10 - Hamersley Hash House Harriers

Circle SHOOSH!!
Visitors / Returniks
• Voodoo, Baron, some Asian travelers; Popeye & Pumpkin, Chiseler (West Coast Hash)
Next Weeks Bus Driver
• Spud
General Business
The G/M was less than impressed with the hares and immediately had them in the centre,” That run was the lowest of the
low, it was a shambles, and it was diabolical” he was not happy, accordingly the hares were ordered DOWN DOWN onto
the ice which was low down on the ground. D/D for the hares, Sheepthrills response, “I’ve never set a good run before, so
there’s no point in expecting anything different tonight!”
Wimpy: produced a poster promoting the next bout between Shrek and Popeye; (bound to sell out fast).
Pumpkin: exclaimed “He aint refereeing this bout, cause I nearly got killed at the last one”
Panels: reminded the mob that “Movember” was drawing to a close however donations are still being accepted @
http://mobro.co/grahamgreive
Chiseller (West Coast Hash): told us they were celebrating their 500 run on 19 December with a bush run in Greenmount
(bit of a clash with H4 Xmas run) D/D Chiseller
Bravefart: advised that the committee meeting is this Saturday at his place in Greenwood at 2 pm, some snags and a few
coldies will be put on.
Voodoo: (current wanker and Interhash Organiser) told us 179 days to Interhash 2012 Borobudur
http://www.interhash2012.com/ (Subs go up soon)
Wimpy: Hash Lunch this Friday 12-30; Corner Café 546 Hay St East Perth (contact Wimpy 0413 053923)
Mausei: At great expense supplied a new antenna for the bus (everyone can do their little bit for the club)
RooTed: Update on Captain Hook, the doctors put die in him but he didn’t, they then told him he has “A cute vagina” then
they realised they actually should have diagnosed “angina”……looks like he’ll be back among us soon….On On Capn.
Charges
• Boof, (the happiest man in hash) on Concord for sending G/M in wrong direction..D/D for both.
• Mel Adjusted on Boof for raising his voice at G/M:..Boof given D/D to cool down.
• Spud on hares for having the bus park under the only streetlight in the carpark that wasn’t working..
• Coops, for some reason has a bag of poo from Mums dog
• Scrotus on hares for giving him a sore shoulder on such a shit run
• NiceTits on Mel for not being able to stay on feet during run, defended by Stir who claimed Mel was simply
demonstrating some of his judo skills…D/D Stir
• JK on hares for confusing the poor old bloke…”ya can’t put F/T off a check”
JOKES
Not too many tonight:
• Wert: “What’s the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
“A canoe tips”
Accolades
Not tonight
ICE
• Just the hares
Special Runs/Historian
Not tonight
Run Assessment