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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the
work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Voted TUANZ Best Carrier Of The Year 2009
his/her glory all around, S/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing
appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful
effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.
Following last years well-publicised case, everyone is advised that
Equal Opportunities legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the
redness of any part of Mr R Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr
R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and
disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.
While it is acknowledged that gift bearing is a common practice in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient,
everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This
applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are
specifically precluded, while caution is advised regarding other common gifts such as aromatic resins that may evoke
allergic reactions.
Finally, in the recent instance of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have
been advised and will be arriving shortly.
Updated Excerpts From The Workboot Councillors Blog:
http://www.theworkbootcouncillor.net.nz/workboot-blogs/
House of Cards Posted by WorkBoot on 21 December 2011
The Council had a special meeting on 20 December. The subject was the $5 million dollars unaccounted or
misaccounted for in the current annual plan budget and another $2 million or so deficits from the previous year. You can
read the report here
The Council voted to head towards borrowing a further $2.5 million with WorkBoot being the only opposing voter. You
can read the press release here
Comments and feedback are welcome here
Two catchphrases dominate Council’s euphemistic vernacular at present and can be translated as follows - “Going
forward/ Looking forward” = all is forgiven for the wrongs of the past and we accept no responsibility “addressing these
issues as part of the Long Term Plan process” = massive rates increases paid by you
Clive ‘Legal Eagle’ Boonham has completed his analysis of Council’s non-compliance with the Local Government Act
here. We all remain deeply indebted to Clive for his unpaid work in assisting us to understand these issues. Thank
him for his efforts on behalf of the community by at least reading the document. I’ll be working to see this gets proper
consideration but remain a lone voice on Council.
Comments on Clive’s work can be made here
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