John Muir Middle School - Center Theatre Group
John Muir Middle School - Center Theatre Group
John Muir Middle School - Center Theatre Group
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Yeah, yeah.<br />
My eyebrow!<br />
Noooooo! My eyebrow!<br />
Help the man!<br />
SEAN<br />
SEAN turns on Shaver4000 and starts<br />
slowly shaving his eyebrows then<br />
accidently shaves off the other<br />
eyebrow.<br />
JOE<br />
SEAN has a heart attack and falls on<br />
the floor while JOE is holding a<br />
mirror in his hand screaming.<br />
A customer named PERRY walks in and<br />
realizes the owner on the floor.<br />
PERRY<br />
JOE<br />
Do my eyebrows look even to you!?!?<br />
PERRY<br />
THERE’S A DEAD MAN ON THE FLOOR AND YOU’RE WORRIED ABOUT ABOUT YOUR<br />
EYEBROWS!<br />
JOE<br />
WELL EXCUSE ME BUT I’M GOING TO BE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION TOMMOROW.<br />
PERRY<br />
WELL I HAVE A BIG DINNER WITH MY MOM AND MY BACK ISN’T GOING TO SHAVE<br />
ITSELF!<br />
JOE<br />
WELL THAT’S TOO BAD FOR YOU ISN’T IT!<br />
PERRY<br />
Ok wait we need to hide the body, instead of just fight here or else<br />
we’re both going to get arrested.<br />
<strong>Middle</strong> <strong>School</strong> Playwriting Program Anthology 5
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