Issue 01 | February 25,2013 | critic.co.nz
Issue 01 | February 25,2013 | critic.co.nz
Issue 01 | February 25,2013 | critic.co.nz
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What the fuck was I doing here anyway? I know<br />
basically nobody, the place has shit weather and I<br />
basically chose all my papers with my eyes closed.<br />
Maybe I should have taken up that job at The Department<br />
Store. Fuuuck. The wailer at the back of the<br />
shuttle started up again. I felt like joining her.<br />
Dad: hi honey. how is Dunedin? ur<br />
mother is worried about u. also she<br />
wants to know if u have given ur<br />
friends the lamingtons.<br />
Me: it’s ok. im not sure if I see what u<br />
saw in it :( I miss u guys. Xoxo<br />
Dad: Don’t worry u will love it. It just<br />
takes some time. call me if u need me<br />
ok darling?<br />
Impossibly quickly, we left Dunedin’s shopping<br />
centre. It was dark now. Slowly I noticed that the<br />
street names all seemed familiar. I thought about<br />
my trip to S<strong>co</strong>tland a few years ago and suddenly<br />
realised Dunedin’s street names were the same as<br />
Edinburgh’s – the similarity went right down to<br />
placement of the streets themselves. Thank goodness<br />
irony is in, I thought as I pushed my black,<br />
lenseless glasses further up my nose. I pulled my<br />
phone up to my face for another quick Instagram.<br />
#salty #gb #ilove1D #harrystyles<br />
After passing a range of fast food places (um – where<br />
was my “Little and Friday” or “Sabatos”?), the shuttle<br />
turned at a set of traffic lights and proceeded to<br />
drive up the hill. We pulled into a driveway towards<br />
a towering <strong>co</strong>mplex of brick buildings with intermittently<br />
lit rooms, strangely akin to Hogwarts.<br />
There were two of us left now – me and Aspen boy.<br />
When Aspen boy didn’t get up to leave, I realised it<br />
was my stop. I tumbled out of the shuttle and stood<br />
watching the driver retrieve my luggage. In the boot<br />
was Aspen boy’s luggage: an enormous box of (presumably<br />
homemade) cheese rolls – how naff – and<br />
a nondescript black bag with a small, disappointing<br />
Kathmandu label. I realised I had been holding my<br />
breath, hoping for this boy to be christened with some<br />
sort of status. Then I read the address tag attached<br />
to his bag – “Wanaka.”<br />
As the driver tugged at my suitcases, Aspen boy<br />
turned South Island boy got out to help. A warm wave<br />
passed through me and ended deep in my groin as<br />
his hand accidentally touched mine. I asked him if<br />
he was wearing a Burberry <strong>co</strong>at – he wasn’t sure, it<br />
was just something his dad gave him. His naivety had<br />
me smitten. I felt like Uptown Girl and her backstreet<br />
Billy Joel – society said no but the electricity between<br />
Aspen/farmer boy and I said something stunningly<br />
different.<br />
As I wheeled my suitcases across the <strong>co</strong>ncrete square<br />
with the surrounding brick buildings and picnic<br />
tables, I clutched my iPhone, which now held Trev’s<br />
number, to my chest. I didn’t really get Avril Lavigne’s<br />
Sk8er Boi song when I was a tween. But now I<br />
totally got it. I’m not going to have any problem with<br />
his baggy clothes. And maybe that’s the difference<br />
between pride and prejudice? LOL JK, Marketing 1<strong>01</strong><br />
here I <strong>co</strong>me.<br />
#HASHTAG<br />
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