br />
foods therefore you receive no<br />
nutrition, the blood be<strong>com</strong>es toxic,<br />
degeneration sets in, etc...” This, he<br />
called the path of disease.<br />
There you have it.<br />
Krystal Frost is a long time resident<br />
of Puerto Vallarta. Graduate of<br />
University of Guadalajara, and<br />
specialized in cosmetic acupuncture at<br />
Bastyr University in Washington State.<br />
She is the owner of Body & Sol for over<br />
10 years where she practices traditional<br />
Chinese medicine, acupuncture,<br />
massage therapy, yoga, meditation and<br />
nutritional counseling. She has created<br />
healing programs for individuals,<br />
retreats and spas. Questions and<br />
<strong>com</strong>ments may be directed to organicselect@hotmail.<strong>com</strong>
You know you are in a healthy<br />
relationship when you can be yourself<br />
and you accept your partner as he is.<br />
You do not try to change them or mold<br />
them into who you think they should<br />
be or who you need them to be. You<br />
don’t have that right and it is very<br />
controlling. The fact is, you don’t<br />
know who they should be either. Each<br />
person must determine their life path<br />
or the process that they need to take in<br />
order to discover who they are, what<br />
they want, and how they want to live.<br />
If you are with a partner that either is<br />
trying to change you or who you are<br />
trying to change, then you are not in a<br />
healthy relationship.<br />
So much potential…<br />
Be very careful not to invest your<br />
time and energy into a partner you<br />
think has “so much potential”. Your<br />
investment is on the future while<br />
ignoring or minimizing the present.<br />
What is your partner like now? What<br />
is the relationship like now? Do you<br />
and your partner have the same goals<br />
for the relationship? Are you hoping<br />
to change them or help them fulfill<br />
their potential? Do they want your<br />
help? Do they even agree with what<br />
you are envisioning? If somebody<br />
isn’t developing into their potential,<br />
demonstrating that they are achieving<br />
their goals and growing as a person,<br />
if they just keep promising to change<br />
or to do something and nothing is<br />
different, then you are in love with<br />
their potential, not who they are now.<br />
In a healthy relationship, you accept<br />
your partner unconditionally and you<br />
feel accepted unconditionally as well.<br />
That doesn’t mean that everything<br />
about them is perfect. Of course,<br />
there are things in their personality<br />
or behavior that could or should be<br />
improved, but you begin by accepting<br />
them. Some things are significant and<br />
What is a healthy<br />
relationship?<br />
by GISELLE BELANGER<br />
RN, LCSW<br />
are not going to change or the person<br />
is unwilling to change, so then you<br />
both may have to accept that you are<br />
not meant for each other.<br />
Janet Woititz explains in her book,<br />
“Struggle for Intimacy”, that “you<br />
have to be able to grow and feel<br />
encouraged to grow” and you should<br />
be encouraging the same for your<br />
partner. You must also grow together<br />
as a couple, setting mutual goals that<br />
you work on together. It should not<br />
be a power struggle to see who can<br />
control the other or “make” the other<br />
do what they want or believe is right.<br />
(Woititz, Janet: Struggle For Intimacy,<br />
Health Communications Inc, 1985,<br />
pg: 21).<br />
Intimacy<br />
“Intimacy” indicates closeness,<br />
depth, trust. It exists in a relationship<br />
when you can be yourself; express<br />
your emotions, your ideas, your<br />
desires. With intimacy there is<br />
“validation, understanding, and a<br />
sense of being valued intellectually,<br />
emotionally, and physically.”<br />
(Woititz, pg: 22) You need to know<br />
it is safe to let down your guard and<br />
reveal your true self. Upon doing so,<br />
you cannot then fear or be at risk for<br />
shaming, humiliation, retaliation, or<br />
other hurtful consequences. You must<br />
feel protected, valued, cherished, and<br />
cared for. With intimacy, there is a<br />
sense of security; in who you are as a<br />
person and in the relationship. Neither<br />
of you fear or doubt or wonder<br />
about the other’s <strong>com</strong>mitment to the<br />
relationship. It is mutual.<br />
We are “one”…not<br />
A healthy relationship does not<br />
mean you have so much in <strong>com</strong>mon<br />
or think and feel the same about<br />
everything. “You and I are not one”<br />
no matter what society or certain<br />
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religions have taught you. That isn’t<br />
even a healthy goal let alone possible.<br />
It is ridiculous. Martha Beck, PhD<br />
says, “If you’re living by the ‘We are<br />
one’ ideal it’s high time you found<br />
out how terrific love for two can<br />
be”. She encourages you to “follow<br />
your heart in a direction your partner<br />
wouldn’t go” and to “dare to explore<br />
your differences.” How true! (Beck,<br />
Martha, Ph.D. “How to Know It’s<br />
Real Love”, Oprah, March 15, 2002)<br />
Beck also lists 4 other statements<br />
describing a healthy relationship or<br />
real love, even though they seem<br />
contrary to what most of us grow up<br />
believing.<br />
1) “I can live without you, no<br />
problem”<br />
Even though so many love songs<br />
and messages in movies is that we<br />
can’t live without that person, the<br />
opposite must be true in order to<br />
have a healthy relationship. Beck<br />
says that “The emotion that fuels<br />
this kind of relationship isn’t love;<br />
it’s desperation”. It can feel romantic<br />
at first, but doesn’t work over time.<br />
Therefore, you must feel confident<br />
that you can live without that person<br />
and that your life will go on.<br />
2) “My love for you will definitely<br />
change”<br />
Life is full of change and people<br />
are always changing, so of course, a<br />
relationship must change over time<br />
as well. Love should feel different<br />
as a couple moves through the<br />
stages of a relationship. Beck says,<br />
“A love that is allowed to adapt<br />
to new circumstances is virtually<br />
indestructible”. She <strong>com</strong>pares love to<br />
water, explaining that “like running<br />
water, changing love finds its way<br />
past obstacles” whereas, “freezing it<br />
in place makes it fragile, rigid, and all<br />
too likely to shatter”.<br />
3) “You are not everything I need”.<br />
So many couples believe that their<br />
partner should be everything to them;<br />
their confidant, their best friend, the<br />
one to go do everything with. They<br />
believe that something is wrong<br />
if their partner has other interests,<br />
separate groups of friends, etc. Beck<br />
says, “it’s like trying to get a full<br />
range of vitamins by eating only<br />
ice cream”. She explains that “each<br />
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19<br />
be<strong>com</strong>es exhausted by the effort to be<br />
all things to the other and neither can<br />
develop fully as an individual”.<br />
4) “I won’t always hold you close”<br />
Always holding someone close can<br />
be very suffocating. The tighter you<br />
hold on to someone, the more they<br />
will struggle to get away and be free.<br />
Think of a toddler, who will wiggle<br />
and jiggle to get out of your grasp and<br />
if he has to, he will begin got cry or<br />
scream until you let go. Your partner<br />
will do the same. Instead, you must<br />
allow each other the freedom to make<br />
their own choices, to make mistakes,<br />
to fall and get up again, and then be<br />
there for them.<br />
Giselle Belanger, RN, LCSW<br />
(psychotherapist) is available for<br />
appointments in person, by phone, or by<br />
skype webcam. Contact info: ggbelanger@<br />
sbcglobal.net, Mex cell: 044 (322) 138-<br />
9552 or US cell: (312) 914-5203.
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Solution to crossword on page 23<br />
Solution to Sudoku on page 23<br />
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The Third Age<br />
(Tercera Edad)<br />
In the Spanish language, tercera<br />
edad is the third age, or the words<br />
for “senior”. Remember to say<br />
this if you are of this age paying<br />
for a movie ticket locally in order<br />
to receive your discount.<br />
For the past twelve months, I<br />
have observed three patterns of<br />
seniors or those in their third age.<br />
These age brackets vary from<br />
country to country, and I am using<br />
the age of 55 and older.<br />
- The first group is the affluent<br />
senior buying luxury homes and<br />
condos in the Million US Dollar<br />
plus range. These purchase prices<br />
are for properties formerly listed<br />
50%-80% higher. This moneyed<br />
group wants to enjoy the purchase<br />
and often has more than 2 homes.<br />
by<br />
HARRIET MURRAY<br />
These seniors enjoy traveling, and<br />
tend to entertain a lot and host<br />
frequent houseguests. They are in<br />
good health at this point, but will<br />
return to their home country for<br />
a certain degree of health care or<br />
treatment. They do not plan to give<br />
up stays in Mexico. These seniors<br />
expect the value of their Mexican<br />
purchase to be<strong>com</strong>e an asset in<br />
their portfolio and, in many cases,<br />
to remain in the estate for their<br />
heirs.<br />
- There is a contrarian group of<br />
expat seniors who are selling their<br />
villas because of a desire to avoid<br />
estate taxes in their home country,<br />
and possibly want to disburse cash<br />
to their heirs in advance of their<br />
demise. At the moment, this group<br />
seems to be in the minority, but<br />
their home prices are significant<br />
to affect our statistics of over<br />
Million-Dollar US sales prices.<br />
These seniors are planning in most<br />
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cases to return to Vallarta as a<br />
renter and not as an owner. Some<br />
of these sellers have health issues<br />
requiring them to be in their home<br />
country for medical care.<br />
- The third group is considering<br />
a variation of number 1. They<br />
realize that to sell in this market at<br />
a discount will be the opportunity<br />
to buy at a lower price. In this<br />
case, they will down-size into<br />
a condominium and pocket<br />
some cash as well. There is less<br />
responsibility and cost (usually)<br />
owning a condominium as opposed<br />
to a large villa. This group travels<br />
between homes and will keep a<br />
condominium in Mexico.<br />
The sellers and buyers mentioned<br />
above have certain conditions or<br />
issues in <strong>com</strong>mon.<br />
- All have major health care<br />
options in their home countries.<br />
There is no expectation that they<br />
will receive these national health<br />
plans in Mexico. However,<br />
most have the option to buy<br />
insurance here or pay for medical<br />
treatment and continued care in<br />
Mexico. They have the option for<br />
traditional medical procedures<br />
with the private hospitals and<br />
physicians, as well as alternative<br />
care including Chinese medicine,<br />
natural remedies, and homeopathy<br />
treatments.<br />
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- They have the luxury of various<br />
lifestyle choices.<br />
- Paying estate taxes is not an<br />
issue to some of the seniors, but<br />
all are aware and understand tax<br />
costs.<br />
- The Bay’s climate and<br />
elevation at sea level has a lot to<br />
do with health and psychological<br />
choices of these seniors. Who<br />
wants to be sick in a cold or rainy<br />
climate? Humans respond to the<br />
health benefits of sunshine, and<br />
mineral-laden sea water. Clear<br />
skies, frequent breezes and contact<br />
with nature, consciously or not,<br />
create strong impulses to live here<br />
in Vallarta and other locations in<br />
Nayarit and Jalisco.<br />
This article is based upon legal<br />
opinions, current practices and my<br />
personal experiences. I re<strong>com</strong>mend<br />
that each potential buyer or seller<br />
of real estate conduct his own due<br />
diligence and review.<br />
Harriet Murray can be contacted at<br />
harriet@casasandvillas.<strong>com</strong><br />
Photo by Jim Manson
22<br />
Somehow I never seem able to<br />
churn out a timely column. Stuff<br />
happens, and I don’t get around to<br />
writing about it till months or even<br />
years later. Such is the case with<br />
the posada which took place on<br />
December 17, 2011, on the street<br />
where I live.<br />
There is probably nothing<br />
more charming (under ordinary<br />
circumstances) than a Mexican<br />
posada, a festive block party put on<br />
jointly by all your neighbors, with<br />
music, food and balloons galore. My<br />
neighbors always invite me to this<br />
annual event, but I rarely attend, for<br />
reasons which will make themselves<br />
obvious shortly.<br />
But first, a disclaimer: It is not my<br />
intention here to cast aspersions on<br />
any of the following categories of<br />
human being: neighbors, posadagoers,<br />
residents of my colonia, or<br />
Mexicans in general. So let me<br />
preface what I am about to relate by<br />
saying this: I have made various tours<br />
of my neighborhood on numerous<br />
Saturday nights, and have rarely<br />
encountered extremely loud, drunken<br />
Gil Gevins’ Page<br />
A LOTTA POSADA<br />
by<br />
GIL GEVINS<br />
obnoxious parties taking place on the<br />
street - except, in front of my house!<br />
Returning from the beach late that<br />
fateful evening, Lucy and I found our<br />
block closed off to traffic, and were<br />
forced to park around the corner.<br />
Our eyes bleached with anxiety, we<br />
looked at each other and mouthed the<br />
dreaded word: “Posada!”<br />
“Maybe it won’t be so loud this<br />
year,” I offered hopefully.<br />
Then we rounded the corner<br />
and saw the band setting up on<br />
the sidewalk directly outside our<br />
bedroom window. The band was not<br />
large, but the amplifiers attached to<br />
their instruments were huge.<br />
For a while we were able to<br />
minimize the damage being visited<br />
upon our tympani by remaining at<br />
the back of the house, as far from<br />
the street as we could get, and by<br />
stuffing our ears with sterilized cotton<br />
balls. When it was time to go to bed,<br />
Lucy announced that she was going<br />
to curl up on the kitchen floor atop<br />
my Arnold Schwarzenegger Power<br />
Mat. My wife, incidentally, can sleep<br />
through almost anything, and has<br />
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demonstrated this talent on various<br />
occasions, slumbering right through<br />
hurricanes, earthquakes and even<br />
baptisms.<br />
I am not so fortunate. I’m a light<br />
sleeper at best, don’t do well on the<br />
floor, and the amount of Ambien I<br />
would have been forced to swallow in<br />
order to sleep through this din would<br />
have left me <strong>com</strong>atose for a week.<br />
“You know what, honey,” I told my<br />
wife, “I think I’ll join the party for<br />
a while. You know, if you can’t lick<br />
‘em, join ‘em?”<br />
Lucy regarded me as if I were<br />
insane.<br />
It was a little after midnight when I<br />
made it out to the street. The posada<br />
had peaked, attendance-wise, but not<br />
noise-wise. All the kids, as well as most<br />
of the adults had gone home to bed.<br />
It was down to ten hard-core partygoers<br />
and the band. My immediate<br />
neighbors, Mario, Leonardo and<br />
Carlos, formed the core of the hardcore.<br />
A trio of dissipated fishermen,<br />
they lived all in a row, directly across<br />
the street. At the moment they were<br />
using the hood of my car as their bar.<br />
I counted five bottles.<br />
Mario, Leonardo and Carlos<br />
greeted my arrival with incoherent<br />
but seemingly friendly shouts. In their<br />
advanced state of alcohol-poisoning<br />
they’d apparently forgotten that we<br />
were not currently on speaking terms.<br />
I’d <strong>com</strong>e armed with a police<br />
whistle and a bottle of Raicilla (the<br />
world’s most vicious moonshine).<br />
The moonshine was not for me to<br />
consume - my internist had forbidden<br />
that years ago--but to share with my<br />
raucous neighbors and the band, in<br />
the hopes that its consumption would<br />
nudge them into unconsciousness<br />
sooner rather than later. Pretending<br />
to take a slug of the Drano-like liquid<br />
myself (burning my lips, soft palette<br />
and tongue in the process) I passed the<br />
bottle round to my thirsty neighbors.<br />
The Raicilla seemed to have no<br />
additional debilitating effect on Mario,<br />
Leonardo and Carlos, who, for the<br />
past several years, had been making<br />
of my Saturday nights a living hell.<br />
On the other hand, the Raicilla was<br />
definitely confusing the band, whose<br />
four members were now playing what<br />
sounded like four different songs.<br />
The bewildered band’s weird music<br />
seemed to touch a reptilian nerve in<br />
the posada-goers, who began to argue<br />
intensely over whose request was<br />
being played and whose was being<br />
passed over.<br />
The argument grew increasingly<br />
heated, devolving into a pushing<br />
and shoving match. I stood on the<br />
sidelines, downing my fourth beer,<br />
and toasting the spirit of Christmas.<br />
The shoving match soon degenerated<br />
into an amorphous ineffectual brawl,<br />
with everyone swinging and missing<br />
at everyone else, like a Wrestlemania<br />
Free-For-All on Quaaludes.<br />
But where was the referee?<br />
Removing the whistle from my<br />
pocket, I decided to bring a little order<br />
to the chaos.<br />
“You’re disqualified!” I shouted at<br />
Mario, blowing the whistle as hard as<br />
I could into his left ear.<br />
Mario was momentarily stunned<br />
by the force of the whistle. But he<br />
recovered quickly, making a loud<br />
and not entirely <strong>com</strong>plimentary<br />
reference to my mother. For a<br />
moment I seriously considered<br />
pouring the rest of the Raicilla over<br />
his head and setting him on fire. But<br />
I was prevented from making this<br />
humanitarian gesture by Carlos, who<br />
jumped onto Mario’s back and began<br />
to ride his neighbor around the block<br />
like a deformed burro.<br />
Then the police showed up in a<br />
shiny white pick-up. Apparently,<br />
someone had <strong>com</strong>plained about the<br />
noise - I don’t know why; the whole<br />
neighborhood must have been deaf by<br />
now. The policemen told the band to<br />
turn down the volume. It was, after<br />
all, three in the morning. The band<br />
ignored them, and the police left, but<br />
not until they’d each grabbed a beer<br />
off the hood of my car.<br />
Gil Gevins is the author of the hilarious<br />
new novel, SLIME AND PUNISHMENT.<br />
Signed copies of all Gil’s books, including<br />
the classic, PUERTO VALLARTA ON<br />
49 BRAIN CELLS A DAY, are available<br />
at his wife’s wonderful folk-art shop,<br />
LUCY’S CUCU CABAÑA, located at 295<br />
Basilio Badillo.
The New York Times Tuesday Crossword Puzzle<br />
SUDOKU!<br />
Sudoku is a logic-based placement puzzle.<br />
The aim of the puzzle is to enter a numerical digit from 1 through 9 in each<br />
row, column and group of squares enclosed by the bold lines (also called a<br />
box). Each box must contain each number only once, starting with various<br />
digits given in some cells (the “givens”). Each row, column, and region must<br />
contain only one instance of each numeral.<br />
Completing the puzzle requires patience.<br />
It is re<strong>com</strong>mended as therapy because some studies have suggested they<br />
might improve memory, attention and problem solving while staving off<br />
mental decline and perhaps reducing the risk of Alzheimer’s disease.<br />
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Brain Teasers 23<br />
Solution to Crossword on Page 20<br />
Solution to Sudoku on Page 20
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