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14 June 8 — 10, 20<strong>12</strong><br />

Campaigning for Robots<br />

D ear<br />

Lord Bobo, by law, what<br />

is the campaigning period<br />

in the lead-up to the<br />

General Elections? SK Chan,<br />

via email<br />

Well, according to Section…<br />

eh wait, isn’t this an<br />

example of one of the most<br />

pointless pieces of legislation<br />

in the country? Campaigning<br />

period? Surely we<br />

have been in the midst of an<br />

intensive election campaign<br />

for at least <strong>12</strong> months already.<br />

Hardly a day goes by that<br />

the mainstream and alternative<br />

media does not scream out a political<br />

scandal or two. Almost every weekend<br />

there is some sort of ceramah, forum, talk, or debate.<br />

Not to forget those ceramahs disguised as “debates”.<br />

Which really is a shame for Malaysia. Instead of making<br />

decisions based on merit, and what’s right or wrong, or what’s<br />

good for the people, Malaysian politicians seem to weigh<br />

decisions based on what will get them more votes. Similarly,<br />

when contentious issues crop up, politicians seem to only be<br />

passionate about the ones where their party <strong>–</strong> or someone<br />

connected to their party <strong>–</strong> is not at fault, rather than considering<br />

at oh-so-irrelevant considerations such as justice and citizen<br />

welfare.<br />

Even if it’s a blatant injustice, if it has a chance of making<br />

“their side” look bad, our politicians will conveniently go silent.<br />

Even the more vocal ones on Twitter suddenly don’t reply to<br />

@mentions and go offline for a couple of days until the “heat”<br />

dies down. If they are somehow cornered into addressing the<br />

issue, there’s always the good-ol “bring up another scandal/<br />

accusation” technique.<br />

Police gang-beating citizens? “Hey look at these hand<br />

signals that Anwar was making!” Sex video? “Submarine<br />

scandal!” Police brutality condemned by Bar Council? “I<br />

challenge the Bar Council President to be a man and come<br />

contest the next elections on my homeground!” And it goes<br />

on and on and on.<br />

So, campaigning period? As far as His Supreme Eminenceness<br />

is concerned, it is an ever-present and never-ending<br />

campaign period. It has no beginning, and for now it looks<br />

like it has no end.<br />

L ord<br />

Bobo, I’ve noticed an increase in those robot<br />

construction workers at roadwork zones lately. Do<br />

you think these are effective, and if so should these<br />

robots be used in other sectors? R3D3, via email<br />

Where to get your<br />

LRT Stations (Distribution by hand) <strong>–</strong><br />

Morning<br />

Ampang <strong>–</strong> Sentul Timur<br />

Ampang<br />

Cahaya<br />

Cempaka<br />

Pandan Indah<br />

Pandan Jaya<br />

Sentul Timur<br />

Sentul<br />

Kelana Jaya <strong>–</strong> Terminal Putra<br />

Kelana Jaya<br />

Taman Bahagia<br />

Taman Paramount<br />

Asia Jaya<br />

Taman Jaya<br />

Universiti<br />

Sri Rampai<br />

Wangsa Maju<br />

Taman Melati<br />

Sri Petaling <strong>–</strong> Sentul Timur<br />

Taman Melati<br />

Sri Petaling<br />

Bukit Jalil<br />

Bandar Tasik Selatan<br />

Salak Selatan<br />

Shopping Malls<br />

(From Saturday noon)<br />

1 UTAMA<br />

Tropicana Mall<br />

Sunway Pyramid<br />

The Curve<br />

IOI Mall<br />

Plaza Damas<br />

Ikano Power Centre<br />

Empire Subang<br />

MetroPoint<br />

Centro Mall, Klang<br />

Bangsar Shopping Complex<br />

Hypermarkets<br />

(From Saturday noon)<br />

Tesco (Puchong, Kajang, Mutiara<br />

Damansara, Rawang, Bukit Tinggi,<br />

Setia Alam, Ampang, Extra Shah Alam,<br />

Kepong)<br />

Now that you mention it, those things do seem to<br />

be everywhere!<br />

In the beginning, they seemed to be waving<br />

red flags up and down, which we suppose served<br />

a good purpose of getting motorists’ attention<br />

and convincing them that slowing down<br />

around a roadwork site would be a good idea.<br />

But, after some time (ie a couple of days,<br />

tops) they would break down and stop moving,<br />

holding the flag at random angles.<br />

After a few more days, the flag would<br />

disappear, and they’d just end up being things<br />

that look like people doing work, but actually<br />

are just holding a rotting stick. Lord Bobo sniffs<br />

some symbolism here.<br />

As for using these robots in other sectors, we<br />

suppose that could work somehow. But the problem<br />

is, they’re not really “robots” are they? The word “robot”<br />

somehow implies the presence of some form of artificial intelligence.<br />

They’re more of machines; mechanical inventions that<br />

do repetitive tasks without applying any thought to it.<br />

They wouldn’t be responsive to even constructive criticism.<br />

At most they could be pre-programmed to repeat the same<br />

things over and over again, no matter how illogical or unsuitable<br />

the response is to the situation at hand. They would just<br />

Giant (Puchong,<br />

Kajang, Bandar<br />

Kinrara, Klang,<br />

Pandamaran,<br />

Bandar Selayang, Kota Damansara,<br />

Taman Setiawangsa, Putra Heights,<br />

Taman Connaught, Kelana Jaya, Bukit<br />

Antarabangsa, Subang Jaya, Bukit<br />

Tinggi, Setia Alam, Kota Kemuning)<br />

Carrefour (Bukit Rimau, Subang Jaya,<br />

Wangsa Maju, Sri Petaling, Kepong,<br />

Puchong, Ampang, Jalan Peel, Jalan<br />

Kapar, Bandar Tun Hussein Onn, S23<br />

Shah Alam)<br />

Jusco<br />

(Bukit Tinggi,<br />

Tmn Maluri,<br />

Wangsa Maju, Bandar Baru Klang,<br />

Mahkota Cheras)<br />

Commuter Stations<br />

(Distribution by hand) <strong>–</strong> Morning<br />

Sentul <strong>–</strong> Port Klang<br />

Port Klang<br />

Bukit Badak<br />

Shah Alam<br />

Subang Jaya<br />

Jalan Templer<br />

Petaling<br />

Rawang <strong>–</strong> Seremban<br />

Kuala Kubu Baru<br />

Sungai Buloh<br />

Kepong Sentral<br />

Kepong<br />

Morning Wet Markets<br />

(Saturday morning)<br />

Jalan SS2/62<br />

Taman Medan<br />

Jalan 17/27<br />

SS15 Subang Jaya<br />

Taman Kuchai Lama<br />

Taman OUG<br />

Pasar Taman Megah<br />

Pasar Jalan Othman<br />

Pasar Jalan 17/2<br />

Pasar Sek 14<br />

keep doing what<br />

they’re doing in the<br />

face of obvious error,<br />

until they break down<br />

or are shut down.<br />

Wait, are you<br />

thinking what we’re<br />

thinking?<br />

Have a question for<br />

Lord Bobo? Call on<br />

His Supreme Eminenceness<br />

by<br />

emailing asklordbobo@loyarburok.<br />

com, stating your<br />

full name, and a<br />

pseudonym (if you<br />

want), or tweeting<br />

your questions by<br />

mentioning @<br />

Ask Lord Bobo is a weekly<br />

column by LoyarBurok (www.<br />

loyarburok.com) where all<br />

your profound, abstruse, erudite,<br />

hermetic, recondite,<br />

sagacious, and other thaesaurus-described<br />

queries are<br />

answered!<br />

LoyarBurok and using the hashtag #asklordbobo. What<br />

the hell are you waiting for? Hear This, and Tremblingly<br />

Obey (although trembling is optional if you are<br />

somewhere very warm)! Liberavi Animam Meam! I Have<br />

Freed My Spirit!<br />

By William Tan<br />

may <strong>13</strong>:<br />

recollections &<br />

reconciliation<br />

p <strong>12</strong> & <strong>13</strong><br />

TI-M head<br />

disputes<br />

Christian<br />

state claim<br />

Wesak Day:<br />

a time for<br />

giving<br />

community May 20 — 22, 2011/ issue 25<br />

Petaling Jaya: Dilapidated<br />

low-cost flats throughout <strong>Selangor</strong><br />

may get a new lease of life if<br />

a pilot programme to rehabilitate<br />

such homes is successful.<br />

The ambitious and first-of-itskind<br />

project is being carried out by<br />

the Petaling Jaya City Council<br />

(MBPJ) in collaboration with Veritas<br />

Design Group, a private company,<br />

and Rumah Air Panas, a<br />

community-based charity.<br />

The single block at the Taman<br />

Maju Jaya apartments here, which<br />

houses 59 families, will be the first<br />

to undergo the transformation,<br />

which includes renovations and refurbishments<br />

while keeping the<br />

physical aspects intact.<br />

"All works are based on the decisions<br />

made by the residents," said<br />

social activist Wong Hay Cheong.<br />

Wong, who mooted the idea,<br />

pointed out that many of the residents<br />

were forced to move into the<br />

flats when squatter settlements were<br />

demolished, but the buildings and<br />

facilities were hardly adequate.<br />

“The entry of Veritas Design<br />

Group, which has contributed Wong said the private firm is car-<br />

RM100,000 and the skills [of their rying out the project as part of its<br />

architects], means that is going to Corporate Social Responsibility<br />

change,” said Wong.<br />

(CSR) programme, having spent the<br />

As many as 50,000 families were last two years laying the groundwork<br />

relocated to low-cost flats between for the project.<br />

2000 and 2008 under former Men- The company has been liaising<br />

teri Besar Dr Khir Toyo's Zero with the families regularly to get<br />

Squatter policy which has been crit- feedback on their needs and help<br />

icised for creating high-rise ghettos. them decide on practical solutions.<br />

LB_246391_Sun_m14.ai 1 5/<strong>12</strong>/11 9:56 PM<br />

Keeping abandoned babies<br />

safe: Faizah Mohd Tahir (left)<br />

demonstrating the use of the<br />

baby hatch as local celebrity<br />

Datin Sofia Jane looks on.<br />

• STory on page 10<br />

p 4<br />

Facelift for old flats<br />

p 15<br />

Their architects, using the latest architect Iskandar Razak.<br />

obtain what they need from their<br />

technologies and techniques, will Iskandar added that it was very business contacts.<br />

remodel the building on a tight difficult to obtain commitments “Despite it all, this is a very im-<br />

budget, which is estimated to be less from various parties at the start of portant project for us as we believe<br />

than RM500,000.<br />

the project, with funding still a seri- that a city should not be inhabited<br />

“It is very challenging; almost ous issue.<br />

by the wealthy only, but by every<br />

everything needs to be redone. The The success of the project rests on strata of society. In a way, we are re-<br />

wiring is horrible, the roof is leaking, sponsorships for the various compojuvenating the city,” said Iskandar.<br />

and the septic tank emits an awful nents, such as the supply of metal If the pilot is successful, the comstench,”<br />

said Veritas Design Group parts, and the company hopes to<br />

Pasar<br />

Seri Setia<br />

SS9A/1<br />

Pasar Kg Chempaka<br />

Taman Tun Dr Ismail<br />

Hospital<br />

Forrest Medical Centre<br />

• Turn To page 2<br />

Colleges<br />

Help Institute<br />

College Bandar Utama (KBU)<br />

Universiti Kebangsan Malaysia

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