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Page 2—Thursday, May 3, 20<strong>12</strong>, The <strong>Callaway</strong> <strong>Courier</strong><br />
Meanderings<br />
by Michael A. Wendorff<br />
I read a story on the internet Monday morning<br />
about a new ap for your smart phone or tablet. It’s<br />
called “Ugly Meter Pro.”<br />
Take a picture of yourself and turn on the ap. It<br />
scans your facial features and then scales it from<br />
one to 100 — one being rated beautiful and 100<br />
in the coyote ugly neighborhood where people<br />
scream and run. That is, unless I got that backward.<br />
It has nothing to do with how you do your<br />
hair, mustache or beard. It measures facial features,<br />
nose, eyes, etc., to come up with whatever<br />
rating scale the ap designers arrived at. Scientific?<br />
Don’t know, I was too frightened to read on.<br />
Get one and have fun with all your friends.<br />
Deal your self-esteem a mortal blow, tick off your<br />
spouse, or acquaintances who may soon become<br />
your enemies. Be as shallow as you can be. Do<br />
people call your baby beautiful and then grimace?<br />
Snap a pic and take objective measurements.<br />
Now, we all have our own self-impressions of<br />
how we look in the mirror every morning. At my<br />
age it’s fully evident that the skin is no longer<br />
as tight or smooth as it once was, the chin less<br />
prominent and the wattle of a turkey has somehow<br />
appeared on my neck. I don’t need an ap to tell<br />
the obvious. Nor do I want to be in a public place<br />
somewhere and spot a group of people looking at<br />
me and giggling as they examine a smart phone<br />
pic. Suddenly, a “bat hanging out of the cave”, an<br />
undone zipper or toilet paper on the shoe is the<br />
least of your worries.<br />
Imagine some poor sot trying to pick up a girl<br />
at a night club. She snaps a picture, runs the scan<br />
and then says, “Nope, too ugly.” That might turn<br />
a lot of single guys celibate who never had a clue<br />
how repulsive they were before the shoot-down.<br />
Going through the ap store on my wireless<br />
tablet opens up whole new vistas of humiliation<br />
with aps available to destroy or restore your selfesteem.<br />
There’s moron tests, personality tests,<br />
love and sex compatibility tests, boyfriend tests<br />
(like boys need any more pressure to meet unrealistic<br />
expectations from the girl it took 3 weeks to<br />
get the courage to ask out in the first place), or fun<br />
games like Pimple Popper and Hair Plucker to get<br />
you wondering about those things, too.<br />
Once your self-image is thoroughly wrecked,<br />
the ap store has calorie counters, fitness guides,<br />
make-up and complexion guides, horoscopes, selfhypnosis,<br />
relationship books, fashion advice, sex<br />
advice, tarot cards for predicting the future, etc.<br />
You can, without ever looking up from your smart<br />
phone, turn yourself into an entirely new person<br />
that everyone always hoped for but never realistically<br />
expected. Consider the source material.<br />
If all else fails, you can download a bubble popper<br />
which is a digital version of packing bubble<br />
wrap you pop to relieve anxiety and take your<br />
mind off your social standing for awhile. It should<br />
also be irritating to people nearby (bonus).<br />
Despite my angst at being digitally scanned for<br />
homeliness, don’t expect magical change in my<br />
personality or looks. What you see is what you get.<br />
Just don’t point a phone at me on the street and<br />
then laugh behind your hand. I’ve spent my whole<br />
life learning how to not give a hoot what others<br />
think. Please don’t undo my false sense of security<br />
with digital scans of my admittedly ugly mug.<br />
Also, I think I’ll avoid the moron test — not having<br />
studied.<br />
Prize winning<br />
newspaper 2011<br />
Nebraska Press Association<br />
The <strong>Callaway</strong> <strong>Courier</strong><br />
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Volume 45, Issue 7 Thursday, May 3, 2011<br />
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Editorial Page<br />
Important Health Message<br />
As I was lying in bed pondering<br />
the problems of the world, I<br />
rapidly realized that I don’t really<br />
give a rat’s behind:<br />
1. If walking and cycling is<br />
good for your health, the postman<br />
would be immortal.<br />
2. A whale swims all day,<br />
only eats fish, drinks water, and<br />
is still fat.<br />
3. A rabbit runs and hops and<br />
only lives a few years.<br />
4. But a tortoise doesn’t run<br />
and do anything quickly, yet it<br />
lives for 450 years.<br />
And you tell me to exercise?<br />
I don’t think so.<br />
I’m retired. Go around me!<br />
* * *<br />
Heartwarmer<br />
Stories about children and<br />
their views of the world are always<br />
touching.<br />
A father watched his young<br />
daughter playing in the garden.<br />
He smiled as he reflected on<br />
how sweet and pure his little girl<br />
was. Tears formed in his eyes as<br />
he thought about her seeing the<br />
wonders of nature through such<br />
innocent eyes. Suddenly she just<br />
stopped and stared at the ground.<br />
He went over to her to see what<br />
work of God had captured her<br />
attention.<br />
He noticed she was looking at<br />
two spiders mating.<br />
“Daddy, what are those two<br />
spiders doing?” she asked.<br />
“They’re mating.” her father<br />
replied.<br />
“What do you call the spider<br />
on top?” she asked.<br />
“A Daddy Longlegs.” her<br />
father answered.<br />
“So, the other one is a Mommy<br />
Longlegs?” the little girl asked.<br />
As his heart soared with the<br />
joy of such a cute and innocent<br />
question he replied, “No dear<br />
both of them are Daddy Longlegs.”<br />
The little girl, looking a little<br />
The Arnold Sentinel<br />
In a few days, the Arnold<br />
and <strong>Callaway</strong> school boards<br />
will hold their separate regular<br />
meetings and vote either yes or<br />
no to sanctioning a South Loup<br />
Bobcat cheerleading squad. Between<br />
the two boards, the issue<br />
of cheerleading has taken up<br />
many hours of discussion time,<br />
and board members seem to be<br />
ready to finally resolve an issue<br />
that has confused and puzzled<br />
patrons of both districts.<br />
Why has it been an issue<br />
at all, is the comment most<br />
often heard from residents of<br />
the district. For decades, there<br />
have been cheerleading squads<br />
in both towns. Then, with the<br />
formation of the South Loup<br />
Bobcat athletic co-op between<br />
Arnold and <strong>Callaway</strong>, there was<br />
a combined squad.<br />
The cheerleading program<br />
took a break last year, when<br />
there didn’t appear to be<br />
enough interest or senior leadership.<br />
The Arnold board said<br />
at that time that the program<br />
would be revisited if there was<br />
enough interest. Fast forward<br />
to February of 20<strong>12</strong>, and there<br />
was more than enough interest<br />
by participants, but at the<br />
recommendation of the South<br />
Loup Bobcat Co-op Athletic<br />
Board, both boards voted “no”<br />
to cheerleading. It was not a<br />
unanimous decision. Reasons<br />
puzzled thought for a moment,<br />
then lifted her foot and stomped<br />
them flat.<br />
“Well,” she said, “that may be<br />
okay in San Francisco , but we’re<br />
not having any of that stuff in<br />
Nebraska.”<br />
* * *<br />
55th High School Reunion<br />
He was a widower and she<br />
a widow. They had known each<br />
other for a number of years being<br />
high school classmates and having<br />
attended class reunions in the<br />
last 20 years without fail.<br />
This 55th anniversary of<br />
their class, the widower and the<br />
widow made a foursome with<br />
two other singles. They had a<br />
wonderful evening, their spirits<br />
high. The widower throwing<br />
admiring glances across the<br />
table. The widow smiling coyly<br />
back at him.<br />
Finally, he picked up courage<br />
to ask her, “Will you marry<br />
me?”<br />
After about six seconds of<br />
careful consideration, she answered,<br />
“Yes, yes I will!”<br />
The evening ended on a happy<br />
note for the widower. But the next<br />
morning he was troubled. Did she<br />
say “Yes” or did she say “No?” He<br />
couldn’t remember. Try as he<br />
would, he just could not recall.<br />
He went over the conversation<br />
of the previous evening, but his<br />
mind was blank.<br />
for not having the program<br />
included transportation and<br />
practice time issues and drama<br />
within the first combined<br />
squad.<br />
Although the girls assured<br />
board members that they have<br />
gotten to know each other and<br />
have become friends since then,<br />
the answer was still no. In a later<br />
meeting, Superintendent (Patrick)<br />
Osmond mentioned that<br />
parents had complained that<br />
there were too many activities,<br />
and this also affected the decision.<br />
From news coverage of<br />
those meetings, we know that,<br />
in fact, parents complained that<br />
there were too many ball games,<br />
and the overloaded schedule<br />
was affecting other activities,<br />
such as drama, speech and<br />
Mock Trial.<br />
Sponsor Tammy Weinman<br />
and her band of hopeful<br />
cheerleaders then decided to<br />
form a private cheer squad, and<br />
began making plans to attend<br />
camps and signed up to help<br />
with upcoming community<br />
events. But their plans were<br />
squelched again, when the issue<br />
of school liability was brought<br />
up. At March meetings, Superintendent<br />
Osmond presented<br />
liability release documents for<br />
the boards to approve. Neither<br />
board did, because there was<br />
disagreement on whether there<br />
even was a liability issue with a<br />
Worth<br />
Repeatin’<br />
From the collection<br />
of Pat Young<br />
He remembered asking the<br />
question but for the life of him<br />
could not recall her response.<br />
With fear and trepidation he<br />
picked up the phone and called<br />
her.<br />
First, he explained that he<br />
couldn’t remember as well as<br />
he used to. Then he reviewed<br />
non-sanctioned squad.<br />
Students and concerned<br />
residents spoke out at that<br />
meeting in favor of cheerleading.<br />
One week later, Arnold<br />
School Board President Duane<br />
Bowers requested a combined<br />
workshop between the two<br />
boards to decide whether or not<br />
to revisit the issue. At their own<br />
discretion, the boards decided<br />
to take another vote at their<br />
upcoming May meetings.<br />
If they vote “yes,” the boards<br />
agreed that sponsors would be<br />
paid and transportation would<br />
be provided for the squad.<br />
All should be well, but this<br />
brings us to a whole new puzzling<br />
issue; that of who will<br />
be sponsors if the boards vote<br />
yes to the program. The most<br />
obvious candidate for head<br />
sponsor from Arnold is Tammy<br />
Weinman — a woman who has<br />
a coaching endorsement, has<br />
sponsored cheerleading for<br />
several years for no pay, and<br />
has involved the girls in almost<br />
every community event there is,<br />
helping them build leadership<br />
skills and their community<br />
service resume.<br />
It’s just good, common<br />
sense. But at the workshop,<br />
it became apparent that she<br />
would not be the obvious<br />
choice. Her response was asking<br />
the administration if she<br />
and the other two interested<br />
the past evening. As he gained<br />
a little more courage, he then<br />
inquired of her: “When I asked if<br />
you would marry me, did you say<br />
“Yes” or did you say “No?”<br />
“Why you silly man I said,<br />
‘Yes. Yes I will’ And I meant it<br />
with all my heart.”<br />
The widower was delighted.<br />
He felt his heart skip a beat.<br />
Then she continued. “And I<br />
am so glad you called because I<br />
couldn’t remember who asked<br />
me!”<br />
Guest Editorial<br />
‘To cheer or not to cheer?’ That is the question<br />
by Sen. Mike Johanns<br />
Last week, the Senate took a very positive<br />
step toward improving federal farm<br />
policy. An update of the farm bill passed<br />
overwhelmingly out of the Agriculture<br />
Committee, enjoying strong support from<br />
both Democrats and Republicans. This bill<br />
is an improvement for American agriculture:<br />
it’s simple, it’s straightforward, and<br />
it’s more market-oriented. Better yet, it’s<br />
fiscally responsible and will help to cut our<br />
country’s troubling budget deficit.<br />
Certainly the most pressing issue of our<br />
time remains our mounting debt, and the<br />
farm bill was drafted with this in mind. The<br />
bill saves more than $23 billion in farm<br />
and nutrition programs, while helping<br />
producers manage their risk and ensuring<br />
we continue to address hunger. Having a<br />
committee come together in a bipartisan<br />
way to cut spending in a responsible manner<br />
is a breath of fresh air.<br />
I’ve met with many of you over the past<br />
year, often times at my Ag Policy Perspectives<br />
events, to discuss the new farm bill. Your<br />
Letters<br />
To the Editor:<br />
It was great to see the enthusiastic<br />
reception given to<br />
“Ag Fest 20<strong>12</strong>” held in Dawson<br />
and Custer counties. This activity<br />
drew more than 751 fourth<br />
and fifth graders, their teachers<br />
and sponsors. The “Agricultural<br />
Community” should appreciate<br />
the strong interest school<br />
administrators, teachers, and<br />
students have in learning more<br />
about their industry. Thanks<br />
to them for taking time out of<br />
school schedules to attend.<br />
Another pat on the back<br />
goes to those ag producers,<br />
commodity groups, media,<br />
agribusinesses, and FFA groups<br />
that contributed to and were on<br />
hand to tell the amazing story<br />
of American agriculture. It is a<br />
story of a lifestyle and business<br />
that has an ag producer working<br />
for 19¢ of every food dollar to<br />
thoughts and ideas are reflected<br />
in the legislation we crafted in<br />
the Agriculture Committee. The<br />
crop insurance program has<br />
been effective and popular, and<br />
it will continue to be a central<br />
risk management tool for farmers<br />
and ranchers. There has also<br />
been broad acknowledgement that<br />
direct payments must be made a<br />
thing of the past, and this farm<br />
bill steers us in that direction. The<br />
Adjusted Gross Income cap has also been<br />
reduced, further targeting government farm<br />
supports to producers who need it most.<br />
I am pleased to report that several of<br />
my ideas and amendments are included<br />
in the bill. I’ve long been an advocate for<br />
policies which support beginning farmers<br />
and ranchers as well as returning veterans<br />
looking to start careers in farming. These<br />
proposals were roundly supported and<br />
included in the bill. It is critical that our<br />
federal farm policy keeps in mind the future<br />
generations of ag producers.<br />
sponsors from <strong>Callaway</strong> would<br />
be “pushed aside.”<br />
Superintendent Osmond<br />
informed the boards that the<br />
sponsors should be full-time<br />
employees from both schools.<br />
<strong>Callaway</strong> board member Mary<br />
Ridder disagreed, saying the<br />
schools should be looking for<br />
good leadership for the program,<br />
and that it has never<br />
been an issue before. It was also<br />
brought up that two current<br />
head coaches of the athletic<br />
co-op are not full-time school<br />
employees.<br />
Ridder was right. It never<br />
has been an issue, considering<br />
just two years ago, Weinman<br />
was a sponsor.<br />
So, if the boards vote “yes,” is<br />
it possible that the one person<br />
who is most qualified for the<br />
job, pushed for the program<br />
for the girls and actually asked<br />
for the job, will be the last on<br />
the list to be considered? The<br />
duties of a cheerleading sponsor<br />
include eight months of time<br />
commitment.<br />
The best the district can hope<br />
for in looking within the system<br />
is a half-hearted agreement or<br />
including it in a job description.<br />
Most likely, it will not be the<br />
leadership that Ridder says the<br />
girls need.<br />
The biggest question of all is,<br />
will board members voice their<br />
opinion? Only time will tell.<br />
A positive step forward on the Farm Bill<br />
Mike Johanns<br />
Thanks for letting<br />
the <strong>Callaway</strong><br />
<strong>Courier</strong> into your<br />
life in 20<strong>12</strong>!<br />
produce food for 155 people.<br />
These stewards of the environment<br />
strive year after trying<br />
year to provide each of us with<br />
the most abundant, wholesome<br />
and safest food supply possible<br />
... and they succeed.<br />
As Extension workers, we<br />
appreciate everyone’s cooperation<br />
on “Ag Fest 20<strong>12</strong>”;<br />
and believe, that with all the<br />
help we received, our goal of<br />
educating young people on the<br />
impact of Nebraska Agriculture<br />
was met.<br />
We applaud others taking<br />
on similar challenges and look<br />
forward to the next Ag Fest.<br />
Sincerely,<br />
UNL Extension - Dawson<br />
County Staff: Bruce Treffer,<br />
Andrea Nisley, Mike Wolff<br />
UNL Extension - Custer<br />
County Staff: Troy Walz, Jessye<br />
Goertz, Colleen Peterson<br />
Another area I was glad the<br />
committee spent time discussing<br />
was trade. The bill also includes<br />
an amendment of mine to ensure<br />
USDA continues to prioritize<br />
trade. The recently enacted trade<br />
agreements with Korea and<br />
Colombia shouldn’t be stopping<br />
points. We must keep working<br />
to level the playing field for our<br />
producers by lowering trade barriers<br />
around the globe. Having<br />
served previously as Agriculture Secretary,<br />
it’s my opinion that trade policies at USDA<br />
can be better focused and coordinated, and<br />
my amendment will have the department<br />
evaluate improvements.<br />
The farm bill is by no means perfect, but<br />
it is a positive turning point for American<br />
farm policy. It will benefit farmers and<br />
ranchers, it will benefit the American<br />
people, and it helps get our country back<br />
on a fiscally sustainable path. I was pleased<br />
to support it and look forward to its consideration<br />
in the full Senate.