John Muir Middle School - Center Theatre Group
John Muir Middle School - Center Theatre Group
John Muir Middle School - Center Theatre Group
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That’s her, man! That’s her!<br />
AHHH!<br />
I’ve a reason for all of this…<br />
Oh I can’t WAIT to hear this.<br />
On one, both of their heads pops up to<br />
stare out the window and look for her.<br />
RICARDO<br />
Points out the mirror<br />
INDIANA<br />
INDIANA shrieks in terror<br />
RICARDO<br />
INDIANA<br />
RICARDO<br />
Alright listen, it makes perfect sense. If she's ugly, 1. She probably<br />
never had a boyfriend before. 2. Will probably never have a boyfriend.<br />
And 3. The best part. She will never cheat on me, dude! She’ll be<br />
clung onto me like how a mama tiger carries the little tiger around<br />
like by their scruff like this.<br />
You cannot do that.<br />
And why not?<br />
INDIANA<br />
RICARDO<br />
INDIANA<br />
Because I… speaking as your best, and I’m pretty sure only friend will<br />
be the victim of your relationship, man.<br />
Huh? You jelly?<br />
RICARDO<br />
<strong>Middle</strong> <strong>School</strong> Playwriting Program Anthology 37
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