BISTOP ©Dev Virahsawmy All rights reser ved BANN PERSONAZ BRAMINEVA LAKADEDAM FAYPAT KATPAT TAYKAT SAM Lor bistop. Omilie lanwit. Dan selter enn personaz pe asize tousel. Li paret ti kalite, mins; so seve drwat plat lor so latet ek enn bert omilie fini ar de lake par deryer; li met enn kostim zom kouler nwar extra larz ki anpandan lor li kouma lenz enn zean lor enn nen; lamans so palto ploye pou liber so lame; lagoul so pantalon ploye pou ki li kapav marse; so lipie pa vizib. Li apel Bramineva. Li pe asiz lor ban, lipie gos lor lipie drwat; li fixe drwat divan li; ... li sanz pozision; li met lipie drwat lor lipie gos; ... resanz pozision; ... lipie gos lor lipie drwat. Li dibout, mars-marse, al dibout lor ban; fer koumadir li pou dir kiksoz; sanz lide; re-asiz lor ban, ti lipie lor gro lipie. Enn lot personaz rantre. Li enn lom ki paret demi-porsion; so long rob iniversiter trene anba; so kap gradie tini lor so zorey. Li apel Lakadedam. Li al direk dan lot extremite selter la san get Bramineva koumadir li pa ekziste. Li skwat dis fwa; galoup anplas; re-fer skwat; alonz lor ban, fer lekzersis vant. LAKADEDAM Mens sana in corpore sano. ( Li roul enn kanon ganja, koumans fime. Li get Bramineva koumadir premie fwa li dekouver so lekzistans.) Enn dam ... Non ... De dam ... Mo prezant momem. Profeser Lakadedam. ... Enchanté! ... Mademoiselle ... Madame ... Monsieur BRAMINEVA Sovaz! Ou'le enn klak ... Taler mo fer lapolis ramas ou. Ou kwar mo ou zans mwa Al sikann ou mama! Al sikann ou ser! ... (Li tir enn liv dan so pos, li koumans lir.) LAKADEDAM Ayozoto! Enn sovsouri. Enn sovsouri! BRAMINEVA Kotsa Kotsa LAKADEDAM La! (Li montre li ar so ledwa.) BRAMINEVA Hell is the other people. ... Ou rekoumanse LAKADEDAM Rekoumanse Mo pa ankor arete. Ou pou dir, ou pa pou dir 2
BRAMINEVA Ki pou dir LAKADEDAM Mwa mo Lakadedam, ou ou .... ou ou Ou ou ou ou Pa kone! BRAMINEVA (Li remet so liv dan so pos, get otour li, mont lor ban, fer koumadir li pe al koze, sanz lide, reasize, tir so liv, ouver li, met lame dan enn pos, tir enn ti tors elektrik, ekler paz so liv, koumans lir.) LAKADEDAM (Peyna okenn reaksion koumadir tousa bien normal. Li kontinie fim so mas.) Ris enn dam (Silans) ... (Li koumans sante.) Dam maro dam, Hare Krishna, hare Ram... (Li sante, danse. Li kler ki li ena boukou stil. Apre enn bout letan, fatige, li dormi lor so ledo lor enn ban, krwaz so lame lor so vant kouma enn kadav, li bouz fix. Bramineva lev so latet pou gete ki pe pase. Li fixe Lakadedam ki pa pe bouze ditou. Li tengn so tors, met so liv dan so pos, al ver Lakadedam, apros ar li dousma-dousma ar boukou ezitasion okoumansman. Li met so zorey bien pre kot so nene pou gete si li pe respire.... Enn kou, san atann, Lakadedam drese, asize. Bramineva galoupe, retourn dan so plas, tir so liv, alim so tors, fer sanblan li pe lir.) Dernie bis pre pou pase ousa finn fini pase (silans) Dernie bis finn fini pase Ousa pankor (silans) Fini Pa'nkor Pa'nkor Fini Fini Pa'nkor Pa'nkor Fini Fini Pa'nkor Pa'nkor Fini Fini Pa'nkor Pa'nkor Fini Fini Pa'nkor Pa'nkor Fini Fini Pa'nkor Pa'nkor Fini (Li koze ar ritm enn lokomotiv ki demare, akselere e finalman ralanti, arete.) BRAMINEVA (Lev latet, met so liv dan pos.) Latet pa bon Depi lepok Walter nepli ena tren. (Li mont lor ban.) ... Aster nou vwayaz par bis, taxi, taxi maron, loto joutifri, loto fri net, motosiklet, mobilet, trotinet. Bisiklet, pa koze, ... finn rant dan mize tren. Nou ena sime enn vwa, de vwa, trwa vwa, kat vwa. We are civilised. Nou dekouraz dimoun marse ousa pedale. Sa zis barbar ki fer. Nou pou konstrir metro leze, metro lour, pwa plim, pwa kok, pwa poul mouye. We are modern. More modern than that, spoil. Dan nou koze ena vites, dan nou gete ena vites, dan nou panse ena vites, dan nou santi ena vites; ena vites, ena vites, ena vites, ena vites,ena vites, ena vites, ena vites, ena vites, ena vites, ena vites, chaka, chaka, chaka, chaka ... chaka, chaka, chaka, chaka ... chaka, chaka, chaka, chaka ... chaka, chaka ... chaka, chaka ... chaka ... chaka ... chaka ... cha ... chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. LAKADEDAM Tren la finn arete BRAMINEVA No sir, tank is empty. Must go filling. (Sakenn retourn dan so plas, fer koumadir lotla pa ekziste. Bramineva repran so liv, Lakadedam alonz lor ban kouma talerla. ... Enn telefonn sone. Toulede tir zot telefonn dan pos. Pa zot telefonn sa. Sakenn get so kamrad, remet telefonn dan pos. Me sonnri telefonn kontinie. Zot koumans rode. Rode partou. Abba. Sonnri kontinie.... Enn gro bonom rantre. Li met redengot, sapo oform. So lenz bien sere lor li. Ena bouton ki finn fini sote.) TAYKAT Personn pa'nn trouv mo telefonn Telefonn, telefonn ou e chi Kit, kit kit, kit, kit, kit, kit. Kit, kit kit, kit, kit, kit, kit. Kit, kit kit, kit, kit, kit, kit. Telefonn, telefonn ou e chi Peyna 3
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DAMMARRO Fane KASPALTO Enn long zis
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Sitiasion pe dezenere. Lanpir Gridi
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Seki leker pe kasiet. Ler figir pe
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Pa kwar mo pe pran so par parski li
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YAGO Mo defann twa al get Prezidan!
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Kifer ou dir sa Emilia EMILIA Dann,
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AVOKA Difisil pou zwenn li parski l
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zot sak shoping. Noel ek lane pre.
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DAMMARRO Non! Dammarro ek Kaspalto.
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DAMMARRO Babou, babou, babou! Pe di
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Dan danbwa ki ena dibwa! ... Mo kon
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Pran nanye. Mo donn twa nanye. To m
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Fer sakristen pran plas Monper, Ou
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Apre dernie katastof ki ti tom lor
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RADIKA Bon! Pou bizen trouv enn pla
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administratif: Rigann-Gomon li enn
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Alala nisa, alala nisa, Alala bel-b
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Mersi Komandan ... me nou pa pou ka
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Hen! Bien malen! To ti pou kontan t
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kriye for pou lesiel tande: "Rann m
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Pagla, Pagla pa fer enn vie bonom p
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Ki to fatig to latet ar 'go' 'mon'
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E zordi soley gagn febles. TIGARSON
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SEF Mem zafer! ... To pa pou aret e
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izen nouri lever politisien toule l
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Kisannla LIR To pa konn li. PAGLA K
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Tris sa! Li touzour refiz al res ko
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Kan vant vid latet plen. Lontan mo
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EDMON Si koumadir Risar ek Regann f
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TAMRROU Ki zafer KORDELIA Gagn nouv
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So de ser finn gagn tou. Li li peyn
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EDMON Li bon sa sanpagn la! (Enn ri
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RISAR (sante stil rap) Momem Zorro;
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Pov jab la! Get ki so zanfan finn f
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diboute kouma enn vie siko. Ler get
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DERNIE VOL ©Dev Virahsawmy All rig
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ANTWANN Vre KLEOPATRA To kwar mo ko
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Ki to pe dir KLEOPATRA (koz enpe pl
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Ki zafer KLEOPATRA Mo metie. ANTWAN
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modi prezan ek fitir re-ekrir istwa
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finn gagn pli lasans ki twa mo Toni
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Ou'nn perdi kiksoz madam KLEOPATRA
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