10 - Hamersley Hash House Harriers

GRAND MASTER BRAVE FART
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DISGRACEFUL
HISTORIAN. ASSASSIN
RA SQUIRT
INTERHASH VOODOO
WEB HARDCASE
HABERDASH KAZI
FLASH DONKA
MUNCH CAPT HOOK
ORGANISER WIMPY
Postal Address:
PO Box 311 Greenwood WA 6024
Australia
Ph: 0432 890 588 (TAMPAX )
Email: wayne.jensen@iinet.net.au
www.hamersleyhash.com.au
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RUN No 1745 Massive international library now open, put some in take some out, easy really. An ode to Gunny, about
time he got one back, good on yer Gunny.
THERE WAS A YOUNG HASH MAN NAMED GUNNY, WHOSE POEMS WERE REALLY QUITE FUNNY.
NOT LONG BEEN DIVORCED HE WAS FEELING HORNY OF COURSE, AND DECIDED ON A JOINT RUN ON MONDAY.
THE VENUE WAS SET THE WOODBRIDGE WOULD REGRET, LETTING IN ALL AND SUNDRY.
MASE WAS A HANDSOME BRUTE, LOOKING FOR A ROOT, SAID MATE CAN I SOIL, THE REAR OF YER UTE.
HE DID FIX UPON RHONDA, HIS EYES DID A WANDER, HERE COME ON GIRL, THERES NO ONE HERE THAT I'M FONDER.
HE TRIED HIS BEST TO WRESTLE INTO HER VEST, BUT ALAS SHE SHOWED ABSOLUTELY, NO INTEREST.
MASE STILL ON THE CASE, WHEN GUNNY'S UGLY FACE, DID SETTLE UPON "STARKERS" AT FIRST IT LOOKED GRIM, HE
WOULDN'T EVEN OF BEEN, ONE OF THE STARTERS.
WITH THE OUTCOME FAR FROM DOUBT, THE BEER IT WAS FREELY SQUIRTIN, TILL SOMEONE LET SLIP THE DIVORCE
WAS FAR FROM CERTAIN.
I THINK YOU'LL AGREE WITH A DOLLY BIRD ON YOUR KNEE, THAT SORT OF STATEMENT IS DEFINATELY CURTAINS.
BUT GUNNY WOULD NOT DESIST, IT WAS POINTLESS TO RESIST, THE POOR GIRL WAS GUNNA GET UPENDED FOR
CERTAIN.
RESOURCEFUL AS FUCK, INTO HIS BEER HE DID CHUCK THE GNASHERS, FOR WHICH HE WAS FAMOUS,
WHAT A DEED HE HAD BEGUN, COS MASE FOLLOWED SUIT IN HOT PURSUIT, LEAVING JUST ONE, IT WAS GETTING
FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS.
NOW STARKERS ENJOYED A GOOD LAUGH AND INTO THE GLASS, TOSSED A REAL GOOD PAIR OF HER OWN
SPARKLERS.
THE MOOD IT WAS SET, THE TIGHT BASTARDS WOULD REGRET SIPPIN ON GUNNY'S JUG'S THERE AFTERS.
ALL WAS NOT IN VAIN AS GUNNY TRIED YET AGAIN FOR A DATE WITH THE DELECTABLE STARKERS,
THE TIGHFISTED, MISERABLE BULLY BOYS HAD GOT THE HINT, GUNNY WENT IN FOR THE SPRINT, WHEN SHE FIXED HIM
WITH A SQUINT, AND SAID YOU'LL KEEP FOR AFTERS.
THE EVENING WORE ON AND MOST FOLK HAD GONE WHEN RHONDA BEGAN TO WEAKEN.
YOUR A GOOD LAUGH GUNNY, I FIND YOU SO FUNNY, RING ME AT WEEKEND AND WE'LL GET STARKERS.
THE REST WE ALL KNOW, THEIR LOVE IT DID GROW, NOW BOTH SETS OF GNASHERS ARE IN BEAKERS
Footnote: was the Scribe at another run?…..it’s all good though!!!
HAMERSLEY
HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Envied, Emulated, but Never Equalled
RUN DETAILS
Next Run: 1746 Date: 23 April 2012 @ 6pm
Hare: Mudguard Co Hare: Mac The Mouth/ Panels
Theme: ANZAC
Run Directions: Nollamara RSL, Sylvia St, Nollamara
Grub: HOT PIES, MUSHY PEAS AND CHIPS
UBD Map: 228 B 12
HARE LINE
Run Date Hare Location Theme UBD Map
1747 30/04 Polepolisher/FOS Dianella
1748 7/05 TBA
1749 14/05 Baron
1750 21/05 Arseholio

Circle
• Our illustrious leader is back tonight and is gunning for wrong doers!
Visitors / Returniks
• Gooby, Fartin, Pooky Merah, C Man, Sperm Bank, Biggles and Scrotus…D/D for all
General Business
• The Swift was laid to rest last Thursday and a fine turn out of hashers attended where he was well remembered as he was
sent off on his last ON ON.
• Captain Hook is chuffed tonight as he gave us a lunch report from last Friday with a collage of photos as his memento from the
outing.
• Cookie reminds the Interhash attendees that if you go to Jogja it is mandatory to attend the offshore run (see flyer sent out
separately).
• MTM has a lot to tell us tonight, Sunday at Nollamara RSL there is a street parade starting at 10-30 followed by an ANZAC
service at the club from 11am, on 25/4 there is a dawn service at the RSL followed by breakfast for all who turn up.
• C Man says Hangover Bay Hash is having their 50 th run this Saturday in Cervantes $20 contact C Man for more info.
Charges
• Cookie has a charge on Replicar and is becoming disillusioned with their now being a “Book Club” attached to the Hamersley
Club
• Screwdriver charged Biggles for having no direction
• Stir tried to charge the R/A for having no sandals.
• Gooby charged Troppo for keeping from coming last week, failed to give him a lift from the airport where Troppo was collecting
Phantom from.
Jokes
• Barra had a few quick ones which went over well
• Kazi told one about his penis enlarger, 22 year old Lucy
Ice
• Well utilized tonight
• Patch a bit saddle sore
• Stir dissention
• Replicar lost confidence
• Captain for looking at his collage too much
Wanker of the Week
Stand in R/A, Concord did a fine job tonight dressed up as Moses (or something) none the less order was upheld
Current Wanker Ubendover is keen to offload the shirt and just as it looked like MTM was the worthy recipient Cookie was once again
deemed the true Wanker!
Naming
• Barry Bishop has now run about 5 or so runs and after much consideration and deliberation will from this day forward be
known as Shit Scraper or Scraper for short. The R/A duly christened him and he had his medicine accordingly.
Special Runs/Historian
• Morphine has no idea how many runs he has done but thanks to an audit by the historian tonight is to be acknowledged as his
300, 3 x D/D’s presented with a badge…well done!
Run Assessment
• Mase gives his review and says good run, worth 7/10
HASH Act
• Kazi with assistance from Co Hare Tampax tried out a quiz with Easter Eggs for prizes, seems the members are not that
knowledgeable about “salient” facts about their fellow hashers, (the G/M was happy he scored 2 eggs!)
HASH SONG
• MTM sang a song
UPCOMING EVENTS
Oversea’s
http://www.interhash2012.com/
Kenya, 2012”. The Great Hash Migration, Mombasa, http://www.hashmigration2012kenya.com/
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