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We hear a squishing noise as he grabs something large and wet and<br />

plops it into <strong>Fletch</strong>'s hand. <strong>Fletch</strong> stands there holding something<br />

icky out of frame, looking uncomfortably up at the ceiling, the<br />

floor, anywhere but at the cadaver or at the stuff in his hand.<br />

Meanwhile, we hear sounds of further incisions, and the deflating<br />

of an organ.<br />

PATHOLOGIST<br />

You never really get used to the smell, do you?<br />

<strong>Fletch</strong>'s eyes roll up, and he falls to the floor in a dead faint.<br />

59 INT. RECORDS ROOM - DAY - MINUTES LATER<br />

<strong>Fletch</strong> is on a couch, beginning to regain consciousness. The<br />

Records Nurse hovers over him.<br />

RECORDS NURSE<br />

Are you all right, Doctor?<br />

FLETCH<br />

Where am I?<br />

RECORDS NURSE<br />

You're in the Records Room.<br />

FLETCH<br />

I'm fine.<br />

RECORDS NURSE<br />

Can I get you something?<br />

FLETCH<br />

Have you got a make-shift plywood pillory? Heh Heh, just kidding.<br />

RECORDS NURSE<br />

Doctor Holmes went to get you some smelling salts.<br />

He was quite surprised that you fainted.<br />

FLETCH<br />

Well, I didn't want to say anything, but I thought<br />

the dead man was my brother.<br />

RECORDS NURSE<br />

Oh my God!<br />

FLETCH<br />

It's all right. It wasn't him but<br />

that spleen was a splitting image.<br />

He sits up and sees that just outside the glass is none other that<br />

Dr. Joseph Dolen, talking with the pathologist.<br />

FLETCH

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