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Why do<br />
Toronto sports<br />
teams suck?<br />
A meditation on the<br />
longest losing streak in<br />
North America<br />
by Laura MitcheLL<br />
f you cannot be good at what<br />
“Iyou do, then you should try to<br />
be pleasant while you’re screwing it<br />
up.” According to Cathal Kelly of the<br />
Toronto Star, this is the sole rule for<br />
Toronto’s sports teams.<br />
Toronto has a self-defeating mentality<br />
when it comes to sports; we<br />
seem to be convinced that we are<br />
the underdogs. We believe that<br />
we are the downtrodden, the long<br />
shots, the-little-city-that-couldn’t.<br />
Is it our lack of confidence in our<br />
teams that causes the losing streak?<br />
Or is it the losing streak that inspires<br />
our lack of confidence?<br />
For many of us, disenchantment<br />
with the Leafs started in childhood.<br />
Each season we continue to delude<br />
ourselves that this will be “the year”<br />
— and each season since 1966–67,<br />
we’ve been wrong. <strong>The</strong> lack of skill<br />
with which the Leafs continually fail<br />
is particularly embarrassing because<br />
we’re Canadian. And one of the fundamental<br />
stereotypes about those of<br />
us who are up here in the Great White<br />
North is that not only are we supposed<br />
to be nuts about hockey, we’re<br />
supposed to be good at it too. To add<br />
insult to injury, if the Maple Leafs<br />
don’t make the playoffs this season<br />
(they won’t) and the Florida Panthers<br />
steal their spot, we will officially be<br />
the team with longest drought of playoff<br />
appearances in the league.<br />
So much for hockey. Steven Spielberg<br />
would have us believe that<br />
raptors are among the scariest creatures<br />
to ever have walked the Earth,<br />
but much in the way that you felt let<br />
down and injured when you found<br />
out that a velociraptor was about as<br />
big as a full-grown cocker spaniel,<br />
you’ve been duped and disappointed<br />
by the Toronto Raptors: duped<br />
into believing that they’ll succeed<br />
and disappointed when they don’t.<br />
Teams who have an approaching<br />
game with the Raptors must feel a<br />
lot like teams who played my old<br />
high school’s football team did: they<br />
would have to seriously screw up in<br />
order to lose.<br />
And the Blue Jays? <strong>The</strong>y’re not terrible,<br />
but they’re not that good, either.<br />
And frankly, I don’t know that<br />
many people who care either way.<br />
I’m not the only one who’s noticed<br />
that our sports teams are less than<br />
glorious; other people have taken<br />
note of our poor performance. For example,<br />
in June 2011, ESPN: <strong>The</strong> Magazine<br />
awarded us the title of “Worst<br />
Sports City in North America” based<br />
on the performance of all of our professional<br />
teams. With that kind of<br />
press, it’s not surprising that our<br />
teams and our morale aren’t so hot.