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Mrs. Goff. 369 Mrs. Parting/on.<br />

MRS. GOFF, subs. phr. (American<br />

University).—A woman. For syn-<br />

onyms see PETTICOAT.<br />

MRS. GRUNDY, subs.phr. (common).<br />

—A personification of respectability.<br />

See quots. 1849 and 1855.<br />

[From a character in Speed the<br />

Plough, see quot. 1 7 98].<br />

1798. J. MORTON, Sfieed the Plough,<br />

i. 1. Be quiet woolye ? always ding,<br />

dinging DAME GRUNDY into my ears—<br />

What will MRS. GRUNDY say ? What<br />

will MRS. GRUNDY think ?<br />

1849. Lv -rroN, Caxions, Pt. xv.<br />

ch. iii. I have hit upon a mode of<br />

satisfying the curiosity of our friend<br />

MRS. GRUNDY—that is, the World '—<br />

without injury to any one.<br />

1855. THACKERAY, NeWCOMeS,<br />

What will Richmond, what will<br />

society, what will MRS. GRUNDY in<br />

general say to such atrocious behaviour ?'<br />

1891. Tales from Town Tofiics,<br />

How a Shell Broke the Ice,' p. 39.<br />

Come in ; MRS. GRUNDY has run away<br />

from Paris long ago.<br />

MRS. HARRIS and MRS. GAMP, subs.<br />

phr. (Fleet St.).—The Morning<br />

Herald and The Standard<br />

under the proprietorship of Mr.<br />

Baldwin. [Cf. DICKENS, Martin<br />

Chuzzlewit, passim].<br />

1846. Punch, x. p. if. It is a<br />

fact—and as the evening MRS. HARRIS<br />

says, we will stake our reputation upon<br />

it—that MRS. GAMP of the Herald did,<br />

one day last week, write, that is scold,<br />

a leader about Lord John Russell, and<br />

did not quote Sydney Smith !<br />

1885. Punch, 8 August. The<br />

Standard figures as Sairey Gamp '<br />

scolding—in allusion to a recent article<br />

in the S. abusing Lord Randolph<br />

Churchill.<br />

MRS. JONES, subs. phr. (common).<br />

—A water-closet.<br />

ENGLISH SYNONYMS. Bog;<br />

bog-shop (or -house) ; cacatorium ;<br />

chapel (or chapel-of-ease); coffee-<br />

shop (or -house) ; colfabias; crapping-castle<br />

(-case, -casa, -house, or<br />

-ken) ; draught-chapel; dunnakin ;<br />

Forty-two ; fourth ; gong ; House<br />

of Commons ; house-of-office ;<br />

jakes ; letter-box ; the Long (University);<br />

my aunt's ; necessaryhouse<br />

; quaker's burying-ground ;<br />

place (or house)-of-ease ; rear ;<br />

shit-house ; Sir Harry ; the West<br />

Central ; where the Queen goes<br />

on foot (or sends nobody).<br />

FRENCH SYNONYMS. Madame<br />

Bernard (cf. MRS. JONES) ; le<br />

bzien-retiro (popular); chez Jules;<br />

le goguenazt(gogueno or gogztenot—military)<br />

; le gras (thieves' :<br />

cf. BOG) ; le<br />

longchamps (cf.<br />

LONG); la mousserie (thieves') ;<br />

le nunzbro cent (popular: a play<br />

on sent); le restaurant a rozvers<br />

(common) ; la sacris tie (cf.<br />

CHAPEL).<br />

MRS. LUKEY PROPS, subs. (tramps').<br />

—A bawd.<br />

MRS. PARTINGTON, subs.phr. (col-<br />

loquial).—A personification of impotent<br />

and senile prejudice. Also,<br />

a kind of Malaprop.<br />

1831. SYDNEY SMITH, ' Speech at<br />

Taunton.' I do not mean to be disrespectful;<br />

but the attempt of the lords<br />

to stop the progress of reform reminds me<br />

very forcibly of the great storm of Sidmouth,<br />

and the conduct of the excellent<br />

Mrs. Partington on that occasion. In the<br />

winter of 1824, there set in a great flood<br />

upon that town ; the tide rose to an incredible<br />

height ; the waves rushed in upon<br />

the houses; and everything was threatened<br />

with destruction. In the midst of this<br />

sublime storm, Dame Partington, who<br />

lived upon the beach, was seen at the<br />

door of her house with mop and pattens,<br />

trundling her mop, squeezing out the seawater,<br />

and vigorously pushing away the<br />

Atlantic Ocean. The Atlantic was roused;<br />

Mrs. Partington's spirit was up ; but I<br />

need not tell you that the contest was<br />

VOL. IV. 24

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