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14 June 8 — 10, 20<strong>12</strong><br />
Campaigning for Robots<br />
D ear<br />
Lord Bobo, by law, what<br />
is the campaigning period<br />
in the lead-up to the<br />
General Elections? SK Chan,<br />
via email<br />
Well, according to Section…<br />
eh wait, isn’t this an<br />
example of one of the most<br />
pointless pieces of legislation<br />
in the country? Campaigning<br />
period? Surely we<br />
have been in the midst of an<br />
intensive election campaign<br />
for at least <strong>12</strong> months already.<br />
Hardly a day goes by that<br />
the mainstream and alternative<br />
media does not scream out a political<br />
scandal or two. Almost every weekend<br />
there is some sort of ceramah, forum, talk, or debate.<br />
Not to forget those ceramahs disguised as “debates”.<br />
Which really is a shame for Malaysia. Instead of making<br />
decisions based on merit, and what’s right or wrong, or what’s<br />
good for the people, Malaysian politicians seem to weigh<br />
decisions based on what will get them more votes. Similarly,<br />
when contentious issues crop up, politicians seem to only be<br />
passionate about the ones where their party <strong>–</strong> or someone<br />
connected to their party <strong>–</strong> is not at fault, rather than considering<br />
at oh-so-irrelevant considerations such as justice and citizen<br />
welfare.<br />
Even if it’s a blatant injustice, if it has a chance of making<br />
“their side” look bad, our politicians will conveniently go silent.<br />
Even the more vocal ones on Twitter suddenly don’t reply to<br />
@mentions and go offline for a couple of days until the “heat”<br />
dies down. If they are somehow cornered into addressing the<br />
issue, there’s always the good-ol “bring up another scandal/<br />
accusation” technique.<br />
Police gang-beating citizens? “Hey look at these hand<br />
signals that Anwar was making!” Sex video? “Submarine<br />
scandal!” Police brutality condemned by Bar Council? “I<br />
challenge the Bar Council President to be a man and come<br />
contest the next elections on my homeground!” And it goes<br />
on and on and on.<br />
So, campaigning period? As far as His Supreme Eminenceness<br />
is concerned, it is an ever-present and never-ending<br />
campaign period. It has no beginning, and for now it looks<br />
like it has no end.<br />
L ord<br />
Bobo, I’ve noticed an increase in those robot<br />
construction workers at roadwork zones lately. Do<br />
you think these are effective, and if so should these<br />
robots be used in other sectors? R3D3, via email<br />
Where to get your<br />
LRT Stations (Distribution by hand) <strong>–</strong><br />
Morning<br />
Ampang <strong>–</strong> Sentul Timur<br />
Ampang<br />
Cahaya<br />
Cempaka<br />
Pandan Indah<br />
Pandan Jaya<br />
Sentul Timur<br />
Sentul<br />
Kelana Jaya <strong>–</strong> Terminal Putra<br />
Kelana Jaya<br />
Taman Bahagia<br />
Taman Paramount<br />
Asia Jaya<br />
Taman Jaya<br />
Universiti<br />
Sri Rampai<br />
Wangsa Maju<br />
Taman Melati<br />
Sri Petaling <strong>–</strong> Sentul Timur<br />
Taman Melati<br />
Sri Petaling<br />
Bukit Jalil<br />
Bandar Tasik Selatan<br />
Salak Selatan<br />
Shopping Malls<br />
(From Saturday noon)<br />
1 UTAMA<br />
Tropicana Mall<br />
Sunway Pyramid<br />
The Curve<br />
IOI Mall<br />
Plaza Damas<br />
Ikano Power Centre<br />
Empire Subang<br />
MetroPoint<br />
Centro Mall, Klang<br />
Bangsar Shopping Complex<br />
Hypermarkets<br />
(From Saturday noon)<br />
Tesco (Puchong, Kajang, Mutiara<br />
Damansara, Rawang, Bukit Tinggi,<br />
Setia Alam, Ampang, Extra Shah Alam,<br />
Kepong)<br />
Now that you mention it, those things do seem to<br />
be everywhere!<br />
In the beginning, they seemed to be waving<br />
red flags up and down, which we suppose served<br />
a good purpose of getting motorists’ attention<br />
and convincing them that slowing down<br />
around a roadwork site would be a good idea.<br />
But, after some time (ie a couple of days,<br />
tops) they would break down and stop moving,<br />
holding the flag at random angles.<br />
After a few more days, the flag would<br />
disappear, and they’d just end up being things<br />
that look like people doing work, but actually<br />
are just holding a rotting stick. Lord Bobo sniffs<br />
some symbolism here.<br />
As for using these robots in other sectors, we<br />
suppose that could work somehow. But the problem<br />
is, they’re not really “robots” are they? The word “robot”<br />
somehow implies the presence of some form of artificial intelligence.<br />
They’re more of machines; mechanical inventions that<br />
do repetitive tasks without applying any thought to it.<br />
They wouldn’t be responsive to even constructive criticism.<br />
At most they could be pre-programmed to repeat the same<br />
things over and over again, no matter how illogical or unsuitable<br />
the response is to the situation at hand. They would just<br />
Giant (Puchong,<br />
Kajang, Bandar<br />
Kinrara, Klang,<br />
Pandamaran,<br />
Bandar Selayang, Kota Damansara,<br />
Taman Setiawangsa, Putra Heights,<br />
Taman Connaught, Kelana Jaya, Bukit<br />
Antarabangsa, Subang Jaya, Bukit<br />
Tinggi, Setia Alam, Kota Kemuning)<br />
Carrefour (Bukit Rimau, Subang Jaya,<br />
Wangsa Maju, Sri Petaling, Kepong,<br />
Puchong, Ampang, Jalan Peel, Jalan<br />
Kapar, Bandar Tun Hussein Onn, S23<br />
Shah Alam)<br />
Jusco<br />
(Bukit Tinggi,<br />
Tmn Maluri,<br />
Wangsa Maju, Bandar Baru Klang,<br />
Mahkota Cheras)<br />
Commuter Stations<br />
(Distribution by hand) <strong>–</strong> Morning<br />
Sentul <strong>–</strong> Port Klang<br />
Port Klang<br />
Bukit Badak<br />
Shah Alam<br />
Subang Jaya<br />
Jalan Templer<br />
Petaling<br />
Rawang <strong>–</strong> Seremban<br />
Kuala Kubu Baru<br />
Sungai Buloh<br />
Kepong Sentral<br />
Kepong<br />
Morning Wet Markets<br />
(Saturday morning)<br />
Jalan SS2/62<br />
Taman Medan<br />
Jalan 17/27<br />
SS15 Subang Jaya<br />
Taman Kuchai Lama<br />
Taman OUG<br />
Pasar Taman Megah<br />
Pasar Jalan Othman<br />
Pasar Jalan 17/2<br />
Pasar Sek 14<br />
keep doing what<br />
they’re doing in the<br />
face of obvious error,<br />
until they break down<br />
or are shut down.<br />
Wait, are you<br />
thinking what we’re<br />
thinking?<br />
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p <strong>12</strong> & <strong>13</strong><br />
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community May 20 — 22, 2011/ issue 25<br />
Petaling Jaya: Dilapidated<br />
low-cost flats throughout <strong>Selangor</strong><br />
may get a new lease of life if<br />
a pilot programme to rehabilitate<br />
such homes is successful.<br />
The ambitious and first-of-itskind<br />
project is being carried out by<br />
the Petaling Jaya City Council<br />
(MBPJ) in collaboration with Veritas<br />
Design Group, a private company,<br />
and Rumah Air Panas, a<br />
community-based charity.<br />
The single block at the Taman<br />
Maju Jaya apartments here, which<br />
houses 59 families, will be the first<br />
to undergo the transformation,<br />
which includes renovations and refurbishments<br />
while keeping the<br />
physical aspects intact.<br />
"All works are based on the decisions<br />
made by the residents," said<br />
social activist Wong Hay Cheong.<br />
Wong, who mooted the idea,<br />
pointed out that many of the residents<br />
were forced to move into the<br />
flats when squatter settlements were<br />
demolished, but the buildings and<br />
facilities were hardly adequate.<br />
“The entry of Veritas Design<br />
Group, which has contributed Wong said the private firm is car-<br />
RM100,000 and the skills [of their rying out the project as part of its<br />
architects], means that is going to Corporate Social Responsibility<br />
change,” said Wong.<br />
(CSR) programme, having spent the<br />
As many as 50,000 families were last two years laying the groundwork<br />
relocated to low-cost flats between for the project.<br />
2000 and 2008 under former Men- The company has been liaising<br />
teri Besar Dr Khir Toyo's Zero with the families regularly to get<br />
Squatter policy which has been crit- feedback on their needs and help<br />
icised for creating high-rise ghettos. them decide on practical solutions.<br />
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Keeping abandoned babies<br />
safe: Faizah Mohd Tahir (left)<br />
demonstrating the use of the<br />
baby hatch as local celebrity<br />
Datin Sofia Jane looks on.<br />
• STory on page 10<br />
p 4<br />
Facelift for old flats<br />
p 15<br />
Their architects, using the latest architect Iskandar Razak.<br />
obtain what they need from their<br />
technologies and techniques, will Iskandar added that it was very business contacts.<br />
remodel the building on a tight difficult to obtain commitments “Despite it all, this is a very im-<br />
budget, which is estimated to be less from various parties at the start of portant project for us as we believe<br />
than RM500,000.<br />
the project, with funding still a seri- that a city should not be inhabited<br />
“It is very challenging; almost ous issue.<br />
by the wealthy only, but by every<br />
everything needs to be redone. The The success of the project rests on strata of society. In a way, we are re-<br />
wiring is horrible, the roof is leaking, sponsorships for the various compojuvenating the city,” said Iskandar.<br />
and the septic tank emits an awful nents, such as the supply of metal If the pilot is successful, the comstench,”<br />
said Veritas Design Group parts, and the company hopes to<br />
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