Death of a Wooden Shoe - U.S. Coast Guard
Death of a Wooden Shoe - U.S. Coast Guard
Death of a Wooden Shoe - U.S. Coast Guard
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The old man stayed in the pilot house while Guns and I dashed forward across<br />
the deck and up the ladder to the gun deck. Guns whispered to me that he was<br />
not sure if the gun still had recoil fluid in it.<br />
"What if it doesn’t?" I ask.<br />
"If it hasn’t, we’re gonna get blown <strong>of</strong>f this goddam deck!" he says. I helped him<br />
load the cannon and slammed the big gun shut.<br />
"Okay," says Guns, "go ahead."<br />
"Go ahead with what?" I ask.<br />
"Fire the fuckin’ thing!!" he blurts.<br />
"Up your fantail!" I counter. "You’re the Gunner’s Mate, not me!"<br />
Guns quietly and smilingly cursed me. I stepped back as far as I could possibly<br />
go without falling <strong>of</strong>f the gun deck. Guns gets himself in position alongside the<br />
blunderbuss. The scrubby, rusty old hunk <strong>of</strong> iron has a curved shoulder brace<br />
and Owens fits his shoulder into it. The aiming apparatus is even more archaic.<br />
One has to align two separate cross wires with the right eye and also the spot<br />
being aimed at. Since the Nanok was on a gentle sea-swell roll, I felt that hitting<br />
even a battleship would be like trying to hit a running mouse in the ass with a<br />
sling shot.<br />
Guns took aim, closed his eyes, held his breath and squeezed the trigger. There<br />
was a colossal ‘Boom!!!’ that I am sure encircled the earth and came back to<br />
echo and re-echo <strong>of</strong>f bergs and distant mountains. Up <strong>of</strong>f the gun deck went<br />
Guns and me propelled by heavy marine plywood decking that had torn loose<br />
and popped us about a foot in the air! The ‘boom’ was so loud it seemed as<br />
though someone had fired into my left ear through my right ear! Thank God there<br />
was recoil fluid in the gun!<br />
In the shortest period <strong>of</strong> time ever recorded, the deck was filled with the Nanok's<br />
entire crew. The faces looked sleepy but the eyes bulged, and everyone wore<br />
electrified hair. Maggie thought it was "jolly good fun." He was the only one who<br />
seemed to think so. Most <strong>of</strong> the crew were barefoot and in long underwear. A few<br />
were wearing their ‘Mae West’ life jackets. All wanted to know where the enemy<br />
was. Guns pointed toward the captain in the pilot house. Dicastro appeared<br />
furious but wisely made no comment. Neither did Chiefs McClay or Talledo.<br />
Bos’n Robbins just stood muttering, clenching and unclenching his fists. Although<br />
there were always signs that Maggie had a weird sense <strong>of</strong> humor, no one now<br />
had any doubt.<br />
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