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BREACH Based on the true story of Robert Hansen,<br />
who, for sixteen years, was a spy for Russia. In <strong>this</strong><br />
story, Eric O’Neill (Ryan Phillippe) is a young agent<br />
who gets <strong>in</strong>to a power play with his boss Hansen<br />
and is recruited by Kate Burroughs (Laura L<strong>in</strong>ney) to<br />
help br<strong>in</strong>g him down. Rated PG13<br />
BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA Jesse Aaron is a fifth<br />
grader who has hopes of be<strong>com</strong><strong>in</strong>g the fastest<br />
runner <strong>in</strong> his class. His hopes are dashed when a<br />
new girl, Leslie Burke, outruns everybody, <strong>in</strong>clud<strong>in</strong>g<br />
him. However, Jess and Leslie be<strong>com</strong>e friends and<br />
discover a magical k<strong>in</strong>gdom <strong>in</strong> the forest where<br />
they reign together as k<strong>in</strong>g and queen. Starr<strong>in</strong>g<br />
AnnaSophia Robb and Josh Hutcherson. Rated PG<br />
DADDy’S LITTLE GIRL In <strong>this</strong> Tyler Perry <strong>com</strong>edy<br />
a successful female attorney falls <strong>in</strong> love with a<br />
janitor, the s<strong>in</strong>gle father of three daughters, over the<br />
objections of her father. Starr<strong>in</strong>g: Gabrielle Union,<br />
Idris Elba, Louis Gossett Jr., Tasha Smith, Gary<br />
Anthony Sturgis. Rated PG13<br />
EPIC MOVIE In the spirit of Scary Movie and<br />
Date Movie, a parody that spoofs recent megablockbusters.<br />
The <strong>com</strong>edy centers itself around<br />
four orphans who visit a chocolate factory and are<br />
transported to the wonderful land of Gnarnia, after<br />
stumbl<strong>in</strong>g upon an enchanted wardrobe. There they<br />
battle pirates, encounter earnest wizards and attempt<br />
to defeat Gnarnia’s dastardly White Bitch. Rated<br />
PG-13<br />
GHOST RIDER Based on a Marvel <strong>com</strong>ic book<br />
character, a motorcycle stunt man named Johnny<br />
Blaze who gives up his soul to be<strong>com</strong>e a hellblaz<strong>in</strong>g<br />
vigilante to fight aga<strong>in</strong>st the power hungry<br />
Blackheart, the son of the devil. Starr<strong>in</strong>g Nicolas<br />
Cage. Rated PG-13<br />
HANNIBAL RISING So what was Hannibal Lecter<br />
like as a kid through his teens? This movie answers<br />
that question. The young genius learned many<br />
scientific fields such as medic<strong>in</strong>e and chemistry.<br />
He also was a talented artist and musician as well<br />
as a forensic expert. The story opens <strong>in</strong> WWII <strong>in</strong><br />
a medieval castle <strong>in</strong> Lithuania built by Hannibal’s<br />
forebear, Hannibal the Grim. The budd<strong>in</strong>g serial killer<br />
survives the horrors of the war and escapes the<br />
Soviet aftermath to f<strong>in</strong>d refuge <strong>in</strong> France. His horrific<br />
memories of the war <strong>com</strong>b<strong>in</strong>ed with his psychopathy<br />
drive his future murder lust. Rated R<br />
MUSIC & LyRICS Hugh Grant stars as a washed<br />
up rock s<strong>in</strong>ger who is given a couple of days to<br />
<strong>com</strong>pose a chart-topp<strong>in</strong>g hit for an admir<strong>in</strong>g teen<br />
sensation. The only problem is, he has never written<br />
lyrics, so he teams up with a younger woman (Drew<br />
Barrymore) who has a flair for words. Together they<br />
make great music. Rated PG-13<br />
NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM A hapless security guard,<br />
Larry Daley (Ben Stiller) accidently <strong>in</strong>vokes an<br />
ancient curse that causes the animals and <strong>in</strong>sects on<br />
display to <strong>com</strong>e to life. Also starr<strong>in</strong>g Dick VanDyke<br />
and Mickey Rooney. Rated PG<br />
NORBIT Eddie Murphy plays multiple roles as<br />
Norbit, Rasputia, and Mr. Wong <strong>in</strong> <strong>this</strong> nutty <strong>com</strong>edy.<br />
A mild mannered guy (Murphy) is engaged to a large<br />
figured woman (Murphy). In his dreams, he meets<br />
his ideal woman (Thandie Newton) and schemes to<br />
f<strong>in</strong>d a way to be with her, not his bulbous fiancée.<br />
But she has other ideas. Rated PG-13<br />
RENO 911!: MIAMI The goofy cops from the TV<br />
series have made a feature film of their loopy brand<br />
of police <strong>com</strong>edy. Set <strong>in</strong> Miami, the Reno cops<br />
cont<strong>in</strong>ued pg 9<br />
8 march 8-14, 2007 | enterta<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g u newspaper<br />
blades and babes<br />
300 movie re<strong>view</strong><br />
by kellie abRaHamSon KAbrahamson1@aol.<strong>com</strong><br />
A- Rated R 117 m<strong>in</strong>.<br />
Nearly everyone I know has been dy<strong>in</strong>g to see<br />
300 s<strong>in</strong>ce the very first trailer was unveiled. As with<br />
any film that is highly anticipated by large numbers<br />
of people, I for one always f<strong>in</strong>d myself a bit weary.<br />
How can any movie meet such high expectations?<br />
Well, I’m pleased to report that 300 is, <strong>in</strong> fact, one<br />
that does just that. The film will be <strong>in</strong> theaters nationwide<br />
<strong>this</strong> Friday and I predict it will be a runaway hit<br />
at the box office.<br />
Spartan K<strong>in</strong>g Leonidas (Gerard Butler) is forced<br />
to go to war with Persia after the wicked, self-proclaimed<br />
God-man, K<strong>in</strong>g Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro)<br />
threatens to destroy their way of life if they don’t<br />
pledge their allegiance to him. Unable to get approval<br />
from the council to send their army <strong>in</strong>to battle,<br />
Leonidas rounds up 300 of his most loyal men to go<br />
up aga<strong>in</strong>st Persia’s one million-strong soldiers. As<br />
they march toward their battlefield, they soon realize<br />
they are be<strong>in</strong>g followed by a hunchback named<br />
Ephialtes (Andrew Tiernan) who is desperate to be<br />
a Spartan solider. When he is rebuffed by Leonidas,<br />
Ephialtes turns his back on them and gives the Persians<br />
everyth<strong>in</strong>g they need to take down the Spartans.<br />
Meanwhile, a crooked politician named Theron<br />
(Dom<strong>in</strong>ic West) is wield<strong>in</strong>g his <strong>in</strong>fluence with the<br />
council, prompt<strong>in</strong>g them to deny Leonidas’ aid and,<br />
consequently, condemn<strong>in</strong>g them all to death. Queen<br />
Gorgo (Lena Headey), Leonidas’ wife, is given the<br />
uphill task of conv<strong>in</strong>c<strong>in</strong>g the council to overturn their<br />
decision.<br />
Like the first film to be derived from Frank Miller’s<br />
work, S<strong>in</strong> City, most of the film was shot with<br />
the actors stand<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> front of bluescreens. Us<strong>in</strong>g<br />
CGI, Snyder and his team created a stunn<strong>in</strong>g <strong>version</strong><br />
of Sparta that feels as gritty and dreary as it must<br />
have been. The film is a shot-by-shot adaptation of<br />
Miller’s graphic novel and at times you can really<br />
take notice of it, even if you’ve never picked the book<br />
THE SCA GOES SPARTAN<br />
At the pre<strong>view</strong> show<strong>in</strong>g of 300, several<br />
members of the Society for Creative Anachronism<br />
showed up <strong>in</strong> full Greek, Roman or Spartan garb.<br />
If you haven’t heard of the SCA, you’ve probably<br />
seen one of their members if you’ve ever been<br />
to a Medieval Faire. The organization, which has<br />
chapters worldwide, is dedicated to research<strong>in</strong>g and<br />
recreat<strong>in</strong>g the Middle Ages <strong>in</strong> the present. They will,<br />
however, seek to <strong>in</strong>clude anyth<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> Western Culture<br />
prior to 1600A.D. They re-create ages past “as<br />
they ought to have been.” Wear<strong>in</strong>g near Hollywood<br />
<strong>version</strong>s of Roman legionnaire outfits, Medieval<br />
wench frocks and the more <strong>com</strong>fortable <strong>version</strong>s<br />
of Elizabethan era garb, they meet and socialize,<br />
often hold<strong>in</strong>g jousts and dances. Authenticity isn’t<br />
the watchword of the society, though it does seek to<br />
educate people about the past.<br />
The SCA traces its orig<strong>in</strong>s to a theme party<br />
organized <strong>in</strong> Berkeley, California circa 1966. It went<br />
from a party to a parade down Telegraph Avenue as<br />
a “protest aga<strong>in</strong>st the 20 th Century.” The partygoers<br />
had such fun that they decided it was someth<strong>in</strong>g<br />
they wanted to do aga<strong>in</strong>, and <strong>in</strong> a more organized<br />
fashion. By ’68 the first official chapter of the SCA<br />
was founded. S<strong>in</strong>ce then, the idea has spread and<br />
people have started chapters around the world.<br />
The organization of the SCA is Feudal <strong>in</strong> nature,<br />
with each area represent<strong>in</strong>g a fiefdom under<br />
up before. The film is rated R for good reason. The<br />
violence is non-stop and there is some nudity, so try<br />
and keep young kids away from <strong>this</strong> flick.<br />
At the screen<strong>in</strong>g I attended, the stakes were<br />
high for 300. The second the lights went down,<br />
people were cheer<strong>in</strong>g, anticipat<strong>in</strong>g a truly great film.<br />
Luckily for everyone, the movie delivers what the<br />
audience hoped: lots of cool fight scenes, plenty<br />
of blood and an <strong>in</strong>tense underdog story that never<br />
once disappo<strong>in</strong>ts. A less-than-sappy love story<br />
gives <strong>view</strong>ers a break from all of the gore, which is<br />
a nice distraction from all that CGI blood. Speak<strong>in</strong>g<br />
of which, with any film that relies heavily on CGI,<br />
people tend to worry that the digital images may<br />
look out of place. Turns out, those people worried<br />
for noth<strong>in</strong>g. I was never once distracted by the <strong>com</strong>puter-generated<br />
scenery or characters. The story<br />
itself, which is based on the Battle of Thermopylae<br />
<strong>in</strong> 480 BC, is <strong>in</strong>credibly engross<strong>in</strong>g and well paced,<br />
allow<strong>in</strong>g the <strong>view</strong>er to be drawn <strong>in</strong> and stay drawn <strong>in</strong><br />
for the film’s entire 117 m<strong>in</strong>utes.<br />
Each and every actor did an exceptional job<br />
with their roles, perfectly personify<strong>in</strong>g their hardshelled<br />
characters with just enough subtlety to make<br />
them appeal<strong>in</strong>g. While a handful of the characters<br />
felt a bit over-the-top, Butler’s Leonidas <strong>in</strong> particular,<br />
given the film’s graphic novel roots it’s more than<br />
understandable, it’s expected. The Ephialtes character<br />
is, admittedly, a tad un<strong>in</strong>tentionally funny, and not<br />
just because of his grotesque appearance. The role<br />
is just a bit too similar to Gollum from the Lord of the<br />
R<strong>in</strong>gs films. His appearance does manage to take<br />
you out of the story somewhat, but the di<strong>version</strong><br />
can be easily overlooked, given the rest of the film’s<br />
overwhelm<strong>in</strong>g positives.<br />
I rarely f<strong>in</strong>d myself reach<strong>in</strong>g for my phone to<br />
re<strong>com</strong>mend a movie to my friends moments after<br />
see<strong>in</strong>g it. After see<strong>in</strong>g 300, I did just that. Fans of S<strong>in</strong><br />
City and Frank Miller and those the slightest bit curious<br />
about <strong>this</strong> gritty period piece should make their<br />
way to the theater <strong>this</strong> weekend. This is a film that<br />
really delivers <strong>in</strong> every possible category. The reaction<br />
at the prescreen<strong>in</strong>g is proof of that. As the f<strong>in</strong>al<br />
credits began to roll, the entire theater clapped and<br />
began s<strong>in</strong>g<strong>in</strong>g 300’s praises as they made their way<br />
out. I never heard a s<strong>in</strong>gle negative <strong>com</strong>ment from<br />
anyone around me. That really says it all.<br />
a larger k<strong>in</strong>gdom. “Knowne World” of the SCA is<br />
divided <strong>in</strong>to eighteen k<strong>in</strong>gdoms, each with a K<strong>in</strong>g<br />
and Queen, a Pr<strong>in</strong>ce and Pr<strong>in</strong>cess, and a council or<br />
Curia of Great Officers who handle the day to day<br />
bus<strong>in</strong>ess of runn<strong>in</strong>g the k<strong>in</strong>gdom.<br />
The local chapter of the SCA is The Shire of<br />
Castlemere, which serves the Duval/ Jacksonville<br />
area. If you’d like to jo<strong>in</strong>, or want more <strong>in</strong>fo, go tocastlemere.org