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Online Weekly News And Views
Volume 1 No 16 25 June 2011
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Mangawhai Heads

In Hollywood now when people die they don’t say, “Did he
leave a will?” but “Did he leave a diary?” --Liza Minnelli
OUR MAN OF THE WEEK – Cr JONATHAN LARSEN
One Brave Kaipara District Councillor Puts Up A Website
For over 4 years this newsletter has been circulated almost every week to subscribers. It is certainly far more widely
read than just those on the mailing list. We get feedback from people who have never bothered to subscribe but have
simply bookmarked our website and read it from there.
The newsletter was started as a forum for people living in the Kaipara who expect the Kaipara District Council to display
basic attributes such as honesty, democracy, communication, and above all integrity. It has consistently challenged and
questioned - and also rewarded – the elected and non elected individuals who affect our lives here in the Kaipara.
We were joined in this quest by Clive Boonham with his website Kaipara Concerns which was setup to challenge the
legality of a rating process being applied to some ratepayers in Mangawhai which was questionably kosher. Having
watched the CEO wriggle and jiggle using every ploy in his drawer to avoid dealing with the issue it is pleasing to see
that progress has finally been made. There is still a long way to go and no doubt Clive will keep us up to date with
events. Read more from Clive here.
Now Cr Jonathan Larsen has joined the “brat pack”. His website “The Workboot Councillor” is a breath of fresh air.
Although as a Councillor he will always be bound by the rules of procedure, laws and regulations, Jonathan has had the
courage to lay his principles on the line and use 21 st Century technology to communicate with his “people”.
Looking back over the relatively short life of the Kaipara District Council; any time a Councillor has stepped outside the
square and shown individual initiative, he or she is immediately ring fenced. The Mayor and other Councillors (supported
by the Chief Executive Officer and other
staff) have formed their respective wagons
into a circle and attempted to isolate the
courageous one. It seems that phone
calls cease, e- mails and snail mail
suddenly get lost or misplaced, (as does
correspondence and phone calls from
angry ratepayers) and a campaign of
misinformation and innuendo bubbles forth
from Hokianga Road.
The last victim of these tactics was Bill
Guest. Let’s see how long it takes for
the sniping to start again. Don’t give up
Jonathan. We need more like you for the
probably short time left for this Council to
exist.

STOP PRESS
“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”
--Harry S Truman
Our Link With Jonathan’s Website
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you have about events in the Kaipara not elsewhere covered in the forums.
While you can remain anonymous, please consider registering and displaying a nickname as that gives your comments
more credibility. It also identifies you when you post responses which make the forums much more enjoyable. A
nickname implies a real person rather than a fantasy.
Click here to read postings to date on our forum link
Thanks for inviting us to be part of your world. Jonathan.
Good One Whanau
From the Northern Advocate Friday 24 June 2011.
“Two arrested for tying and beating elderly “woman.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10734310
Tops marks to the whanau for convincing these two “scumbags” to hand themselves in to Police.
The only question that really requires an answer is what the hell a 14 year old was doing running wild, with access to a
motor vehicle when several of these incidents occurred at times when he should have been at school! This same 14year-old
faces 22 charges relating to about 10 separate incidents.
Is there no-one in this “child’s” home who notices that he has not been to school, suddenly has a lot of money to spend,
and is coming at going at strange hours in association with a 20year old? “Just going to Aunty’s” for some kai and a few
smokes maybe?
But of course even if you do notice these things you can’t kick his butt or clip his ear any more can you? So why bother.
“Time Out” in a bedroom with TV, play station, phone, computer etc must be a really difficult “punishment to tolerate”.
Yeah right!

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.
--Don Kardong
Community Notices
Volunteers Awareness day
Dargaville Museum at Harding Park.
Wednesday 29 th June from 11am to2pm
1 st Dargaville Girls’ Brigade
Come To GB
A Fun Packed Program for Girls 5 – 15 years
We meet Thursdays from 3.30 to 5.00pm
at the Dargaville Baptist Community Church
1 st Four Weeks Free
For More info contact Pauline (09) 439 7507
Have you ever thought about volunteering at your Museum?
Come meet the Museum team and share a sausage and soup lunch on Wednesday 29 th June 11am to 2pm
A behind the scenes look at how your Museum works and how you can contribute to its continuing success.
Kaihu Valley Music Club
The regular club day is the second Sunday of each month at the Kaihu Memorial Hall.
• Starting 1.00pm.
• Gold coin admission. All are welcome.
• Local and visiting musicians will be attending.
Inquiries to Esma at (09) 439 7293
Zumba Classes
Classes are held in Dargaville on Mon & Wed
6.15pm – 7.15 at the Country & Western Hall next door to Subway
Casual $10.
Contact Person – Lee. lee@jeanjohnsonrealty.co.nz

I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.
--Shelley Winters
Letters To The Editor.
If you have a complaint about something we publish, a brickbat or bouquet, or some general
comments that you want to share - this is the place to do it. Please ensure that we receive your
letters no later than the Thursday morning before publication. As with other news media, we don’t
publish or respond to letters that have no real name, address, and contact phone number. If you
don’t want your name to appear please tell us. All letters are published in full as received. Please
keep them to no more than 250 words if possible. Thanks!
We all know that a picture is worth a thousand words. BUT!!! But communication is not supposed to be a guessing
game. Last Sunday’s edition containing the diagram of the districts delights were disappointing I note with dismay the
dismal display Captioned “A Great Place to Stay”
Whoever designed this useless blurb it doesn’t rate very high in my estimation of a PR professional trying to get his/her
message across. One wonders at what cost ? How about spelling Waipoua Forrest correctly. Sloppy work!!!!
Main failings are, none of the pictures are adequately identified. The Pahi camping grounds are completely devoid
of directions on the map which looks more like a medical chart of a patient’s urinary tract complete with a somewhat
unmentionable disease. Alas Poor Pouto!
A few more items of interest could have been included i.e. (Matakohe Museum ) After all isn’t it part of Twin Coast
Discovery ?? Let’s hope the Information Centre can explain things more clearly.
Ralph Williams
Pahi of course
Online Film Festival
Please consider clicking on the link below, and vote on Poisoning Paradise, in this on-line film festival.
Make sure you click on the play button, and allow the film to play for a couple of minutes. Then log on to vote. It only
takes a minute.
This increases exposure, and raises awareness in what’s happening in this country of ours. If you are pro 1080, then I
suggest you DO NOT follow this request, and just stick to what the pro-1080 industry does every week in this country of
ours - fills the media with propaganda.
Thanks to all those involved with donating to, and making PP happen. Poisoning Paradise - leading Green Unplugged
Film Festival
Many thanks.
Clyde Graf
Trash Or Treasure Pre-Loved Goods
Open Saturdays and Sundays 10.00am - 2.00pm
Murdoch Street, Dargaville.
At Great Prices!

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
--Erma Bombeck
Watch award winning Poisoning Paradise video clip here
http://www.flicks.co.nz/movie/poisoning-paradise-ecocide-new-zealand
Poisoning Paradise on IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1588425/combined
The Graf Boys - Clyde & Steve Graf
Email thegrafboys@xtra.co.nz
Blog www.thegrafboys.blogspot.com
Web www.thegrafboys.org/poisoning-paradise.html
Miss Piggy Dietary Assistance Quote(s) for the Week
To assist readers who are on a diet (or are thinking about starting on one) we have decided to help
you along over the next few weeks by sharing with you one or two quotes from that most supreme
arch dietary exponent - Miss Piggy! Note the headers banners also in this newsletter.
• The object of exercise is to achieve your beauty aspirations without
perspiration.
• You can eliminate a lot of calories by entirely cutting out things you hate.
• The definition of an eligible man: He’s breathing.
New Books In the Dargaville Library
NON FICTION
Female Chauvinist Pigs – Women and the Rise of Raunch Culture – Ariel Levy
Elizabeth Taylor: The Lady, The Lover, The Legend – 1932-2011 – David Brett
JUNIOR & YOUNG ADULT MAGAZINES
Crème
TotalGirl
K-Zone
FICTION
The Windup Girl – Paolo Bacigalupi
Little People – Jane Sullivan
The Collaborator – Margaret Leroy
Against All Enemies – Tom Clancy
The Little Coffee Shop of Kabul – Deborah Rodriguez
Fallen – Karin Slaughter
Theodore Boone The Abduction –John Grisham
Voted TUANZ Best Carrier Of The Year 2009
For Best Prices On All Your Phone, Dial Up,
Broadband, & Mobile Connections.
http://www.slingshot.co.nz/ 0800 89 2000

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner
--H.S. Leigh
The Eternal Prison – Jeff Somers
Keep Up To Date With Events at the Library Phone (09) 439 3150 or visit their web page
http://www.kaipara.govt.nz/library.php
Northland Events Calendars
To see what is happening around Northland, you can visit:
Hokianga: http://www.hokiangatourism.org.nz/news.html
Kauri Coast: http://kauricoast.co.nz/Events.cfm
Mangawhai: http://www.mangawhai.co.nz/Events.cfm
Northland: http://www.northlandnz.com/events.php
FL Computers.
122 Victoria Street. Dargaville. Phone: (09) 439 0496. E-Mail: flcomputers@xtra.co.nz

My wife is a light eater.
As soon as it’s light, she starts to eat. --Henny Youngman
Daily Trivia Quiz Online.
Done your daily trivia quiz today?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/2890210/Daily-trivia-quiz-September-25
This Week In New Zealand History
1954 Parker-Hulme murder in Christchurch
Armed with a brick in a stocking, 16-year-old Pauline Parker and her best friend Juliet
Hulme, 15, became two of New Zealand’s most notorious murderesses when they killed
Pauline’s mother, Honora, in Victoria Park, Christchurch.
Entangled in a classic folie à deux, the teenagers shared a fantasy world of princes,
damsels, heroes and villains. Dreams of Hollywood stardom were threatened when their
parents decided that the girls’ friendship had become obsessive and co-dependent. Plans
were afoot for Juliet’s family to leave New Zealand.
Their week-long trial was fraught with sensation. Testimony arguing the pair’s insanity was
rejected. The pair were found guilty, sentenced to indefinite imprisonment, and ordered
never to contact each other again.
In a decade when − if the Mazengarb Report is to be believed − teenagers terrorised the
nation, this case drew extraordinary attention both here and overseas. It remains one of
New Zealand’s most infamous murders and lives on in popular culture, having inspired both
a play, Michaelanne Forster’s Daughters of heaven, and Peter Jackson’s Academy Awardnominated
film Heavenly creatures.
The two young women were released after serving about five years in prison. Juliet Hulme later changed her name to
Anne Perry and became a successful writer. Both she and Parker now live in the United Kingdom.
1964 The Beatles land in NZ
were called in when rapturous fans besieged the Beatles’ hotel.
FL Computers.
Beatlemania hit New Zealand when 7000 hysterical
fans greeted the Fab Four in Wellington during their
‘Far East’ tour. After stints in the United States,
Europe, Hong Kong and Australia, the lads from
Liverpool finally touched down in New Zealand.
They came at the start of a new era. During the
60s young New Zealanders, with the help of
broadcast television, were beginning to tune in to
an international youth culture. The Beatles’ fame
preceded them and our teenagers were ready for
action. At Wellington Airport, police struggled to
restrain crowds behind a wire fence. Police dogs
122 Victoria Street. Dargaville. Phone: (09) 439 0496. E-Mail: flcomputers@xtra.co.nz

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is
through his stomach flunked geography. --Robert Byrne
On 22 June the Beatles played their first New Zealand concerts, repeating a 30-minute 11-song set, as fans screamed
and punctured the seats of the Wellington Town Hall with their stiletto heels. Audiences in Auckland, Christchurch and
Dunedin followed suit. Possibly the most dangerous moment of the Far East tour came in Auckland, where the Beatles
faced a mob of several thousand people with little police protection. They were trampled and mauled, and John Lennon
lost a clump of hair.
The tour had a big impact on New Zealand’s rock ’n’ roll and pop music scene. Local artists such as Ray Columbus,
Howard Morrison, and Max Merritt and the Meteors benefited from a surge of interest in the Beatles’ wake.
The Beatles were one of the most famous and commercially successful bands in popular music history. Their quest for
new sounds and the social awareness expressed in their songs were a major influence on pop culture around the world
in the 1960s.
1987 All Blacks win the first World Cup
With Michael Jones, John Kirwan and captain
David Kirk scoring tries, the All Blacks defeated
France 29–9 at Eden Park, Auckland. Kirk
became the first (and so far only New Zealand)
captain to lift the Webb Ellis Cup.
The first Rugby World Cup was hosted by New
Zealand and Australia. Rugby powerhouse
South Africa did not compete due to the
international sports boycott that was in place
because of its apartheid policies.
In the opening match of the tournament All
Black winger John Kirwan ran almost the length
of the field, beating most of the Italian team to
score a memorable try. The All Blacks won 70–6 and went on to win their pool after comfortable victories over Fiji and
Argentina. Their form carried over into the knock-out phase, in which Scotland was defeated 30–3 and Wales 49–6
before the final showdown with France.
The Webb Ellis Cup has since proven to be an elusive holy grail for New Zealand players and fans. Despite dominating
the world rankings, 1987 remains the All Blacks’ only World Cup success. The closest they have come to repeating their
1987 victory came in the 1995 final, which they lost in extra time to South Africa. The All Blacks have also suffered three
semi-final defeats, in 1991, 1999 and 2003. In the 2007 tournament they recorded their worst-ever result in World Cups
when they were defeated by France in the quarter-finals.
Image ref: BBC
Read more: http://www.nzhistory.net.nz/timeline
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Condensed milk is wonderful. I don’t see how they
can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. --Fred Allen
FOOD! This week it’s “Crock Pot (Slow Cooker) Stuff”
BEEF ROAST
Ingredients
1 can beer
2 kg beef roast
1 packet onion soup mix
Method
Trim the fat from the Roast then put the Roast into the crockpot and sprinkle with soup mix. Pour beer over the top and
cook on low for about 8 hours.
BARBECUED PORK
Ingredients
2 lbs. boneless pork top loin
1 chopped onion
3/4 cup diet soda (Beer might work just as well)
3/4 cup barbecue sauce
Method
Combine all ingredients in a crockpot. Cook covered on high for 5-6 hours or until meat is very tender. Drain and slice or
shred pork.
CHICKEN IN MUSHROOM GRAVY
Ingredients
salt and pepper
1/4 cup dry white wine
1 can mushrooms, sliced
1 can cream of chicken soup
3 whole chicken breasts halved
Method
Place the chicken pieces into the crockpot then season with salt and pepper. Mix wine and soup together then pour over
the chicken. Add the mushrooms then cover and cook the Chicken in Mushroom Gravy on low for 7 to 9 hours or high 3
to 4 hours. Recipe may be doubled and cooked in a 5 quart crockpot.
Read More: http://www.healthyfood.co.nz/
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Note:
You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic
you’re apt to be a hermit. --Franklin P. Jones
Gary and Lisa at the New Asia Restaurant in Dargaville who sponsor this page are running a Shanghai Special.
Walk in, sit down, don’t ask for a menu. Simply let the chef prepare your meal!
You will be amazed at the fine, affordable, treats and tastes that will be served to you. Give them some advance notice
and they will be happy to meet any special requests!
Musical Notes For This Week
Events in Music
1956 - “Transfusion” by Nervous Norvous peaks at #8
1959 - “Along Came Jones” by Coasters peaks at #9
1961 - Beatles record Aint She Sweet, Cry for a Shadow, When the Saints Go Marching In, Why, Nobody’s Child and My
Bonnie, in Hamburg
1961 - Beatles record “If You Love Me Baby”
1963 - Beatles form “Beatles Ltd” to handle their income
1964 - Beatles release “A Hard Day’s Night” album
1968 - “Here Come Da Judge” by The Buena Vistas peaks at #88
1970 - Rocker Chubby Checker arrested for marijuana possession
1972 - “Troglodyte (Cave Man)” by Jimmy Castor Bunch peaks at #6
1975 - Rocker Alice Cooper falls off stage in Vancouver, breaks 6 ribs
1975 - Cher divorces Sonny Bono
1978 - Andrew Lloyd Webber and Rice’s musical “Evita,” premiers in London
1981 - Guitarist Gerry Cott quits Boomtown Rats
1981 - Mark David Chapman pleads guilty to killing John Lennon
1982 - Paul McCartney releases “Take it Away”
1990 - Billy Joel performs a concert at Yankee Stadium
1992 - Billy Joel, gets an honorary diploma from Hicksville HS at 43
2004 - Bob Dylan accepts honorary doctor of music degree from the University of St Andrews, Scotland’s oldest
university
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Birthdays in Music
Fish, to taste right, must swim three times
- in water, in butter, and in wine. --Polish Proverb
1924 - Chet Atkins, Luttrell Tenn, guitarist (Me and My Guitar)
1932 - Ocie Lee “OC” Smith, US jazz singer (Little Green Apples)
1936 - Bobby Nunn, rocker (Coasters-Young Blood)
1940 - Adam Faith, England, singer (Poor Me, What Do You Want?)
1940 - Stuart Sutcliffe, Edinburgh Scotland, rocker (Beatles)
1940 - Clint Warwick, [Eccles], Birmingham England, bassist (Moody Blues)
1940 - Billy Davis Jr, St Louis Mo, singer (5th Dimension-One Less Bell)
1942 - Brian Wilson, Inglewood Calif, vocalist (Beachboys-In My Room)
1942 - Mick Fleetwood, London, rock drummer (Fleetwood Mac-Go Your Own Way)
1942 - Larry Taylor, Brooklyn, rocker (Canned Heat-On the Road Again)
1943 - Georgie Fame, rock vocalist (Get Away, Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde)
1944 - Ray Davies, London, singer/guitarist (Kinks-Come Dancing)
1944 - Steve Weber, guitarist, (Rounders-Holy “Boobs” Modal)
1944 - Peter Asher, London, singer (Peter and Gordon-World Without Love)
1944 - Bruce Johnston, singer/bassist (Beachboys-Surfin’ Girl) [or Apr 26]
1945 - Chris Britton, England, rock guitarist (Troggs-Wild Thing)
1945 - Howard Kaylan, rocker (Flo and Eddie/Turtles-Happy Together, Eleanor)
1945 - Colin Blunstone, England, rocker (Zombies-Never Even Thought)
1945 - Carly Simon, NYC, singer (Anticipation, You’re So Vain)
1947 - Don Henley, drummer/singer (Eagles, Boys of Summer)
1948 - Leo Sayers, rocker (You Make Me Feel Like Dancing)
1949 - Gary Moffet, Montreal, rock guitarist (April Wine)
1949 - Alan Osmond, Ogden Utah, singer (Osmond Brothers, Donnie and Marie)
1950 - Lionel Richie, Alabama, singer (Commodores, Hello, Penny Lover)
1950 - Joey Kramer, NYC, hard rock drummer (Aerosmith-Toys in the Attic)
1952 - Tim Finn, rocker (Split Enz, Crowded House, Puberty Blues)
1953 - Alan Longmuir, Edinburgh Scotland, rocker (Bay City Rollers)
1953 - Cyndi Lauper, American singer (Girls Just want to have Fun, Time after Time)
1956 - Derek Forbes, rocker (Simple Minds-Water Front)
1957 - Garry Beers, Sydney Australia, rocker (Inxs-Kiss the Dirt)
1957 - Astro, [Terrence Wilson], England, rock vocalist (UB40-Red Red Wine)
1961 - Jimmy Somerville, Glasgow Soctland, rocker (Bronski Beat, Communards)
Deaths in Music
1987 - Fred Astaire, actor/dancer (Royal Wedding, Let’s Dance), dies at 88
1997 - Bobby Helms, composer (Jingle Bell Rock), dies at 61
Today FM. Timeless Music Always on 87.7 and 106.7 in Dargaville
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green
vegetables smelled as good as bacon. --Doug Larson
Thoughts For The Week
Cactus Kate On John Banks:
Banks is just awful. He makes you want to consider voting Len Brown. Two-time losing mayoral candidate Banks is
political desperation at its finest ... his political philosophy isn’t even close to Act’s.
Click Here to read Cactus Kates Blog (http://katieworld1.com/cactuskate/)
More Movie Trivia
1. During the chariot scene in ‘Ben Hur’ a small red car can be seen in the distance.
2. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
3. Kermit the Frog is left-handed.
4. The names of Popeye’s four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye!
5. The first video aired on MTV was “Video Killed the Radio Star” by the Buggles in 1981.
6. The name for Oz in “The Wizard of Oz” was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing
cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence “Oz.”
7. All of the clocks in the movie “Pulp Fiction” are stuck on 4:20.
8. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear trousers.
9. The Muppet Show was banned from Saudi Arabian TV because one if its stars was a pig.
10. The most popular sport as a topic for a film is boxing.
11. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original ‘Halloween’ was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
12. The first TV commercial showed a Bulova watch ticking onscreen for exactly 60 seconds.
13. The first song played on Virgin Radio was Born to be wild by INXS!
14. The first programme shown on BBC2 was Play School
15. The filming of the movie ‘Titanic’ cost more than the Titanic itself!
16. One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!
17. Kermit the frog delivered the commencement address at Southampton College located in the state of New York
in 1996.
18. In the original version of Cinderella the slipper was made out of fur, not glass!
19. In the movie ‘The Wizard Of Oz’, Toto the dog’s salary was $125 a week, while Judy Garland was $500 a week.
20. In Mel Brooks’ ‘Silent Movie,’ mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role.
21. For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more.
22. C3PO is the first character to speak in Star Wars.
23. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s voice, in the movie ‘Hercules’, was dubbed.
24. According to legend, there’s a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld
Today FM. - 87.7 & 106.7 Mhz
Bringing Back The Memories in Dargaville

As for butter versus margarine,
I trust cows more than chemists --Joan Gussow
Today FM. - 87.7 & 106.7 Mhz
Bringing Back The Memories in Dargaville

Chili represents your three stages of matter:
solid, liquid, and eventually gas. --Roseanne

Some Days Are Not Meant To Be
My favorite animal is steak
--Fran Lebowitz

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