10 - Hamersley Hash House Harriers

GRAND MASTER BRAVE FART
ON SEC. TAMPAX
ASS ON SEC BARRELINA
JM’S FOS/NICETITS
CASH MEL-ADJUSTED
SPLASH --
SWISSROLL/MULLET/TROPPO/
DISGRACEFUL
HISTORIAN. ASSASSIN
RA SQUIRT
INTERHASH VOODO
WEB HARDCASE
HABERDASH KAZI
FLASH DONKA
MUNCH CAPT HOOK
ORGANISER WIMPY
Postal Address:
PO Box 311 Greenwood WA 6024
Australia
Ph: 0432 890 588 (TAMPAX )
Email: wayne.jensen@iinet.net.au
www.hamersleyhash.com.au
HAMERSLEY
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HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Envied, Emulated, but Never Equalled
RUN DETAILS
Next Run: 1726
Date: Monday 5 December 2011 @ 6pm
Hare: Rumbull Co Hare: Coops
Theme: Hill Billys
Run Directions: Jorgensen Park, Kalamunda – From Roe
Hwy Lft up Kalamunda Rd, straight thro 1 set of lights & 2
roundabouts. At 2 nd roundabout take 2 nd exit into Canning
Rd, Lft @ Mead onto Mundaring Weir Rd, Lft into Crescent
Rd to end, LFF
Grub: YEP
UBD Map: 293 N3
HARE LINE
Date Hare Location
UBD
Theme
Map
1727 12/12/11 Biggles/Precious Greenmount It’s a
dump
253H3
1728 19/12/11 Replicar/Meladjusted Bayswater Xmas TBA
1729 27/12/11 Joint Run Xmas Kings Park Xmas
1730 03/01/12 Not sure Club’s Fuc
Run Report Monday 28 November 2011
Run Report: Way down south near Alabama, The Red Neck run.
The first short cutter was dumping his grass cuttings and I don't mean Habb,
stig of the dump flashed past so quick he almost missed us, Concorde did a fly past and was over Jandakot airport before
he turned around and finally spotted the errant feet.
Proceedings kicked off with Mullet sniffing petrol fumes and creating a right "Abbo" racket spitting the dummy at poor
innocent Wimpy.
The grand master mounted the crate early at 5-55pm and summoned the southern hares Rads n Sheep thrills, who
advised the gathered mob that there was in fact two runs,
One completely f^*#&ed one and another semi- f^*#&ed one for those not chaffing at the bit, bad omen the mob mumbled
and off data way on chalk n flower.
J.K was so busy tearing strips off Boofy that no one noticed the 2 amigos descending upon us, air horns sounding.
Cheech and Chong, Niet and Vams,
suitable attired in coolly hats, with the significant other missing in 'action', won't shop there again cries Wert.
Mob all bunched up reluctant to accept we were now crossing the freeway, over the on on ramp.
Bravey showing the way, Tampax, Hardcase and Squirt in pursuit, onto a gravel track, the length of a third world country
on on; on on a yep, on on.
Boof and Concorde between them could not find trail, so Fossy had to show them the way.
No drink stop, just a long blast from Casey Jones on the salt train, even that was no where near as long as this gravel
track.
Before heading towards Reppies re-cycling plant. who needs Ratsaks e-mail address by the way.!!!
A couple of falsies and the boys were off again hurtling down South St, Habb was having no trouble working out the
subtleties of this run.
Back up the side of the freeway, and again onto the return cycling track for another long straight run home in around an
hour.
Most of the mob were long gone across the driving range and into the car park for a hard but simple run from the southern
jessies.

Circle SHOOSH!!
Visitors / Returniks
• Voodoo, Baron, some Asian travelers; Popeye & Pumpkin, Chiseler (West Coast Hash)
Next Weeks Bus Driver
• Spud
General Business
The G/M was less than impressed with the hares and immediately had them in the centre,” That run was the lowest of the
low, it was a shambles, and it was diabolical” he was not happy, accordingly the hares were ordered DOWN DOWN onto
the ice which was low down on the ground. D/D for the hares, Sheepthrills response, “I’ve never set a good run before, so
there’s no point in expecting anything different tonight!”
Wimpy: produced a poster promoting the next bout between Shrek and Popeye; (bound to sell out fast).
Pumpkin: exclaimed “He aint refereeing this bout, cause I nearly got killed at the last one”
Panels: reminded the mob that “Movember” was drawing to a close however donations are still being accepted @
http://mobro.co/grahamgreive
Chiseller (West Coast Hash): told us they were celebrating their 500 run on 19 December with a bush run in Greenmount
(bit of a clash with H4 Xmas run) D/D Chiseller
Bravefart: advised that the committee meeting is this Saturday at his place in Greenwood at 2 pm, some snags and a few
coldies will be put on.
Voodoo: (current wanker and Interhash Organiser) told us 179 days to Interhash 2012 Borobudur
http://www.interhash2012.com/ (Subs go up soon)
Wimpy: Hash Lunch this Friday 12-30; Corner Café 546 Hay St East Perth (contact Wimpy 0413 053923)
Mausei: At great expense supplied a new antenna for the bus (everyone can do their little bit for the club)
RooTed: Update on Captain Hook, the doctors put die in him but he didn’t, they then told him he has “A cute vagina” then
they realised they actually should have diagnosed “angina”……looks like he’ll be back among us soon….On On Capn.
Charges
• Boof, (the happiest man in hash) on Concord for sending G/M in wrong direction..D/D for both.
• Mel Adjusted on Boof for raising his voice at G/M:..Boof given D/D to cool down.
• Spud on hares for having the bus park under the only streetlight in the carpark that wasn’t working..
• Coops, for some reason has a bag of poo from Mums dog
• Scrotus on hares for giving him a sore shoulder on such a shit run
• NiceTits on Mel for not being able to stay on feet during run, defended by Stir who claimed Mel was simply
demonstrating some of his judo skills…D/D Stir
• JK on hares for confusing the poor old bloke…”ya can’t put F/T off a check”
JOKES
Not too many tonight:
• Wert: “What’s the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
“A canoe tips”
Accolades
Not tonight
ICE
• Just the hares
Special Runs/Historian
Not tonight
Run Assessment

JK….Still not happy with the run; gives it -10 out of 10.
Wanker of the Week
Currently 2 wankers, Cookie (not here tonight) and Voodoo.
R/A Squirt asked Voodoo for nominations, initially he thought the hares were worthy, however Boof must have forgotten his
happy pills today, he said the G/M looked gay in his clan kilt as he threw the G/M’s “Excalibur” away into the carpark.
Boof is the wanker.
Act
• Sheepthrills has written a little ditty “Isn’t she uggerly” which the members joined in and sang with gutso!
HASH SONG
Replicar lead us into “Finest of Hash House Harriers”
ON ON!!
UPCOMING EVENTS
Local Event’s
H4 lunch this Friday 2 December “Corner Café” Hay St East Perth call Wimpy 0413 053923
West Coast H3’s 500th run Mon 19 Dec 2011 Where: Goat Farm, Greenmount National Park (just up the hill) 6:30pm
Bully 1800 th run Ern Halliday Rec. Camp, Sorrento. Noon Sat.11/2/2012 see link for rego form etc
http:// www.bullsbrookhash.asn.au
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Oversea’s
http://www.interhash2012.com/
Kenya, 2012”. The Great Hash Migration, Mombasa, http://www.hashmigration2012kenya.com/
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