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Lisa's #2 principle: name the bleeding <strong>The</strong> point being that: had our man been a tad<br />
wildebeest's head in the room more open about his process, he might have<br />
rescued some shred of credibility with his client.<br />
By which she means the topic that no-one wants<br />
to talk about. Somehow, by 'naming the bleeding Lisa's #4 principle understand the<br />
wildebeest's head' it galvanizes the female importance of instilling self confidence<br />
response.<br />
In my brokerage days I once had a steel sailing In matters boat-wise I'm no expert teacher but<br />
vessel on the books; a well built vessel but with an there is one technique that I know works<br />
unusual rig, definitely not everyone's cup of tea. In effectively to instill self confidence with my partner.<br />
transporting the interested couple out to the boat<br />
moored in an adjacent bay, I couldn't help but<br />
Lisa calls it 'reminding her how far she's come'.<br />
notice the man's large file of vessel information.<br />
We are motoring the brokerage workboat slowly<br />
through the anchorage and I take the opportunity<br />
to try and gauge what it is that they are truly<br />
seeking. Thinking that maybe the husband is a tad<br />
anal… 'analysis to paralysis' and all that… I say:<br />
“so… er …Adrian …how many boats have you seen”.<br />
Lily, ready for anything!<br />
Because our trips are less frequent these days, she<br />
sometimes has to re-learn basic stuff to her<br />
embarrassment (I do too… but I don't tell her).<br />
She'll say: “look you've shown me umpteen times<br />
how to tie a bowline but dammit I've forgotten…will<br />
you show me again?”<br />
“OK but remember how once you'd be sea sick and<br />
hanging over the side and now you can sail the<br />
boat in thirty knots …look how far you've come.”<br />
His answer shocks me and I am difficult to shock.<br />
“So….er… Adrian how well do you remember the<br />
first boat you looked at?” His wife raises her eyes to<br />
the heavens.<br />
I have unwittingly named 'the bleeding wildebeest's<br />
head in the room'. <strong>The</strong>y have yet to even lay eyes<br />
upon the vessel we're about to inspect; yet some<br />
instinct tells me that the die has been cast. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
will buy this boat. She's had enough!<br />
Knowing nothing about sailing and never before<br />
having been to sea, she hires a delivery skipper and<br />
his junior assistant on the basis that she will learn<br />
from his experience on route. In presenting his<br />
credentials the skipper big-notes his experience in a<br />
manner that my friend finds vaguely discomforting.<br />
Nevertheless in deference to his experience, she<br />
agrees to the delivery fee and stumps up half prior<br />
to embarkation.<br />
Trouble begins as soon as they cross the Gold Coast<br />
seaway. Motoring into a heavy southerly swell the<br />
delivery skipper retires to his bunk incapacitated by<br />
Lisa's #5 principle take the time women must<br />
feel understood<br />
Until I became aware of the problem there were<br />
many occasions when in the midst of an argument<br />
with my partner, I would realize that she and I are<br />
on entirely different tracks like two trains passing<br />
on adjacent rail lines and about to roar past one<br />
another in opposite directions.<br />
Lisa's # 3 principle overcome male reluctance<br />
to share the process<br />
sea-sickness. From that moment forward he doesn't<br />
set foot on deck until the boat docks in NSW. <strong>The</strong><br />
good lady is left with junior; his knowledge of boat<br />
<strong>The</strong> way around this problem I discovered is to<br />
stop; listen to her position, as agonizing as it may<br />
be; and then to summarize my understanding of<br />
handling, sailing and navigation: zip, zero, nadah!<br />
her argument back to her. What I'm hearing is that<br />
Men are typically less 'process driven' in their<br />
communications with women. <strong>The</strong>y are less inclined<br />
to relate how they learned a particular skill, possibly<br />
because the admission of historic ignorance is<br />
somehow embarrassing. Yet how a skill is learned<br />
and acquired is information that according to Lisa,<br />
women particularly appreciate hearing.<br />
A lady skipper once related to me the story of how<br />
her first cruising sail-boat was delivered from<br />
Brisbane to Sydney.<br />
<strong>The</strong> skipper moreover has vomited a stinking<br />
slippery mess onto the cabin floor with the result<br />
that the vessel's interior is virtually uninhabitable.<br />
Alone, terrified and unable to leave the deck in<br />
rough weather, she somehow manages to navigate<br />
the boat to Coffs Harbor, whereupon skipper and<br />
junior exit the boat without a backward glance.<br />
In reality, sea sickness and competence at sea are<br />
not mutually exclusive.<br />
you feel dah dah dah because dah dah dah…is that<br />
right?<br />
It's surprising …no absolutely amazing …how often<br />
it isn't!<br />
TCP Note: Stuart is the author of the “online”<br />
book (PDF) How to sell your boat, the formula.<br />
See his website:www.conjointnetwork.com<br />
SY Velella