GEt youR caFFEinE Fix in thE city - Metropolis
GEt youR caFFEinE Fix in thE city - Metropolis
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Agenda Movies By Don Morton<br />
Metpod<br />
Midnight <strong>in</strong> PAris<br />
Nostalgia, they say, just isn’t what it<br />
used to be. But that corny gag about<br />
our most wistful of emotions, its<br />
allure and its dangers, is what’s at the<br />
heart of Woody Allen’s witty and wise 41st film. A<br />
successful but dissatisfied Hollywood screenwriter<br />
(a spot-on owen Wilson) on a pre-honeymoon<br />
visit to Paris sees the <strong>city</strong> as a second shot at his<br />
youthful dream of becom<strong>in</strong>g a novelist. His fiancée<br />
(rachel McAdams) likes to shop. He longs for the<br />
days between the wars, when Paris was a hotbed of<br />
not-yet-famous creative geniuses. one night, while<br />
new<br />
Vidal sassoon<br />
tHe MoVie<br />
this cheerful hagiography on the<br />
20th century’s most <strong>in</strong>fluential<br />
hairstylist offers glimpses <strong>in</strong>to his<br />
compell<strong>in</strong>g life, from a Dickensian<br />
childhood <strong>in</strong> a Jewish orphanage,<br />
through wartime London,<br />
a sojourn <strong>in</strong> Israel, then sw<strong>in</strong>g<strong>in</strong>g London, to f<strong>in</strong>ally be<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong><br />
the right place at the right time with the right entrepreneurial<br />
attitude and, most importantly, the right, Bauhaus-<strong>in</strong>spired,<br />
geometrical haircuts. I learned stuff, but the upbeat, <strong>in</strong>fomercial<br />
approach, superficial even for a fashion flick, made me wish for<br />
someth<strong>in</strong>g deeper about this undeniably <strong>in</strong>spirational man.<br />
Sassoon died on May 9 at 84. (94 m<strong>in</strong>)<br />
Show<strong>in</strong>g from may 26<br />
new<br />
Men <strong>in</strong> Black 3<br />
It’s always a pleasant surprise<br />
when a movie turns out to be<br />
better than you expected. And<br />
frankly, after the flaccid MIB<br />
II back <strong>in</strong> 2002, I didn’t expect<br />
much of t h is second sequel .<br />
But it ’s wonderful! trouble is,<br />
everyth<strong>in</strong>g’s a surprise, and I can’t tell you much. not even<br />
what the hell Josh Brol<strong>in</strong>’s do<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> there. you’ll have to get<br />
your spoilers elsewhere. Steven Spielberg exec-produced it,<br />
Ethan Coen co-wrote it, and Barry Sonnenfeld directed it. It’s<br />
got a good story; some fresh and funny creatures; a cool, Back<br />
to the Future k<strong>in</strong>d of vibe; and it’s even quite mov<strong>in</strong>g at the end.<br />
Must-see. (105 m<strong>in</strong>)<br />
Also show<strong>in</strong>g<br />
faces <strong>in</strong> tHe cRowd<br />
Profoundly ridiculous horror-suspense drama<br />
about a woman suffer<strong>in</strong>g from a neural ailment<br />
render<strong>in</strong>g her unable to recognize faces. (100<br />
m<strong>in</strong>)<br />
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sitt<strong>in</strong>g alone <strong>in</strong> a deserted square, a v<strong>in</strong>tage Peugeot<br />
sputters up and Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald <strong>in</strong>vite him<br />
to a party. Each midnight thereafter, he f<strong>in</strong>ds himself<br />
rubb<strong>in</strong>g shoulders with the likes of Hemm<strong>in</strong>gway,<br />
Picasso, Dalí, Buñuel, Eliot, and Gertrude Ste<strong>in</strong> a<br />
special nod to Kathy Bates. Allen wisely doesn’t<br />
bother expla<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g how this happens, or even if the<br />
guy’s just imag<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g it, because it really doesn’t<br />
matter. those with a modicum of cultural literacy<br />
will enjoy this film the most. So is nostalgia what it<br />
used to be? no. It’s better. And funnier. (94 m<strong>in</strong>)<br />
Show<strong>in</strong>g from may 26<br />
daRk sHadows<br />
the Gothic tV cult fave of the early<br />
’70s was pretty out there for its<br />
day. now tim Burton and Johnny<br />
Depp turn it up to 11. Barnabas<br />
Coll<strong>in</strong>s was, <strong>in</strong> 1772, the scion of a<br />
successful Ma<strong>in</strong>e fisheries family<br />
<strong>in</strong> colonial America who spurned<br />
the love of a witch. She retaliated by turn<strong>in</strong>g him <strong>in</strong>to a vampire<br />
and bury<strong>in</strong>g him <strong>in</strong> a coff<strong>in</strong>. two hundred years later he emerges<br />
to a world of lava lamps and the Carpenters, and vows to return<br />
his humorously dysfunctional family to its former glory. It’s as<br />
delightfully twisted as any Burton film, and though it sags <strong>in</strong> a<br />
few places, Depp makes the material sh<strong>in</strong>e. (113 m<strong>in</strong>)<br />
BRake<br />
Secret Service guy wakes up <strong>in</strong><br />
a transparent box <strong>in</strong> the trunk of<br />
a car, put there by terrorists who<br />
want to know where the President<br />
is. they first try psych<strong>in</strong>g him out,<br />
then torture, but this is one tough<br />
agent. As claustrophobic guy-<strong>in</strong>-abox<br />
movies go, this one, starr<strong>in</strong>g Stephen Dorff and his nostrils,<br />
is a bit like 2010’s Buried, starr<strong>in</strong>g ryan reynolds and his, except<br />
for the part about be<strong>in</strong>g remotely believable. Dorff is solid, but<br />
the film’s credibility erodes with each new contrivance, until not<br />
one but two preposterous third-act plot U-turns leave you with a<br />
def<strong>in</strong>ite jerked-around feel<strong>in</strong>g. (92 m<strong>in</strong>)<br />
last nigHt<br />
Exam<strong>in</strong>ation of marital fidelity p<strong>in</strong>g-pongs<br />
between two couples and generates some<br />
sexual tension, but few true <strong>in</strong>sights. (93 m<strong>in</strong>)<br />
BRidesMaids<br />
The Hangover meets the chick flick <strong>in</strong> a comedy<br />
offer<strong>in</strong>g heart, mischief and great hilarity. (128<br />
m<strong>in</strong>)<br />
For theater details: metropolis.co.jp/movies<br />
House of tHe Ris<strong>in</strong>g sun<br />
An ex-con work<strong>in</strong>g as a strip-club<br />
bouncer <strong>in</strong> Grand rapids (Grand<br />
rapids?) f<strong>in</strong>ds himself between<br />
a rock (the mob) and a hard place<br />
(the cops) when the place is robbed<br />
and he is blamed, and he must clear<br />
his name, etc. Pro: Dave Bautista,<br />
another freight tra<strong>in</strong> of a pro wrestler turn<strong>in</strong>g to the movies,<br />
delivers his l<strong>in</strong>es competently and has a certa<strong>in</strong> presence. And<br />
the filmmakers are, refresh<strong>in</strong>gly, go<strong>in</strong>g for a noir vibe rather than<br />
slam-bang action. Con: those filmmakers don’t have the chops to<br />
do noir, the story is shopworn, and it gets bor<strong>in</strong>g fast. Just k<strong>in</strong>d of<br />
peters out at the end. Japanese title: Ris<strong>in</strong>g Sun Uragir<strong>in</strong>o Daisho.<br />
(90 m<strong>in</strong>)<br />
Bad teacHeR<br />
Cameron Diaz plays a lazy, golddigg<strong>in</strong>g,<br />
drug-abus<strong>in</strong>g skank who<br />
works as a teacher despite hav<strong>in</strong>g<br />
not a trace of talent or <strong>in</strong>terest <strong>in</strong> the<br />
education field. She’s try<strong>in</strong>g to get<br />
her hands on an extra $10,000 for<br />
the boob job she th<strong>in</strong>ks will attract<br />
a wonky-but-rich fellow educator (Just<strong>in</strong> timberlake). Laugh<strong>in</strong>g<br />
yet? It’s puzzl<strong>in</strong>g how a “comedy” starr<strong>in</strong>g Diaz, who can do funny,<br />
manages to be so mean-spirited, obvious and flaccid. It’s like it’s<br />
go<strong>in</strong>g through the raunch-flick motions and hop<strong>in</strong>g someone<br />
will laugh. Someone will, but not many. Don’t be expect<strong>in</strong>g Young<br />
Adult. or even Bad Santa. (92 m<strong>in</strong>)<br />
tHe Muppets<br />
A longtime fan is dismayed to f<strong>in</strong>d<br />
his felt-and-fuzz idols disbanded<br />
and the historic Muppet Studios<br />
abandoned and threatened by<br />
a developer. He vows to get the<br />
band back together and “put on a<br />
show” to raise money to restore the<br />
gleefully <strong>in</strong>sane troupe to its former glory. this, <strong>in</strong> time-honored<br />
tradition, <strong>in</strong>volves a lot of clever s<strong>in</strong>g<strong>in</strong>g (<strong>in</strong>cl. “the ra<strong>in</strong>bow<br />
Connection”) and danc<strong>in</strong>g, the tell<strong>in</strong>g of self-aware jokes and<br />
several high-profile cameos. though this fun flick might appeal<br />
more to nostalgic adults than to kids, it will put a smile on everyone’s<br />
face, and what’s better than that? Mah na mah na! (98 m<strong>in</strong>)<br />
opeRation: endgaMe<br />
W he n t he le a d e r o f t wo r iva l<br />
te a m s o f s e r i o u s ly u n h i n g e d<br />
covert assass<strong>in</strong>s is murdered <strong>in</strong><br />
their deep-underground bunker<br />
and a self-destruct mechanism<br />
activated, the teams, <strong>in</strong>stead of<br />
work<strong>in</strong>g together on an exit strategy,<br />
elect to start kill<strong>in</strong>g each other us<strong>in</strong>g office supplies. While<br />
this unforgivably violent, mean-spirited misfire is aim<strong>in</strong>g for<br />
Dr. Strangelove satire, all it achieves is the most unpleasant 82<br />
m<strong>in</strong>utes of blunt trauma you will ever witness <strong>in</strong> a movie theater<br />
and a colossal waste of the talents of rob Corddry, Ellen Bark<strong>in</strong>,<br />
Maggie Q, Adam Scott, V<strong>in</strong>g rhames, Jeffrey tambor and Zach<br />
Galifianakis. Japanese title: Gokuhi Shirei Dog x Dog. (82 m<strong>in</strong>)<br />
f<strong>in</strong>d Me guilty<br />
When mobster Jackie D<strong>in</strong>orscio,<br />
a lready ser v i n g 30 years , was<br />
named a co-defendant <strong>in</strong> a massive<br />
’80s rICo trial, he decided, to the<br />
hor ror of t he prosecut ion a nd<br />
defense alike, to act as his own<br />
lawyer, thus provid<strong>in</strong>g his poorly<br />
suppressed <strong>in</strong>ner standup comic with a captive audience and the<br />
opportunity to po<strong>in</strong>t out the absurdities of the US justice system.<br />
Sidney Lumet (12 Angry Men, Serpico, Network, The Verdict) br<strong>in</strong>gs<br />
his formidable courtroom experience to the enterprise, but<br />
what makes this one stand out is his cast<strong>in</strong>g of V<strong>in</strong> Diesel <strong>in</strong> the<br />
lead. With hair! And hey! V<strong>in</strong>ny D does pretty good. Who knew?<br />
Japanese title: Connection Mafiatachi no Hotei. (125 m<strong>in</strong>)<br />
Joyful noise<br />
I could have ignored the many contrivances<br />
<strong>in</strong> this marriage <strong>in</strong> hell of Sister Act and Glee if<br />
it had delivered even a little real gospel music.<br />
(117 m<strong>in</strong>)