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DEATH BEFORE WICKET - Poisoned Pen Press (UK)

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Death Before Wicket 1<br />

‘Why would he want me out of the way?’<br />

‘My dear Professor.’ Phryne leaned close and kissed Edmund<br />

Brazell on the mouth. ‘He must have heard of your views. How<br />

would you feel about the establishment of a great big copper<br />

mine in the middle of your desert? The Aborigines, of course,<br />

don’t matter. They aren’t citizens. Their views on having their<br />

landscape demolished and desecrated are irrelevant. They can’t<br />

effectively protest about Hart and Co. charging about, removing<br />

their landscape and sending it away in large sacks. Not a<br />

newspaper inch in the views of desert people—why should they<br />

have views, just because they live there? However, you are in a<br />

position to make a scandal, but only before the miner’s right<br />

has been made. After that there would be nothing that you<br />

could do. Twig?’ asked Phryne, and sipped from her third glass<br />

of Chateau Petrus.<br />

‘I’m unwilling to doubt your word, Phryne, but…’<br />

‘Just wait.’ Phryne walked to the edge of the well.<br />

‘Hello down there,’ she called. A stream of language replied,<br />

tinging the air blue. The speaker was unhappy about his confinement<br />

and was offering to do a number of biologically impossible<br />

things to the person who had caused him to occupy this<br />

blasted well.<br />

‘Don’t be like that,’ said Phryne, ‘or I’ll just put the lid back<br />

and I bet your knickers won’t burn like mine. Getting wetter<br />

underfoot, is it? Happens in a well. Springs. But you’d know about<br />

that, wouldn’t you? Being a geologist. Or are you a surveyor?’<br />

‘I’m a miner, lady, and if you don’t get me out of here…’<br />

threatened the voice.<br />

‘What will you do?’ asked Phryne. ‘Tunnel?’<br />

The reply could not have been printed in any reputable<br />

newspaper and Phryne walked away, to resume her seat on the<br />

butler’s chair.<br />

‘I hope he comes around soon,’ she commented.<br />

‘Why?’<br />

‘Because he’s got the key to the door,’ said Phryne. ‘Do you<br />

reckon that pouring water on him might work?’

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