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Stella laughs at me and pops one in her mouth.<br />

“Yia Yia Minta makes these,” I say, poking at one with my fork.<br />

“They’re just not usually so . . . wet looking.”<br />

“Ah,” Damian says, smiling at the old servant woman. “That<br />

is part of Hesper’s secret recipe. She drizzles them with olive oil<br />

before serving.”<br />

“Shhh.” The old woman, Hesper, bats at him. “You talk too<br />

much.”<br />

“But, Hesper,” he replies, “they are family now.”<br />

The hairs on the back of my neck stand up. At first I think it’s<br />

because of Damian’s mushy comment—I don’t think one little City<br />

Hall marriage ceremony makes a whole new family—but then I<br />

catch Stella’s eye and she’s staring at my plate and looking, well,<br />

constipated.<br />

Light from somewhere reflects off my plate, shining up at me.<br />

I look down and—<br />

“Aaaack!”<br />

Jumping up, I knock over my chair, trip when my laces get caught<br />

on one of the legs, and wind up face-first on the floor.<br />

“Phoebe,” Mom cries. “What’s wrong?”<br />

She rushes to my side, but by then I’ve twisted around and leaped<br />

to my feet. I point at my plate—now looking like a completely normal<br />

dinner salad—and scream, “M-m-my food!” I glare at Stella, who<br />

is looking way too proud of herself. “It was alive!”<br />

Those green sea slug dolmades had come to life and were wriggling<br />

around in my salad with the olives and stinky goat cheese.<br />

Any other day in the history of my life I would have checked<br />

myself into the nuthouse for seeing things, but after seeing Stella<br />

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