January 2013.pdf - SeniorNet Motueka
January 2013.pdf - SeniorNet Motueka
January 2013.pdf - SeniorNet Motueka
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THIS STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN HIS EXAM<br />
(Personally, I would have given him 100%!!!!)<br />
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?<br />
* his last battle<br />
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence<br />
signed?<br />
* at the bottom of the page<br />
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?<br />
* liquid<br />
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?<br />
* marriage<br />
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?<br />
* exams<br />
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?<br />
* Lunch & dinner<br />
Q7. What looks like half an apple?<br />
* The other half<br />
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea<br />
what will it become?<br />
* It will simply become wet<br />
<strong>January</strong><br />
Coming events<br />
Q9. How can a man go eight days without<br />
sleeping ?<br />
* No problem, he sleeps at night.<br />
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one<br />
hand?<br />
* You will never find an elephant that has<br />
only one hand..<br />
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges<br />
in one hand and four<br />
apples and three oranges in other hand, what<br />
would you have ?<br />
* Very large hands<br />
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a<br />
wall, how long would<br />
it take four men to build it?<br />
* No time at all, the wall is already built.<br />
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete<br />
floor without cracking it?<br />
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very<br />
hard to crack.<br />
DIG report, December 7, by Janet Driver<br />
Friday Jan 25th: MIG meeting 2.30pm<br />
Friday Feb 1st: DIG meeting 2.30pm<br />
Monday Feb 4th: MONTHLY MEETING 10.00am<br />
Friday Feb 8th: GIG meeting 2.30pm<br />
Monday Feb 11th: Coffee & questions 10-11.30am<br />
Friday Feb 15th: iPPIG meeting 2.30pm<br />
[Mon 18th: Committee meeting 10.30am]<br />
Tuesday Feb 19th: Help & support 7-8.30pm<br />
Friday Feb 22nd: MIG meeting 2.30pm<br />
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185 185 High High St, St, <strong>Motueka</strong><br />
<strong>Motueka</strong><br />
Telephone<br />
Telephone<br />
Telephone<br />
03 03 528 528 1111 1111<br />
1111<br />
Email<br />
Email<br />
motueka@nbs.co.nz<br />
motueka@nbs.co.nz<br />
For the final meeting of the year, Norah welcomed 21 members along with guest, Anne Devereaux. The<br />
DVD compiled by Shirley and Joan of photos from our visit to Anne's beautiful spring garden in September<br />
was shown and then presented to Anne as an expression of appreciation.<br />
We saw the photos from the Ngarua Caves trip followed by a photo story by Coralie of the year's themes<br />
entitled, Let's Go On a Journey. The latter a great recap of a very interesting 2012.<br />
The end of year 'card' competitions, judged by Linley and Shirley, were won by Joy and Lawrine, and the<br />
'gift' category by Lois, with a photo print calico bag.<br />
The committee put on a Christmas afternoon tea and instead of having an exchange of gifts, a box for<br />
donations to the Salvation Army Food Bank was filled to overflowing.<br />
Norah wished everyone a Merry Christmas and thanked them for their support throughout the year. The<br />
first meeting for 2013 is on Friday, 1 February.<br />
A warm welcome to<br />
our new members:<br />
Malcolm Ferguson<br />
Janet Wesley-James<br />
Norma George<br />
Murray Delany
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