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BREACH Based on the true story of Robert Hansen,<br />

who, for sixteen years, was a spy for Russia. In <strong>this</strong><br />

story, Eric O’Neill (Ryan Phillippe) is a young agent<br />

who gets <strong>in</strong>to a power play with his boss Hansen<br />

and is recruited by Kate Burroughs (Laura L<strong>in</strong>ney) to<br />

help br<strong>in</strong>g him down. Rated PG13<br />

BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA Jesse Aaron is a fifth<br />

grader who has hopes of be<strong>com</strong><strong>in</strong>g the fastest<br />

runner <strong>in</strong> his class. His hopes are dashed when a<br />

new girl, Leslie Burke, outruns everybody, <strong>in</strong>clud<strong>in</strong>g<br />

him. However, Jess and Leslie be<strong>com</strong>e friends and<br />

discover a magical k<strong>in</strong>gdom <strong>in</strong> the forest where<br />

they reign together as k<strong>in</strong>g and queen. Starr<strong>in</strong>g<br />

AnnaSophia Robb and Josh Hutcherson. Rated PG<br />

DADDy’S LITTLE GIRL In <strong>this</strong> Tyler Perry <strong>com</strong>edy<br />

a successful female attorney falls <strong>in</strong> love with a<br />

janitor, the s<strong>in</strong>gle father of three daughters, over the<br />

objections of her father. Starr<strong>in</strong>g: Gabrielle Union,<br />

Idris Elba, Louis Gossett Jr., Tasha Smith, Gary<br />

Anthony Sturgis. Rated PG13<br />

EPIC MOVIE In the spirit of Scary Movie and<br />

Date Movie, a parody that spoofs recent megablockbusters.<br />

The <strong>com</strong>edy centers itself around<br />

four orphans who visit a chocolate factory and are<br />

transported to the wonderful land of Gnarnia, after<br />

stumbl<strong>in</strong>g upon an enchanted wardrobe. There they<br />

battle pirates, encounter earnest wizards and attempt<br />

to defeat Gnarnia’s dastardly White Bitch. Rated<br />

PG-13<br />

GHOST RIDER Based on a Marvel <strong>com</strong>ic book<br />

character, a motorcycle stunt man named Johnny<br />

Blaze who gives up his soul to be<strong>com</strong>e a hellblaz<strong>in</strong>g<br />

vigilante to fight aga<strong>in</strong>st the power hungry<br />

Blackheart, the son of the devil. Starr<strong>in</strong>g Nicolas<br />

Cage. Rated PG-13<br />

HANNIBAL RISING So what was Hannibal Lecter<br />

like as a kid through his teens? This movie answers<br />

that question. The young genius learned many<br />

scientific fields such as medic<strong>in</strong>e and chemistry.<br />

He also was a talented artist and musician as well<br />

as a forensic expert. The story opens <strong>in</strong> WWII <strong>in</strong><br />

a medieval castle <strong>in</strong> Lithuania built by Hannibal’s<br />

forebear, Hannibal the Grim. The budd<strong>in</strong>g serial killer<br />

survives the horrors of the war and escapes the<br />

Soviet aftermath to f<strong>in</strong>d refuge <strong>in</strong> France. His horrific<br />

memories of the war <strong>com</strong>b<strong>in</strong>ed with his psychopathy<br />

drive his future murder lust. Rated R<br />

MUSIC & LyRICS Hugh Grant stars as a washed<br />

up rock s<strong>in</strong>ger who is given a couple of days to<br />

<strong>com</strong>pose a chart-topp<strong>in</strong>g hit for an admir<strong>in</strong>g teen<br />

sensation. The only problem is, he has never written<br />

lyrics, so he teams up with a younger woman (Drew<br />

Barrymore) who has a flair for words. Together they<br />

make great music. Rated PG-13<br />

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM A hapless security guard,<br />

Larry Daley (Ben Stiller) accidently <strong>in</strong>vokes an<br />

ancient curse that causes the animals and <strong>in</strong>sects on<br />

display to <strong>com</strong>e to life. Also starr<strong>in</strong>g Dick VanDyke<br />

and Mickey Rooney. Rated PG<br />

NORBIT Eddie Murphy plays multiple roles as<br />

Norbit, Rasputia, and Mr. Wong <strong>in</strong> <strong>this</strong> nutty <strong>com</strong>edy.<br />

A mild mannered guy (Murphy) is engaged to a large<br />

figured woman (Murphy). In his dreams, he meets<br />

his ideal woman (Thandie Newton) and schemes to<br />

f<strong>in</strong>d a way to be with her, not his bulbous fiancée.<br />

But she has other ideas. Rated PG-13<br />

RENO 911!: MIAMI The goofy cops from the TV<br />

series have made a feature film of their loopy brand<br />

of police <strong>com</strong>edy. Set <strong>in</strong> Miami, the Reno cops<br />

cont<strong>in</strong>ued pg 9<br />

8 march 8-14, 2007 | enterta<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g u newspaper<br />

blades and babes<br />

300 movie re<strong>view</strong><br />

by kellie abRaHamSon KAbrahamson1@aol.<strong>com</strong><br />

A- Rated R 117 m<strong>in</strong>.<br />

Nearly everyone I know has been dy<strong>in</strong>g to see<br />

300 s<strong>in</strong>ce the very first trailer was unveiled. As with<br />

any film that is highly anticipated by large numbers<br />

of people, I for one always f<strong>in</strong>d myself a bit weary.<br />

How can any movie meet such high expectations?<br />

Well, I’m pleased to report that 300 is, <strong>in</strong> fact, one<br />

that does just that. The film will be <strong>in</strong> theaters nationwide<br />

<strong>this</strong> Friday and I predict it will be a runaway hit<br />

at the box office.<br />

Spartan K<strong>in</strong>g Leonidas (Gerard Butler) is forced<br />

to go to war with Persia after the wicked, self-proclaimed<br />

God-man, K<strong>in</strong>g Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro)<br />

threatens to destroy their way of life if they don’t<br />

pledge their allegiance to him. Unable to get approval<br />

from the council to send their army <strong>in</strong>to battle,<br />

Leonidas rounds up 300 of his most loyal men to go<br />

up aga<strong>in</strong>st Persia’s one million-strong soldiers. As<br />

they march toward their battlefield, they soon realize<br />

they are be<strong>in</strong>g followed by a hunchback named<br />

Ephialtes (Andrew Tiernan) who is desperate to be<br />

a Spartan solider. When he is rebuffed by Leonidas,<br />

Ephialtes turns his back on them and gives the Persians<br />

everyth<strong>in</strong>g they need to take down the Spartans.<br />

Meanwhile, a crooked politician named Theron<br />

(Dom<strong>in</strong>ic West) is wield<strong>in</strong>g his <strong>in</strong>fluence with the<br />

council, prompt<strong>in</strong>g them to deny Leonidas’ aid and,<br />

consequently, condemn<strong>in</strong>g them all to death. Queen<br />

Gorgo (Lena Headey), Leonidas’ wife, is given the<br />

uphill task of conv<strong>in</strong>c<strong>in</strong>g the council to overturn their<br />

decision.<br />

Like the first film to be derived from Frank Miller’s<br />

work, S<strong>in</strong> City, most of the film was shot with<br />

the actors stand<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> front of bluescreens. Us<strong>in</strong>g<br />

CGI, Snyder and his team created a stunn<strong>in</strong>g <strong>version</strong><br />

of Sparta that feels as gritty and dreary as it must<br />

have been. The film is a shot-by-shot adaptation of<br />

Miller’s graphic novel and at times you can really<br />

take notice of it, even if you’ve never picked the book<br />

THE SCA GOES SPARTAN<br />

At the pre<strong>view</strong> show<strong>in</strong>g of 300, several<br />

members of the Society for Creative Anachronism<br />

showed up <strong>in</strong> full Greek, Roman or Spartan garb.<br />

If you haven’t heard of the SCA, you’ve probably<br />

seen one of their members if you’ve ever been<br />

to a Medieval Faire. The organization, which has<br />

chapters worldwide, is dedicated to research<strong>in</strong>g and<br />

recreat<strong>in</strong>g the Middle Ages <strong>in</strong> the present. They will,<br />

however, seek to <strong>in</strong>clude anyth<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> Western Culture<br />

prior to 1600A.D. They re-create ages past “as<br />

they ought to have been.” Wear<strong>in</strong>g near Hollywood<br />

<strong>version</strong>s of Roman legionnaire outfits, Medieval<br />

wench frocks and the more <strong>com</strong>fortable <strong>version</strong>s<br />

of Elizabethan era garb, they meet and socialize,<br />

often hold<strong>in</strong>g jousts and dances. Authenticity isn’t<br />

the watchword of the society, though it does seek to<br />

educate people about the past.<br />

The SCA traces its orig<strong>in</strong>s to a theme party<br />

organized <strong>in</strong> Berkeley, California circa 1966. It went<br />

from a party to a parade down Telegraph Avenue as<br />

a “protest aga<strong>in</strong>st the 20 th Century.” The partygoers<br />

had such fun that they decided it was someth<strong>in</strong>g<br />

they wanted to do aga<strong>in</strong>, and <strong>in</strong> a more organized<br />

fashion. By ’68 the first official chapter of the SCA<br />

was founded. S<strong>in</strong>ce then, the idea has spread and<br />

people have started chapters around the world.<br />

The organization of the SCA is Feudal <strong>in</strong> nature,<br />

with each area represent<strong>in</strong>g a fiefdom under<br />

up before. The film is rated R for good reason. The<br />

violence is non-stop and there is some nudity, so try<br />

and keep young kids away from <strong>this</strong> flick.<br />

At the screen<strong>in</strong>g I attended, the stakes were<br />

high for 300. The second the lights went down,<br />

people were cheer<strong>in</strong>g, anticipat<strong>in</strong>g a truly great film.<br />

Luckily for everyone, the movie delivers what the<br />

audience hoped: lots of cool fight scenes, plenty<br />

of blood and an <strong>in</strong>tense underdog story that never<br />

once disappo<strong>in</strong>ts. A less-than-sappy love story<br />

gives <strong>view</strong>ers a break from all of the gore, which is<br />

a nice distraction from all that CGI blood. Speak<strong>in</strong>g<br />

of which, with any film that relies heavily on CGI,<br />

people tend to worry that the digital images may<br />

look out of place. Turns out, those people worried<br />

for noth<strong>in</strong>g. I was never once distracted by the <strong>com</strong>puter-generated<br />

scenery or characters. The story<br />

itself, which is based on the Battle of Thermopylae<br />

<strong>in</strong> 480 BC, is <strong>in</strong>credibly engross<strong>in</strong>g and well paced,<br />

allow<strong>in</strong>g the <strong>view</strong>er to be drawn <strong>in</strong> and stay drawn <strong>in</strong><br />

for the film’s entire 117 m<strong>in</strong>utes.<br />

Each and every actor did an exceptional job<br />

with their roles, perfectly personify<strong>in</strong>g their hardshelled<br />

characters with just enough subtlety to make<br />

them appeal<strong>in</strong>g. While a handful of the characters<br />

felt a bit over-the-top, Butler’s Leonidas <strong>in</strong> particular,<br />

given the film’s graphic novel roots it’s more than<br />

understandable, it’s expected. The Ephialtes character<br />

is, admittedly, a tad un<strong>in</strong>tentionally funny, and not<br />

just because of his grotesque appearance. The role<br />

is just a bit too similar to Gollum from the Lord of the<br />

R<strong>in</strong>gs films. His appearance does manage to take<br />

you out of the story somewhat, but the di<strong>version</strong><br />

can be easily overlooked, given the rest of the film’s<br />

overwhelm<strong>in</strong>g positives.<br />

I rarely f<strong>in</strong>d myself reach<strong>in</strong>g for my phone to<br />

re<strong>com</strong>mend a movie to my friends moments after<br />

see<strong>in</strong>g it. After see<strong>in</strong>g 300, I did just that. Fans of S<strong>in</strong><br />

City and Frank Miller and those the slightest bit curious<br />

about <strong>this</strong> gritty period piece should make their<br />

way to the theater <strong>this</strong> weekend. This is a film that<br />

really delivers <strong>in</strong> every possible category. The reaction<br />

at the prescreen<strong>in</strong>g is proof of that. As the f<strong>in</strong>al<br />

credits began to roll, the entire theater clapped and<br />

began s<strong>in</strong>g<strong>in</strong>g 300’s praises as they made their way<br />

out. I never heard a s<strong>in</strong>gle negative <strong>com</strong>ment from<br />

anyone around me. That really says it all.<br />

a larger k<strong>in</strong>gdom. “Knowne World” of the SCA is<br />

divided <strong>in</strong>to eighteen k<strong>in</strong>gdoms, each with a K<strong>in</strong>g<br />

and Queen, a Pr<strong>in</strong>ce and Pr<strong>in</strong>cess, and a council or<br />

Curia of Great Officers who handle the day to day<br />

bus<strong>in</strong>ess of runn<strong>in</strong>g the k<strong>in</strong>gdom.<br />

The local chapter of the SCA is The Shire of<br />

Castlemere, which serves the Duval/ Jacksonville<br />

area. If you’d like to jo<strong>in</strong>, or want more <strong>in</strong>fo, go tocastlemere.org

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