Malibu Nanny: The True Adventures Of The Former Kardashian Nanny

Bruce told me one time that I was a cross between Farrah Fawcett and
Goldie Hawn, which put a big smile on my face. Despite this, the
subject of plastic surgery
came up one day in an
unexpected way. Bruce was
looking at me funny.
“What?” I asked as he stared
at my face.
“You should probably have a
little taken off your nose.”
Huh? I’m nineteen. It had
never, ever occurred to me
that I might need a nose job,
despite the fact that the
Behan family is known for their “ski-slope” noses.
I looked at him like he was crazy and said, “Yeah, well I don’t think I
will be doing that any time soon.”
I guess in the land of the beautiful and perfect people, there was always
some “work” that could be done.
After a conversation we had about his years as an athlete and competing
in the Decathlon, I shared with him a story from my athletic career. I
still have nightmares about one track meet. My coach, Mrs. Oachs (yes,
the same Mrs. Oachs who was my Home Ec teacher…remember it was a
very small town), decided on the day of a meet that I should run the 330meter
hurdles. Now keep in mind that I had never run that race before,
not even in practice. It is one of the toughest races, as you have to sprint
through the entire race, and 330 meters is a long way to sprint. I wanted
to cry, felt like throwing up, and almost walked off the track to have my