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You may be right.<br />

FLETCH<br />

Are you serious?<br />

GILLETT<br />

(shrugs)<br />

That's history, <strong>Fletch</strong>. You owe us nine hundred<br />

and eighteen dollars.<br />

FLETCH<br />

Wait a minute! Our problems might be solved.<br />

<strong>Fletch</strong> holds up an envelope with Ed McMahon's picture on it.<br />

FLETCH<br />

(continuing)<br />

I think I just won a million dollars!<br />

He opens it and looks inside, feigning disappointment.<br />

FLETCH<br />

(continuing)<br />

Damn...lost again. Sorry.<br />

GILLETT<br />

This is no joke. If some kind of payment isn't made,<br />

we're going to have to contact the paper and garnish your wages.<br />

<strong>Fletch</strong> sighs, takes out the envelope given to him by Stanwyk. He<br />

hands a thousand dollars to Gillett.<br />

GILLETT<br />

Cash. I'm impressed.<br />

FLETCH<br />

Found it in a cab. That's a grand.<br />

Apply the difference to next month.<br />

GILLETT<br />

Till then.<br />

Gillett smiles and exits.<br />

66 KITCHEN - DAY<br />

<strong>Fletch</strong> opens the fridge. Inside are tow six-packs of Coors, a jar<br />

of Miracle Whip, a half a cucumber, and a brown head of lettuce.<br />

<strong>Fletch</strong> takes a beer and slams the door shut with such force that<br />

we hear breakage inside.<br />

67 MASTER - APARTMENT - DAY<br />

In a foul mood, <strong>Fletch</strong> leaves the kitchen, and wanders into the

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