download✔ Oh, the Mountains You'll Ski: A Parody by Dr. Chutes

Oh, the Mountains You'll Ski: A Parody by Dr. Chutes
Description :
Skiers of all ages will enjoy this fun, colorful private lesson about the
realities of life on the Slopes!This book is a Lifetime Season Pass for
the snow sports lover in your family, providing year-round access to
the joy of the mountains in the wintertime.Will your life be better
because you learned to ski?Absolutely, You'll see!(I give you a 110%
percent guarantee)KID, YOU'LL SKI MOUNTAINS!ABOUT DR.
CHUTESA legend in his own mind, Dr. Chutes earned his Doctorate

of Shredding the Gnar in the Mountains of Western North America.
Dr. Chutes practices an unlicensed form of alternative medicine
called &#8220Ski Therapy&#8221 that nurtures the Spirit, Soul,
Mind, and Body. Currently an Unlimited Season Pass Holder, Uphill
Travel Pass Holder, Back Bowl Access Pass Holder, Mediocre
Thursday Night Race League Racer, Funcle of the Year, and Ski Dad
Dr. Chutes especially enjoys helping Alpentalics share their stoke
with the rest of the world. He&#8217s best known for Charging Big
Faces, Dropping Steep Chutes, and Gliding Down Powder Bowls, but
he has also been known to Rip Groomers with the best of them. Dr.
Chutes spent his formative years goofing around on the Mt. Ashland
ski bus and sneaking out of group lessons with his little sister to hit
the chutes of &#8221The Bowl&#8221 before patrol could close the
gates for the day. With almost four decades of experience on the
slopes, some would call him middle-aged, though with skis on his
feet, he&#8217s forever a child!