Malibu Nanny: The True Adventures Of The Former Kardashian Nanny

he rode over to me, a real live “Marlboro Man” dressed in chaps, boots
and cowboy hat, the horse’s mane flowing in the wind. It was like a
scene from a movie. My mouth hung wide open. I couldn’t believe
Khloe was introducing this gorgeous specimen of a man to me. Dan was
friendly as can be, but nothing ever happened between us, unfortunately.
However, during the hour she had her lesson, I would wait there with
her, admiring from afar the Marlboro Man, while I imagined scenes from
a romance novel in my head.
Besides horses, Khloe also loved dogs, especially Harley the puppy.
One of the firm rules I had about Harley was that the kids never feed him
table food. However, Khloe didn’t like that rule, and would always
sneak food to Harley. One night, we had bow tie pasta for dinner. After
the kids had left the table, and I was in the kitchen cleaning up, Harley
threw up – a nice little pile of bow tie pasta. I called to Khloe in the next
room.
“Khloe, did you feed Harley from the table again?”
She called back, “No!”
To which I responded, “Really? Well, can you come here for a
moment?”
I showed her the small mound of perfectly formed bow tie pasta on the
floor. A sheepish smile covered her face. I didn’t say anything, but
handed her a paper towel to clean it up. She disappeared for a moment
and came back with a bandana covering her nose and mouth, and with
exclamations of “yuck” and “ewww” she cleaned up the mess.
I loved country music, and would play it around the house or in the car
whenever I had the chance. Kris and the older girls couldn’t stand
country, and they always made me turn it off. But Khloe and Robert
loved it. One of our favorite country songs was “The Auctioneer Song.”