MODULE 4 TELEVISION TRANSCRIPTS - That's English JR
MODULE 4 TELEVISION TRANSCRIPTS - That's English JR
MODULE 4 TELEVISION TRANSCRIPTS - That's English JR
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George Isn't that exciting? You have a lifetime to get to<br />
know all my dark secrets.<br />
Rosie What dark secrets?<br />
George I was joking.<br />
Rosie What happened to your last girlfriend?<br />
George She left.<br />
Rosie Why did she leave you?<br />
George Oh, I don't know. She didn't like my cooking.<br />
Rosie Did you try to poison her?<br />
George No, I did not.<br />
Rosie What happened?<br />
George She got bored with me.<br />
Rosie What happened to her?<br />
George She took off with an airline pilot. She took off with<br />
an ...<br />
Rosie You're always laughing and joking. I don't trust<br />
you, George. You're too happy.<br />
George Well, I haven't always been happy. When I was a<br />
child, I was very small. I was very sensitive about<br />
my height. At school, the other children laughed at<br />
me. They were very insensitive. Ha, ha, ha, look at<br />
George. He has a funny face.<br />
Rosie Oh, no! <strong>That's</strong> terrible!<br />
George Well, I told them jokes. I made them laugh. They<br />
laughed at my jokes. I was always a clown. You<br />
see, although I'm quite extrovert, I’m really quite<br />
shy. Then, when I was twenty-one, I got serious. I<br />
was serious about finding a job, I was serious about<br />
finding a girlfriend. Then, one day, I met a girl<br />
called Margaret. She liked me and she didn’t laugh<br />
at me. We went everywhere together. I was in love.<br />
Then, one day I was combing my hair in the mirror.<br />
I saw my hair was coming out. Within a few<br />
months, I’d lost most of my hair.<br />
Rosie You poor man!<br />
George Margaret said it wasn’t important, but I was so<br />
embarrassed, I stopped going out with her. But now<br />
I don’t worry about what people think of me. It’s<br />
not important. It’s what I feel that’s important. And<br />
I feel great. What about you? Did you have a happy<br />
childhood?<br />
Rosie Yes ... no ... I don’t know, George. I don’t want to<br />
talk about myself.<br />
George Ooh! You are in a bad mood. The food won’t taste<br />
as good if you’re in a bad mood.<br />
Rosie I’m sorry.<br />
George Are we going to have out first fight?<br />
***<br />
George What’s the matter?<br />
Rosie George, do you believe in astrology?<br />
George A little bit.<br />
Rosie Read this.<br />
George Yes?<br />
Rosie George, what is your dark secret?<br />
George My dark secret is ... I’m an Aries.<br />
Rosie An Aries! Valerie said you were a Scorpio.<br />
George She was wrong. I was born on April the first. April<br />
Fool’s Day!<br />
B ALL ABOUT YOU<br />
Street interviews<br />
Joni I’ve got a good sense of humour, but my one fault is<br />
that I’m always late, and my friends get very angry<br />
with me, but when I do arrive, we always have a<br />
good time.<br />
Fraser I’m friendly with a good sense of humour, but ...<br />
I’m a bit lazy.<br />
Mark I’ve got a good sense of humour, I’m patient, but I<br />
can be stubborn.<br />
Robin I’m a bit serious, and very moody.<br />
Don’t make me laugh!<br />
Danny Thank you. Thank you very much. I have a friend.<br />
He is so boring. He never stops talking about<br />
himself. I hate people who talk about themselves all<br />
the time. Don’t you? Yes, I like people who talk<br />
about me. I’m so interesting and other people are so<br />
uninteresting. Don’t you think so? In fact, I’m so<br />
interesting I like to talk to myself. Can I tell you a<br />
story about myself? I had to go and see the doctor<br />
last week. He told me I ought to give up drinking<br />
whisky. He said it could become a habit. I said, ‘I<br />
don’t think so, I've been drinking whisky for twenty<br />
years now'. OK. OK. Maybe I do drink too much,<br />
but I drink because I have a problem. What's my<br />
problem? I drink too much. Oh, I like the old jokes.<br />
But I'm not really a drinker, ladies and gentlemen.<br />
No, no. I only drink when I'm with someone ... or<br />
when I'm alone. Thanks very much. <strong>That's</strong> all from<br />
me.<br />
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Although you are a nice person, are you really quite shy?<br />
Although you are a kind person, can you be firm when you<br />
want to? Are you a weakling? Someone with no friends? A<br />
sad person? When you go to the beach, do all the girls laugh<br />
unkindly at you? Do impolite young men kick sand in your<br />
face? Are you sensitive? Do you get upset? Yes, I think so.<br />
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Street interviews<br />
Joni I think my friends see me as somebody who's good<br />
fun - I like to have a laugh. I'm always late, but for<br />
the really important things I'll be there - I'm reliable.<br />
Mark What? ... My wife thinks I never listen to her.<br />
Robin Some people see me as a bit of a clown, but<br />
generally people like me.<br />
Fraser I think sometimes people think I'm a bit noisy, but<br />
they usually laugh at my jokes.<br />
Mark People think I'm friendly ... sociable ... but I can be