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The Sin 'Zine-#5-Wrath - Middlespace

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Asshole Morning Monologue<br />

by Elizabeth<br />

G<br />

et out of the way! Why do you have to wander all<br />

over the sidewalk?<br />

Asshole!<br />

Damn! Why do you have to stand in the middle of the<br />

only stairway into the subway to talk on your damn<br />

phone?<br />

Asshole!<br />

Ten minutes! It's rush hour and there’s not another train for<br />

ten minutes?<br />

MTA Assholes!<br />

Stop pushing through the door in front of me!<br />

Asshole!<br />

Come on close up your legs and stop taking up two<br />

seats. Your balls aren’t that big.<br />

Asshole!<br />

Move the fuck out of the way so I can get off the train<br />

so you can get on the train. Assholes!<br />

Why are you stopping at the top of the escalator? <strong>The</strong>re are twenty people coming<br />

up behind you.<br />

Asshole!<br />

Do you really need to walk three people across on the<br />

sidewalk? Move! Assholes! All of you!<br />

What the fuck was I writing about again? Fucking job!<br />

Fucking bosses!<br />

Assholes!<br />

✝$€<br />

Huffing by Robin Madel<br />

<strong>The</strong> <strong>Sin</strong> ‘Zine – Ira – 4

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