DEATH BEFORE WICKET - Poisoned Pen Press (UK)
DEATH BEFORE WICKET - Poisoned Pen Press (UK)
DEATH BEFORE WICKET - Poisoned Pen Press (UK)
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Death Before Wicket<br />
‘I would really like to know what gives rise to this strange<br />
procedure,’ she said to Professor Bretherton, who grinned.<br />
‘In the bad old days, life was not safe for a man to let his hand<br />
stray too far from his sword,’ he said. ‘So anyone who takes a<br />
two-handled cup is vulnerable to attack. Therefore…’<br />
‘Therefore his fellows stand to guard him while he is drinking.<br />
How medieval,’ said Phryne, as the ripple effect reached<br />
Professor Jones again. ‘And I, of course…’<br />
‘Being most emphatically and delightfully female…’ put in<br />
Professor Bretherton.<br />
‘Don’t drink because I could not possibly guard you or<br />
Professor Waterhouse from attack by, say, a student maddened<br />
beyond bearing by the imperfect subjunctive,’ she reasoned.<br />
‘They are more likely to be driven insane by Greek verb<br />
forms,’ he agreed.<br />
Professor Jones, however, was determined to use his Emeritus<br />
for something useful, like honouring a young woman with<br />
sound ideas on the summer game, and he beckoned to Phryne<br />
to stand. She did so, wondering if she was about to commit a<br />
social solecism which would see Waterhouse demanding pistols<br />
for two and breakfast for one on the morrow.<br />
‘Miss Fisher,’ said the old man, and handed her the loving cup.<br />
With Bretherton and the VC flanking her so that she was safe<br />
from hypothetical assault, Phryne raised the cup and drank. The<br />
cup was extremely heavy, doubtless being donated by a fellow<br />
with importance to underline. It contained very good port.<br />
Phryne lowered it to find that she was being applauded. There<br />
seemed nothing to do but bow, so she bowed, gave the cup on<br />
to Professor Bretherton, and the ripple effect passed on again.<br />
‘Well, that will give them something to talk about,’ said<br />
Bretherton, shaking Phryne’s hand.<br />
‘For the foreseeable future,’ added Professor Kirkpatrick, on<br />
Bretherton’s other side. He had been occupied all through dinner<br />
with a discussion on certain early English grammatical borrowings<br />
from Old Norse with Jeoffry Bisset and had withdrawn