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At least I don’t have to dress that way. <strong>My</strong> personal uniform of<br />

jeans and a T-shirt suits me just fine. On the rare occasion of a<br />

more formal event, Mom usually has to bribe me into dressy pants.<br />

A dress would cost her World Cup tickets.<br />

Don’t think she won’t have to pay to get me into a bridesmaid’s<br />

dress for the wedding.<br />

“Tyrant is steadfast about tradition,” Nicole whispers.<br />

Which maybe explains why Ms. T is giving her a dirty look. With<br />

her short, bleached blonde hair—in an I’m-a-little-bit-punk and not<br />

at all I’m-a-cheerleader kind of way—half an arm of hot pink and<br />

white jelly bracelets, and silver glitter eyeshadow, Nicole is far from<br />

traditional.<br />

“Thanks for the heads up,” I say back. “So, are the teachers<br />

here . . . I mean, is Ms. T a—”<br />

“Descendant?” Nicole asks. “<strong>Oh</strong> yeah. She’s direct lineage from<br />

Athena. We’re talking serious bookworm.”<br />

“I thought Athena was the goddess of war.”<br />

“You don’t think Tyrovolas could kick some ass?” Nicole laughs.<br />

“I’m just teasing. War is only part of Athena’s domain. She’s also the<br />

goddess of wisdom, which makes her a big busybody with everything<br />

that goes on at the Academy.”<br />

Navigating this school is going to be a lot tougher than I ever<br />

imagined. I thought at least the teachers would be normal, but no<br />

luck there.<br />

I need a new student handbook.<br />

And the classwork? Let’s just say I’ll be struggling to maintain<br />

the B average I need to get into USC. Ms. T’s syllabus looks like a<br />

work of world literature itself and we’ll be reading more books in<br />

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