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DEATH BEFORE WICKET - Poisoned Pen Press (UK)

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Death Before Wicket 1<br />

The jazz band had recovered from its amazement and picked up<br />

approximately where they had left off, more or less. It was getting<br />

late and the band were, along with the dancers, both tired and<br />

emotional. Not their fault, as they later pointed out to a policeman<br />

whose profession had hardened him against sad stories of human<br />

frailty. People kept buying them drinks. Bringing them drinks.<br />

And, naturally, they had drunk the drinks so charitably provided.<br />

People might have got offended if they hadn’t, officer.<br />

The drummer was playing in a time that was being estimated<br />

by his critics at two-and-a-quarter per bar, variable, the<br />

trombone player was yawning, the cornet was asleep and competent<br />

medical advice might have declared the banjo player to<br />

be clinically dead, except that he was still strumming. The fact<br />

that he was strumming ‘Bye, Bye, Blackbird’ while the rest of<br />

the band was playing ‘Tiger Rag’ was going unnoticed in the<br />

general clamour.<br />

Phryne accepted an invitation to turkey-trot from George<br />

and slid away into the mass of dancers. George might have been<br />

a good dancer—there was simply no way of telling. Phryne<br />

wreathed her arms around his neck and tried to keep her feet<br />

out of the way of boots as beggars, rabbits, someone who was<br />

probably impersonating a pixie and presumably meant well and<br />

the poet Villon in someone’s tights milled and swayed.<br />

This crowd was drunk, thought Phryne, slipping a sandal out<br />

from under a descending thigh-high boot which belonged to a<br />

rather tasty Robin Hood. So far they were drunk and cheerful,<br />

drunk and amorous, drunk and morose perhaps but not drunk<br />

and belligerent or drunk and disorderly. Various policemen<br />

who stood around the walls were also blinking gently and had<br />

probably absorbed a good deal of the old familiar juice. One,<br />

in fact, was so glazed that he had allowed a large lady dressed<br />

as a kangaroo and carrying a whole bottle of gin in her pouch<br />

past him without saying a word. As Phryne watched over<br />

George’s shoulder, he slid bonelessly to the ground and lay there<br />

unregarded, a small smile on his face and his helmet resting at<br />

the foot of a marble plinth.

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