Odyssey magazine. - Noble Caledonia
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DISCOVER<br />
MEKONG<br />
MIGHTY<br />
MEKONG<br />
The northern stretch of Asia’s great artery makes for<br />
one of the most glorious and otherworldly cruises in<br />
the world, writes Ian Belcher<br />
It’s the green that strikes you most.<br />
Fifty, perhaps 100 shades. An<br />
intoxicating palate – everything<br />
from emerald to petit pois to a rich<br />
Farrow & Ball tone – blending with<br />
the muscular goulash of surging<br />
water and tropical breeze to induce<br />
deep serenity. A cruise along the Mekong in<br />
northern Thailand and Laos is more than<br />
simply relaxing: it is decompression from our<br />
manic, over-stimulated 21st-century lives.<br />
The Mekong deserves an air of hushed<br />
reverence. The tenth-longest waterway on<br />
earth, it’s immortalised in literature – notably<br />
John Swain’s River<br />
of Time – and<br />
worshipped as<br />
‘the mother of<br />
rivers’. A major<br />
south-east Asian<br />
artery, it’s a font of trade, food, bathing and<br />
legend including the Ngeuak serpent who<br />
feasts on drowning victims.<br />
After a dramatic week in western China –<br />
Kunming’s Stone Forest of limestone karsts,<br />
ancient monasteries and the world’s deepest<br />
river gorge – the tour reaches the Mekong.<br />
We’re in the heart of the Golden Triangle, the<br />
cloud-shrouded peaks linking Laos, Thailand<br />
and Burma, long associated with poppy<br />
farming. It’s our chance to visit the Hall of<br />
Opium, the educational arm of a campaign by<br />
the Thai royals to promote less controversial<br />
crops and handicrafts, the fi rst memorable<br />
excursion during this seven-night cruise.<br />
In the Hall’s extraordinary 137m-long<br />
entrance tunnel, ghastly faces reminiscent<br />
of Edvard Munch’s Scream, agonised<br />
skeletons and grimly contorted torsos set a<br />
suitably hallucinogenic tone. For the next<br />
two hours a series of fi lms and stunning<br />
interactive exhibits take me on a wild trip<br />
with drug-addicted Roman nobles, American<br />
intellectuals and stoned Indian war elephants.<br />
It’s a quite brilliant, bizarre, dizzying museum.<br />
But surreal sights aren’t limited to the Hall<br />
of Opium. Across the water from our launch<br />
point near Chiang Saen, a massive golddomed<br />
Chinese casino resembles a little piece<br />
of Shanghai plonked in the jungle. And just<br />
a short while later at Ban Huay Xay – the<br />
Laos port on the border with Thailand – stalls<br />
groan with bottles<br />
containing snakes<br />
and scorpions<br />
pickled in bottles<br />
of murky whisky.<br />
According to their<br />
labels they’re an antidote to ‘rheumatism,<br />
lumbago and sweating of limbs’, not a claim<br />
you’re likely to hear from Glenfi ddich.<br />
It’s pretty strange at water level too. The<br />
river is famed for giant catfi sh up to four<br />
metres long. Some tourists are donning<br />
motorcycle helmets before climbing onto<br />
long-tail speedboats. These motorised<br />
surfboards with seats have a terrible<br />
safety record and whine like high-decibel<br />
mosquitoes… but they’ll complete our mellow<br />
three-day journey in six buttock-numbing<br />
hours. No, thank you.<br />
Other Mekong traffi c is a little less Top<br />
Gear. Traditional wooden slow boats, with<br />
long shady cabins, are crammed with locals,<br />
chickens, backpackers and sacks of cargo.<br />
Boys stand on their prows with long<br />
Travel writer IAN BELCHER has fl oated<br />
along many of the world’s rivers in his time,<br />
but rates his trip down the Mekong as one<br />
of the highlights of his working life<br />
WANT<br />
TO SEE...<br />
more photos of the Mekong<br />
Sun and the dramatic<br />
scenery you could admire<br />
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22 ODYSSEY AUTUMN/WINTER 2011-2012 WWW.NOBLE-CALEDONIA.CO.UK