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<strong>Dargaville</strong> <strong>Online</strong><br />
Volume 4 No 07<br />
26 February 2011<br />
To the people of Christchurch<br />
who have been affected by<br />
the events of this last week -<br />
we are saddened for you.<br />
Stay Strong, Rebuild, and<br />
Recover!<br />
This newsletter is brought to you to let you know what’s on and what’s happening in and around <strong>Dargaville</strong> and the<br />
Kauri Coast. It is available by e-mail only.<br />
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All opinions expressed in this newsletter are the opinions of the contributors. They do not reflect the views of any<br />
organisations or groups that the contributors may belong to.<br />
Before you print this newsletter- please consider the environment.<br />
The Team<br />
John MacDonald: Editor and production<br />
Joseph Douglas: Webmaster and web advisor<br />
Kipi Sarich: Maori Events and Comments<br />
Mark Tan: Youth Affairs<br />
To Make A Donation To The People Of Christchurch<br />
Through An Official Sponsor See the Kauri Coast Website<br />
www.kauricoast.co.nz<br />
PLEASE DO NOT DONATE GOODS AT THIS TIME!<br />
Caution: This newsletter may contain politically incorrect comments!<br />
If you are likely to be offended - please exit now!
His mother should have thrown him away<br />
and kept the stork. --Mae West<br />
<strong>Dargaville</strong> Weather Forecast<br />
Here is an 8 day forecast from Weather <strong>Online</strong>.<br />
For Updates Go To:<br />
Met Service: http://www.metservice.co.nz/public/localWeather/dargaville.html<br />
NZ Weather <strong>Online</strong>: http://www.weatheronline.co.nz/NewZealand/<strong>Dargaville</strong>.htm<br />
And It’s Goodbye From Us<br />
After three years of almost unbroken publication this is the last edition of <strong>Dargaville</strong> <strong>Online</strong>. Our fourth birthday is<br />
on 28th February and this newsletter is going to cease publication in it’s present form from this date.<br />
As a small, volunteer team, we have managed - quite successfully - to get news and views out there. We have<br />
overseas readers who use us to keep in touch with what’s happening in the District. We have upset a few people<br />
by publishing content from other sources – always carefully referenced – which they would prefer was not put into<br />
or discussed in the <strong>Kaipara</strong> public domain. Where we have received a response to this we have also published the<br />
responses in our next issue. All relevant correspondence received is still available on our Yahoo e-mail address<br />
from our inception.<br />
Detractors of this, and similar newsletters and blogs, need to bear in mind that we still live in a free country where<br />
it remains legal to publish opposing views - provided that this content is accurate, thought provoking, and not
Dear IRS, Please remove me from your mailing list.<br />
--Peanuts<br />
defamatory. While it may not suit some of the “precious, pampered” public servants (thank you Helen Clark for that<br />
delightful description) to be called to account for their actions it remains the right and role of thinking citizens to do<br />
this. Two generations of New Zealand men and women died to maintain this privilege. Let us not forget them or<br />
belittle the principles that they died for.<br />
Originally the intention behind this newsletter was to provide a small, free, local content, e-mailed, publication,<br />
to the people of <strong>Dargaville</strong>. From an 250 person database that the editor had on his computer, weekly mailings<br />
are now made to more than 2000 subscribers thanks to the assistance of the New Zealand Communities <strong>Online</strong><br />
Trust who make mailing this number of newsletters out possible. We have consistently tried to avoid being seen<br />
as “spam” however one or two Internet Service Providers treat our mailings as such. Pity! The business listings on<br />
the footers are provided free to those who have supported <strong>Dargaville</strong> <strong>Online</strong> from its inception. No money or “free”<br />
services are provided by the advertisers to the editor or other members of the team.<br />
Sadly, like so many other things in this town, much of the input for <strong>Dargaville</strong> <strong>Online</strong> has come from outside of<br />
<strong>Dargaville</strong> so the present name seems inappropriate. From next week a new newsletter will appear instead called<br />
“The <strong>Kaipara</strong> <strong>Konnection</strong>”. We hope that this will entice even more of you from inside and outside of <strong>Dargaville</strong> to<br />
let us know what’s happening in your community and share your views with us.<br />
So Its “Over and Out” From <strong>Dargaville</strong> <strong>Online</strong>. Hello The <strong>Kaipara</strong> <strong>Konnection</strong>!<br />
Communication<br />
The disastrous events of this week in Christchurch have demonstrated – as if that is needed – just how powerful,<br />
effective, and speedy modern communications are (and how reliant we are on electricity to keep things rolling)<br />
When President John F Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, an RNZAF Canberra bomber flew to Sydney to<br />
collect the “TV tape” which was then shown on New Zealand television on successive nights – AKTV2, WNTV1,<br />
CHTV3, DNTV4. Things have moved a long way since then. On Tuesday 22nd February we were able to watch<br />
live footage “streaming” to our computers and televisions of events in Christchurch as they unfolded.<br />
And now some comments on local performance. This newsletter receives regular updates from all the Northland<br />
Councils - except the <strong>Kaipara</strong> District Council. Maybe this is because we have for the last three years questioned<br />
actions and decisions by the KDC and it’s staff? Maybe our e-mail address has been inadvertently removed from<br />
the press release database? Or is it simply because the <strong>Kaipara</strong> District Council don’t know how to communicate<br />
in the 21st Century? Have a look at their (boring -1990’s) website. http://www.kaipara.govt.nz Nothing there on<br />
the front page extending sympathy, offers of help, or offers of accommodation etc, for the people of Christchurch.<br />
Enter the words Christchurch or earthquake in the search field and guess what comes up! NOTHING!<br />
Apparently no word either from the Mayor of the <strong>Kaipara</strong> District in the local daily newspaper or elsewhere about<br />
the event. Why not? We are part of Northland and also New Zealand so surely there is an obligation on our<br />
elected representative to publicly offer condolences and let the residents of the District know that this has been<br />
done on their behalf.<br />
In his election campaign the Mayor promised a “new look” in the performance of <strong>Kaipara</strong> District Council and it’s<br />
staff. Would a competent person with skills in effective communications be a useful addition to the Council? But<br />
<strong>Dargaville</strong> & The Kauri Coast<br />
Northlands Best Kept Secret!
Let’s form proactive synergy restructuring teams.<br />
--Dilbert<br />
of course – we forgot that there is no money. Want to place a bet there is no freeze on wages, salaries and bonus<br />
payments this year though! Are Council going to “borrow” more money to accommodate these?<br />
Kauri Coast News & Views Blogs<br />
http://kauricoast.co.nz/News_new.cfm?NewsCatID=53<br />
http://www.facebook.com/pages/<strong>Dargaville</strong>/223099398388<br />
(You must be logged in to Facebook to view this page)<br />
Also Check Out the <strong>Dargaville</strong> Website!<br />
http://dargaville.co.nz/<br />
1st <strong>Dargaville</strong> Girls’ Brigade invites you to register for the 2011 GB year.<br />
Our motto is ‘To Seek, Serve, and Follow Christ’.<br />
We meet on Thursdays from 3.30-5pm at <strong>Dargaville</strong> Baptist Community Church.<br />
We have a company of over 50 girls, a fun packed programme for 5-15yrs old girls.<br />
Starts on 10th March, 2011.<br />
To register email or phone Pauline Taylor gptaylors@gmail.com 439 7507<br />
or drop in on the 10th March.<br />
TE HOUHANGA MARAE PRESENTS:<br />
A Celebrity Auction with Special Guest Speakers, Adam Parore, Dion Nash and Bernice Mene.<br />
<strong>Dargaville</strong> Town Hall 19th March 2011 5.00 pm till late<br />
A night of dinner, dance and entertainment not to be missed.<br />
For tickets contact: Walter Nesbit 021 519 605, or Maria Parore Larsen 09 439 8251<br />
Kaihu Valley Music Club<br />
The regular club day is the second Sunday of each month at the Kaihu Memorial Hall.<br />
• Starting 1.00pm.<br />
• Gold coin admission. All are welcome.<br />
• Local and visiting musicians will be attending.<br />
Inquiries to Esma at (09) 439 7293<br />
Come along and have fun!<br />
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time<br />
to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. --Miss Piggy<br />
<strong>Dargaville</strong> & The Kauri Coast<br />
Northlands Best Kept Secret!
If you think it’s hard to meet new people,<br />
try picking up the wrong golf ball. --Jack Lemon<br />
Letters To The Editor.<br />
Please ensure that we receive your letters no later than<br />
the Thursday morning before publication. As with other<br />
news media, we don’t publish or respond to letters that<br />
have no real name, address, and contact phone number.<br />
If you don’t want your name to appear please tell us.<br />
All letters are published in full as received. Please keep<br />
them to no more than 250 words. Thanks!<br />
All this talk by the KDC from time to time regarding “Consultation<br />
with ratepayers and residents of the <strong>Kaipara</strong> District” seems to be<br />
quite frankly a load of nonsense. The latest Council Newsletter put out (always together with a smiling portrait of<br />
our Mayor) features a n article of where we can walk our pooch” which in the title itself denigrates our pet animals<br />
to a large extent ie; “Love me love my dog.”<br />
Pahi has for ages had a “Dogs allowed only on leashes” rule and for years the beaches were festooned by<br />
expensive looking painted signs showing clearly a human being towed by a canine companion .There were no<br />
problems then and the number which are exercised by their local owners prove to be no problem just now. The<br />
question arises .How far does Pahi Beach extend? There is no sand to wallow in.<br />
So now the Mayoral Mace has fallen mercilessly on the luckless mans best friend. Ditch thy dog!<br />
Woe betide the ball chasing bitch breasting the tide to bound along these out of bounds beaches.<br />
A question of Health perhaps? Well known fact, dogs entice owners to walk thus benefitting both.<br />
Dogs are registered (cash in the coffers of the KDC) Owners are not.<br />
1.9 million dollars is to be spent on a proposed 97 km cycle track. Healthy exercise. On yer Bike Mike.<br />
There are more deaths caused by cycles than deadly dogs. Duh! Not healthy!<br />
For a Council who has abysmally failed to get rid of a wasp nest. (TV News http://tvnz.co.nz/fair-go/wasps-6-16video-4031102<br />
) A basis for a Dibley script perhaps? It might be advised to avoid a hornets nest with this one! Dog<br />
owners vote also y’know!<br />
For your information I don’t happen to own a dog but I reckon they (owners /dogs) need a fair go.<br />
Consultation Nil<br />
Confrontation 1 (So far!)<br />
Ralph Williams<br />
Pahi<br />
Subject: Kauri coast swimming pool management<br />
I emailed the pool manager Scott Linkletter of the Kauri Coast Community Pool last year to ask if I could buy a<br />
Tangowahine Farm and Rural Retreat<br />
Centrally located, self contained - stay with us and enjoy the <strong>Kaipara</strong>, Whangarei and the<br />
Bay of Islands - or just relax and enjoy the hot spa in the bush, farm and bush walks.<br />
www.tangowahine.co.nz
Big girls need big diamonds.<br />
--Elizabeth Taylor<br />
family ticket for 6 students from the <strong>Dargaville</strong> Intermediate School. That was about 13th December. That would<br />
have cost $285.00. I explained that these children were from low income families. No answer so I sent another<br />
email.<br />
During the school holidays. Scott emailed me to say that he had bought this question up at the last meeting and<br />
was waiting for a reply. Finally he sent an email to tell me to go ahead and buy the ticket and he would take the<br />
brunt of the result. Ten minutes later I got another email from Scott to say that the Management team has said<br />
no that I couldn’t buy a ticket for these children. I was terribly disappointed and so were the children concerned. I<br />
asked one of the management team why they had said no to the ticket and she said that if they let me buy a family<br />
ticket then everyone will want one.<br />
Hello I could see the dollars flitting away. I asked another member of the team weeks later and he said that I will<br />
not be allowed to buy a family ticket for these children as they come from different families. Family/whanau same<br />
thing, they are all related to each other. He said that they would have to make a special ticket to accommodate<br />
these children.<br />
It is now the 21st February and still no answer. I would have bought a ticket for all my three schools. That is<br />
$285.00 times three. Can we afford to discriminate against certain members of our community? I think not!! Also<br />
when is the Pool management committee going to advertise when meetings are being held, so that members of<br />
the community can attend? Transparency is a good thing.<br />
Katherine Taylor.<br />
PS I asked what constitutes a family and the lifeguard said a mother father and two children. This is not the real<br />
world?<br />
Katherine Taylor<br />
Just a thought.<br />
It would be interesting to see how much the tourist is paying per day for the Campervans. As from what I have<br />
heard it is no wonder they don’t have much left over for anything else. The other day we had a Maui camper van<br />
in with a couple from Switzerland “Nice New Big” Maui. They went down the beach for a long walk (our beach is<br />
112kms long) they came back in a panic, they lost their keys. I said don’t panic you are in NZ it will be ok.<br />
About 8 hours later 9.30pm a set of keys arrive driven 3 hours up from Auckland. IT IS GOING TO COST THEM<br />
OVER $1,000. Mercedes campervans coming from Germany only have 2 sets of keys apparently and they are<br />
very electronic and cannot be duplicated. Their Bond for the Maui was $5000 or $7000 I believe.<br />
I and others were so embarrassed as a kiwi that these costs where Soo high. The result was that our local<br />
Wonderful restaurant Funky Fish shouted them a lovely meal and drinks( as everything they owned was in the<br />
camper)we had already given them a cabin and drinks they refused to borrow some cash from us.<br />
They left Baylys Beach which was their last nite in NZ very happy and very grateful. Happy ending and a lesson<br />
learnt. Maui key cost heaps so don’t lose them.<br />
Tangowahine Farm and Rural Retreat<br />
Centrally located, self contained - stay with us and enjoy the <strong>Kaipara</strong>, Whangarei and the<br />
Bay of Islands - or just relax and enjoy the hot spa in the bush, farm and bush walks.<br />
www.tangowahine.co.nz
An Englishman, even if he is alone,<br />
forms an orderly queue of one. --George Mikes<br />
I ponder over this now. What happens to the next person who hires that campervan if they lose their keys and<br />
there are no other keys in NZ??? And What would have happened if these people had lost them in Christchurch<br />
and the other set of keys where in Auckland??? As it was they had to pay for 6 hours wages to the person who<br />
brought them up from Auckland.<br />
Feel free to pass this on.<br />
Regards<br />
Trish<br />
Baylys Beach Holiday Park<br />
PS. I sleep easy in my bed as we don’t rip people off, we enjoy hosting them so that they leave here with a great<br />
impression.<br />
News release<br />
22 February 2011<br />
WHANGAREI DISTRICT COUNCIL TO OFFER ASSISTANCE TO CANTERBURY<br />
Whangarei District Council offers its condolences and support to those affected by today’s Christchurch<br />
earthquake and is standing by to see what assistance it can offer, says Deputy Mayor Phil Halse.<br />
“Like everyone who is watching this event unfold around the world, our hearts go out to everyone affected by<br />
it. We will help in whatever way we can and are waiting to see how we can help. New Zealand has good Civil<br />
Defence networks and we understand they are trying to come to grips with the situation and work out what is<br />
needed.<br />
“We also feel for those Northlanders who have friends and family in Christchurch, and know this has been a very<br />
anxious time for them.”<br />
Pauline Rose<br />
Communications Manager | Whangarei District Council<br />
Private Bag 9023 | Whangarei 0148 | www.wdc.govt.nz<br />
DDI: 09 430 4209 | M: 027 4391570 | E: pauliner@wdc.govt.nz<br />
Keep up to date with Mark Tan.<br />
Here to listen, here to see Northland succeed and prosper.<br />
Mark B. Tan<br />
0211476687<br />
www.markbtan.com
Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my<br />
mouth out with chocolate. --Author Unknown<br />
Add your own Seaweek image here in the header in place of the grey box<br />
Pacific white-sided dolphin caught in drift net.<br />
Photo: Roger Grace/Greenpeace<br />
‘Our Oceans in focus: A photographic insight<br />
into the marine world’ with Dr Roger Grace<br />
Details about the event: A once in a lifetime opportunity to view images by<br />
international Greenpeace marine photographer and renowned marine biologist,<br />
New Zealander Dr Roger Grace. The show includes photographs from major<br />
international campaigns including Antarctica, set-netting and a selection of ‘weird<br />
and wonderful’ marine life, gathered over a 20 year span.<br />
Where: Northern Wairoa Boating Club; Totara Street, <strong>Dargaville</strong><br />
When: Thursday, 3 rd March at 6.30pm<br />
Free Entry!<br />
Contact: Darren Jones or Karen Joyce-Paki<br />
Department of Conservation, Kauri Coast Area Office<br />
Phone number: 09 439 3450<br />
Email address: kauricoastareaoffice@doc.govt.nz<br />
Trash Or Treasure<br />
Open Saturdays and Sundays 10.00am - 2.00pm<br />
Murdoch Street, <strong>Dargaville</strong>.<br />
Pre-Loved Goods<br />
At Great Prices!
The most effective form of birth control I know<br />
is spending the day with my kids. --Jill Bensley<br />
Upcoming Kauri Coast Events<br />
27 Feb 11<br />
Cruise the Days of Sail<br />
We invite you on a one day journey of discovery retracing the old steamer and sailing ship routes from <strong>Dargaville</strong><br />
to Helensville through the historic <strong>Kaipara</strong> Harbour aboard our comfortable vessel, M.V. Kewpie Too and returning<br />
to <strong>Dargaville</strong> by luxury Coach. Phone 09 420 8466 0274 970 654<br />
3 - 5 Mar 11<br />
Northland Field Days<br />
The Northland Field Days is the largest event of its kind to be held in Northland with a wide variety of exhibits,<br />
competitions and attractions. Come and be one of 25,000 visitors who see over 550 exhibits on display. A great<br />
day out for all at the Friendly Field Days.<br />
6 Mar 11<br />
Will Martin and Friends<br />
<strong>Dargaville</strong> Town Hall His 2007 debut album - ‘A New World’ was an epic collection of classical crossover songs,<br />
which simultaneously reflected Will’s origins and the scope of his unfaltering ambition. It also created history when<br />
it debuted on release in the UK at Number 1, making him the youngest tenor in musical history to top the classical<br />
charts.<br />
6 Mar 11<br />
Maungaturoto Children’s Day<br />
A fun filled day to celebrate the wonder of children! Activities on the day include: Facepainting † bouncy<br />
castle Sport northland † Mainly music † Colouring competitions Plus lots & lots more ... Proudly organised by<br />
Maungaturoto Plunket<br />
10 Mar 11<br />
Gumdiggers Country Music Club<br />
Gumdiggers Country Music Club 1 Jellicoe Rd Ruawai 0530 1st club night for 2011 Thursday 17 Feb then<br />
fortnightly thereafter 7.30 start Resident backing band - country singers welcome Phone 09 4392 177 or 0274 179<br />
099 email gumdiggersdaughters@yahoo.com<br />
13 Mar 11<br />
<strong>Dargaville</strong> Trail Ride<br />
“200 meters of woops” Starts 9.00am Last loop 2.30pm Track suitable for different levels of riders - quad friendly.<br />
Track hoed and smoothed, bush sections, farm tracks. Motorcross track - full dirt, table tops, triple jump, berms<br />
and more… Children under 16 must be accompanied by an adult. No passengers, drugs or alcohol. Helmets and<br />
proper foot wear must be worn at all times Food and drinks available. Location: Arapohue Rd (sign posted from<br />
<strong>Dargaville</strong> and from south on State Highway 12) F<br />
13 Mar 11<br />
The <strong>Kaipara</strong> Adventure - <strong>Dargaville</strong> to Helensville<br />
Departing from <strong>Dargaville</strong> we make our way over sixty nautical miles cruising New Zealand’s largest inland<br />
sheltered waterways, through the Northern Wairoa River, as the barques and brigantines did in past generations.<br />
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You’ve got the brain of a four-year-old boy,<br />
and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. --Groucho Marx<br />
During our cruise we pass many small towns and villages almost forgotten by time as we continue towards Pouto<br />
Point. Crossing from Pouto to South Head, you can almost touch the past as you examine the <strong>Kaipara</strong>’s former<br />
life.<br />
17 - 20 Mar 11<br />
Twin Coast Cycle Challenge<br />
The BDO Twin Coast Cycle Challenge has something for every rider, from the professional to the fun rider, and<br />
don’t worry about your bags just throw them onto the luggage truck and enjoy the ride.<br />
19 Mar 11<br />
TE HOUHANGA MARAE<br />
A Celebrity Auction with Special Guest Speakers, Adam Parore, Dion Nash and Bernice Mene. <strong>Dargaville</strong> Town<br />
Hall 19th March 2011 5.00 pm till late A night of dinner, dance and entertainment not to be missed. For tickets<br />
contact: Walter Nesbit 021519605, Maria Parore Larsen 09 439 8251<br />
19 Mar 11<br />
RUAWAI LIONS CLUB ANNUAL CHARITY AUCTION<br />
SATURDAY 19 MARCH 2011 VENUE: <strong>Kaipara</strong> Kumara Forecourt (Main Road) VIEWING OF GOODS: 9.30<br />
am AUCTION STARTS: 10.00 am TRADING TABLE: 9.00 am Sponsors’ products for auction - includes farming<br />
products Lots of bargains!! Antiques, furniture, electrical appliances, bric-a-brac, books, toys etc Food and<br />
refreshments available Contact: Jim Simpson 09 4392557<br />
20 Mar 11<br />
Dalmatian Day<br />
<strong>Dargaville</strong> Museum A day to celebrate the Dalmatian culture and opening of the gum diggers camp. The <strong>Dargaville</strong><br />
Tamburica Orchestra will entertain you along with local and visiting guest Kolo dance groups. Spit roast lamb<br />
sandwiches will be for sale along with a sausage sizzle, refreshments and raffles. Family fun for all. The official<br />
opening of the gumdiggers camp is set for 11.30am.<br />
24 - 27 Mar 11<br />
<strong>Dargaville</strong> Arts Festival<br />
This event will feature workshops, a wine and cheese evening and other activities, topped off by a black-tie dinner<br />
and art auction in the town hall. “Some of the funds raised from this event will be going to the Project Promise<br />
cancer unit planned for Whangarei Hospital.”<br />
24 Mar 11<br />
Gumdiggers Country Music Club<br />
Gumdiggers Country Music Club 1 Jellicoe Rd Ruawai 0530 1st club night for 2011 Thursday 17 Feb then<br />
fortnightly thereafter 7.30 start Resident backing band - country singers welcome Phone 09 4392 177 or 0274 179<br />
099 email gumdiggersdaughters@yahoo.com<br />
26 Mar 11<br />
Kauri Coast Surfcasting Contest<br />
For more information please contact: Kauri Coast Surfcasting Contest Ross Friedrick Phone: 09 439 7194 Email:<br />
kcsurfcastingcontest@ihug.co.nz<br />
<strong>Dargaville</strong> Four Square Discount Supermarket<br />
111 Victoria Street, <strong>Dargaville</strong> 0310 Phone: (09) 439 1083<br />
Open 7 Days
I’m blonde what’s your excuse?<br />
--Reese Witherspoon<br />
27 Mar 11<br />
An Afternoon with Kevin Friedrich & Friends<br />
Lighthouse Function Centre, 1pm-4pm World renown accordionist Kevin Friedrich performs at Harding Park<br />
accompanied by Lionel Reekie and Nolene Osbaldiston on piano. Also performing is flautist Pippa Howes and<br />
vocalists Taz Nesbit and Nickolai Puharich. Ticket price includes afternoon tea. Tickets available at the <strong>Dargaville</strong><br />
Museum and at the door.<br />
27 Mar 11<br />
The <strong>Kaipara</strong> Adventure - <strong>Dargaville</strong> to Helensville<br />
Crossing the <strong>Kaipara</strong> Heads from Pouto Point, you will see the magnificence of the two headlands with their white<br />
sandy beaches and the Tasman Sea beyond. From South Head, you will travel past lonely deserted bays many<br />
accessible only by boat where early gum diggers camped. We cruise past Mosquito Bay, Shelly Beach and into<br />
the meandering <strong>Kaipara</strong> River,<br />
2 Apr 11<br />
Mangawhai Wine and Food Festival 2011<br />
It’s time to party and celebrate the harvest at the Mangawhai Wine and Food Festival. Mangawhai is a garden<br />
of Eden, where gold medals are earned from the olives and grapes, where sea food is plentiful and fruit and<br />
vegetables flourish. The festival is set in an olive grove by the sea, with gold medal local wines from the local<br />
region, and delicious food to accompany the wine. As you enjoy the beautiful surroundings and local wine, rock<br />
and roll with Elvis (a.k.a. the talented Andy Stankovich)! Tickets a<br />
7 Apr 11<br />
Gumdiggers Country Music Club 1 Jellicoe Rd Ruawai 0530 1st club night for 2011 Thursday 17 Feb then<br />
fortnightly thereafter 7.30 start Resident backing band - country singers welcome Phone 09 4392 177 or 0274 179<br />
099 email gumdiggersdaughters@yahoo.com<br />
21 Apr 11<br />
Gumdiggers Country Music Club 1 Jellicoe Rd Ruawai 0530 1st club night for 2011 Thursday 17 Feb then<br />
fortnightly thereafter 7.30 start Resident backing band - country singers welcome Phone 09 4392 177 or 0274 179<br />
099 email gumdiggersdaughters@yahoo.com<br />
22 - 25 Apr 11<br />
Northland College Reunion<br />
We are getting in early for Northland College Reunion Easter 2012. Mrs Scully is organising this Event, please<br />
contact her directly on Facebook. or email her at pscully@xtra.co.nz<br />
23 Apr 11<br />
Tangowahine School Monster Trail Bike Ride<br />
When: Sat 23 Apr ’11, 8:00am–2:30pm Where: Tangowahine Valley Trail, 630 Tangowahine Valley Rd, <strong>Dargaville</strong><br />
Restrictions: All Ages Ticket Information: * At sign in: $35.00 * Door Sales Only<br />
31 Dec 11<br />
Wai Worri Woolshed Country Music Muster<br />
Two day country music festival featuring guest artists, plus many supporting acts. All weather venue, family<br />
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still<br />
no cure for the common birthday. --John Glenn<br />
entertainment, food and refreshments, children under 15 free. Campers and motorhomes welcome. Central to<br />
Waipoua Forest, Trounson Park, Kai iwi Lakes. Phone Phil on 09 439 5083 or Ted and Cushla on 09 434 0857 for<br />
further details. Please note date may change, ring closer to event to confirm dates or watch this listing.<br />
New Books In the <strong>Dargaville</strong> Library<br />
JUNIOR<br />
Cherry Crush – Cathy Cassidy<br />
Wild Rescue – Earthquake Escape – J. Burchett & S. Vogler<br />
Wild Rescue – Poacher Peril – J. Burchett & S. Vogler<br />
Wild Rescue – Polar Meltdown – J. Burchett & S. Vogler<br />
YOUNG ADULT<br />
Ranger’s Apprentice – The Emperor of Nihon-ja – John Flanagan<br />
Genesis – Lara Morgan<br />
NON FICTION<br />
The State of Maori Rights – Margaret Mutu<br />
Wholefoods – Nicola Graimes<br />
The Arabian Nights Cookbook – Habeeb Salloum<br />
Living Wild – The Ultimate Guide to Scouting and Fieldcraft – Bear Grylls<br />
DVDs<br />
The Last Station<br />
Eat Pray Love<br />
Diary of a Wimpy Kid<br />
NOTE THAT THE LIBRARY IS OPEN UNTIL 6.30 ON THURSDAYS IN SUPPORT OF THE<br />
MARKET. THIS WILL BE ONGOING UNTIL DAYLIGHT SAVING ENDS.<br />
Keep Up To Date With Events at the Library Phone (09) 439 3150 or visit their web page<br />
http://www.kaipara.govt.nz/library.php<br />
Square and Compasses<br />
Freemasonry in New Zealand<br />
Exhibition<br />
Freemasonry in New Zealand has a rich history with long standing traditions. But what<br />
is Freemasonry? Who are Freemasons? And what do Freemasons do? Square and<br />
Compasses shares the history and traditions of Freemasonry and helps answer<br />
these and many more questions about Freemasons and the good work they do in our<br />
community.<br />
<strong>Dargaville</strong> Museum Summer Exhibition<br />
Harding Park<br />
<strong>Dargaville</strong><br />
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I didn’t know how babies were made<br />
until I was pregnant with my fourth child. --Loretta Lynn<br />
Other Northland Events Calendars<br />
To see what is happening in other parts of Northland, you can visit:<br />
Hokianga: http://www.hokiangatourism.org.nz/news.html<br />
Northland: http://www.northlandnz.com/events.php<br />
Mangawhai: http://www.mangawhai.co.nz/Events.cfm<br />
BNZ Closed on 9 th March!<br />
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Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.<br />
--Marshall McLuhan<br />
Daily Trivia Quiz <strong>Online</strong>.<br />
Done your daily trivia quiz today?<br />
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/2890210/Daily-trivia-quiz-September-25<br />
This Week In New Zealand History<br />
1844 ‘Pistols at dawn’: deadly duel in Wellington<br />
William Brewer, a Wellington lawyer, died on 4 March 1844 of wounds<br />
received in a duel with another lawyer, H. Ross, on 26 February. The duel<br />
was the result of a quarrel that had arisen from a case in the Wellington<br />
County Court.<br />
When the two men faced off in Sydney Street, Brewer fired into the air but<br />
‘received Mr. Ross’ ball in the groin’. According to the New Zealand Gazette<br />
and Wellington Spectator, Brewer was ‘immediately conveyed to a friend’s<br />
house. During the first few days it was hoped that his life was safe, but<br />
appearances afterwards became unfavourable, and on Monday last, about<br />
six in the evening Mr. Brewer breathed his last.’<br />
A Coroner’s Inquest was convened. Although there were several witnesses to the duel, the inquest concluded that<br />
the evidence did not prove by whom the wound was inflicted. The survivor of a duel could be charged with murder,<br />
which may explain why the witnesses were not entirely forthcoming in the evidence they gave. Or perhaps it was<br />
a case of ‘what happens on the duelling field stays on the duelling field.’ The New Zealand Gazette and Wellington<br />
Spectator of 9 March used the outcome of this inquest to call for the banning of the ‘barbarous custom’ of duelling.<br />
Brewer was no stranger to duelling. In 1840 he had ‘threatened to call out the next man’ who associated him with<br />
a certain ‘young lady’. John Kelly, a surveyor, was that man. In a duel with Brewer on Oneroa Beach at Kororareka<br />
(now Russell), Kelly had a narrow escape from serious injury when part of his wig was shot away.<br />
1902 Kelburn cable car opens<br />
Wellingtonians flocked in thousands to try out the new cable car service between Lambton Quay and Kelburn<br />
when it opened for business in February 1902.<br />
The Kelburn & Karori Tramway Company Ltd had been formed in 1898 by shareholders in the Upland Estate<br />
Company, which wanted to develop the hills above Wellington’s central business district for housing. Convenient<br />
transport was a vital part of the plan. A cable car service and horse-drawn carriages would connect the new suburb<br />
with the city and the borough of Karori.<br />
James Fulton’s design was a milestone in New Zealand engineering. The line<br />
was 785 m long and climbed 119 m, an average gradient of 1 in 6.6. It passed<br />
through three tunnels and over three short viaducts. The journey from the<br />
Lambton Quay terminus to the top of the hill at the north end of Upland Road<br />
took just 3½ minutes.<br />
A steam engine powered the cable winding gear from a two-storey<br />
powerhouse at the upper terminus. This drove an endless wire rope that<br />
operated alternately up one line of track and down the other. The car drivers<br />
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone,<br />
but they’ve always worked for me. --Hunter S. Thompson<br />
gave bell signals to an engineer in the winding room to apply the gripper lever for the descending cable car. This<br />
lever gripped the cable so that as this car descended, a second cable – the tail, or balance rope – hauled the<br />
ascending car upwards. When the cars reached the top and bottom respectively, the rope stopped moving.<br />
The tramway took 2½ years to complete. As well as paid labourers, men from the nearby Terrace Gaol also<br />
worked on its construction.<br />
The cable car was a significant and enduring engineering achievement. It fulfilled its intended role by helping to<br />
open up the Kelburn area for housing (those who purchased the first sections in 1902 were rewarded with free<br />
passes), and has since become one of Wellington’s iconic tourist attractions.<br />
1951 Troops deployed in waterfront dispute<br />
The waterfront dispute of 1951 was the biggest industrial confrontation in<br />
New Zealand’s history. Although it was not as violent as the Great Strike<br />
of 1913, it lasted longer – 151 days, from 15 February to 15 July – and<br />
involved more workers. At its peak, 22,000 waterside workers (wharfies) and<br />
other unionists were off the job.<br />
Sid Holland’s National government declared a state of emergency on 21<br />
February. The following day Holland warned that New Zealand was ‘at war’.<br />
On the 27th, troops were sent onto the Auckland and Wellington wharves<br />
to load and unload ships. Draconian emergency regulations imposed rigid<br />
censorship, gave police sweeping powers of search and arrest and made it<br />
an offence for citizens to assist strikers – even giving food to their children was outlawed.<br />
As the dispute dragged on into the autumn and winter, there was widespread intimidation and sporadic outbursts<br />
of violence. On the night of 30 April a railway bridge near Huntly was dynamited. Train drivers were warned in<br />
advance and no one was hurt, but coal supplies were severely disrupted. Prime Minister Holland denounced this<br />
as ‘an infamous act of terrorism’.<br />
On several occasions, unionist street protests were broken up by ranks of baton-wielding police. The worst<br />
incident occurred in Auckland on 1 June – dubbed ‘Bloody Friday’ – when police violently dispersed up to 1000<br />
marchers in Queen Street. One victim suffered a suspected fractured skull and 20 others had to be treated for<br />
lacerations, concussion and bruises.<br />
By the end of May, with new unions of strike-breakers (denounced by unionists as ‘scabs’) registered in the main<br />
ports, the wharfies’ position was becoming increasingly hopeless. Eventually, after a five-month struggle, they<br />
conceded defeat on 15 July.<br />
Image: Watersiders’ loyalty card, 1951<br />
Read more: http://www.nzhistory.net.nz/timeline<br />
Disasters and Computer Vulnerability.<br />
The sad events of the Christchurch earthquake highlight just how vulnerable we are to loss of computer data in<br />
the modern world. Businesses, organisations, and clubs rely on computers to generate, receive, and store data<br />
relating to their operations. All too often these are single computers, tucked away in a corner of a building or home,<br />
with the data sitting on the hard disk drive and not backed up. If there is a backup it is often stored in the same<br />
place/room as the computer. Then disaster strikes! Fire, earthquake, theft, or simply the death or resignation of a<br />
key person and all this data is lost – usually forever.<br />
FL Computers.<br />
122 victoria Street. <strong>Dargaville</strong>. Phone: (09) 439 0496. E-Mail: flcomputers@xtra.co.nz
It’s great being blonde - with such low expectations<br />
it’s easy to impress. --Pamela Anderson<br />
There are many ways of preventing this problem today. Removable storage devices that can be taken home,<br />
stored in another location, or even on a key ring are all available at a minimal cost today.<br />
Then of course there is the “cloud” which can be used for many practical data storage uses. Free mail programs<br />
such as Hotmail, “Yahoo, and Gmail offer data storage capability up to 1GB. While this may not be enough for a<br />
large business database and payroll, it is usually more than adequate for a small business, organisation or club.<br />
For business data, just e-mail your accounting program tables up to an address you have created each night<br />
before you go home. Copy all your e-mail and contact lists up there also. Create a simple spreadsheet which<br />
tracks your business activity for the day and send this off as an e-mail to your “cloud” address. You can log in and<br />
delete back copies every week, month or year to keep within your 1GB limit. You can even download this data and<br />
archive it onto a DVD or similar device for long term storage.<br />
For clubs and organisations, create a club e-mail address on one of these free service providers sites, and insist<br />
that your secretary uses this for all inward and outwards correspondence rather than their private e-mail address.<br />
That way if the person resigns or dies, or their home computer is destroyed or lost, you still have all your club data<br />
intact. If you are an active club or organisation and need more than 1GB of data storage, you can “buy” larger<br />
cloud storage capability for a few dollars each month.<br />
If you are not sure of how to do this, or want more information contact the Editor at FL Computers in <strong>Dargaville</strong>.<br />
We Still Have the Cheapest Compatible Printer Inks and Toner in Town.<br />
“GIVE YOUR PRINTER A TREAT - GIVE YOUR WALLET A BREAK”<br />
• OUR COMPATIBLE INKS ARE THE CHEAPEST IN TOWN<br />
• IF IT IS NOT IN STOCK WE WILL GET IT FOR YOU<br />
• WE CAN ALSO SUPPLY ORIGINAL INKS AT A GOOD PRICE<br />
If you find a cheaper outlet for the same product, excluding sales and specials, bring in<br />
proof and we will better it by 15%<br />
FL Computers. 122 Victoria Street. <strong>Dargaville</strong>. Phone (09) 439 0496. Open 7 Days.<br />
A Computer Joke<br />
As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. My wife Gay had a problem yesterday<br />
and I was out somewhere, so she called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control<br />
and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.<br />
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents,<br />
and the second half by our children. --Clarence Darrow<br />
As he was walking away, she called after him, ‘So, what was wrong? He replied, ‘It was an “ID ten T” error.’ She<br />
didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, ‘An, “ID ten T” error? What’s that? In case I need to fix it<br />
again.’ Eic grinned.... ‘Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?<br />
‘No,’ she replied. ‘Write it down,’ he said, ‘and I think you’ll figure it out.’<br />
So she wrote down: ID10T<br />
She used to like Eric, now she refers to him as that little shit next door, but of course we are not silly enough to fall<br />
out with “the little rascal .<br />
FOOD! This week it’s “Steak” Stuff<br />
Flatbread Steak Sammie<br />
Ingredients:<br />
10 Button Mushrooms, sliced<br />
1 onion chopped<br />
1 Tomato Sliced<br />
Lettuce, shredded<br />
1/2 Cup Mayonnaise<br />
Pinch Salt & Pepper<br />
1/4t Thyme<br />
1/4t Dill<br />
200g Rump Steak per person<br />
1 flatbread per person<br />
Method:<br />
1.Saute mushrooms and onions in a pan until the onions are nice and soft.<br />
2. Place flat bread in pre-heated oven to warm.<br />
3.In a bowl mix together cup mayonnaise, salt, pepper, thyme, and dill.<br />
4.Season steak with salt and pepper. Place in non-stick frypan and cook for 3-4 minutes on each side.<br />
5. Let steak sit for a few minutes before slicing into thin strips.<br />
6.Spread 1T of the herbed mayonnaise on the entire length of the flatbread.<br />
7.Add steak slices(as much as you want), then some of the mushrooms and onion.<br />
8.Top chopped lettuce and sliced tomato.<br />
9. Fold over the top of your flat bread (you may want to secure it with a toothpick down the middle.<br />
Sirloin Stir-Fry<br />
Ingredients:<br />
1 lg. carrot<br />
1 Bunch Asparagus (steamed)<br />
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Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is<br />
especially useful as you start to gain weight. --Jason Love<br />
100g mushrooms<br />
3 Capsicum (green,red,yellow)<br />
1 clove garlic<br />
180g Meat Cuisine Sirloin Steak<br />
3T Cooking sherry<br />
3T Soy sauce<br />
3T Water<br />
Extra Virgin Olive Oil<br />
Method:<br />
1.Mix sherry, soy sauce and water well. Set aside.<br />
2.Dice garlic and cut all remaining beef and vegetables into very thin slices.<br />
3.Cook steak in wok until it is done to your liking. Remove steak to serving dish.<br />
4.Place mushrooms, garlic and a splash of cooking oil in wok. Cook over high heat, stirring constantly, for 3<br />
minutes.<br />
5.Add capsicums and continue cooking for 1 minute. Add carrot and asparagus, and cook 2 more minutes. Add<br />
steak and sauce. Stir. Remove from heat immediately. Serves 4.<br />
Peppercorn Steak Sauce<br />
2 Tbsp butter<br />
1 medium onion, finely diced<br />
60 ml brandy<br />
2 Tbsp/ 30g green peppercorns in brine, roughly sliced<br />
250ml UHT cream<br />
1 Tbsp/ 15ml Worcestershire sauce<br />
1. Heat butter in pan and sauté onion on low heat for 3-4 minutes until opaque.<br />
2. Add brandy and reduce by half. (1 minute or so cooking time for this quantity)<br />
3. Add sliced peppercorns, cream and Worcestershire sauce. Bring to a simmer and cook for approximately 5<br />
minutes. Season with a little salt.<br />
4. Warm to serve over steak.<br />
*Note…<br />
This sauce keeps well in the fridge ‘as is’ for a few weeks. This will also freeze well. If you would prefer a<br />
mushroom sauce then omit the peppercorns. At step 1 after cooking the onions then add 1 Tbsp butter and 1 cup<br />
of finely sliced bon mushrooms. Sauté with the onions for a few minutes until softened.<br />
When adding the UHT cream the sauce the sauce will thicken instantly but if you cook it out it will thin down again.<br />
The sauce once heated is the perfect density to pour over steak and the peppercorns age well in the sauce after a<br />
few days.<br />
Read More: http://www.meatcuisine.co.nz/Recipes.html<br />
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Note:<br />
If the French were really intelligent, they’d speak English.<br />
--Wilfred Sheed<br />
Gary and Lisa at the New Asia Restaurant in <strong>Dargaville</strong> who sponsor this page are running a Shanghai<br />
Special. Walk in, sit down, don’t ask for a menu. Simply let the chef prepare your meal!<br />
You will be amazed at the fine, affordable, treats and tastes that will be served to you. Give them some advance<br />
notice and they will be happy to meet any special requests!<br />
Musical Notes For This Week<br />
Events in Music<br />
1960 - Jimi Hendrix, rock and roll guitarist, plays his first gig.<br />
1963 - Beatles release their 1st single in US “Please Please Me”<br />
1964 - UK flies 24,000 rolls of Beatle wallpaper to US<br />
1964 - Beatles arrive back in England after their 1st US visit<br />
1965 - Beatles record “That Means a Lot”<br />
1968 - Rock group Genesis release their 1st record “Silent Sun”<br />
1969 - Beatles begin recording Abbey Road album<br />
1970 - Beatles release “Beatles Again” aka “Hey Jude” album<br />
1972 - Paul McCartney releases “Give Ireland back to the Irish” single<br />
1974 - Cher files for separation from husband Sonny Bono<br />
1975 - John Lennon releases “Rock ‘n’ Roll” album<br />
1978 - 20th Grammy Awards: Hotel Calif, Fleetwood Mac, Debbie Boone wins<br />
1979 - George Harrison releases “George Harrison” album<br />
1981 - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder record “Ebony and Ivory”<br />
1983 - Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 37 weeks<br />
1987 - 1st release of Beatles compact discs<br />
Birthdays in Music<br />
1928 - Antione “Fats” Domino, NO LA, rhythm and blues pianist (Blueberry Hill)<br />
1932 - Johnny Cash, Kingsland Ark, country singer (I Hear the Train Coming)<br />
1942 - Paul Jones, England, rocker (Manfried Mann-Mighty Quinn)<br />
1943 - George Harrison, rocker (Beatle/Travelling Willberries-My Sweet Lord)<br />
1943 - Bob “Bear” Hite, Calif, vocalist (Canned Heat-Going Up the Country)<br />
1944 - Mike Maxfield, rocker (Billy J Kramer and The Dakotas)<br />
1944 - Nicky Hopkins, rock pianist (Stones-Ruby Tuesday, Quicksilver)<br />
1945 - Oliver, rock vocalist (Good Morning Starshine, Jean)<br />
1945 - Mitch Ryder, rocker (and Detroit Wheels-Devil With the Blue Dress)<br />
1947 - Lonnie Turner, bassist/vocalist (Steve Miller Band-Abracadabra)<br />
1947 - Rubert Holmes, Tenafly NJ, vocalist (Pi¤a Colada song)<br />
1947 - Sandi Shaw, [Sandra Goodrich], Essex, rocker (Girl Don’t Come)<br />
1948 - Eddie Gray, rock guitarist (Tommy James and Shondells-Crystal Blue)<br />
1949 - Larry Demps, US RandB vocalist (Dramatics-Me and Mrs Jones)<br />
1952 - Brad Whitford, Mass, rock guitarist (Aerosmith-Jamie Got a Gun)<br />
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Bringing Back The Memories in <strong>Dargaville</strong>
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy<br />
without being good at them. --Jimmy DeMaret<br />
1953 - Michael Bolton, Ct, rock vocalist (That’s What Love Is All About)<br />
1955 - Bob Abrams, Ohio, rocker (Buckinghams)<br />
1957 - Stuart “Woody” Wood, Scot, guitarist (Bay City Rollers-Saturday Night)<br />
1957 - Adrian Smith, heavy metal guitarist (Iron Maiden-Aces High)<br />
1975 - Brian Littrell, singer (Backstreet Boys)<br />
Deaths in Music<br />
1982 - Murray “the K” Kaufman, NYC DJ (5th Beatle), dies at 60<br />
1991 - Webb Pierce, US country singer (Bye Bye Love), dies of cancer at 64<br />
1993 - Troy Caldwell, country musician (Marshall Tucker Band), dies at 45<br />
Some Music Trivia<br />
*In 1957, Disc Jockey Al Priddy of KEX, Portland, Oregon, was fired for violating the radio station’s ban against<br />
playing Elvis Presley’s rendition of “White Christmas.” After hearing reports that many U.S. radio stations had<br />
banned Elvis’ Christmas album because of their shock over “the Pelvis” singing religious songs, DJ Allen Brooks<br />
of CKWS in Kingston, Ontario, played the entire album and invited listeners to call in their opinion. Of 800 callers,<br />
only 56 disapproved of Presley’s sacred music.<br />
*Each KISS member represents a character. Simmons is The Demon, Frehley is The Spaceman, Stanley is The<br />
Star Child, Criss is The Cat, and Carr was The Fox. Vincent briefly wore makeup with an Ankh design in his early<br />
concerts with the group.<br />
*” No Woman No Cry”, Bob Marley’s first hit was released as a single from his album, Live!, which was recorded at<br />
the Lyceum in London in 1975. Peter Tosh and Bunny Wailer left the group the year before this was released. They<br />
were upset at the way Bob Marley was given top billing.<br />
*Axl Rose [Guns ‘n’ Roses] used to earn $8 an hour for smoking cigarettes; for a science experiment at UCLA.<br />
*Elvis Presley once entered an Elvis look-a-like contest in a US burger bar and only came 3rd!!<br />
Today FM. Timeless Music Always on 87.7 and 106.7 in <strong>Dargaville</strong><br />
More Interesting Trivia<br />
Porn Crackers: Britons tongue-tied over takeaway<br />
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/4693835/Porn-Crackers-Britons-tongue-tied-over-takeaway<br />
Once it was easy. Even after a few pints too many on a Friday night, Britons could pronounce their favourite takeaway<br />
dish - fish and chips.<br />
But tastes have changed, and now exotic takeaways have become the nation’s favourite foods-to-go, bringing with<br />
them a host of linguistic pitfalls.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon<br />
and some days the statue. --Dilbert<br />
-Top of a survey of mispronounced dishes carried out this month among 8,783 customers by takeaway ordering<br />
service JustEat.co.uk was Japanese Katsu Curry, which most frequently becomes “Cat Soup Curry” when ordered<br />
over the phone.<br />
Other howlers are “One Tonne Soup,” Kung Fu Chicken” and “Wogan Josh,” thanks to popular UK TV presenter<br />
Terry Wogan.<br />
The 12 most common mistakes (with the correct name in brackets) were:<br />
1. Cat Soup Curry (Katsu curry)<br />
2. Kung Fu Chicken (Gung Po Chicken)<br />
3. One tonne soup (Won Ton Soup)<br />
4. Wogan Josh (Rogan Josh)<br />
5. Hashish Kebab (Shish Kebab)<br />
6. Porn Crackers (Prawn Crackers)<br />
7. Pillow Rice (Pilau Rice)<br />
8. Beef Jimmy Changa (Beef Chimichanga)<br />
9. Chicken Jal Frenzy (Chicken Jalfrezi)<br />
10. Crispy Acrobatic Duck (Crispy Aromatic Duck)<br />
11. Chicken Ghost (Chicken Gosht)<br />
12. Deep fried crispy man tongue (Deep fried crispy won ton)
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